My blog no. 4!: February 2020

Saturday, February 29, 2020

Saturday Post 306d

Good evening again and one final greeting for Sunday! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ only 724. Righteo, final, final events for Saturday?

I continued watching season three episode one of The Good Doctor, then @ 9pm walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Kim's coming to help me up @ 8am and then dropping me off @ church for ESS. Her shift doesn't end till 11am but doubtless she'll demand I sign her off and she'll leave @ least five minutes early. XD
Would dearly love to have lunch out with ESS peers but basically resigned to a cheap lunch with the parents @ Maccas. *sigh*
Will probably haveta endure a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum ... *another sigh*
But dad had better remember to take us out to dinner tonight and lemme eat ONE bowl of rice!
Righteo, hopefully see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ only 694; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The Secret' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Competition'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

Score, I watched the entire Seven's news 6pm news bulletin; that's the 13TH time I've done that this year!
After dinner was microwaved and I was summoned, I used the loo for one tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
What a brilliant way to end February: the 12TH time this month I've been exempt from having to get myself cutlery for all three meals! :D
Dinner tonight: just the rest of the yummy fried rice Besta cooked for my lunch smothered totally (I couldn't see any rice when I first started eating) with dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon. Pity I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the stupid dumbbell, but hey. I also mentioned to the parents that we should remember tonight coz we're gonna haveta wait another four years till February 29th comes around again!
Once I'd swallowed the last mouthful Ela IMMEDIATELY released the pesky dumbbell and I asked PIG mum could she please gimme a bowl of soup to wash dinner down with? PIG mum can't be bothered, instead ordering I take my bowl over to the sink and then pour myself a mug of water to drink instead. I comply, grabbing the smallest mug in the drawer. After pouring myself one cup of water, I see an even smaller cup sitting on the benchtop and transfer the water from the bigger cup to the smaller cup, before drinking the smaller cup with my right hip braced against the counter. Then I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again
rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl following one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Saturday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Sunday, else hopefully see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, February 28, 2020

Saturday Post 306b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ only 639. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

Exactly two hours after I'd come online, I'd signed outta everything, used the loo for one more tinkle and then sat to read for forty more minutes: it's only Saturdays I get to spend a blessed three hours with my nosed buried in a book! Thanks also to PIG mum who'd left me a banana to munch, although pity she'd removed the milk to the laundry fridge, meaning I couldn't get myself a mug. *sigh* Oh, I finished pg. 375 @ 4:51pm, BTW~
Now @ 5:25pm I've played ne more memorable game of Bejeweled lasting 8:24! Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD
One more tinkle before I returned online~
Ooh hopefully I can watch Seven's 6pm news; it's starting soon! Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 306

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 456 steps (because obviously I've not left the house) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Be Careful Who You Turn To'. Anyways, events for today?

At 2:23pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:43. Now, lemme play one more game of Bejeweled lasting in between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
Now @ 2:39pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:27. That's today's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
Yay, 7th consecutive awesome sleep last night; I'm taking that as a good open to end February with coz that's the 4th time this year I've scored one straight week of awesome straight sleeps, meaning I'm on-track to score another big total this year! Nature didn't call until PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs; after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
Right afterwards, PIG mum came and hit me with the eye goo before leaving for her half day's worth. After she'd gone, dearest dad came and retucked Shirley and me back into bed, promising to stay quiet so we could snore in peace. Before drifting back into sleep,
I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
And what a sleep I had! Usually I wake again for the pot :P around 8:45am but today Shirley and I happily snored all the way until like 9:30am before nature called again! After one more pot :P trip I spent spent another ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
When Besta arrived, she knocked, stuck her head in, brightly bid me good morning and immediately offered Shirley and me fifteen more minutes, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum. Fifteen more minutes later, I called her back and used the pot :P for one more tinkle, we got me kitted (I did the pants; she did the footwear) and I headed nextdoor to brush teeth. Thanks to Besta who squirted me some toothpaste; Ela enjoyed another break~
Teeth brushed, I drink one full mug of water, sit over the loo for two tinkles, wash and dry Era and then head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Thanks to dad who's left me one (not half) a ham and egg sandwich for me; thanks also to Besta who cooks the bread yummy and adds one slice of cheese for me. I drink my first mug of white tea with two sugars and happily read Ray Martin's memoirs for eighty minutes first up, reaching pg. 300 @ 11:13am and reaching pg. 325 @ 11:53am. As for Besta, she cleaned my room then sat and massaged Ela for one hour while watching television.
At midday I used the loo for another tinkle and rang Aunty Lai, speaking with her for about 9:15. Besta made me another mug of tea, white and two, and found four plain biscuits for me.
At 12:30pm, I went and took a nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was done after 14% but happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for Besta.
I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (*thanks to Besta who helped me dry my back and Era), had another tinkle and mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Besta who creamed my back and Era). When Besta rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
Back out @ the gobbling :P table, lunch was one big bowl of the yummy fried rice Besta cooked while I'd been showering plus my final mug of white tea with two sugars.
At 1:55pm, I went once more to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum arrived home early, meaning she had a chance to yap @ Besta, how cool!
Once I've sed up my most important two hours of the day I'll use the loo for one more tinkle then munch the banana PIG mum has left me for arvo tea and read for another forty-five minutes; it's only Saturdays I get to read for three hours!
Toms: just church, nothing special. Kim's helping me up @ 8:30am and dropping me off @ church for 11am for ESS.
Would love lunch out with other ESS people but basically resigned to a cheap lunch with the parents @ Maccas. *sigh*
Also expecting a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum after she has her arvo nap … *sigh?*
But dad had better remember to take us out for dinner toms night and lemme eat ONE bowl of rice!
Anyways, hopefully bbl, else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 316f

