wednesday post59

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1044 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'getting along with each other (2)' and thirdly, em's still owed THIRTY MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!!righteo, let's start with last night's events first!
-cathy came, Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today, coz cathy said we were going out tonight and she didn't want me to catch more of a cold than i already had.
-i had onetinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i got creamed. cathy rekitted me, and i didn't tinkle coz i realised that i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-thanks to cathy who passed me one mug of water - which i held 'incorrectly', of course - then i did a stinky unspeakable while she went to make my arvo tea for me.
-afterwards, cathy Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, before she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where she'd made the perfect arvo tea for me! :)that's FIVE times this month! :D what a perfect end to the month - hope june will bring that much success! :)
-i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly', while cathy gave ela a brief massage for like ten minutes, painting her sth like red with yellow spots today. she's left tanddori chicken pasta bake for her kids for dinner tonight. sorry, but ewww. :P
-cathy Forced me out to her car. funny, how come PIG mum only ever helps me with my seatbelt when there's someone around her to see her do it?
-anyways, cathy tootled me off to toastmasters. she took me once to the loo before the meeting started; i let era open and close the tap quickly fifty times.
-speechfest last night! sam pickett came over and asked would i like to be general evaluator! o_O i've never done that before - no idea how to do an evaluation! instead, i volunteered as timekeeper. much easier. :)
-five speeches last night! congrats to michael, who did his tenth. :)
-cathy took me once more to the loo before we left. again, i let era quickly open and close the tap fifty times.
-cathy drove me home. poo to my horrid mother who wouldn't gimmee any money for a small meal afterwards! >-repeat the usual nightly events, zzz. like i've said, the feet aren't willing to suffer that much more for a happy tummy.
-wed: this morning, when dad left for work @ 7:50am, i spent the ten minutes till 8am aving a quiet chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep.
-after PIG mum had given me ten more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where surprise! - she lemme sit down! usually, she's all for gleefully forcing poor ela to turn on and off the taps numerous times, etc. lol, i'm just thankful it's winter now, and therefore too cold for weetbix! ela's thankful for the brief respite, certainly. :) although she prolly let ela off this morning coz florence jie jie was already downstairs and could see what she was doing. PIG mum prolly just wanted to look good, lol. but she said sth about gleefully forcing poor ela to do that afterwards ... lol, i hope not! ><
-thanks to PIG mum who made porridge for breakfast. :) she also kindly tore in one slice of toast for me, although she didn't butter it.
-jenny henley came for a quick meeting. i honestly don't see why she and PIG mum are so enthusiastically pushing me to do some volunteer training course, i've said before i'm more interested in finding PAID work! sheesh. ><
-anyways, carol's just arrived. fingers crossed i can bbl! if not, just a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio afterwards. >< save me ...
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post44

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 749 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'getting along with each other (1)' and thirdly, em's still owed TEN MINUTES online after cathy gets here!!! lol, i tried asking PIG mum could i just stay on the extra ten minutes then go have a shower; dunno why she refused. :( anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-*sigh* waste of a good night. i was seated @ the gobbling :P table by 8:15pm, with absolutely nothing to do. PIG mum put on some DVD of lui fong.
-i rang aunty nga. uncle fung answered, passed the phone to aunty lai. aunty lai told me that mickey was such a brat he refused to get up this morning and missed the school bus, leaving uncle fung no choice but to catch a taxi with the small brat to school! ><" after i rang them, i tried ringing madam hippo, but she didn't pick up.
-but house was awesome last night. :D i watched about ten minutes of 6:30 with george negus before PIG mum came downstairs and kicked me off to bed. zzz.
-the morning brought pain. >< the stupid head was pounding; the stupid nose had fallen off somewhere during the night. ><" :P
-but PIG mum kindly cancelled my torture session with vincent the bloody physio for me and lemme sleep until 1:30. :)
-i used the pot :P for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the taps numerous times before i could finally sit for brunch.
-well, we're out of campbell's cream of chicken soup, but PIG mum did kindly make me one can of cream of corn, and even ripped one slice of toast into it for me.
-after i'd eaten, i drank half a mug of milk 'incorrectly', then took my drugs :P - two fish oil, one cranberry, one garlic, one bilberry and two echinaceae(sp?).
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the computer, but kindly popped me a strepsil.
-aunty catherine's driven PIG mum off to see some eye specialist; aunty anne's keeping me company. guess she's reading sth.
-now i've got one good hour to read sth, too! :D
-cathy's taking me to toastmasters tonight - speechfest! hopefully she knows the way to a KFC afterwards, else maccas for dinner it'll be.
-toms: just aunty wendy coming to mind me. don't think there's much else planned. fingers crossed that PIG mum'll buy me two sushi rolls for arvo tea with carol! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. aunty anne just ordered me to drink half a mug of water; i did so 'incorrectly'. and eep - storm's approaching! >< *crash bang!*

monday post 44c

one final good evening! *sigh* dad's only letting me stay on till 8pm, meaning i've got less than twenty minutes to finish typing out today's events. ><
but em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2631. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-after gleefully FORCING :( me to hike the stairs once, PIG mum gleefully forced me to endure ten minutes of that vibrating machine thing.
-then i sat and got my toasted feet :P while she happily plodded away on the treadmill.
-actually, she ordered dad to pass me half a mug of water to drink, which i held 'incorrectly', of course.
-dinner: rice tonight with lotsa yummy wombok, some strips of pork and one truly miniscule piece of mear from a chicken wing. i got grumpy coz everyone else was eating roast duck! >< but apparently, you're not allowed to eat duck when you've got the flu? dunno.
-the rice green tea with a lil honey i drank afterwards was VERY DELIBERATELY held 'incorrectly'.
-*sigh* horrid PIG mum wouldn't walk behind me to the loo once, even though she PROMISED she would! >< of course, she 'claimed' that she'd never made that promise. huh.
-ten mins left! >< typetypetype~-but i made it there and back without falling. :)
-house @ 9:30pm tonight! :D
-toms: save me, i've a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me out somewhere nice for lunch afterwards!
-then cathy's coming in the arvo and taking me to toastmasters. it's our second speechfest this year!righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 44b

good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 2359. righteo, continuing events for today?
-carol came exactly @ 4pm and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, before i got creamed. carol rekitted me; i had one more tinkle when she was putting on my knickers and one last one when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor for me, carol Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i had half my yummy snail. :) carol also made me a cuppa, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i asked carol to please start massaging ela once i'd finished the half-snail, but she refused, saying to finish my tea first. so i gulped that down and asked her please to start again @ 5:25. she washed the dishes before doing so, however.
-ela got massaged for just over thirty minutes, sth like mango with lime spots today. carol and i watched ten's news and she told me that she's having some kinda spicy tuna bake with pasta for dinner tonight.
-carol took me once more to the loo, before i signed her off and she left promptly @ 6pm.
-florence jie jie and dad came home. turns out that dad just dropped florence jie jie down @ some shopping centre before going to deliver.
-well, PIG mum's kindly letting me off the bloody treadmill tonight (coz my stupid head's still sore ><) but she says she's still gonna gleefully FORCE :( me to hike the stairs before gleefully forcing me to endure ten minutes using that vibration machine. ah well, @ least i'll get a comfy butt. XD
-fingers crossed i can come back after dinner tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 44good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2068 steps today and TWFT topic's 'what goes around comes around'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night, using it once again when dearest dad left for work. then i successfully fell back asleep until PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back into my room, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles, before PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps numerous times before i was allowed to sit for breakfast.
-yummy! PIG mum made porridge with nesquik and one egg! :) she ordered me to drink about half a cup of water first; i did, just 'incorrectly'.
-lol, again, i'm such a well behaved kid i even go POOP on command! XD
-florence jie jie accompanied us to UQ today. :) she even kindly handed me a who magazine after PIG mum went to pay, and we talked about some famous star dying ... elizabeth taylor? lol, i can't remember. XD
-caleb came for me with a walkbelt. he held ela and Forced me to walk in.
-becka, my posture nazi :P was already waiting. sonia wandered over along too to see which tee i was wearing. today, i showed her the garfield tee that uncle sam had drawn me. :)
-lotsa work for both hands today! but i was slightly confused - ela had to reach all the way to the left; how come era couldn't reach to the right? why was she required to reach all the way to the left, too?
-i also practised several sit-to-stands with caleb.
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the bathroom.
-sweet, that lady's daughter really remembered to save a snail for me! nevermind that PIG mum'll prolly gimme less than half. :( lol, i forgot that florence jie jie couldn't eat bread and almost bought her one, too! ><
-back home, i tucked happily into that and my 300mL chocolate breaka. nomnomnom~
-i went once more to the loo before plopping online.
-PIG mum hit me with the eye goo :P. i also rang alice; amay (sp?) answered, then alice told me that it'd be cathy taking me to toastmasters toms night. i wonder if cathy knows how to get to KFC from QUT?
-dad's gone to get sth, then coming back to take florence jie jie to work with him!
-as for me, i've got two happy hours online. :) time for some reading! :D
-anyways, by the time carol gets here, i'll have just satisfied the PISSY two hours of internet time that gives PIG mum so much pleasure to restrict me to. so fingers crossed that i can come back online afterwards, other wise (1) house is on tonight :D and (2) i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. ><
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post43d

