tuesday post 86

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2230 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'you are a reanslator' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-TWO MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!! but fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events, coz she's arriving soon!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 91d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2817. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-after class, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then tootled  tootled me off to get a yummy pork salad roll and a chocolate milk for lunch. lol, i finally have proof that she doesn't like feeding me lots: she chose a FULL FAT 300mL chocolate milk for me, rather than the 98% FAT FREE 500mL one! XD
-back home, i plopped online for five minutes until carol arrived and Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps, and one last one when she was drying my glasses for me.
-carol Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where i enjoyed half of the yummy apple, custard and cinnamon scroll that i'd gotten with the pork salad roll for lunch. carol also made me a cup of tea, white and two, my official cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, era plopped ela onto the table and i told carol, "please start massaging her when you're ready. i'll just be reading."
-carol started @ 5:20, painting ela something odd like pink icing with mushy pea green spots today. she's back toms, and will be having fried dim sims for dinner tonight.
-at 5:55, carol took me once more to the loo, then fed hungry @ least three times. that's why hungry loves her the mostest. but he loves me the third mostest. aunty wendy takes second place in his heart. XD
-when she left, i returned online.
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, she kindly lemme watch the sports news before gleefully forcing me to do all these stretching, ela and posture exercises. that was after a loo trip, where she gleefully forced me to do everything, of course.
-to top that all off, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. then, while she plodded her own twenty minutes, i enjoyed twenty minutes in the comfy massage chair while watching the voice.
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa lettuce and a few strips of yummy BBQ chicken. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of green mint tea, which i admit to grumpily holding 'incorrectly', because PIG mum won't book me in to see vincent the bloody physio toms coz she has a dentist appointment, meaning i'll haveta see him for two consecutive days, on wed and thur! ><
-after that, i returned online, going to the loo @ 9pm. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but 'twas enough that she followed me. :)
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30. PIG mum says karen always gimmes 1.5 hours instead of just one? well, in that case, i don't expect to be back in the car until 11:45.
-fingers crossed we can have lunch somewhere, before PIG mum drags me with her to see the dentist.
-and carol's coming again to shower me toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 91c

good evening again! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2750. yeah, now i'm over 2.5 grand, too. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-after breakfast, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today.
-lol, i thought we could leave for TAFE after that, but sadly not. PIG mum insisted that i stretch poor elf for fifteen minutes first, the less painful stretch. and note, when i say less painful, it still bloody HURTS! ><
-but finally, she tootled me off to TAFE, taking me once to the loo when we arrived.
-class today was speaking practice, about what we did on the weekend. some of the students are okay, but some just actually have no idea whatsoever what they're doing? when i asked sue about that, she said, yes, sadly that was true, but to just try my best with them.
-brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 91b

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 1650. yay, i'm over 1.5 grand. :) righteo, events for today
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 8:10am. then i spent the ten minutes till 8:20am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, before returning to sleep with bear bear, waking once more to use the pot :P around 9:15am.
-lol, actually, i slept till 11am before getting up! XD
-after using the pot :P once more for one tinkle then just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, PIG mum got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to brush my teeth before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-my late breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and jam plus one mug of warm horlicks, which i drank 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-argh, PIG mum's booting me offline. >< fingers crossed i can bbl, else i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online for another day!!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 91

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1433 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'put your foot down! (2)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES after carol leaves tonight!!!! but she's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl tonight with today's events, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 92d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4228. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:15pm, i took myself slowly and safely once to the loo and back. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who was too budy gossiping with aunty a to care whether i made it safely there and back. but most importantly, i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall.
-toms: just that stupid TAFE volunteer tutor course thing. wonder if PIG mum'll lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll, chocolate milk and custard danish for lunch? also must keep asking her to ring vincent the bloody physio and book me in toms, it's bad enough i haveta see him twice every week; i really don't wanna see him on consecutive days! ><" righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 92c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4171. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when dinner was called, i took myself to the loo once slowly and safely.
-rice tonight, with lotsa lettuce and one yummy chunk of BBQ chicken. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of mint green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i returned online.
-well, i'm going for some reading now. :) fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else it's just that stupid TAFE course for me toms before carol comes and showers me. hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 92b

good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4057. yay, i'm over four grand. :) righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more when dearest dad came and kissed me good morning with "fifteen more minutes." the funny thing was that, five minutes later, PIG mum came and poked me with the same thing! XD
-when PIG mum returned, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with a tiny dab of butter and strawberry jam, plus one mug of warm horlicks, which i drank 'incorrectly' whilst both parents were upstairs changing.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, and dad tootled us off to church.
-*sigh* last night 'twas pouring. trust god to clear up the skies this morning. >< meaning dad parked all the way @ the church entrance, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way into the little house for bible study, taking me once to the loo when we arrived.
-actually, PIG mum was horrid and refused to get me an armchair to sit in, but i did it myself instead. then i enjoyed complete, utter blessed safety for one hour. :)
-again, there was only aunty a, william, jason and i attending bible study today!
-afterwards, PIG mum took me too the loo once then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way into the service hall. but she lemme sit in the row closest to the exit! :)
-then bonnie came and sat beside me, and even better, didn't force me to stand for worship!! but i sang the harmony for one song and clapped along for another~
-speaker today wasn't chris lung, but grace lung! she talked about the spirit and sanctification.
-afterwards, bonnie came and asked if my parents could give her and mel a lift to plaza also. aunty winnie came over and told mel to shout me lunch!
-when PIG mum drove us off to plaza, us threesang disney songs. :)
-sadly, horrid PIG mum wouldn't try underground first, so of course there weren't any spots available upstairs. instead, PIG mum dropped us off @ the cinemas, where mel very kindly lemme hold her hand and walk all the way up into the cinemas and down into foodcourt.
-then, mel really did buy me lunch! one yummy bacon deluxe medium meal with an orange juice, and three sachets of 8mL tomato sauce! i poked her into eating a few chips, bonnie flatout refused. XD
-when they left, PIG mum drove me home after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back to the 4WD.
-back home, i went to the loo once (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) then i plopped online awaiting my visitors.
-janice and belinda came today. :) although, we didn't actually go anywhere, we just yakked played that monopoly card game five times. belinda won thrice, i won twice and poor janice was the clear loser. XD afterwards, we just talked. my arvo tea was one of those mini muffins and half a mug of milk, which of course i held 'incorrectly'.
-when they left, i went once more to the loo and returned online.
-first, i rang leanne and we chatted for like twenty minutes.
-then i started writing this post.
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, i rang aunty nga. uncle fung answered, saying that aunty nga was out doing sth, but would call us back later.
-actually, that's who PIG mum's yakking with right now. :)
-anyways, dinner should get called soon; aunty a's already arrived for dinner.
-well, fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else it's just the stupid TAFE course for me toms, unless i can persuade PIG mum to try and book a torture session for me with vincent the bloody physio toms, coz currently she's got me booked for two consecutive days.
-dinnertime! bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 92