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2485 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week's now thirty-six. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I'm not going out. Besta's minding me from 10am till 2pm; will shower @ 12:30pm because Kim doesn't come for the 4pm till 6pm shift anymore. Looking forward to getting my three big mugs of white tea and fingers crossed for the opportunity to read for three hours! Unless PIG mum demands I pen a letter to Nana? Then hopefully 2.5 hours~
Tomorrow's date only happens once every four years! For those who are born Feb 29th, I hope you get a HUGE birthday party!
Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead~
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Tee hee, today I've managed SIX posts; that's even rarer than five! XD

Friday Post 316e

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2418; secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'What A Pain' and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The Faith To Endure'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
Dad got home, reheated dinner and the parents summoned me. Before joining them @ the gobbling :P table, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Score, the parents lemme use the spoon I had the foresight to scoot my chair over to get before Kim left for dinner! Rice tonight, with lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon and several wee chunks of tasty pork. Pity I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold the stupid dumbbell, but hey.
Ela IMMEDIATELY released the pesky dumbbell once I'd swallowed the final mouthful; originally I thought PIG mum would gimme a bowl of soup to spoon dinner down with but nope! She couldn't be bothered, instead ordering I pour myself a cup of water instead. Fine with me: I picked the smallest cup from the drawer then happily leaned my right hip against the kitchen benchtop while drinking it. Much easier. XD Then I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again
rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Anyways, hopefully bbl shortly after 9pm after one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Tee hee, I've already managed FIVE posts tonight but Wednesday was two days ago! XD

Friday Post 316d

Potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2353. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

Shirley and I cuddled and had a MASSIVE snore; I didn't wake again until thoughtful dad walked silently along the hallway and unpopped the lock leading into the garage! After another pot :P trip, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
After dad leaves for his hard day's work, Shirley and I cuddle and snore again, me waking to use the pot :P once more around 9:30am. Then I start counting down fifteen more minutes, deciding I'll bang the wall and ask PIG mum to please help me up if she hasn't stirred by 9:45pm. XD
Luckily, she does; after she's hit me with the eyegoo and help me exceedingly with nothing but the bar strap I count down my remaining twelve point five minutes and get myself mostly independently kitted.
PIG mum comes back to help with only Elf's AFO straps (remember, she seriously only helps with the straps; I'm the one doing the leg lifting, holding leg in place while she positions AFO under leg, placing leg down into brace and bending knee to allow ankle to fall into the bottom of the brace) and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Now @ 6:34pm I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:40. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms because I've actually played one more memorable game lasting 8:55! But super-briefly, coz I've only got like two minutes left:
Bout groceries from Coles @ Pinelands Plaza with PIG mum.
Had lunch @ Ho Lin Wah.
Saw Ray for acupuncture and massage.
Kim minded me from 4pm till 6pm. After showering, I read Ray Martin's memoirs for one hour, reaching pg. 250 @ 5:13pm and pg. 275 @ 5:50.
Did a stinky unspeakable before Kim left.
Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I'm prolly staying @ home all day. Besta's minding me from 10am till 2pm; will shower @ 12:30pmcoz Kim doesn't come 4-6pm anymore. Looking forward to my three big mugs of white tea with two sugars and fingers crossed I can read for three hours; I only get that chance on Saturdays! But if PIG mum demands I write Nana a letter, hopefully I can read for two hours instead~
Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday, February 27, 2020

Friday Post 316c

Whoops! I didn't look @ the clock properly, it's only 3pm now, not 4pm! XD In that case, noting down that I'm really still owed THIRTY-NINE MINUTES only after Kim leaves and events for today?