*sigh* so PIG mum wanders along and gleefully decides that's she's gonna force poor em on ten minutes of exercises for ela. :( time was 8:37.
now, i'm first to admit that my maths skills are far from good, but ten minutes from 8:37pm should be 8:47, right?
tell me, then, why heartless PIG mum didn't let poor ela rest until 9:01pm. i'm pretty sure that's not ten minutes. ><
even worse, she's gleefully forcing me off to bed soon. *sigh* whatever ... hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post43c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3876. righteo, final events for today?
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland:P, she lemme finish reading my fanfiction before she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once.
-then, more suffering awaited. >< PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes. *sigh* even the lord rested on the seventh day, why can't i?!
-finally, dinner. congee again, with lotsa lettuce and one small lump of beef/pork. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with a lil honey, 'incorrectly'.
-i went twice more to the loo after dinner, of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. actually, she was so heartless she couldn't be bothered watching me walk back to the computer! >< luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-toms: just UQ physio @ 10:30/11am, i think. fingers crossed that dad'll lemme buy a pork salad roll and a chocolate milk back for dinner with him, but if not, fingers crossed that PIG mum will lemme buy a snail/custard danish for arvo tea! carol's coming in the arvo.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. house toms night! :D

sunday post43b

hello again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2879. righteo, events for today?
-breakfast this morning was half a bowl of congee with a pork bone. but PIG mum kindly gave me one teacup of milk afterwards.
-i went once more to the loo before dad tootled us off to church.
-@ bible study today, we did this chapter about finding your spiritual gifts.
-i went to the loo once afterwards then headed into service.
-poor em had to stand for ALL of worship - which was, including the response song, FIVE songs! >-then i went downstairs to the loo, before joshels passed me one slice of dora's bday cake that jono had bought!
-dad tootled us home to drive the van, and PIG mum tootled me to plaza.
-luckily, we found a spot upstairs.
-lunch: one chicken wrap from hungry jacks, one jasmine milk tea with pearl, one small chips and three chomps from dad's whopper.
-PIG mum tootled me home; i went to the loo once then tootled online.
-michael and heidi were my visitors for today!
-we started with watching the first ever episode of house. :) heidi took me once to the loo, then we watched one episode of DBZ! :d another loo trip, then we watched awhile of shrek the third. :) i ate two slices of kit kat and drank 1.5 mugs of milk 'incorrectly'.
-we didn't watch all of it, coz heidi took me once more to the loo and they left @ 4:45. -i tried ringing madam hippo, but she's busy.
-righteo, i'm off to play bejeweled, fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post43

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2377 steps today; second, TWFT topic's 'be determined!'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's seven and lastly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after my visitors leave!!!! anyways, they should arrive soon, so i'm off to play some bejeweled. fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post43d

good evening again! em's newest plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1818. righteo, continuing events?
-dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table.
-i ate: two chicken wings, one wee chunk of pork, half a slice of beef, some salad and lotsa lettuce. i wasn't even near full, but dad decided that i'd had enough already. :( oh well. :( oh, and i drank two lil wine glasses of fruit and vegie juice.
-i went to the toilet once afterwards. horrid PIG mum couldn't be bothered watching me go. :( but i made it without falling. :)
-the boring adults :P are chatting about what they're watching on television. :P
-toms: just church, then prolly foodcourt for lunch afterwards. hopefully dad will drive us, meaning PIG mum won't get an excuse to not park where the sideways disabled parks are then restrict me to just half a footlong sub and boring water for lunch. also hoping to get some visitors in the arvo, otherwise i hope to spend several good hours online. :)
-righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post43c

good evening again! em's new plodding total now stands @ 1545. yay, i'm even past one grand. :) righteo, continuing events?
-thanks to dad who made some eggs and spam ham for breakfast, which tess made into a sandwich for me, cut into two rectangles. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-i wrote out james and the giant peach questions for jack as tess was making my bed for me. then she came back to give ela a massage for about thirty minutes, stopping once to chat with florence jie jie and another time to make me some fried rice for lunch.
-tess took me once to the loo before she left.
-when PIG mum came back, i had about 1/3 a bowl of fried rice for lunch. *sigh* but i drank one mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-then i went over and typed out the questions i'd written for jack, before plopping briefly online.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before jack came for tutoring.
-the poor man, he's got the flu. :(
-afterwards, aunty ming walked me to the loo, where i managed fine by myself.
-i plopped online for a lil while until lisa arrived. she's chinese - from sichuan!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, and lisa helped me with a shower - no hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before lisa turned the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. i got creamed, then had another tinkle when i asked lisa please to find a bra for me. she rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when lisa was doing elf's AFO straps. then, after lisa rinsed the floor for me once, we held hands and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*sigh* how come PIG mum's so HORRIBLE?! lisa only gave me one slice of cheese in my toastie, which was ENTIRELY too thin, and only one teaspoonful of honey with my tea. :( oh well.
-when i'd finished, lisa gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes. she told me she chose her name from her last name, li.
lisa took me once more to the loo before she left. she's doing her last year of nursing right now. she's having prac @ the QE2 hospital.
-ronnie jie jie, florence jie jie, anna and PIG mum are all having a yak. i guess dad's outside manning the BBQ with uncle slam. we're all waiting for aunty a. :P
-again, dunno if i'll come back online after dinner; depends how boring the adults all are. :P
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post43b

good afternoon again! em's new final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 753 and i'm now owed one hour AND twenty-five minutes AFTER WHOEVER'S COMING TO GIMME A SHOWER LEAVES TONIGHT!!! ANYWAYS, TODAY'S EVENTS?
-firstly, sorry, shrieking! ><
-tess came @ 10am, gave me ten more minutes. i used the pot :P for two tinkles, she got me kitted, then we walked together to the bathroom where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted out some toothpaste for me.
-after teethbrushing, i went and did a stinky unspeakable, before heading out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-hey, lisa'a here now; she's chinese! fingers crossed i can bbl! but maybe not, coz florence jie jie's over and we're having a BBQ with the slams and aunty a tonight! guess i'll come back online if they're too boring. :P
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. *sigh* horrid PIG mum's already going on about only giving me one slice of cheese with my toastie. :(

saturday post43

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 578 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'do you love children'? and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after jack leaves this arvo!! actually, he'll arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 43c