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3956 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'put your foot down! (1); thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's four and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after janice leaves tonight!! but she'll arrive soon, so just fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 88

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 908 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'your bible-read it every day (3)' and thirdly, i'm still owed SEVEN MINUTES online after cathy/whoever comes to shower me leaves!!! but hopefully, she'll be long-winded enough to keep dad/PIG mum yakking till 4:07pm. XD anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-after the usual dinner and a loo trip, dad tootled me off for SHINE fellowship.
-turns out we were in the main hall coz the UFers had taken the little room for hotpot!
-about twelve people attended last night, but both smoky and vicky were absent!
-kathy started by asking who knew the fruits of the spirit, and @ her request, i recited them for everyone twice. then she handed out sticky notes, and said to write one fruit we had (i wrote love), stick it on our left hand, then write one fruit we wanted (i wrote joy) and stick it on right hand. then we went around sharing what we'd written and why.
-worship last night was sung from some 'rejoice' song hymn book.  i sang the harmony for the english song.
-afterwards, we split into groups for praying. i prayed with thomas, claudia and dr. dr. tai.
-when prayer was finished, i asked dr. dr. tai to please go with me once to the loo, where i managed fine by myself.
-back in the main hall, dr. dr. tai led claudia and i on a bible study of when jesus turned water into wine and when he chucked a spac attack and destroyed the temple courts. i asked dr. dr. tai wasn't it sinning to lose your temper like that, but she explained to me that righteous anger wasn't a sin.
-thomas wrapped up, then horace passed around these mochi (sp?) sweets he'd gotten from japan! i chewed two, dad took one, before tootling us home, where horrid PIG mum refused to gimme half a mug of milk before bed. ><
-today: i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when PIG mum left to attend her course thing @ 7:45am. then i spent the ten minutes till 7:55am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, before returning to sleep with bear bear, waking once more to use the pot :P around 9:15am.
-after tess arrived, i gave myself fifteen more minutes then swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, calling for tess. she got me kitted, then we walked arm-in-arm over to the bathroom. thanks to tess who squirted me some toothpaste and also brought me one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly', then i went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era, before i linked arms with tess and we walked out to the gobbling :P table together.
-thanks to dad who fried yummy chicken omelette for breakfast, and thanks to tess who added one slice of cheese into the sandwich for me. she also made me a cup of tea, white and two, my second to hold 'incorrectly'.
-tessa also got me to ring rodel and ask him to bring us some bread from breadtop! but he refused, saying he was too 'sore'.
-after i finished eating breakfast, i surfed the net with tessa's iphone while she massaged ela for fifty-five minutes.
-at midday, she took me once to the loo for two tinkles while she went and made me one mug of warm milo sweetened with some honey, my third mug to hold 'incorrectly'.
-when tess went and cooked me some fried rice for lunch, i rang aunties lai and nga. i chatted with aunty lai for about eight minutes, but when i rang aunty nga annie jie jie answered, saying they'd all (meaning her, uncle fung and little mickey pig) gone out to maccas for breakfast!
-i got tess to massage ela for five more minutes, then she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles before running off before dad returned home, saying 'twas already 1pm.
-dad arrived home just when she left, griping @ me that the heaped half-bowl of fried rice that tess had given me was somehow 'too much'. >< well, i'm aware that dad usually only likes to gimmee 1/3 a bowl. *sigh* @ least there was lotsa yummy broccoli.
-after lunch was washed down with half a mug of green mint tea (i'm presuming dad drank the first half himself), i made my way slowly and safely to the 4WD.
-dad tootled us down to warrigal road state school to vote; thankfully, he said i could use sparkless coz of the wet and slippery weather.
-lol, i voted for the first name i saw stuck on the signs stuck around the school. XD dunno who dad voted for!
-hey, cathy's here now, and tonight, we're off to dora and jono's wedding reception! toms is just church, hopefully baulbasaur and mel will have lunch with me toms @ plaza afterwards and that i'll get some visitors toms arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^
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friday post 86b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 2424 and the new spam count for the week's six. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when aunty lucia arrived around 4pm, she had a long yak to PIG mum before finally Forcing me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. then i got both creamed and aloe Vera-ed! tinkling several more times, aunty lucia rekitted me then Forced me to walk back out to the computer.
-aunty lucia took me once more to the loo then i signed her off. lol, she seems like a very long-winded person; she's still yakking to PIG mum! XD
-i've already said what's happening toms in my previous post, so just hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 86

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 217587 steps today (lol, just over two grand!XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'read your bible everyday (2); thirdly, the spam count for the week's just five and lastly, i'm still owed TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves!!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 8am. then i cuddled bear bear and successfully fell back asleep again until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush my teeth. afterwards, i go and do my strinky unspeakable (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces me to dak myself) before i head out for breakfast, one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam and one mug of warm horlicks.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the 4WD, then tootles me off for physio @ UQ. of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listen to westlife's 'gravity' album all day, too.
-like usual, until PIG mum entered coronation drive i kept both eyes closed and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. 
-opening my eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes then she opened and closed her palm seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.

-PIG mum took me once to the loo then left me with some men's fitness mag when she went to pay margit.

-jacinta came for me with a walkbelt; i held her hand and walked into the gym.

-physio today: passive calf stretch, mat work, work for ela and some work in the parallel bars. i also met this african-looking singaporean who's doing 3rd year physio.

-after physio, PIG mum took me once more to the loo before driving me off to see naz for a spud.

-meaning i'm very, very full now. :) don't need arvo tea!

-actually, we bumped into aunty ranny! she told us that B2's doing her second-last year of med!

