Tuesday Post 386b

 Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for today! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3191 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed FIFTEEN MINUTES online after I get back home from Toastmasters!!! Righteo, potential final, final events for Thursday?

• When Hannah arrives, she knows to knock, say good morning and offer us fifteen more minutes. Uber nods @ her and she's a good girl and promptly leaves, coming back and helping me get kitted after I use the pot :P for one more tinkle.
• That done, I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Hannah who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her first break.
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast is one bowl of plain porridge (thanks to Hannah who got a spoon for me) with one slice of toast smeared with avocado and sprinkled with salt, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

   

• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and spend minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  
  

• Only like fifteen minutes left, so super-briefly:

• Physio with David: ten minutes treadmill walking 0.8km/hr, fifty reaches for Era, fifty reaches for Ela, 100 steps for Erf, five minutes standing practice and twenty laps walking with browsing around.

• Showered - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

• Dried, creamed and rekitted, I cooked fried rice for lunch!

• Saw Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.

• Neisha's taking me to Toastmasters tonight. Looking forward to getting some dinner from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I had surely MORE THAN TWO DECADES AGO! *sigh*

• Toms: hope PIG mum helps me up... she's undecided what we're doing toms so perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me?

• Seeing Ray for some massage and acupuncture toms arvo; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ him.

• Apparently Neisha's minding me 4pm till 6pm, meaning she'll spend thirty minutes singing with me!

• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^