one last hello! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 3552 and the final, final spam count for the week's now twenty-seven. righteo, final, final events for today?
-think i went once more to the loo before dad tootled us off to the big gun chinese restaurant for dinner with aunty a.
-once inside, we ordered peking duck, spinach, lol, there was sth else but i've forgotten what. :P
-the waitress who skinned the duck even made the wraps for us! we ate three slices each.
-then i got about one bowl of rice for dinner, lotsa spinach, and only one wee chunk of duck. turns out that aunty a likes duck - she had a whole PLATEFUL of bones!
-mother took me once to the loo during dinner coz i'd drunk lotsa tea (i ordered 'bol lei' (say that in canto).
-the waitress told me tonight's desert was red bean soup - but how come sth with ALMONDS came out instead?! >< curse my peanut allergy. :( instead, i devoured the entire plate of oranges! (there were seven slices, but mum, dad and aunty a all refused to eat them after i'd had two and declared that they were sour. lol, i definitely got my vitamin c quota today! :P
-think aunty a shouted us? not sure. "anyways, she led the way back to our cars, which were parked beside each other. but because i've got crappy night vision now, i tried calling out "marco!" to aunty a, hoping for a "polo!" response. silence. :P guess she hasn't heard of that game before. :P
-dad tootled us back home. i went once more to the loo, of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-even worse, she then gleefully FORCED :( me to hike up the stairs once and gleefully FORCED :( me to hike back down them. lol, she's scoffing that i should feel grateful that she's not gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes instead! yup, i'm extraordinarily grateful. XD
-well, hopefully, when tess comes toms, she'll make me some fried rice for lunch - coz we're having a BBQ with the slams, aunty a, and florence jie jie toms night! you don't get rice for BBQs. :(
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend! toms i'll try to squeeze in the time to write about the big gun chinese restaurant in my special blog!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 43b

good afternoon again! em's new plodding total now stands @ 3020 (yay, i just past three grand! :D)and the new spam count for the week's now twenty-six. righteo, continuing events?
-aunty frances came around 4pm and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to her who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty frances flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. aunty frances rekiyyed me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-aunty frances Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. @ the stairs, i yelled upstairs PIG mum to please feed me my cookie that kat gave me this morning. that i flushed down with the lil garfield cup of cold milk.
-aunty frances took me once more to the loo before leaving. she forced me to dak myself.
-i told PIG mum that era was feeling cold from washing her hand, she kindly stuck a glove on era. funny thing is that she stuck one on ela, too. :P lol, ela wasn't cold @ all, but hey, no biggie. :)
-dad just came home. :)
-righteo, i'm off to get my naruto fix now. :) hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 43

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2867 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'tear down those walls!'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty-four and lastly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online after aunty frances leaves!!! righteo, events for today?
-breakfast this morning, after three tinkles in the pot:P, was one slice of bread with some marg and jam. the horlicks i drank 'incorrectly', of course.
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to jacky cheung's 'black' album all day, too.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo upon arrival, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then i went to wash and dry both hands while she went herself.
-as usual, PIG mum was her usual horrid self who refused to pass me a gossip mag before she flounced off to pay. luckily, there was a gent also seated @ the waiting room who kindly passed me a who gossip mag which i browsed until caleb came for me and Forced me to walk inside.
-hoorah! the tilt table's still down and out! :P
-basically lotsa reachy work for era today, all to the left. how annoying. you'd think that if ela works all to the left, era would be allowed to work to the right! but *sigh* nope, left for her too. oh well.
-also some work @ the parallel bars doing some sidewalking.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before she tootled me off to see naz for lunch!
-today, i tried a burrito! naz told me the difference was that kebabs got toasted in the oven, but burritos were warmed in the microwave. also, he told me to tell him next week how i liked it. well, i liked the soft skin, but i don't like salsa! :P
-i drank a pudding milk tea, while dad nicked lotsa corn chips from my meal. but he gave me back a wee slice of chicken from his western meal with spaghetti.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before she tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my bloody tortuere session with vincent the physio. ><
-stupid ela not only lost all her immunities today, but i had to stand for more than five minutes pointlessly! ><
-back home, i went to do a stinky unspeakable before plopping online.
-aunty frances should arrive soon to gimme a shower.
-we're going out tonight for peking duck with aunty a! :D i hope that nice waitress is working again. :)
-toms: tess comes @ 10am. i've gotta write chapter seventeen questions for jack, who comes @ 2am.
-and some new random's coming to shower me toms. alice rang and asked PIG mum what happened between kris and i.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 43b

good evening again! em's new final plodding total now stands @ 5597. righteo, events for today?
-when dad came and kissed me this morning, i didn't bother try falling back asleep coz i knew i had to be @ writer's group by 9am.
-when PIG mum got me up, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles. then she got me kitted, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the taps numerous times before i was allowed to sit for breakfast.
-breakfast this morning was toast with some marg and jam. the mug of warm horlicks i drank 'incorrectly', of course.
-dad tootled me off to the writer's group!
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-not many ppl @ writer's group today, for some reason ... only seven or eight.
-the homework for next meeting's 'growing old'. i've got an idea what i might write about ...
-after group, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt. much thanks to dad who bought me the paper.
-i had one yummy chicken katsudon for lunch; the parents had sashimi. we all shared a large green tea mango mantra from boost juice. huh, and i thought this fortnight 'twas time for a low fat milk-made chocolate thickshake! but PIG mum PINKY-PROMISED me that i can have a shake both NEXT meeting and the meeting AFTER. she'd better remember!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, and dad tootled us home. i went inside for a stinky unspeakable; zero thanks to PIG mum who gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-afterwards, dad tootled us off to UQ to see the OTs.
-PIG mum took me upstairs to the loo once first.
-sadly, i had to sit on that bloody unstable thing. explains why era spent the entire session clutching tightly to the tabletop.
-but ela played the keyboard. :) and thankfully, i don't haveta wear that stupid evil splint @ night, leaving me free to gently tuck ela's thumb inside @ night and pop her back out during the day. :)
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before dad tootled us home and i tootled online until cathy arrived promptly @ 4pm.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. i had one more tinkle when cathy was putting on elf's sock and one last one when she was doing my AFO straps. then she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-woo hoo! cathy fed me the perfect arvo tea - that's FOUR times this month! :D i also drank my cuppa, white and two, 'incorrectly'. lol, dunno why cathy always boasts that she makes a good cuppa - surely it's not that hard, is it? just teabag, hot water, sugar and milk? :P
-cathy gave ela a massage for twenty-five minutes today, painting her red with dark green spots. she's back on saturday, and she's having mango chicken with vegies for dinner tonight.
-cathy took me once more to the loo before she left.
-PIG mum woke up from pigland, immediately and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up the stairs. i was just gonna u-turn and come back downstairs, but she ordered that i go visit dad first. then i went to the loo once before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk downstairs.
-next, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes. lol, i'm not sure whether i should count the time i have left to walk. see, she always promises me that she'll keep the time for me, but this is the SECOND time i've counted in my head and yelled protest when the timer went to 20:01! i mean, if i hadn't been counting, goodness knows how much longer she'd have gleefully forced me to walk! o_O"
-then i sat and got my toasted feet :P while PIG mum plodded her own twenty minutes. i always count silently how long PIG mum goes for; usually, she finishes within thirty seconds of my own count ending, but today she ended two minutes early! guess i counted too fast, then ...
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa normal lettuce, about three strips of beef. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of rice green tea 'incorrectly' which PIG mum says she sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey.
-i popped online, only for PIG mum to come over and gleefully force poor ela on like 10+ mins of exercises.
-i then went once more to the loo before returning online.
-PIG mum's gone for a shower now; if i'm lucky she'll lemme stay online til 9:45pm.
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30. hopefully PIG mum'll take me to see naz for lunch afterwards, coz i wanna try a chicken ... sth, can't remember what, but saw it on the menu.
-but i'll try for a big lunch, coz aunty frances comes to gimme a shower, meaning no arvo tea, meaning i haveta wait until dinner for some more food. :(
-but there's no SHINE fellowship toms night, coz we're all gonna see some movie @ redeemer? anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 43