-and PIG mum said she'd buy me a pudding milk tea! why did she come back with a carrot and apple juice instead, then? :(

-PIG mum tootled us home. era continued to help ela stretch, like she's been doing all day.

-when i got home, i went and did my second stinky unspeakable for today. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who both gleefully forced me to dak and un-dak myself.

-nature called thrice more after that; all three times i took myself slowly and safely to the loo.

-anyways, going for my naruto fix now! XD

-then tonight, i'm off to SHINE fellowship!

-toms: tess comes @ 10am; dunno who's coming @ 4pm, but @ night, we're off to jono and dora's wedding reception!

cheers,

em. ^^

thursday post 88c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 4955. wow, almost five grand! anyways, final, final events for today?
-after group, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us off to sunni cafe to meet mrs. dent for lunch!
-'twas lovely to see her, and such a relief to hear that nana's doing okay after her operation. :)
-both PIG mum and i ate the chicken and avocado crepe, but she had salad with hers while i had yummy chps and gravy with mine. i drank a choc shake, PIG mum an orange and apple juice and mrs. dent a Cuppacino. (sp?) she had a toasted cheese sandwich, BTW.
-and we bumped into aunty ming, pole and ping yee! "i recognised you by the back of your head!" pole told me, laughing, before admitting that she'd recognised PIG mum face before seeing and recognising the back of my head. XD
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled me off for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio, taking me once to the loo when we arrived.
-physio today was a passive calf stretch then work for ela. horrid vincent wouldn't let poor ela grab a lolly when i left, either. :( but he's pissed coz he signed up for the postal vote thing but his hasn't arrived yet, meaning he'll prolly haveta go out and vote himself. XD
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before tootling us home, where i plopped online briefly until lisa pear arrived. XD again, though, cathy couldn't come! meaning i'd better ring CODA toms and ask who's coming to shower me on saturday.
-shower, then an arvo toastie and lisa massaged ela for ages. we exchanged jokes all afternoon. ^^
-after she left, PIG mum immediately forced poor elf to stretch, then poor ela on exercises, then finally poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes. then, while she plodded hers, i watched ABC's news and had twenty minutes in the comfy massage chair~.
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa yummy wombok and some egg, chicken and ham. dinner was spooned down with a bowl of soup, after which i took myself once to the loo slowly and safely (presume PIG mum was munching her own dinner and thus couldn't care less whether i made it safely to the loo and back) before returning online.
-@ 8:45pm, PIG mum demanded poor elf stretch again. afterwards, i went once more to the loo before returning online.
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:45am. fingers crossed i can see naz for a spud afterwards; he promised to save me his biggest one! XD
-aunty lucia's coming to shower me @ 4pm.
-then, toms night, i'm off to SHINE fellowship! must remember to re-read the passage that thomas sent us today; it's the one where jesus chucked a fit and demolished the temper. hey, isn't losing your temper a sin? must remember to ask thomas toms night. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i'm still owed THREE MINUTES online for another day!! *sigh*

thursday post 88b

hello again! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 4855. righteo, just quickly events for today?

-this morning, i went and did a stinky unspeakable before going out and having breakfast, two yummy weetbix ... or one slice of toast? XD

-when PIG mum tootled me out for writers' group, we listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day; of course PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.

-when PIG mum tootled me off for writers' group, era helped ela to stretch for five minutes then she opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.

-as always, writers' group was awesome. :) coral even made cake! when i asked her, "any nuts?" she nodded, "yup" and i was about to wail @ her because of my stupid peanut allergy when she said, "but i made this slice without nuts for you." :)

-and OMG, boyd's actually MRS. MINNIKIN'S DAD!!

-brb!

cheers,

em. ^^

thursday post 88

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3193 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'your bible - read it every day (1) and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-THREE MINUTES online after lisa leaves tonight!! only, she's already arrived, more than ten minutes early! well, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else it's just UQ physio late morning, aunty lucia coming to shower me in the arvo and SHINE fellowship toms night. righteo, cya later!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 100

good afternoon! wow, i've reached ONE HUNDRED POSTS for wednesday!! dunno why the others are only late seventies/early eighties; i must've forgotten how to count. XD anyways, firstly, i've been hard @ work plodding 1002 steps today (lol, just over one grand! XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'god never gives up on you' and finally, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online afterwards!! but we're having dinner @ aunty yvonne's place tonight, meaning i'll never get that time back. *sigh* anyways, events for today?
-mel and bonnie had lunch with me @ the warrigal train sushi station today! we ate (mel just had seaweed sushi, bonnie had the tamago (egg) one and i gave her some udon, but found out that she's vegetarian! she's buddhist, see.
-back @ my place, we made sushi, then mel fried them! nomnomnom~
-they we went and played piano and sang.
-when they left, i munched my inari for arvo tea then finished my writers' group homework for toms.
-bet i've also got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio, too. ><
-actually, fingers crossed that i can try oporto's chicken cheeseburger combo for lunch after writers' group!
-best of all, it's ice-cream night tonight! unless PIG mum prefers that i leave it for toms night? i dunno, but as long as i get it, i'm cool.~
-righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 85b

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2235. yay, i'm over two grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-when we arrived home, after one loo trip (where PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, of course) PIG mum demanded i stretch poor elf's calf for like fifteen minutes before finally allowing me online.
-when soo arrived, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, just to show soo the power she has over me, but then thankfully left us alone.
-anyways, i had a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to soo who rinsed out my hair for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-after getting rekitted, i went out and had my usual arvo tea toastie - plus the nashi the boss lady @ the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant that she'd given me! nomnomnom~
-soo made herself some instant coffee that she'd found in the pantry then gave ela a short massage, painting her white with black spots today.
-soon, 'twas time to head off to toastmasters! gosh, it's getting dark early, now!
-soo tootled me off to toastmasters, listening to b105.
-up there, she took me to the loo once, then left me to it, heading off to the library.
-only two speeches tonight, and i wasn't chosen for table topics, but i grabbed two CC's from sam pickett. ;)
-when we left, soo took me once more to the loo, helped me put on my jacket, then tootled me home.
-i told her next time she takes me out somewhere to shout me dinner afterwards, coz she's working EIGHT HOURS toms, @ 2.5x pay!! XD
-back home, i went once more to the loo, then had the leftovers from my lunch and PIG mum's dinner. yes, she got to eat out again when i didn't. ><
-then i returned online.
-toms: ANZAC day public holiday! i get to sleep in a lil, then bonnie and mel are coming over for four hours! not too sure what we're doing yet, but hey, i'm sure we'll have fun. :)
-sadly, carol won't be coming to supervise my shower; hungry's distraught. XD
-and i haveta remember to do my writers' group homework!
-best of all, it's ice-cream night toms night! like i keep saying, a lil's better than none @ all! also, we must remember to take the ice-cream from the fridge and let it thaw slightly first; two weeks ago, i bent a spoon trying to scoop some! XD righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 85