Yay, 6th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Trur, there was lil instance of lbl but I hoped PIG mum wouldn't find out. I used the pot :P @ 6:05am,when the noisy garbage truck THUNDERED down oue road to tip bins, then spent the ten minutes till 6:15am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
At 3:39pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:39. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 316b

Heylo again, good afternoon and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2188 steps; secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Are You Praying For An Unsaved Loved One?’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s thirty-five but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m really still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-NINE MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! So hopefully bbl with today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 316

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 316c

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1124. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

After publishing the previous post, I continued doing the assessment.
At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Tonight's ice cream night; like I say every week, a very little's better than none @ all!
Toms: fingers crossed PIG mum helps me up...
Also fingers crossed I can watch Seven's morning news!
Wonder where we're going for lunch toms?
Seeing Ray for some acupuncture and massage in the early arvo; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ him. XD
Kim's minding me from 4pm till 6pm coz she doesn't come Saturdays anymore.
Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 316b

Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1077 (ha, told you I'd pass one grand! XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Did You Know What You Were Getting Into?' and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Unexpected Change'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

When dad arrived home, microwaved dinner and summoned me, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa Uncle Pong's silk melon, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon, some beef and one yummy lil chunk of BBQ chook. Huge thanks to Deb who washed my breakfast spoon and gave it back to me before we left for the library this morning; that's the 11TH time this month I've been exempt from getting myself cutlery for any three meals today! :D Over dinner, dearest dad and I just chatted about the church meeting he's having @ 7:30pm tonight with some church aunties and uncles.
Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Aunty Frances, James Hung, Pastor Samuel and maybe someone else have arrived for the meeting~
Me, I'm off continuing that assessment. Fingers crossed I can bbl following one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Thursday plus what's happening Friday, else hope everyone has a smashing end to the week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 316

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 956 steps (so expecting to have cracked 1000 before the day's out) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Reading The Bible Will Change Your Life'. Anyways, events for today?

Yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep tonight! Nature didn't call until 6:50am and after one pot :P trip I immediately tried falling back asleep because I knew Deb was coming to help me up @ 8am!
Yup, nature called again exactly one hour later, after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 8am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
At 5:09pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:40. Now, lemme play one more game lasting I between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
When Deb announced her arrival @ 8am, PIG mum let her inside. I'm very proud of Deb: she FINALLY remembered to ask me, "Fifteen more minutes?" and not, "How long?" XD
After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I could still hear PIG mum doing her favourite thing: yapping @ Deb. XD Couldn't be bothered interrupting her monologue; instead, I used the pot :P again and then I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
When Deb came back, she got me kitted and I headed over to the bathroom to brush teeth. T hanks to Deb who squirted me some toothpaste; Ela enjoyed her first break for the week~
Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and

finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
Now @ 5:556pm I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:41. That's today's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I've actually played three more memorable games, one lasting more than seven minutes and two lasting more than eight! Only don't ask me why the indentation's gone funny. And will haveta note today's events down briefly coz I've spent too long playing XD
Munched two plain (no honey) Weet-Bix for breakfast; thanks to Deb who turned on Sunrise for my viewing pleasure~
Deb tootled me off to GCCW!
Only eight people attended today; everyone had a good laugh when I read out my homework and Rob said he was the original poo bum wee tit fart! XD Our next homework topic's sth like 'the explorer'.
Met Pastor Chris and Grace for lunch @ Woka Underwood!
Came home, turned alarm off and showered - hairwash today. Also thanks to Deb who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
Dried, creamed and rekitted I headed outside and read my daily Bible passages.
When PIG mum came home I let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me a pear.
Sneaked my mobile into the loo and played Candy Crush-type games.
Planning to complete study tonight!
Toms: hope PIG mum helps me up...
She'd better remember to take me out for one whole (not half) a lunch; I endured seemingly-useless hydro for her back on Monday!
Seeing Ray for some acupuncture and massage around 2pm; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap endlessly @ him. XD
Kim's coming to minds me from 4pm till 6pm since she doesn't come Saturday's anymore.
Righteo, hopefully bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Wednesday Post 316e