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2995 steps today (meaning if i can come back online after cathy/whoever's coming to gimme a shower leaves, i'm certain i'll have passed three grand :P); secondly, TWFT topic's 'learning to focus on jesus' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after cathy/whoever's coming to gimme a shower leaves!!! anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post59c

one last good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2171. yay, i'm past two grand. :) righteo, origin's in like ten minutes, so just quickly?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the keyboard and practise for about fifteen minutes until she finally lemme have dinner.
-dumplings tonight! boiled and without soya sauce, but still delish! oh, and lotsa lettuce too. sadly, dreadful PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with about one teaspoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-after dinner, i went once to the loo. of course, i had to do everything myself.
-in fact, mother was so spiteful she refused to walk behind me back to the sofa. that's why i came back to the computer instead - it's closer. :)
-origin's in about five minutes! QUEENSLANDER!!!! :D
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post59b

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1931. righteo, continuing events?
-sorry, before i meant kris, not carol.
-kris tried taking me to the kangaroo point, KFC, but she couldn't find the way and we ended up back @ the glen hotel! :P so i just grabbed dinner @ the maccas off warrigal square - i got a chicken and bacon small meal with a top notch choc shake.
-there weren't any serviettes in the bag and i asked kris please to get me some, but she refused. dunno why, but i just remembered to lean forward and eat into the bag, so i wouldn't spill food over my jumper.
-lol, kris was so lazy she tried to leave early! >< she told me that (1) she's not a carer and (2) she's got me figured out, whatever that means.
-back home, i finished my dinner @ the computer table. sadly, the computer stayed off.
-then repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz.
-wed: this morning, dad left for work @ 8:10am. i spent the next ten minutes having a quiet chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep.
-after PIG mum's "fifteen more minutes," i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. then, after getting kitted, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close taps several times before she lemme finally sit down.
-aunty wendy came @ 11:30 - when i was just about to start breakfast! one slice of toast with a lil marg and jam. i drank one mug of horlicks 'incorrectly', as with the mug of water, coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-lucky PIG mum had organised to have lunch with peter's carer, lynette, for lunch. lol, so that's why she didn't mind me having dinner out last night while she stayed @ home - coz she was going out for lunch the next day!
-i did a stinky unspeakable, then came back and read my book club novel until 12:15, when aunty wendy turned on ABC's news for me.
-lunch was six yummy fried dumplings, lotsa bok choy and lotsa yummy shallots. aunty wendy made me one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik - lol, she complained why does mum always store the nesquik up so high?! poor aunty wendy's even shorter than me, see. :P
-after that, she massaged ela for about forty-five minutes before taking me to the loo once more.
-i went to the computer and typed out my homework for tomorrow's writer's group!
-carol came about one minute late today and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-oh! before i went for a shower, i went and answered the door! mr. hall had come to pick up his teapot, see. PIG mum offered him a cuppa, and i sat and chatted with him for several minutes before PIG mum ordered me off for a shower.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was putting elf's sock on. then, disaster! "emily, why are you wearing navy blue pants?" she asked me, "i thought blue was taboo tonight?" gasp! shock horror! luckily, PIG mum found one pair of black pants for me to wear. :)
-*sigh* PIG mum's gonna force me to practise piano for awhile now. prolly won't be back tonight, coz of the origin.
-toms: writers in the morning, then the occupartional therapists in the arvo. hope everyone's having a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. QUEENSLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wednesday post59

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1571 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'be a barnabas (2)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!! anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-kris came and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-dried, creamed and rekitted, kris held my wrist and i walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*sigh* kris only gave me one slice of cheese in my toastie today, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin! >< what really pissed me off though, was that she refused to give poor ela a massage coz she was 'tired' from having to gimme a shower!
-when i'm going out and there's someone to see how she treats me is the only time PIG mum helps me with my seatbelt, lol.
-kris tootled us off to toastmasters, listening to 97.3FM.
-she took me to the loo once when we arrived, then rocked off. i asked her please to come back for the ten minute interval, like hina always does, but the stupid woman didn't. ><

-last night, we heard two speeches. and coz there weren't many attending last night, we all got a turn @ table topics! my question was:" you're taking a niece to a bday party, but your car breaks down along the highway somewhere. your niece is kicking and screaming, yelling that she MUST attend the party. what do you do? lol, i feeled myself to the front, then i said, "first of all, i'd tell the brat, "shut up, or i'll REALLY give you sth to cry about!" this got a few laughs. :P then i explained i'd just ring a friend and ask for a lift. the table topics evaluator said i was very funny, but as usual, talked too fast. :P
-before we left, carol took me once more to the loo and i let era open the tap fifty more times.
-lol,
-showertime, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post43

good afternoon! firstly, em doesn't have a plodding total, coz pedro's gone AWOL! >< but PIG mum estimates about three grand, coz she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill just before. TWFT topic's 'barnabas (1)', BTW. anyways, events for today?
-coz i used the pot :P once last night before i fell asleep, i had a great sleep and didn't wake to use the pot :P again until dad came to kiss me good-bye before he left for work.
-only i couldn't fall back asleep before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." :( oh well.
-when she came back into my room, i swung myself over to the pot :P again for one tinkle, just swinging back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. mother got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close taps numerous times before i was finally allowed to sit down.
-breakfast this morning was just one slice of bread with a lil butter and jam. the warm horlicks i held 'incorrectly', as did the gulpful of water i took after breakfast with.
-I went to the bathroom for my stinky unspeakable. i also leant against the side rail and had quiet chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG of course PIG mum had gleefully forced me to dak myself and of course she gleefully forced me to un-dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED:( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-off course she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to michael leung's 'never apart' album all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physios for a torture session. ><
well, stupid ela lost two immunities today, but i also gained one back. think that means i've still got two.
-PIG mum tootled us home and made us kebabs for lunch. :) i was hoping she'd take me out, but stupid me keeps forgetting how much pleasure she gets out of restricting me to just one lunch out per week. :(
-afterwards, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen sink to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and grab the phone to ring dearest dad. :)
-dad's @ lutwyche right now. i asked him please to take PIG mum out for dinner somewhere tonight coz i'm going out. like, i know how PIG mum's cool when she gets to eat out many, MANY more times than i do each week, but how she just CAN'T TAKE IT if i ever get to eat out when she doesn't. but i've told dad, and i'm sure he'll accomodate her. :)
-cherish came for a quick visit. i asked her how come she was thirty minutes late, and she answered that going by her watch, she was only fifteen, and that was because she'd gotten every red light coming here. she also said she'd check with some guy and find out what i did wrong for my pizza hut phone interview.
-after PIG mum gleeflly FORCED :( me to hike yp the stairs once and gleefully FORCED :( me to plod back down them, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-when i finally plopped online, she plodded her own twenty minutes, i suppose.
-tonight: kris is taking me out to toastmasters! that's right, must find where the jangaroo point KFC is. lol, and tonight's theme's 'playschool'! lol, i can still sing the theme song. :P
-toms: aunty wendy's coming to mind me for three hours. dunno who PIG mum's gonna nag to shout her out for lunch. aunty anne, prolly. but carol comes in the arvo, so fingers crossed that PIG mum'll buy me some sushi for arvo tea! awesome, now i've got forty-five minutes left for myself. hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. and PIG mum found pedro! yay! :D

monday post 43c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2854. righteo, the rest of today's events?
-i might've gone once more to the bathroom before we left?
-i asked dad why he'd chosen big gun chinese restaurant, and he replied coz he'd seen the steamed fish were on sale there.
-thanks to some waitress who led me inside. :) she also recommended we try the ... some kina roll, with thin pork strips and vegies. dad also ordered kailan in congee and crispy skin chicken and one bowl of rice to share.
-food was yummy. although i was like ><"! when the waitress cleared away my bowl, which still contained one small chunk of chicken and one slice of (now soggy) fried breadstick in congee! but she said, "don't worry, i'll bring you one bowl of yummy black sesame soup for deser." :)
-when we left, i hugged and kissed both parents and thanked them for taking me out tonight to celebrate. :)
-i went once more to the loo before returning online.
-yup, i really have a late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. ><
-but hopefully, PIG mum'll take me out to lunch afterwards, coz cherish is coming toms arvo! must tell her about my pizza hut failure. ><
-lol, dad just YELLED like PIG mum had set him ALIGHT or sth! ><" don't worry, he's fine. :P
-righteo, house tonight! just gonna update my special blog first! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 43b