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1787 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'keep running' and thirdly, i'm still owed FORTY MINUTES online after i get back from toastmasters!!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more around 7am, before cuddling dearest bear bear and returning to sleep with him, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:45am.
-more happy snorings with bear bear until PIG mum came and prodded me with "fifteen more minutes." when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted for today, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to wash face, brush teeth, etc. before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-but yay, the bananas are finally ripe and ready for eating! meaning breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest streak of honey ever, plus sliced banana. :) i took my drugs :P - one each of the usual - with one gulp of water, then drained the rest of the mug 'incorrectly'.
-before we left, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she chose to that nasally andy hui first, too, when she tootled me off to UQ for physio.
-as usual, i closed both eyes and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. 
-opening my eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes then she opened and closed her palm seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.

-PIG mum took me once to the loo then left me with some men's fitness mag when she went to pay margit.

-jacinta came for me with a walkbelt; i held her hand and walked into the gym.

-physio today: passive calf stretch, work for ela, fifteen sit-to-stands and mat work. karen gave me one mug of plain milk to drink afterwards, coz one of the old guys @ the NAB's moving interstate, and today's his last session forever here! but i wailed @ her when she told me she'd bought a hazelnut cake. "but i've a peanut allergy!!!!" ><" XD

-afterwards, PIG mum took me to the loo once, then tootled us off to the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant for lunch! era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes, then she opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.

-PIG mum got some kinda combination chow mein thing, while i got my usual favourite.

-hey, sue's here now, so bbl tonight after toastmas, okies? but if not, it's ANZAC day toms and i'm spending time with mel and bonnie!

cheers,

em. ^^

monday post 91d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 5357. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i tootled briefly online and started blogging, until PIG mum awoke from pigland.
-she immediately and gleefully forced me offline. i went to the loo once first; of course she gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-that was followed by fifteen minutes of painful stretching for poor elf. :(
-after that, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em on not fifteen, but THIRTY, of the bloody treadmill! ><
-then i munched dinner while counting down PIG mum's own thirty. rice tonight, with lotsa i've forgotten which vegetable XD one slice each of ham, egg and chicken. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup.
-after dinner, PIG mum took me once more to the toilet. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-when i went once more @ 9:15pm, PIG mum was too engrossed in watching australia's got talent to care whether i made it safely to the loo and back by myself, but i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall.
-toms: UQ physio. i can't remember what time (10:45, thanks PIG mum XD), or if mel and bonnie are coming, but fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that PIG mum'll take me to the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant for lunch afterwards! dunno who's taking me to toastmasters toms night, though, prolly sue or cathy, but i can't help wishing cheryl would come, buy herself a gossip mag then leave me it! XD righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. but i'm still owed ELEVEN MINUTES online for some other day!!!! >< *sigh*

monday post 91c

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 5232. i don't often pass five grand, but i'll explain why later. righteo, continuing today's events?
-after physio, PIG mum tootled us off to the runcorn hot bread bakery, where we got pork salad rolls plus a 500mL 99% fat free chocolate milk to share. the owner lady came out for a gossip. XD she told us that business had decreased, after the sushi train fatal shooting @ sushi train in warrigal square.
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled me off to TAFE for that stupid volunteer tutoring course.
-today, i worked with this man from burma matching verbs to pictures.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once both before and afterwards.
-back home, i plopped briefly online before carol arrived, precisely @ 4pm.
-after a short yak with PIG mum, she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed, had just one tinkle. carol rekitted me then Forced me to walk out to make my arvo tea. unfortunately, she only ever allows one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but i got mayo, meaning @ least this week's been satisfied, yay. :) i also ate one juicy seedless mandarin and drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, carol started massaging ela five minutes earlier than usual, @ 5:20. she says she's having her crumbed fish and an omelette for dinner tonight, and will be back next monday (not wednesday, coz that's a public holiday and i don't get any support then, sadly).
-carol took me once more to the loo before leaving promptly @ 6pm. lol, she fed hungry SIX times, instead of the usual three, coz she won't be here on wednesday.
-brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 91b

hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2410. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left @ 7:50am, before spending the ten minutes till 8am having  a mostly silent chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. 
-after that, i cuddled bear bear and returned to sleep, only nature kept calling hourly! XD
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, for some reason also chucking some unholy cow @ me. ><
-she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, also gleefully FORCING :( me to get the milk before finally letting me sit.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, plus slices of finally ripe banana, yum! i took my drugs :P - one each of fish oil, bilberry, garlic, gingko, vitamin B complex and inner health plus - with one small gulp of water, then drained the rest of the mug 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who both gleefully forced me to dak and un-dak myself coz she was cranky, but i also spent a lil time leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat with percy the saint/angel.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio.
-today was a passive calf stretch and work for ela. best of all, vincent the physio let her grab an easter egg before i left. :)
-argh, >< fingers crossed i can bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 91