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1353. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Wish PIG mum hadn't switched my ice cream day to Thursday ... *sigh* Anyhow I'll take my time over the loo tonight and hopefully PIG mum won't turn out the light till 10:20pm else I'll be back in bed before twelve hours have passed and I'll feel like I've wasted the day … *sigh*
Toms: Deb's helping me up @ 8am then taking me to GCCW!
Even better, I'm meeting Pastors Chris and Grace for lunch @ Woka Underwood!
Deb's seeing me home and showered before leaving @ 3:30pm.
Fingers crossed dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner toms night! But if he won't, I'll spend toms night doing assessment for the course Alayna started me on before leaving; the guy has said if if I'll submit another course before the month's end he'll gimme another extension~
righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Tee hee, today I've managed FIVE posts! Yeah, I can usually accomplish that most Wednesdays ... XD

Wednesday Post 316d

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1294; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Thoughts Of Joy' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Take No Prisoners' but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed THIRTEEN MINUTES online when I visit the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways, super-briefly, events for today?

Yay, 4th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call all the way until 8:20am!
Had to bang the wall and ask PIG mum to please come help me up when she showed no signs of stirring come 9:45am~
Finished GCCW homework, read Bible and made myself a toasted sandwich for lunch.
Kim took me out to Calamvale Central; she parked outside and we went to Kmart where I bought myself a new black singing folder.
Came home, turned alarm off, did a stinky unspeakable then showered.
Dried, creamed and rekitted I did another stinky unspeakable and then munched my sushi roll for arvo tea.
Shelby took me out to choir tonight!
Got home and munched rice leftovers for dinner; amazing, dad got a spoon for me!
Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Wednesday Post 316c

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1105 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online when I get back home tonight! So hopefully bbl with today's events just briefly, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 316b

Heylo again and please excuse not only the previous post but yesterday's post too; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, my plodding total for Tuesday's actually 2795; secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's "Who's The Judge?"; thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Rich Toward God"; fourthly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 273 steps (coz I've not left the house yet and I may not until choir later, so perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me) and fifthly, TWFT topic's "God's Recovery Plan For You" but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and SEVEN MINUTES online this arvo!! Anyways, super-briefly, yesterday's events first?

Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7am~
Aimee and Davina came for the yearly review.
Saw Vincent the bloody physio for my weekly torture session. Physio yesterday: stood most session, bent to floor about ten times for Ela to move object, weightshifting, reaching for both hands and successfully left first go!
Bought groceries from Asian Village, bought groceries from Woolies and then had a small bucket of yummy chicken kaarage chicken rice for lunch @ Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown.
Saw Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.
Shannon minded me from 4pm, took me to Toastmasters and then dropped me off @ BCAC before dropping Sparkless2 back home. She prolly left like five minutes early, since arrival time @ BCAC was 9:17pm.
I joined SG for sharing and the muttered prayer thing; Miki walked with me out to the hall and Charlie tootled me off to Maccas for dinner! (Supper for them)
Enoch tootled men home and I hit the sack. Zzz~
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 316

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, February 24, 2020

Tuesday Post 305

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 305g

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3765. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Toms: Aimee's bringing the new CODA person for an introduction! Hope she's nice~
Midday torture session with Vincent the bloody physio @ midday. >< *sigh*
Hopefully PIG mum'll take me somewhere yummy for lunch; I'm wanting rice coz I'll not get any for dinner~
I'm looking forward to seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap @ her. XD
Shelby's minding me from 4pm then we're hitting Toastmasters together! Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme bring back some dinner home from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I had surely MORE THAN TWO DECADES ago! *another sigh*
But fingers crossed I can catchup with my small group @ the Warrigal Square Maccas afterwards!
Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed SEVEN posts! Think that's only like the thirteenth time that's happened before? XD

Monday Post 305f

Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3703; secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'A Restful Peace' and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Liberated By Jesus'. Anyways, continuing events for Monday?