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2382. going out for dinner now, cya tonight! :D
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 43

good afternoon! okay, i'm making this monday post43 coz i'm sure that the last two weeks @ least have also been 42a! XD anyways, today em's been hard @ work plodding 2049 steps today and TWFT topic's 'god will not forget his promise to you'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work around 8:05am this morning.
-sadly, i didn't have enough time to fall back asleep before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles, before she got me kitted and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything before i was finally allowed to sit down.
-breakfast was one slice of toast, which i buttured (well, margarined :P) and jammed :P myself. sadly, awful PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era did the spreading. for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-lol, i'm such a well-behaved child, that when PIG mum ordered me to go poo before we left, i went to the bathroom and pooped. :P but of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-today, we listened to michael leung's 'never apart' all day and of course PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-i went to the loo once when we arrived @ UQ. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. and as usual, she wouldn't pass me a gossip mag to browse before she flounced off downstairs to pay margaret, but luckily, i only had a short wait before my student came for mr. not caleb, coz he was working with someone else, but this girl called sth like lana.
-under sonia's instruction, she Forced me to walk inside.
-today, we started with some reachy gymball work for both hands. helping jana/dana/whatever her name really is :P was another girl named brittany.
-next, i went for several laps of walking along the parallel bars. both forwards and sideways.
-after that, some mat work, before i finally ended with some balloon tennis over the gym ball.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo (again gleefully forcing me to dak myself) before driving us off to the bakery to pick up one pork salad roll, one 500mL chocolate milk (of which i only got one mug) and a custard danish for my arvo tea.
-coming back home was nightmarish. >< for some reason, dad and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod the hallway again, again and AGAIN! >< but FINALLY, i was allowed to eat my lunch - my yummy pork salad roll and one mug of my chocolate milk, which of course i drank 'incorrectly'.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-well, i've got about 1.5 hours for myself before carol gets here - time for bejeweled!
-have i said yet? i'm trying to make today as enjoyable for me as possible, coz today marks THREE YEARS since i was released from the insane asylum!!! :D (it's more commonly known as the P.A hospital :P) fingers crossed that dad'll really take me out for dinner tonight - third time lucky! see, i got out in 2008. i tried asking PIG mum could we please go out for dinner on the 23rd of may, 2009, but she refused, saying she was too tired from working during the day to go out tonight. so i tried again in 2009, and this time 'twas dad who said he had to prepare for work the next day and we couldn't eat out, either. but finally, third time lucky - i tried again this year, and PIG mum finally agreed after she decided that it'll be good for her to gleefully FORCE :( me to hike up and down the stairs once everyday. >< *sigh* but elf and erf say it's worth it, for eft. :)
-so yeah, dunno if i'll be back online after carol leaves, or we'll be out for dinner! one thing i do know: house is finally back on tonight!! :D
-toms: prolly just a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio. dunno who's taking me out to toastmasters yet, either. must ring. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post42b

good evening again! em's new final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 5141 and the new spam count for the weekend's six. righteo, events for today?
-breakfast this morning was one slice of toast with some jam and marg (literally. PIG mum applied the jam first, then, @ my request, added the butter. :P)
-one loo trip before dad tootled us off to church.
-lotsa ppl @ bible study today!
-after one loo trip, i headed downstairs. morning tea was one bikkie, one quarter-triangle of bread and one mug of coloured water.
-then i went inside to the lil kiddies room, ready to tell my story!
-aunty peggy's awesome, she knew i liked aunty michelle's craft making, so paired me with her!
-after my story today, we made masks! thanks to aunty michelle who helped me a lil with mine.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo then took us to foodcourt.
-sorry, i can't help it. i get PISSED when there is an AVAILABLE disabled parking downstairs, yet PIG mum simply REFUSES to TRY park there, coz, in her words, "i'm a crap driver." well, goodness knows that justin bieber could prolly drive better than you, but seriously, would it really KILL you to just TRY?!
-actually, she was so horrible she wouldn't lemme use the handrail to walk down! then she only gave me half a footlong ham sub with a 400mL water for lunch. >< luckily, i got about five chips from hungry jacks and the last bite from his whopper burger, else i'd have been really hungry! goodness knows i'm not full anymore with so lil to eat. i know how much PIG mum loves restricting me to less and less and less, but ... like, back about ten years ago, i only got a one piece and chips from KFC for lunch; now i get a two piece feed. in other words, a six-inch sub's not enough to fill my tummy!
-anyways, after PIG mum tootled us home, i went to the loo once (of course she gleefully forced me to do everything) then i tootled online till my guests arrived! kwany, fiona and julz~
-we just sat and chatted for ages, before julz held ela and i walked to the gobbling :P table.
-kwany brought this very high-tech version of monopoly - it's got no money, but credit cards! you just swipe the ATM and add/deduct money as desired!
-we played several games of skip-bo, that numbers game - we all won one game each. :)
-then we finished off the vanilla ice-cream that kwany brought over ages back! just one heaped tablespoonful each - that's equivalent to like ONE MONTH of how much PIG mum gives me each wednesday!
-i walked them out, then PIG mum watched me take a shower - of course, i washed my hair today, and PIG mum also gleefully forced ela to scrub various body parts around forty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my socks, AFO and laces then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-dad offered me the chance to plop online, but refused to watch me walk there. in that case, no deal. i just sat and read my book club novel until dinner was called.
-rice tonight, with lotsa bok choy, some chunks of red ... sth fish, and one tiny little slice of pork, which i of course saved for last. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with less than one teaspoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-then aunty nga and mickey rang! he was a good brat tonight, who called me 'emily' once when i asked him, "mickey, will you call me 'em biu jie'"? :D
-i went once more to the loo before i returned online. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-actually, i went once more about fifteen minutes ago. this time, awful PIG mum was so busy watching television she couldn't be bothered watching me walk there and back. but i made the trip safely. :) meaning my final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 5281. sweet, i'm past five grand. :)
-toms: just UQ physio. fingers crossed that dad'll lemme get a pork salad roll and a chocolate milk for lunch! also fingers crossed that PIG mum will lemme buy a pastry for arvo tea with carol!
-actually, toms night's a very special night! see, toms, may the 23rd, marks THREE YEARS since i've been released from the insane asylum (more commonly referred to as the P.A hospital :P)! and, in exchange for being able to gleefully FORCE :( poor em up the stairs and gleefully FORCE :( poor her back down them again, PIG mum has finally agreed to tell dad to take me out to dinner to celebrate! :D the first year back, she refused coz she was tired from work, the second time dad refused coz he had to prepare for work the next day, but third time lucky! :D actually, i told PIG mum that i was gonna send out a cry on facebook and see if anyone could have dinner out with me, i think that's why she finally agreed. :P
-anyways, hope everyone has a great week! i'm off to play bejeweled now!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. and house returns finally toms night - YES! :D
P.P.S. also must ring CODA toms and ask what happened on saturday. >< hope hina's alright!

sunday post42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 4494 steps today (if i get back online later, i'm fairly certain i'll have passed, i'm fairly certain i'll have passed 4.5 grand :P), secondly, TWFT topic's 'get your shaker ready!', thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's six, and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after my SHINE visitors leave!!! but they should arrive soon, so just hoping i can bbl with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post42d

one final good evening! actually, em's final, final plodding total for saturday actually now stands @ 4079, coz PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes. >< but i just passed four grand, yay. :) goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i also got my feet toasted :P and aunty nga rang again! she said that lil mickey pig refused to take an arvo nap, but during dinner was so exhausted he fell asleep! but she says she'll tell him to ring me toms. :) i also spoke with aunty lai, who told me that her church fellowship's gonna have a BBQ toms! but i wonder why she doesn't like that kinda stuff? too crowded?