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2163 steps today; secondly TWFT topic's 'handling criticism constructively (2)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!!! but she's arriving soon, so just fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 91d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3426. not quite 3.5 grand; maybe some other day. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:15pm, i went once more to the loo then showed PIG mum the consent forms that mel and bonnie had sent over. dad left for uncle tyrone's to watch some soccer.
toms: most probably a late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio then that stupid TAFE tutoring course in the arvo
-carol's coming to shower me in the arvo.
-fingers crossed for a pork salad roll and a chocolate milk for lunch, also a yummy custard and apple danish for arvo tea with carol! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 91c

hello again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3326. righteo, continuing today's events?
-OMG, for service, again i didn't haveta stand for worship! everyone else stood for three songs; i sang the harmony for one and clapped along for another.
-speaker today was uncle chong, and the difference was that we had communion BEFORE, not after, his sermon!
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then tootled us off to plaza for lunch with lee.
-again, surprise, naz and hannah were working! meaning i got a burger from naz. PIG mum and i also shared a 500mL lipton's lemon iced tea.
-when PIG mum tootled us home, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then she opened and closed her palm lotsa times @ least, holding each for a count of five.
-back home, did i use the loo? lol, i've forgotten. XD but anyways, i plopped online till kwany and pole arrived!
-well, the despicable me2 trailer's finally outta my head, because pole put ANOTHER song to replace it!! XDhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
-anyways, after pole walked behind me to the loo once, kwany drove us out for arvo tea!
-first, though, pole got us coffee buns from papa rotti  and drinks ( small choc milk for me) @ warrigal square.
-at first, kwany drove us to underwood park but there must've been some function happening there today, coz the place was chuckabloc!
-instead, pole suggested we head back to 'our' park, meaning, the park on her street. XD
-kwany got out my picnic chair, and pole walked behind me to this shade with a table and bench.
-we sat, munched our buns, yummy drinks and yakked away. kwany kept laughing that i had that stupid song stuck inside my head, and i kept yelling @ pole, who just giggled. XD
-time to leave, pole walked behind me back to kwany's car and he tootled me back home.
-saying my thanks and byes to them, i headed into the bathroom, only to have PIG mum demand i shower. >< poor ela, she got forced to scrub various body parts like forty times. :(
-after drying and rekitting myself, (PIG mum helped somewhat with my footwear, although not entirely), i returned online until lee and aunty a arrived for dinner.
-when dinner was called, i took myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table.
-dinner was rice tonight, lotsa little tong vegetable, some barramundi and four delicious but small chunks of chicken, which i of course saved for last. dinner was washed down with a plastic wineglass of orange juice; see, we were celebrating Queensland roar's A-league premiership victory! :D
-i returned online, leaving the parents, lee and aunty a to yak away.
-anyways, should come back with my final, final plodding total and events for toms after one last loo trip. cya then.
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 91b

good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3214, and i finally received one spam for the weekend. XD righteo, events for today?
-breakfast this morning was a yummy custard bun. :)
-at church, PIG mum took me once to the loo then aunty a led bible study discussing the parable of when jesus fed the five thousand.
-dinnertime, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 91

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2900 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'handling criticism constructively (1) and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after pole and kwany leaves!! righteo, hopefully bbl with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 87d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2464. lol, maybe i'll pass 2.5 grand toms. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i went once more to the loo @ 9:15pm. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but @ least she walked behind me. :)
-toms: just church, nothing special. fingers crossed i can hit plaza for lunch afterwards, also that i'll get some visitors in the arvo that'll take me out for arvo tea somewhere! XD nah, it's the company i treasure more than anything. :) righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. reminder to self: don't say anything/move once i get in the car toms morning, lest dad gets pissed @ me for whatever reason.

saturday post 87c

good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2377. righteo, continuing the day's events?
-after enjoying the news, i read fanfiction while the parents munched dinner. sadly, all too soon, PIG mum came and demanded i stretch elf. >< OW! but i went to the loo once first; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-after stretching, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on absolutely ages of exercises, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-then i sat and ate dinner while she claimed to plod her own twenty. dinner tonight was rice, lotsa lettuce, some soup potato, carrot and onion and about four wee slices of yummy pork. dinner was washed down with one very hot mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i rather grumpily drank 'incorrectly'.
-after that, i returned online, then spent several minutes yakking with aunty nga. annie jie jie remembered to tell her i'd called them this morning when she was out working. :)
-anyways, i'm using the loo once more @ 9:15pm, but fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total for saturday and events for toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 87b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1120. not sure how i plodded more than one thousand steps, considering i haven't gone anywhere today, but i guess pedro just loves me heaps. XD anyways, continuing today's events?
-sue arrived just before 3pm and after having a brief conversation with PIG mum, i held her hand and walked into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to sue who rinsed out my hair for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before sue flipped off the nice hot water, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. sue rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last when she was drying my glasses for me.
-after sue rinsed under the chair for me, i held sue's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where PIG mum was enjoying the comfy massage chair.
-i had the leftover little bun that tess had bought me for arvo tea, plus one banana. i also drank one mug of tea, white sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, 'incorrectly'. lol, after taking one sip, i realised that sue had given me the mint green tea! XD but i taught her where the regular teabags are, so hopefully next time she'll remember. actually, she offered to make me a new mug, but i was like, "nah, don't waste the teabag." XD
-after i'd finished, sue massaged ela for almost one hour, painting her orange with white spots today.
-but lol, she suddenly asked me could i write! grabbing my notepad, i scrawled on it, "hello sue! :P" she read it, laughed, then corrected, 'double oh. ess-ohh-ohh" i wrote again 'sorry, sOO! :S" getting another laugh. XD
-when soo finished massahing ela, she Forced me to walk to the toilet for one tinkle.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era, then i held soo's hand and walked back to the computer.
-signing her off, i said my thanks and byes, saying, "cya on tuesday!" see, that's twice soo's filled in for cathy now, but honestly, i'm hoping cheryl comes back so she can buy another gossip mag to read and gimme it when she's done reading! XD
-well, i'm just waiting for the news to start. fifteen minutes left.
-again, fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else i've already said what's happening toms in my previous post.
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 87