Breakfast finished, Alyssa arrives to give Ela her final session of OT before she moves down to the Gold Coast! I forgot to ask PIG mum to buy me a thank-you card for Alyssa so she just got me one sheet of A4 paper and Era scrawled her a quick thank-you note before Els tried scrawling 'Ela'. 'Twas mostly illegible. XD
Thanks to PIG mum who let Alyssa inside when she announced her arrival, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door myself.
Didn't haveta do any unfunctional bicep curls with my final session with Alyssa, hoorah! Just lotsa piano playing for Ela~
When she left, I lifted the loo lid, used the toilet for one tinkle then plopped online till midday.
After using the loo for one tinkle, I walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
At midday, I used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again
rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Lunch was possibly tasteless leftovers? I'm guessing that because I can't remember what I ate. XD
Lunch finished, I took my bowl over to the sink and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Lol, Tina arrived precisely @ 4pm. She tried to claim she'd arrived earlier but I caught her fibbing because PIG mum saw her car pull into the driveway. XD
PIG mum tootled me off to blasted hydro. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listened to 97.3FM all day and Era helped Ela stretch for twenty minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
Hydro was, as usual, awful. >< *sigh* @ least I didn't get a headache this time, phew.
Back home, I headed into the bathroom for a nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, since Tina kindly held the showerhead over my back after I'd washed my hair, I was all finished after 14% but happily leaned fully against the side rail and happily watered myself for another tinkle before flipping the water off and calling for Tina. XD
I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, get dried, get creamed and have another tinkle. When Tina rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she's doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she's giving Wally back to Ela.
Back outside, arvo tea's one yummy pear and one small mug of green tea. I happily read Ray Martin's memoirs for one hour before returning online.
At 5:50pm, I use the loo for one more tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely to the television always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Yay, for the 13TH time this year I watched the entire Seven's news 6pm bulletin! Carnival sat beside me~
The news finished, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
When the parents summoned me over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Phew the parents lemme use the spoon Tina got for me before leaving~ Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa rather-icky bean sprouts, some kinda-icky pumpkin and like two slices of tasteless soup beef.
Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took the bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Anyways, hopefully brb after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my fnal, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for toms plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S.Tee hee, I've already managed SIX posts tonight; that's even rarer than five! XD
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Tee hee, I've already managed SIX posts tonight!

Monday Post 305e

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3592 (ha, I'm just over 3.5 grand XD) but I've just been summoned for dinner so bbl!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Lol, I've not even had dinner yet but I've already managed FIVE posts! XD

Sunday, February 23, 2020

Monday Post 305d

Argh Tina forgot to gimme Wally back before she left; obviously I'd not remember either coz I was happily reading! >< Righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

After washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
After getting myself a spoon, breakfast was two dry (no honey) Weet-Bix, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug f water. Over breakfast,
I spent another ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 305c

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ only 489 (but going out next and will have a more substantial plodding total to report later, I'm certain) but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after Tina leaves!! Righteo, continuing events for Monday?

Now @ 12:48pm I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:39. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:15am beginning beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
Now @ 1:15pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:42. Right, promise I won't play again till toms. XD
Unsure why dad didn't leave for work until 8:15am? Worked great for me; I fell right back asleep and awoke to use the pot :P once more when dearest dad came to kiss me bye before leaving. Oh, and I had this really cool dream!
1. PIG mum’s leading a rescue team! We’re all riding packhorses/donkeys and traversing along some mountain trail; the dream ends when she picks up some African female child to examine her!
Shirley and I cuddled and snored, me waking once more for the pot :P when PIG mum begins her usual a-THUMPING around upstairs. Shortly afterwards, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with nothing but the bra strap (ah, blasted hydro ><) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, whi9ch I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
PIG mum comes back to help with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps (remember, she seriously only helps with the straps; I'm the one doing the leg lifting, holding leg in place while she positions AFO under leg, placing leg down into brace and bending knee to allow ankle to fall into the bottom of the brace) and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 305b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 415 steps (coz obviously, I've not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'God Will Vindicate You' and but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-TWO MINUTES online this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

At 11:54am I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:24. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 305

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 305b

Heylo again, good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's probable final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ exactly 2000 (it was originally 1998 but I shoved my chair back, rose and took two small steps forward before sitting back down XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Poor And Needy'; thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Pierced Love' and fourthly, the final, final spam count for the weekend's sixteen but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and EIGHTEEN MINUTES online if I've gotta let PIG mum gleefully boot me off to bed @ 9:45pm!! *sigh* Righteo, just briefly, probable final, final events for tonight?