saturday post42c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday (provided stupid nature doesn't call) now stands @ 1866. righteo, continuing events?
-stupid hina didn't come! >< i asked for the phone @ 4:45 but dad wouldn't lemme ring them til 4:45, and i only got the answering machine, anyway.
-when PIG mum got home from her comfy massage, i went to the loo again before returning online. i've read lotsa news today. :)
-dinner: another half bowl of the fried rice that kris cooked for me, plus lotsa lettuce. sadly, awful PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of rice green tea (which was sweetened with less than one teaspoonful of honey) 'incorrectly'. then i returned online.
-toms: just church, then most prolly lunch @ plaza. fingers crossed i'll get some visitors from SHINE fellowship, otherwise i look forward to spending several good hours online. :)
-oh, yeah. after dinner, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to hike up and down the stairs once. in return for that, she's PROMISED to take me out for dinner on monday, the third year since i've been released from the insane asylum (more commonly referred to as the P.A hospital. :P)!
righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. *sigh* coz hina didn't come today, i didn't get a shower, and i doubt PIG mum'll lemme skip one toms. poor ela's already bracing herself for the worst. *sigh*

saturday post42b

good afternoon again! em's new final plodding total now stands @ 1522. sweet, i'm just past 1.5 grand. :) oh, and i'm still owed FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after hina leaves!!! anyways, let's start with last night's events first!
-after one loo trip, dad tootled me off to SHINE fellowship listening to jacky cheung.
-we swapped rooms with uni and workers fellowship tonight! they were having their hotpot, see. lol, when lee wandered over and said hi, i asked him please to save me a porkball, but he forgot! >< :P
-for worship last night, i sang amazing grace. that's the only song i'll sing out aloud until july.
-thomas led us on another bible study last night, about god's grace for us.
-poor grace led right after worship, actually, coz she was feeling crook. >< hope she feels better by next week!
-dr. dr. tai took me once to the loo afterwards; i managed fine.
-then i sat outside and had a yak with her, waiting for dad to come pick me up. right now, she's learning about computer languages! not c++, though.
-dad took me home, repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz. i was pissed because he refused to help me take of my bra strap (actually, he accussed me of not learning how to take it off myself >< but i SWEAR, mother has NEVER taught me how to do it myself before! ><) and not only that, he accussed me of shaking pedro. i haven't done that for months!!!! ><
-sat: one more reason i was pissed last night: dad refused to lemme fully empty my bladder last night, meaning i had to get up overnight and use the pot. :P *sigh*
-sat: kris came for me five minutes late, although she claimed that she was on time by her car clock.
-after ten more minutes, she got me kitted, then led me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. after, i went to the toilet for two tinkles before she held my wrist and i walked out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i wrote questions for jack while kris prepared my breakfast.
-i ate a ham and egg sandwich cut into two rectangles and drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished eating breakfast, i asked kris please to give ela a massage - but she stopped after ten minutes! apparently, she's got carpel tunnel?
-instead, i asked her please cook me some fried rice for lunch. lol, i don't think she's used a gas stove before - she dropped the f-bomb after i taught her how to turn it on. :P
-kris also made me one mug of warm milo, sweetened with some honey. actually, swap the tea and honey around; i had the milo for breakfast and the tea for morning tea.
-after morning tea, she gave ela a massage for fifteen more minutes, painting her black today. i've discovered that kris is really racist - i don't really like her. :(
-kris took me once more to the loo and i did a stinky unspeakable before she left. i was pissed coz she'd given me one full bowl of fried rice, but dad took more than half of that out and gave me lotsa lettuce instead! >< meaning lunch was LESS THAN HALF a bowl of fried rice. :( dad only gave me a mug of water to flush that down with, coz kris had been super heavy-handed with the soya sauce.
-then i went over to type out and print jack's questions for him.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before he arrived. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-jack's going good, hey. he finished everything quickly and we had time to chat for about twenty-five minutes before i returned online and dad drove me home.
-well, if hina gets here on time, she should be here in five minutes. fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1142 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "put god 'first' in all things" and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online after jack leaves!!! but he'll arrive @ 1:40, so fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 42c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2337 and the final, final spam count for the week's still twenty-two. righteo, final events for tonight?
-dinner was rice, lotsa lettuce, about three slices of beef and three yummy wee slices of pineapple, which i of course saved for last. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy hot mug of rice green tea, sweetened with 2/3 a teaspoonful of honey (so says PIG mum) 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer.
-off to SHINE fellowship soon! we're doing another bible study tonight.
-toms: tess can't make it toms, so kris is coming instead. i haveta write chapter sixteen questions for jack, who's coming @ 2am.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 42b

good afternoon again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 3116. righteo, events since my first post?
-after PIG mum tootled us home, i went to the loo once. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything, and what's worse, she even gleefully FORCED :( me to hike up and down the stairs once! ><
-then i plopped online. aunty anne and uncle sam popped in to deliver some groceries.
-when aunty frances came, she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty frances who rinsed my hair out for me, freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty frances flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and had another tinkle. aunty frances rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was jamming elf's shoe on.
-aunty frances Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. when i passed the staircase, i yelled upstairs to PIG mum to please come downstairs and feed me that lil box of sultana bran buds they were handing out @ the supermarket.
-'twas yummy! i fed PIG mum one bud too; she agreed. :)
-i returned online, but went to the loo once more when aunty frances left. meaning my new plodding total for friday's now 3238.
-righteo, off to get my naruto fix now! fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2949 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'identify the source'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty-two and fourthly, em's still owed TWENTY-ONE MINUTES online after aunty frances leaves!!! righteo, let's start with last night's nights events first!
-the carer came fifteen minutes late, @ 4:45pm. and her name's not murray, but mari - she's japanese!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the bathroom for my shower - no hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before mari flipped off the nice hot water, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. mari rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after she rinsed the floor for me once, and yelled for PIG mum, who gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to mari's car.
-mari tootled us off to garbo. i gave her directions there, but couldn't remember where the underground carpark was! meaning we went around, and around, and around ... XD
-after i pushed sparkless to the library, i settled down with feist's 's the king's buccaneer' for a good forty minutes of happy reading. :)
-mari came back, took me once to the loo, then i walked to foodcourt with sparkless.
-i got my usual: a two piece feed with an orange juice, extra chicken salt on the chips, just gravy instead of potato and gravy and a kookies and kream krusher. that comes to like $13.70 mari got herself some chips/gems/wedges with gravy from bucking bull, but complained they weren't hot enough. she also drank a mango and passionfruit boost juice, which she gave me the last mouthful of. 'twas nice, but i got BRAINFREEZE! ><" :P
-mari took me once again to the loo after dinner. era took the opportunity to quickly open and close the taps one hundred times. i'm all done until next tuesday, now. :)
-next, we went to woolies and picked up bread for that. then i had enough to buy myself one yummy sausage bun from breadtop for breakfast toms! :D
-actually, i STILL had leftover money! final stop - maccas for a soft serve. :) i noticed that they sell cookies for one dollar; perhaps i'll try some next fortnight.
-mari and i went to borders next. it'll be gone the nrxt time i go to garbo. :( so i made a point of touching several bookshelves and saying "bye" before we left.
-we went to jayjays next! i love that place - it's got some awesome tees. :D mari bought a top for her daughter, who's fourteen. her son's thirteen, and they attend moreton bay bug :P college. her hubby's japanese, unlike nobuko's, who's aussie. he works as a payroll officer for queensland health and they first met up in townsville! mari guessed i was twenty-one, BTW. :P
-last stop for the night: kmart. mari found the teddy section for me. :)
-mari took me once more to the loo. she went after me, so i took the opportunity to wash and dry both hands.
-back home, repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz. :P
-oh! but now, dad can even imitate hungry! (the toothbrush holder souvenir that kwany bought for me from china) "what about me?!" dad wails. :P (see, i often sing that @ night after i've brushed my teeth and am drying my hands :P mother usually feeds him quickly to shut him up. :P)
friday:
-i used the pot :P twice last night, using it once more this morning when dearest dad left for work.
-then i returned to sleep with bear bear until PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one tinkle. i'd have liked to stay over it for two, but PIG mum shooed me off.
-after she got me kitted, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the taps several times.
-breakfast was the yummy sausage bun i'd bought from breadtop last night! i drank one mug of yummy warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-lol, i'm so well behaved i even POOP on command! XD
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to leslie cheung all day, too.
PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. after a loo trip (where she of course gleefully forced me both to dak and un-dak myself. then, @ the waiting room, she of course gleefully flounced off to pay without passing me a magazine first. luckily, there was a male carer also in the waiting room (he was minding a wheelchair-bound man) who nicely passed me a woman's day magazine which i happily browsed until caleb came for me with a walkbelt.
-eep, evil katrina put me on the dreaded tilt table today! ><
-i also practised several sit-to-stands with him and played two games of noughts and crosses (them americans call it tic-tac-toe) with rebecka.
-caleb walked me back to the waiting room, then left me with a madison fashion mag to browse until PIG mum came back from wherever she'd gone.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then tootled me off to see naz for a kebab!
-lol, i asked naz, "how's your wife going?" to which he answered, "she's not going anywhere." :P i also asked him did they want kids in the future, and he replied yes, two, because anymore would be too hard to keep count of. :P
-last stop: unique physiotherapy. not for me, thank god, but for PIG mum, who's got a sore back. come on, all the lucky thing needs to do is lie down and let vincent do comfy things to her back!
-righteo, aunty frances is here. showertime for me now, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 42b