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 906 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'by my god i can' and thirdly, i'm still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after sue leaves @ 5pm!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night before i fell asleep, three more times during the night and once more when PIG mum left for work @ 7:50am. then, i spent the ten minutes till 8am having a mostly silent chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking @ 9:30am to use the pot :P once more but then happily falling back asleep before tess arrived @ 10am.
-actually, she didn't enter my room till 10:10am, but when i asked her how come she was late, answered, "oh, no, i was here @ 10am, but was just talking with your dad." XD
-anyways, i asked for ten more minutes, but she gave me fifteen. after fifteen, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one tinkle, just swinging myself into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-after tess got me kitted, we went over to the bathroom where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted some toothpaste for me, and also poured me one mug of water, my first to hold 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards i went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-after i'd finished, tess and i walked outside to the gobbling :P table, where i enjoyed dad's ham and eggs on one slice of toast and a cuppa sweetened with one spoonful of honey, my second to hold 'incorrectly'.
-breakfast all gobbled up, tessa massaged ela while i completed my bible study homework, then began writing a response to nana's letter. :)
-i also surfed the net for several minutes on tessa's iphone, when she went to the loo.
-when she came back, she took me to the loo for two tinkles then went and made me some warm milo, white and two, my third to drink 'incorrectly'.
-first, i tried ringing aunty lai, but didn't receive any answer. ringing aunty nga's, little mickey pig answered, told annie jie jie "it's emily" (hey, he didn't even call me 'biu jie'! XD) then gave her the phone.  annie jie jie told me that aunty nga was working, but that she'd tell her to gimme a call when she got back home.
-one more quick loo trip, then i began writing a letter to nana while tess cooked me some fried rice for lunch.
-when PIG mum came home, tess took me once more to the loo for two tinkles, then served me like half a bowl of fried rice, some charsiu (presumably dad's leftovers from yesterday) and lotsa fried rice.
-PIG mum saw her out the door, then kindly made me one mug of green mint tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-oh, and alice just rang around lunchtime, saying that cathy's car's having repairs and she can't come, but sue will from 3pm-5pm instead. 
-one more loo trip for me before i plopped online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-well, sue should come in about fifteen minutes. she's nice. :)
-fingers crossed that i can come back online after sue leaves, else it's just church toms, nothing special. fingers crossed that we can hit plaza for lunch and i'll get some visitors in the arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 85c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 3633. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-naruto was awesome. XD sadly, though, right after i finished watching it, PIG mum awoke from pigland and demanded i stretch elf. >< ow!!
-after that was PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on lotsa exercise, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-only, i didn't have the time to count and make sure she plodded her own twenty minutes coz i was too busy watching the australia vs. new zealand test! XD
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, some ling fish (me: BAHAHAHAHA!! XD) and a tiny wee chunk of roast duck, which i of course saved for last. dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy mint green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', also sucking the teabag once. :P
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-expect a lil plodding total toms, coz i'm not going anywhere.
-i'll also give the movie night a miss, coz PIG mum says it's in canto without english subtitles.
-toms: tess comes @ 10am and cathy @ 4pm. i'll be writing a letter to nana after i complete my bible study homework, and hopefully PIG mum'll buy me some yummy bun back for arvo tea! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 85b

hello again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 2273. righteo, continuing today's events?
-back home, i went to the loo once before plopping online. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-when aunty lucia arrived, she spent ages yakking to PIG mum before Forcing me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed and aloe veraed. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where i enjoyed my yummy garlic stick that i'd bought from breadtop last night and drank one mug of milk 'incorrectly'.
-before she left, aunty lucia took me once more to the loo.
-actually, she didn't leave! aunty lucia arrived @ 3:37pm, but gas bagged with PIG mum until 5:20pm before finally leaving! XD
-and i received a letter from nana! :D she's doing much better after her operation. :) i'll prolly write her a nice long letter toms, if i remember to ask PIG mum to please leave a notebook out for me.
-toms: tessa's coming @ 10am and cathy @ 4pm. must ask her where she was last night. and wonder if i can get PIG mum to please buy a sausage bun for me for arvo tea toms?
-also, there's some SHINE evangelical movie night thing happening toms night. dunno if i'm attending; will let the parents decide. righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend! me going for my naruto fix now~
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 85

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2397 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'what you truly stand for'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's eight and lastly, i'm still owed THIRTEEN MINUTES online after aunty lucia comes and showers me!!!! righteo, let's start with last night's events first!
-sue came, and after a quick shower, we headed off for garbo!
-i pushed sparkless into the library then grabbed ender's shadow by orson scott card and happily read that.
-originally, sue and i had decided she'd come back @ 6:15pm and have dinner together, but she suddenly appeared @ 6:05 and said we'd better leave now, coz DELTA GOODREM was there and performing @ garden city!
-anyways, sue took me once more to the loo, then i pushed sparkless and walked into foodcourt.
-i had my usual two piece feed with a kookies and kream krusher; lol, i'm not gonna get anything else when i can only get it once a fortnight! XD sue had chicken hanaichi from hanaichi. she gave me one piece of chicken to try; i gave her one chip in return.
-after another loo trip, i wanted to go see delta! unfortunately, i wasn't tall enough to see over the heads of the crowd that'd gathered, but sue steadied me and i stepped up onto sparkless's foot pedals to see her. XD
-afterwards, we hit breadtop, where i brought a sausage bun for breakfast this morning and a little pandan stick for arvo tea this afternoon.
-next stop was QBD, where i browsed the memoirs section. there are some interesting ones out there!
-happiness was realising that i had just enough for a soft serve cone. :) nomnomnom~
-one more loo trip, then sue tootled me home. and did you know, she's a smoker! ten cigarettes everyday, she tells me  oh, and 'jal ja' is 'goodnite' in korean.
-but instead of immediately forcing me off to bed, PIG mum gave poor elf another fifteen minutes of stretching! *sigh*
-but finally, blessed sleep with bear bear and the knowledge that i've risen above god's hatred for another day by not falling to my death. zzz. XD
-today: i used the pot :P three times last night and once more this morning when dearest dad left for work around 8am.
-more happy sleepings with bear bear followed, until PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, which was two weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, with slices of fresh, finally ripe banana.
-aftwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, too.
-once PIG mum turned out of yvonne road, i closed both eyes and had to percy the saint/angel, asking him to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes then she opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then kindly left me with the national geographic magazine while she went down to pay margit.
-jacinta came for me with a walkbelt; i held her hand gently and walked into the gym.
-today i started with some mat work, had a passive calf stretch (kat put like a seatbelt around elf, and i discovered that she was wildly ticklish when i poked her in the ribs! XD) then lotsa work for ela.
-when physio was done, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then drove me off to see naz for a kebab!
-lol, while he was making the kebab for me, i asked him, "hey, last week hannah told me that she was only twenty-two. please tell me your HEAPS older than her, otherwise it'll mean you were only SIXTEEN when i first started buying kebab's off you!" naz laughed, then said, "i thought we decided last week that i was twenty-two and you were only fifteen!" XD
-anyways, PIG mum got herself a curry chicken rice (that was too spicy for her and blew her brains out XD) and we shared a pudding milk tea.
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and tootled us home. actually, just before we caught the escalator down, we bumped into aunty katherine! she had just brought dr. banana a birthday cake for her birthday today~
-hey, aunty lucia's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post87

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2064 steps today (phew, i'm just over two grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'in-laws or out-laws!' and thirdly, i'm still owed THIRTEEN MINUTES online after sue arrives!!! but coz we're hitting garbo tonight, that'll never get satisfied. >< *sigh* anyways, events for today?
-yay, great sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 6:35am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-cuddling bear bear, i returned to sleep, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work shortly before 8am.