Kim arrived @ 8:30am to help me up. After getting dressed, I brushed teeth, used the loo for two tinkles, munched breakfast, read for one hour, used loo for another two tinkles and then Kim dropped me off @ BCAC for ESS.
Stayed seated for worship, sang everything I knew, plus the harmony for two/three songs but like every other week meant absolutely NOTHING.>< *sigh*
Two speakers today? Confusing ... there was communion afterwards.
PIG mum about to tootle me off to lunch with dearest dad @ Maccas when I saw Enoch and decided to try asking him could he please buy me some food so I could join EM for lunch; he said yes! :D
Miss Lam helped me walk down to where everyone was eating; I'd not been there before! 'Twas all the way behind A1!
Enoch appeared with my kebab; I was very impressed that the kebab also came wrapped with alfoil before being inserted into the paper bag! I enjoyed my kebab so much, I had kebab juice dribbling all down my mouth, my tee and even my bag! Looking around, I saw rescue. "Janice!" I called. When she looked @ me, Era mimed wiping my mouth and she not only immediately understood, she also carries a packet of wet wipes! Is that a mum thing? XD Oh, next month I'll remember to ask Julz to buy lunch for me; people were eating Korean fried chicken and drinking pearl milk tea!
Afterwards, Mel walked behind me back to A1, I used the loo once myself and then we sat awaiting our singing lesson from Dr. Lee.
Just three students today: Mel, Supreme Leader and me. Lol, between us, we've got a full choir: Ben sings bass, Dr. Lee tenor, me alto and Mel soprano! We just did vocal warmups, Amazing Grace and one new old hymn.
PIG mum came and picked me up. She'd been out buying a new printer, I think.
Used loo for one tinkle, read Bible and then let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me some pear for arvo tea. Didn't really mind coz I was seated and could fully concentrate.
Drank one mug of rooibos tea, did a stinky unspeakable and showered - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
Dried, creamed and rekitted I popped briefly online until dearest dad tootled us off to the Sunnybank Sports And Community Club for dinner.
Back home, I used the loo for one more tinkle and then plopped online.
Toms: seeing Alyssa one final time for OT before she moves interstate! Currently she's in $4.40 debt of ummhs ... wonder if she'll remember to bring KFC? XD
Will hopefully get to watch the morning news.
Will doubtless have lunch with dad.
ARGH, Tina's minding me from like 1pm till 4pm and I gotta endure seemingly-useless hydro for PIG mum ... f that chlorine gives me yet another headache and I haveta take Panadol Thursday night, I'll be super-pissed. >< *sigh*
But hopefully I can watch the entire Sven's news 6pm bulletin after reading for one hour!
Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 305

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1337 steps; secondly, TWFT topic's 'Are You Asking God For A Child?' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's fifteen but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after I watch Seven's 6pm news!! Actually, I'd happily watched it for seventeen minutes when PIG mum tried to order me over to the television so I switched back online. Now still owed online after dinner tonight!! Anyways, events for today?

Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature did try calling shortly after midnight but I begged my bladder please to lemme fall back asleep and not call again till morning coz it's Summer and the Sun rises really early! She complied, and nudged me awake @ 5:35am. The Sun was up; I immediately used the pot. :P
At 6:45pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:45. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
Now @ 6:53pm I've finished one more game of Bejewelled lasting 5:35. That's today's quotas satisfied and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until Monday because for my first game I already lasted 9:24!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday, February 22, 2020

Saturday Post 305d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now only stands @ 813. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

At 9pm I walk myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Kim's helping me up @ 8:30am; I'm planning to read Ray Martin's memoirs for one hour, use the loo then turn the computer on before getting into the car coz Kim'll drop me off @ church for ESS before leaving.
Dunno what dad'll decide: will he lemme out for lunch with other ESS peers/will he take us out for dinner tonight and lemme eat ONE bowl of rice? His choice.
Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 305c

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ only 705; secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Suffering Showcase' and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Ancient Promises'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

When dad got home, microwaved dinner and summoned me, I used the loo for one tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa not-very-yummy bean sprouts, lotsa little tong vegetable, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon, like two wee slices of steamed and one tiny morsel of tasteless soup meat (so tasteless I couldn't tell was it pork/beef XD). For some reason dad randomly chucked a cow @ me? PIG mum finally tumbled downstairs from being n bed like all afternoon till well past 7pm to tell me to shut up so dad could keep bitching @ me? Dunno what's with him, but if he doesn't take us out for dinner toms night I'm either having lunch out with EM peers/not attending hydro next Monday. I'll Whatsapp dad that toms and tell him. Look on the bright side, though: since dad was too preoccupied with chucking a cow @ me and PIG mum too satisfied with herself by playing high and mighty and ignoring me, Ela didn't haveta hold the stupid dumbbell! XD Always look for the silver lining~
Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink before walking myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Anyways, hopefully bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Sunday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, February 21, 2020

Saturday Post 305b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ only 617. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

Precisely two hours after I'd plopped online, I'd signed outta everything, used the loo for one more tinkle and then gone to read for precisely fifty-five more minutes, because it's only Saturdays I get to spend a blessed three hours with my nose buried in a book~ I reached pg. 133 @ 5:14pm and thanks to PIG mum who cut p one pear for me to, although said pear was yucky … wasted effort getting myself a fork to eat it with. XD
One more loo trip and one tinkle for me before I returned online~
Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em.^^

Saturday Post 305

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 437 steps (coz obviously, I've not left the house today) and secondly, TWFT topic's "How To Win Life's Battles (6)". Anyways, events for today?

Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am and after one pot :P trip I immediately fall back asleep coz I knew PIG mum would start being noisy one hour later!
At 3:07pm I've finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:22. now, lemme play one more lasting between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
Like clockwork, @ 6:20am PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs, which woke me for another pot :P trip. Then I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
After dearest dad retucks Shirley and I back into bed and promises to stay quiet, thus allowing us to snore in peace,
I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
Now @ 3:42pm I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:46. That's today's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until Sunday coz the computer went randomly slow and I've really played one more game lasting 10:16! But I've spent too long playing and have less than thirty minutes left, so just briefly:
Besta helped me up @ 10am.
Did a stinky unspeakable before breakfast.
Read for seventy-five minutes first up, reaching pg. fifty @ 10:49am and then reaching pg. seventy-five @ 11:35am. This book's filled with vocabulary I'm unaware of! XD
Used loo for one tinkle @ midday, drank another mug of white tea with two sugars and rang Aunty Lai, chatting with her for 13:20.
Showered @ 12:30pm - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was done after 13% but happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for Besta.
Dried, creamed and rekitted lunch was one full bowl of the yummy fried rice Besta cooked for me while I was showering plus my third and last mug of white tea with two sugars. I kept reading, finishing pg. 100 @ 1:35pm and reaching pg. 111 @ 1:52pm.
One more loo trip and two tinkles for me before Besta left.
PIG mum arrived home and bitched that I didn't get Besta to open the window for me before she left; will try remember next week~
Toms: just church, nothing special. Kim's helping me up @ 8:30am and then dropping me off @ church for ESS by 11am. Bet she'll scamper away early~
Would dearly love lunch out with ESS peers but basically resigned to a cheap lunch out with the parents from Maccas. *sigh* Look on the bright side: hopefully I'll see Mr. Doug!
Also expecting a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum... *sigh*
But dad had better remember to take us out for dinner toms night and lemme have ONE bowl of rice!
Anyways, hopefully bbl else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 315c

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2850 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week's now thirty-eight. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I'm prolly just staying home all day and not going out. Besta's minding me from 10am till 2pm; will shower @ 12:30pm coz Kim doesn't come 4pm till 6pm anymore. Looking forward to my three big mugs of white tea with two sugars; also fingers crossed for the chance to read for three hours! Unless PIG mum orders I pen a letter to Nana … 2.5 hours, then? XD
Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 315b

Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2826; secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Grace Unadorned' and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'A Place Of Belonging'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

Dad arrived home and immediately called dinner. I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, one lil Chinese mushroom and like one teaspoonful of yummy meat brisket. Pity I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold the pesky dumbbell, but hey.
Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup and after taking my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again
rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Anyways, hopefully bbl following one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening Saturday, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 315

Good evening! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2773 steps; secondly, TWFT topic's "How To Win Life's Battles (5) and thirdly the spam count for the week's thirty-seven but fourthly and way most importantly I'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after dinner tonight!! Anyways, events for today?

I used the pot :P once around 2:30am last night and again around 6:40am before quickly trying to fall back asleep coz I knew dearest dad would leave for work around 7:45am~
Success; when dearest dad thoughtfully walked down the hallway to unpop the lock leading to the garage I woke and used the pot :P again before spending ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
Shirley and I cuddle and snore for another hour, PIG mum beginning her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs my signal to wake and use the pot :P again. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both shoelaces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
At 7:32pm I've finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:38. Now, lemme play one more game of Bejeweled lasting between five and six minutes and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
Now @ 7:31pm I've played another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:31. That's today's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I've actually also played three more memorable games, two lasting more than seven minutes and a third lasting one second shy of nine minutes! But I've nearly used up all my time playing, so just briefly:
Saw Ray for acupuncture and massage this morning.
Had lunch @ Ho Lin Wah
Went to the P.A. for my MRI followup; phew, got the all-clear~
Kim minded me from 4pm till 6pm.
Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I'm prolly just staying @ home all day. Besta's minding me from 10am till 2pm; will shower @ 12:30pm coz Kim desn't come 4pm till 6pm before. Looking forward to my three mugs of white tea with two sugars and will hopefully get the chance to read for three hours! If that's not possible it'll be because PIG mum demanded I pen
Nanaa letter, so will hopefully read for two hours instead!
Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Thursday Post 315d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1623. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Tonight's ice cream night, yay! Like I say every week, a very little's better than none @ all~
Toms: won't get to return to sleep after dearest dad leaves for work because PIG mum's booked me in to see Ray for some acupuncture and massage @ like 10am coz my follow-up appointment for the MRI I had earlier this month's @ like 2pm! From memory, EVERYONE gets this same afternoon appointment time and it's first in, first served so we'll prolly gonna arrive @ the P.A. really early! Thankfully, I'm confident nothing's gone amiss coz the hospital didn't ring immediately after the MRI. Hopefully PIG mum'll fit in proper decent lunch first; I'm not accepting hospital cafeteria food!
Then Kim's minding me from 4pm till 6pm coz she doesn't come Saturdays anymore.
Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to the week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^