hello again! yup, i went to the loo. and yup, spiteful PIG mum couldn't even be bothered with watching me go there and back. >< more and more i'm starting to think she's waiting for me to fall just so she can laugh @ me. :( but em's new plodding total now stands @ 3107.
sadly, no news from CODA, either. >< i guess my hopes of hitting garbo tonight have all but gone down the drain ... :(
-hallelujah! murray from workpackers (strange name?)'s coming to take me out tonight @ 4:30!!! :D but she's not coming till 4:30, meaning i'm now owed FIFTY-SIX MINUTES online!!!
-also, the momo person (wistaria) has come over to visit. she's got FREEZING hands! :P righteo, hope everyone has a good day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3014 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'at ease' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FOUR MINUTES online tonight if no-one from CODA/whichever other care agency can take me out tonight!!! okay, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work shortly before 8am. then, i tried, but couldn't fall back asleep before PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything before i was finally allowed to sit and eat my breakfast, one slice of toast with some marg and jam that i spread myself. zero thanks to nasty PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era buttered. for that, i very deliberately drank my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-tyrone kum from cathay community association came to visit us!
-we chatted. sadly, he confirmed for me that aunty frances wasn't allowed to feed me anything when she came and showered me every friday. >< *sigh* guess i'll try my luck @ PIG mum buying me two sushi rolls for arvo tea instead. actually, when i get the time, i'll write a special post about him on my special blog. :)
-i walked him out, then went once more to the loo before PIG mum tootled me off to my torture session with vincent the bloody physio.
-and torturous it was. ><
-but aunty anne agreed to have lunch with us afterwards. :)
-we went to dong fong/sunnybank oriental - they've finished renovations and have reopened!
-sadly, neither of the set meals were to my liking; as i was browsing the menu for sth yummy to eat. PIG mum decided we'd have the lunch for two between three people. *sigh* she's like that, PIG mum. always looking for ways to restrict me to less and less. ><
-but i ate one yummy charsiu bun, had some rice with chicken and salty sausage and drank a yummy cold horlicks.
-i also rang dearest dad, who was @ west end, about to eat lunch. :)
-much thanks to aunty anne who shouted us! she was also PIG mum's traffic controller, indicating which way she should turn so we could get out without causing major traffic chaos with a collision. :P
-but i STILL couldn't go home and enjoy my most important two hours of the day online! >< no, PIG mum had booked me in for some acupuncture session. *sigh*
-she took me once to the toilet when we arrived; zero thanks to her who gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went outside to wash both hands and dry ela while PIG mum went herself. era also took her turn @ turning the tap on and off.
-argh. >< while i was lying there, a docile pincushion, amay from CODA rang and said cathy couldn't take me out to garbo tonight! ><
-PIG mum tootled us home and i immediately rang CODA myself. louise said she'd try find someone for me.
-only i don't think she could find anyone, coz it's already 3:45! >< guess i can only try one last time and hope for the best ...
-well, claire said lousise is still trying to find someone, but they might not get there till 4:30. i don't really care! as long as i get to go out, i'm happy! fingers crossed ...
-hey, wasn't that wistaria momo person gonna come visit? where is she?
-anyways, i need the bathroom once now; fingers crossed i'll have some good news for you when i get back!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post58c

one final good evening! em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2546. nice, i even just passed 2.5 grand. :) anyways, final events for tonight?
-i went to the loo once after PIG mum gleefully forced me offline. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-the trouble started when i got to the gobbling :P table. dad started haranguing me for some reason, then Forced me to walk down the corridor. i took a detour into my room and sat on my bed to blow my nose.
-PIG mum intervened, gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table before gleefully forcing poor ela on 25+ mins of exercises.
-finally, dinnertime. rice tonight, with lotsa ... bok choy? two slices of beef, three of pineapple and a lil fish. of course, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with a lil honey, 'incorrectly'.
-then, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the keyboard, where i practised for like fifteen minutes before i went to the loo once then plopped back online.
-guess what? house is back! :D 23rd may, @ 9:30pm. hopefully i can persuade the parents to take me out for dinner before i get back home to watch it. see, i really wanna eat out on monday night, coz that marks THREE years since i've been released from the insane asylum! (aka. the P.A. hospital :P) i wanted to go out for dinner on the 23rd of may both last year and the year before, but the parents refused. :( the first year, PIG mum's excuse was that she had to get up early for work and was too tired to eat out, and i've forgotten the excuse for last year - sth like dad needed to sleep early for work the next day? anyways, i'm really, really hoping it'll be third time lucky next year! umm ... do you think i should start asking early (i.e. tonight, to give PIG mum more time to consider my request, or should i wait till monday arvo to ask? i'm thinking maybe i should start asking tonight ...
-toms: mr. kum/kam from cathay community association's visiting toms morning. meaning PIG mum'll prolly force me off to bed @ 9:30. she says that sunnybank oriental's closed for renovations right now, but fingers crossed she'll take me to vietnam corner instead! coz in the arvo, i've got a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< but, if i survive that, cathy's taking me out to garbo toms night! :D righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post58b

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @1961. you know, if PIG mum lets me back online after dinner, i'm certain i'll have passed two grand! anyways, continuing today's events?
-carol came about four minutes early. after discussing the benefits of lucas' papaw ointment, she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who rinsed my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped off the nice hot water, got dried, creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. i smeared more papaw ointment over my face, then carol Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-carol made me one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly' and i ate the yummy charsiu bun the parents kindly bought me back from yum cha with uncle calvin and aunty catherine.
-when i finished, i asked carol to please give ela a massage. ela got massaged for thirty-five minutes today; carol painted her sky blue with light green dots. she says she's having mexican chicken, roast potatoes and other leftover vegies for dinner tonight. she's back on monday, and doesn't have any plans for the weekend yet.
-before she left, carol took me once more to the loo for two quick tinkles.
-i signed her off, and she left three minutes early, but i didn't complain, coz she'd arrived four minutes early.
-i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM right now.
-anyways, horrid PIG mum's about to gleefully force poor ela on moere exercises. *sigh* fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post58