-more sleepings and pot :P usings followed, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."

-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.

-PIG mum got me kitted for the day, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. then, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen and the fridge to get the milk for my weetbix, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to my seat.

-breakfast was two weetbix with the thinnest and shortest streak of honey ever, plus sliced banana! nomnom~ i also popped my drugs :P - all the usual, barring cranberry (which we've run out of) - with one small gulp of water mug held incorrectly.

-before leaving for vincent the physio's place, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leant against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.

-when that was all done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.

-of course she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, too.

-when she tootled me odd to vincent the bloody physio's for a torture session, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes then she opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.

-on arrival, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i washed and dried both hands while she went herself.

-today was a passive calf stretch, forced standing AFO-less for thirty seconds and ela putting on my AFO. which reminds me, i've gotta start practising that @ night, coz vincent expects me to do that for him @ my next session.

-after that was a pincushion practice session, then PIG mum drove us to the hot bread place for FRIED RICE! so cool~ XD we also shared an orange juice.

-back home, i went once to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) then i plopped online.

-tonight, sue's taking me to garbo! CHIPS!!!! XD

-toms: UQ physio. fingers crossed i can see naz for a kebab afterwards, then aunty lucia's coming to shower me around 4pm, but there's no SHINE fellowship toms night. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

cheers,

em. ^^

wednesday post 99d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2309. righteo, final, final eventsfor tonight?
-when PIG mum came over, i asked her to please accompany me to the loo once more. she kindly did, although of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-and she's even ordering i head off to bed @ 9:30pm!! >< sheesh, so dreadfully early. *sigh* but oh well~
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-but PIG mum says we can have lunch @ the runcorn hot bread place, coz not only do they sell pork salad rolls and chicken sandwiches, they even make FRIED RICE!!
-pincushion practice after lunch. actually, no, pincushion practice first! that's @ 12:20, then we can tried the fried rice before zipping hopme.
-i just home we'll get back home before 2pm; that way, i'll get my most important two hours online !! XD
-coz toms night, cathy's taking me to garbo! :D that means for the first time in one fortnight, i'll get CHIPS!! :D
-but best of all, it's ice-cream night tonight. :) like ikeep saying, a tiny bit's better than none @ all! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. dad's just ipad chatting with 4th aunty; when he answered, she called him "aunty?" BAHAHAHA!! XD

wednesday post 99c

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2201. yay, i'm even over two grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol took me once to the loo before she left. she's back next monday, and will be having some kinda cucumber pie for dinner tonight. sounds strange. XD
-like i said @ the end of my previous post, PIG mum demanded poor elf stretch. OUCH. ><
-after that, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod ten minutes on the treadmill. fingers crossed the bloody cramping leaves like, NOW. ><
-when she claimed to plod her own ten, then shook away on the vibrator, i enjoyed thirty minutes on the comfy massage chair. only thing is, my calves REALLY HURT when they're being squeezed!
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, some LING fish (me: BAHAHAHA!! XD), some pork and maybe even a lil chicken. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo afterwards, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-uncle slam's over right now, installing some app onto ipaddy. right now, they're videocalling anna right now.
-anyways, bbl tonight after a loo trip with my final, final plodding total for tonight and events for tomorrow.
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 99b

hello again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1371. yay, i'm over one grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol came just before 4pm, spent several minutes yakking with PIG mum, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed myhair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. carol rekitted me; i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last when she was drying my glasses for me.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for my arvo tea. i enjoyed the second half of that cheesy garlic naan bread that aunty wendy had brought for me, plus one cup of tea, white and two, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished, era placed ela onto the table and said, "please start massaging her when you're ready. i'll just be reading."
-but instead of starting @ 5:25pm like she usually does, carol started @ 5:15pm! meaning ela got painted for forty minutes today;the naan bread colour with tea coloured dots.
-fingers crossed i can bbl; poor elf, PIG mum'sd demanded that i stretch her.
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 99

good afternoon! firstly, i've been hard @ work plodding 968 steps today); secondly, TWFT topic's 'sharing your dream (3)' and thirdly, i'm still owed FORTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!!! righteo, events for today?
-dunno why nature kept calling last night and this morning. XD just meant i stayed awake from 9:15 until PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes @ 11am. but bear bear and i enjoyed some tummy time together. :)
-after three more tinkles in the pot :P, PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk here and there to get my breakfast, which was only one weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, plus some sliced banana.
-after breakfast, i happily read the book club novel until aunty wendy arrived, about ten minutes late today, citing traffic.
-and she'd brought me this indian naan bread thing with cheese and onion! :D i was gonna leave it for arvo tea, but trust horrid PIG mum, who immediately butted in and said i could have half for lunch and half for arvo tea. *sigh* i know how much she simply HATES the thought of me eating lots. :(
-anyways, after breakfast, i asked aunty wendy please to take me to the loo and i did a stinky unspeakable after drinking one mug of water 'incorrectly', also leaning against the side rail and having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-back out @ the gobbling :P table, i read for awhile before aunty wendy served me lunch - half of the naan bread. also thanks to aunty wendy who cut it up for me into smaller pieces that i could eat with a fork. i also drank one mug of yummy chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly' and remember eating some fruit, although not which type. prolly pear. XDafterwards, i rang dearest dad, who told me he was @ west end but still hadn't had lunch yet coz he was busy.
-then i happily read the book club novel for 1.5 hrs. thirty minutes into reading, aunty wendy came and massaged ela for one hour.
-when PIG mum came home, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo.
-i thought i could plop happily online when i left, but no, PIG mum had to stretch poor elf's calf for @ least ten minutes before finally letting me online, which is why i'm still owed forty-eight minutes online after carol leaves tonight and not thirty.
-anyways, she should arrive in about ten minutes or so. personally, i'm just wanting the period cramping to bugger off, it's really annoying! ><
-fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else i've prolly just got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms before cathy takes me out to garbo toms night.
cheers,
em. ^^
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tuesday post 84c