Thursday Post 315c

Good evening and phew, the internet's working again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1594 (ha, I'm just over 1.5 grand XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Kingdom Play' and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The Hardest Places'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

When I was summoned over for dinner I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Score, the parents lemme use the spoon I had the foresight to skoot my chair over to the drawer this morning to get; February's been satisfied SEVEN times! :D
Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa I've forgotten which vegetable, two/three small slices of pork and about half a yummy oven-baked fish fillet with one thin line of tartare sauce. Pity I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the stupid dumbbell, but hey.
Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which Ela IMMEDIATELY released the pesky dumbbell, I took my bowl over to the sink and then I walked myself slowly and safely online, again
rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb following onew last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Friday, else hope everyone has a smashingend to the week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Thursday Post 315b

Heylo again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1505 but secondly and way more importantly I'm still owed FIFTTY-ONE MINUTES online after watching the news!! Righteo, events for today?

Yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:40am and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:50am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
Shirley and I cuddle and snore, me waking again for the pot :P one hour later, before I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
When Deb announced her arrival promptly @ 8am, PIG mum let her in. Dunno why she always asks me, "How long?" meaning how much more time do I require before getting up because it's always been fifteen more minutes! XD
After she comes back, Deb gets me kitted and I head over to brush teeth. Thanks to Deb who squirts me out some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her first official break this week~

Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and
finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

Dunno why the news didn't load and the internet is so slow nothing is moving? Anyways:

- Deb took me for my fortnightly shopping trip!

- After a loo trip I grabbed Kylie Chan's Black Jade and read for more than one hour, finishing pg 275 at 9:42am, reaching pg 300 at 10:13, and reaching pg 335 at ,10:50m. I also found the book title on pg. 322 at 10:44am!

- After another loo trip, Deb and I take the escalator upstairs to Coles, grab a trolley and start shopping.

--Back downstairs we bump into our NZ friends, Mike and I keep forgetting the name of the woman! Maybe Deb will remember. Xd

- We finished shopping at Woolworths. Angela was Mannig the self serve checkouts; I asked her surely Caitlin wasn't still on lunch break? Nope, the poor thing called in sick~

---For lunch deb and I went to Ho Lin wah; thankfully the meals were easily translatable. XD i had the B meal, four fried chicken wings and a fried egg with rice and a cold milk tea; deb ordered Yeung chow fried rice; it comes with charsiu lups and prawy!

--back home I turned the alarm off and took a nice warm shower- hairwash today. Also thanks to Deb who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

- I had one tinkle before Deb turned the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Deb rekitted me I had one more tinkle when she was doing Erf's sock and one last when she was giving wally back to Ela.

----back outside I tootles online and Deb cleaned the bathroom before coming back outside to tap at her smartphone for like twenty minutes before giving Ela a massage for like five minutes and then leaving, not even seeing me safely seated and putting the phone within my reach first! She is back next thuThurs~

- Wanted to watch the 6pm news but the internet just isntiworisn't? Luckily I have my mobile; also luckily PIG mum hasn't come downstairs yet. XD

--oms: seeing Ray early for massage and acupuncture because my MRI follow up is in the early arvo! It will be all fine; the hospital didn't ring~

- I'm looking forward to lunch out; I'd love Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant but PIG mum won't let me eat one lunch there so will probably eat at ho Lin Wah again.

Then Kim will mind me from 4pm till 6pm because she doesn't come satSatur anymore.

---ghteo, hopefully bbl after dinner tonight else wishing everyone a smashing end to the week tomorrow!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Excuse all the mistakes in this post; I blame auto text. XD