one final evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2822. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i went once more to the loo @ 9pm before returning online.
-well, bedtime for me's still the ridiculously early time of 9:30pm. i won't complain this time though, coz i'm honestly tired. *yawns*
-toms: yay for sleep-ins! :) aunty wendy's not coming till 11:30pm; dunno what PIG mum's gonna do, but there's no writers' group on thursday so i'll leave the homework for next wednesday.
-carol's coming to shower me @ 4pm; hopefully i can persuade PIG mum to buy me sth yummy for arvo tea (i'm really craving an apple and custard danish XD) and best of all, it's ice-cream night toms night! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. expect a teeny plodding total toms, coz i'm not going anywhere.a

tuesday post 84b

hello again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2750. righteo, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. once she passed the logan and miles platting roads intersection, i closed both eyes and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.  opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for @ least five minutes, then she opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-when we arrived @ UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then left me with mel and bonnie, who'd already arrived!
-jacinta came for me with a walkbelt; i held her hand and walked into the gym.
-physio today: a passive stretch calf, work for ela and some mat work. karen also used me to demonstrate proprioception (or there lackof ><") to the third years that were observing today. then she fed me some birthday chocolate - but it turns out she's been nabbing them frequently! >< never mind, PIG mum promises she'll buy a new pacxk for them to keep feeding me with after these ones are gone. (i'd get cross that karen was stealing them, if not for the fact that she was the one who bought them for me! XD)
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo (just one more chance for me to mourn the real reason for why the glass barriers were installed on level two XD), then i persuaded her 'twas safe to take me to the sushi train for lunch! XD
-we both got our usuals: the tempura udon for PIG mum, and the chicken kaarage udon for me, both drinking green tea. huge thanks to PIG mum who got me the egg sushi roll for arvo tea; i taught her that egg in japanese is 'tamago'.
-PIG mum tootled us home, i went to the loo once (of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything).
-unfortunately, instead of plopping online, PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf on ten minutes of ankle exercises.
-but finally, i tootled online for less than 1.5 hours before carol arrived just before 4pm.
-after having a short gossip with PIG mum, she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last when she was drying my glasses for me.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where i enjoyed my two yummy chicken sushi rolls with the little fish of soya sauce, a pear and one mug of tea, white and two, my official cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, i placed ela onto the table, propped up both legs onto the footstool, then told carol, "please start massaging when you're ready. i'm just gonna read."
-carol started @ 5:25, but only for twenty minutes today and not the usual thirty, coz nature called! ><
-she took me to the loo @ 5:45. i stayed there for four tinkles, but the sneaky woman ran away before i could tell her i was all finished! >< next time, must remember to tell her.
-meaning PIG mum got me out, then gleefully forced poor elf to stretch for fifteen minutes, before gleefully forcing me on lotsa posture, standing and ela exercises.
-i went once more to the loo before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the treadmill for ten minutes. only ten, coz period cramps are still being a pain in the butt. ><
-after that, i enjoyed twenty minutes in the massage chair while PIG mum claimed to plod her own ten. during that time, we watched nine's 'the block'. boring show, if you ask me. XD
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa lettuce and sweet carrot, two mega-thin slices of yummy pork and the same again of BBQ chicken. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup.
-zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who decided that watching australia's got talent was more important to her than watching her severely disabled daughter walk to the loo safely and back. but i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall.
-anyways, i need the loo once more now, so bbl with my final, final plodding total and tomorrow's events soon.
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 84

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1656 steps today (phew, just past 1.5 grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'sharing your dream (2)' and lastly, i'm still owed FORTY-SIX MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once around 2am last night and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8am.
-more happy cuddling and sleeping with bear bear until PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once for three more tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-we both enjoyed the last of the porridge and one slice of toast. i popped my drugs :P - one each of all the usual - with one small mouthful of water, mug held 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-when that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, too.
-hey, carol's here now, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 90d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4024. yay, toldja i'd pass four grand. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i actually went to the loo @ 9:10pm, not 9:15pm, coz i saw PIG mum was heading upstairs for a shower, but i wanted her to walk behind me. of course, though, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-toms: lol, UQ physio isn't until 11:30; i've definitely got time to fall back asleep after dearest dad leaves for work!
-also fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to the warrigal square sushi train afterwards; honestly, i highly doubt that anyone's gonna shhot us! XD
-carol's coming again toms arvo; if i can have lunch @ sushi train, will also try my best to persuade PIG mum to lemme bring back two inari for arvo tea. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 90c

good evening! em's new  plodding total for monday now stands @ 3970. lol, i might crack four grand tonight when i come back with my final, final plodding total for this evening after one more loo trip around 9:15pm! anyways, continuing events?
-i plopped online until carol came slightly early.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted without tinkling again, making me guess i was gonna do another stinky unspeakable.
-but nothing came out, so i called carol, who Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my arvo toastie. sadly, she only allowed one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but i got mayo, too, meaning this week's been all satisfied, yay. :)
-at 5pm, carol flipped on ten's news, and started massaging ela @ 5:25pm, painting her ... lol, i've forgotten. XD
-at 5:55pm, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles, before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes.
-i plopped online for awhile, listening to nine's news, before PIG mum awoke from pigland and immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-first, she demanded i stretch elf's ankle.  argh, does she understand how much PAIN she puts me through whenever she demands i do that?! ><
-after that, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-when i'd finished walking, i went to the loo once. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-but i enjoyed the comfy massage chair while PIG mum claimed to plod her own twenty minutes. we watched australia's got talent; 'twas good!
-dinner afterwards: lol, PIG mum tried to feed me only vegetables! only afterwards, when i asked her how come i could see lotsa yummy, beans, lotsa yummy wombok and lotsa green beans but absolutely no meat, did she give me two absolutely tiny slices of pork! XD
-dinner was spooned down with one warm bowl of carrot, potato, tomato and onion soup. i also took one whole mouthful of a mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-then i returned online. zero thanks to PIG mum who decided watching australia's got talent was more important to her than watching her only severely disabled daughter walk back safely to the computer desk, but hey, the most important thing's that i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall.
-well, i'm gonna use the loo once more soon, then bbl with my final, final plodding total for monday and what's happening toms. cya then~
cheers,
em. ^^