good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'worship' and secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 671 steps today. i might not get past 1000 today, coz i've stayed @ home all day and haven't gone out! anyways, events for today?
-oh, i think PIG mum chucked some spac attack @ me last night. luckily, she's not physically strong enough to drag me off the bed, and i'm used to all her slaps, punches and kicks.
-i used the pot :P once last night, using it once more @ 7:45am. then i spent the fifteen minutes till 8am having a silent chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and we returned to our happy snorings. :)
-aunty wendy came @ 9:30am today! coz PIG mum had to take dearest dad out for a follow-up after his small operation earlier.
-much thanks to PIG mum who made chocolate porridge for breakfast! and much bigger thanks to aunty wendy who sprinkled one teaspoonful of sugar into it for me. :)
-after that, i read my book club novel out aloud for quite awhile until almost 11am, when aunty wendy took me once more to the loo. i asked her please to pass me one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly', then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the table, aunty wendy flicked on nine's morning news hour for me. the most interesting surname i found was 'foley'.
-and i've just come back from PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes, and my new plodding total's now 1696.
-@ 11:50, aunty wendy took me to the loo again, where i did a stinky unspeakable.
-@ midday, i had lunch. aunty wendy chopped up one juicy pear for me, then lunch was some yummy pasta! she brought it in this morning, saying that christine had bought several take-away containers worth for her lunch during the week.
-she also made me one mug of chocolate nesquik, another mug i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-i rang CODA; louise told me that cathy was taking me out to garbo toms. :) monique from kyabra also rang; as did aunty anne.
-aunty wendy gave ela a massage for about forty-five minutes, then took me once more to the loo when the parents returned. they'd had yum cha with aunty catherine and uncle calvin, and they'd brought me back a charsiu bun for arvo tea! :D
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill, i sat down and got my feet toasted :P while she plodded her own twenty minutes.
-then i went once more to the loo before returning online. unsurprisingly, horrid PIG mum refused to walk behind me. :( but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-and yeah, i've got just under two hours for myself online! :) bejeweled, here i come!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post42f

good evening again! em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 5526. nice, i'm even past 5.5 grand. :) anyways, continuing events?
-i i went to the loo once before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod on the treadmill for twenty minutes. every time, i ask her @ the five minute mark does she want me to count the last nine hundred seconds down, but she always replies she'll do it and i can just concentrate on walking. but i usually keep a silent count in my head - and good thing i did today! coz just as i opened my eyes to check if i'd walked enough, the timer flipped to 20:01! "eep!" i cried, and PIG mum immediately slammed it off. huh, goodness knows how long i would've walked for her had i not been counting ... :S
-but i sat and got my toasted feet while PIG mum plodded her own twenty minutes, watching seven's today tonight then ABC's 7pm news.
-dinner tonight was rice, lotsa little tong vegetable and some yummy chicken. sadly, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of rice green tea, which was sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-i went to the loo once more after dinner. zero thanks to spiteful PIG mum who couldn't be bothered to watch me walk there and back. i'm growing more and more suspicious that she's waiting for me to fall just so she can laugh @ me. :S but luckily, i made it there and back without falling. :)
-toms: i think some guy from cathay's coming for a meeting? mr. kam/kum. anyways, i hope aunty wendy's all better and she can keep me company for three hours toms! then, hopefully PIG mum'll buy me back some sushi for arvo tea with carol and i won't haveta have a crappy toastie ... hmm... i'm given her POO, BUM and WEE with the mayo. have i given her YUK yet?
-also dunno who's taking me out to garbo on thurs night ... must ring CODA toms and find out.
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post42e

good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 3077. nice, i just passed three grand. :) anyways, events since my last post?
-hina came exactly @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. thanks to hina who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped off the nice hot water, she dried me and i got creamed. after one tinkle, hina rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing erf's shoe. hina rinsed the floor, then we held hands and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-awesome, i can always trust hina to gimme a perfect arvo tea - that's three times this month already. :)
-freaking hell, PIG mum's gonna gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody tradmill. guess she doesn't care that erf has a sore ankle. :( fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post42d

okay, a laxative makes you go do number two, what's the word for stuff that makes you go do number ones?! but again, i made it there and back without falling. :) and my new plodding total's now 2798. yay, twenty minutes of reading, here i come! :D
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post42c

hello again! gosh, that drink that PIG mum fed me, was that really a laxative?! coz nature called again, and spiteful PIG mum refused to walk behind me to the loo. :( it's a sad day when you find out that your mother values the condition of a pile of dirty washing more than her own daughter's safety and wellbeing. :( anyways, my new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2694. any yay, now i've got about fifty minutes for some reading. :)
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post42b

hello again! lol, i'm such a good girl i even POOP on command! XD of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to do everything, meaning my new final plodding total for tuesday's now 2554. nice, i just passed 2.5 grand. :)
anyways, now i've got like 1.25 hours for myself online. :) back to the news i go!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. lol, i think PIG mum's hearing's starting to deteriorate. :P i heard her pressing numbers into the phone, and called, "who are you ringing?" her answer? "strawberry." XZD

tuesday post42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2396 steps today and secondly TWFT topic's 'how much can god trust you with?' righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night, using it again when dearest dad left for work. dad also picked voem from off the floor. "silly bugger rolled off bed last night," he laughed, dropping voem back with my other teddies.
-after dad left, i spent several minutes having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and we returned to our happy snorings. :)
-PIG mum came inside later and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes". when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles. then, PIG mum got me kitted. i've noticed sth funny, actually: when's she's putting my shoes on, she always forces erf to step into the shoe herself, but with elf, she sticks the shoe into elf. i guess it's coz elf's wearing the AFO, which makes it harder for her to step into the shoe.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything before i could finally sit.
-yummy! PIG mum made porridge for breakfast! chocolate porridge, too! see, she mashed in that poor chocolate easter bunny that got squashed in the cupboard. XD
-after breakfast, i went once more to the loo. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. actually, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, but PIG mum was more concerned that i'd be late for my torture session with vincent the physio and gleefully forced me off before i had the chance to do it. lol, and she's the one who always taught me that it's unhealthy to hold it in! XD
-anyways, i think we listened to leslie cheung all day today (dunno why spiteful PIG mum wouldn't tell me who was singing, but hey, no biggie. :) and of course she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, too.
-@ unique physiotherapy, i browsed a gossip mag for several pages until vincent was ready for me.
-first, PIG mum had him look @ erf's sore ankle. he got me to write down that i had to weighshift more to the left and not lift up elf so high when i walk.
-i've got a strange task for thursday: just to open ela out flat for the entire session! that's gonna take some practice; see, ela very automatically curls up into a fist.
-i thought PIG mum said we were gonna have oven-baked fish for lunch! dunno why she changed her mind and drove us off to the woolies @ warrigal square, where she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to walk around the supermarket, pushing the trolley.
-back home, she ordered me to drink some more water. i refused, then she DELIBERATELY SPILT the water over me! dunno why, but hey, no biggie.
-i went once to the loo when we got home. there, PIG mum forced me to drink another mug of water, but 'twas too late. i didn't feel like doing a stinky unspeakable anymore. hey, but i thought 'twas mother herself who said 'twas bad to hold that in... doesn't matter.
-anyways, PIG mum was her usual horrid self who refused to walk behind me back to the kitchen, but yay, i made it without falling. :)
-dearest dad rang! i rang him back, and was greeted by "hi, PIG mum!" i laughed my head off, obviously. :P dad told me he was @ northlakes shopping centre, eating lunch @ the foodcourt. 'twas tremendously noisy there!
-one yummy chicken kebab with lettuce, tomato, cheese, pineapple and mayo for lunch. :) nomnomnom~
-PIG mum also had me drink some weird pulpy orange drink intended to make you go number two. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-actually, she just forced me to drink another mug of water for her, saying after that promoting number two drink, you haveta drink one mug of water. but i'm fairly certain i've already drunk one mug for her! oh wells ... she says she'll take me to the loo later.
-awesome, now i've got like 1.75 hours for myself online. time for some news-reading! hopefully i can come back online later~
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42c

good evening again! em's new final plodding total (and possibly my final, final plodding total, if stupid nature doesn't call again) now stands @ 1950. sorry, not quite two grand, maybe toms. :P anyways, final events for tonight?
-well, PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf and ela on like twenty minutes of exercises. personally i'm just thankful that i got out of walking on the treadmill, coz poor erf's ankle is sore. >< that's what led to PIG mum going off @ me about walking funny. i really dunno what more she expects; i already always keep erf straight whenever i remember.
-anyways, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully forced poor ela on more exercises, this time the ones for vincent the physio. but dad finally called dinner.
-pasta again tonight! with lotsa yummy broccoli, also lotsa lettuce and some leftover meat from last night's hotpot. sadly, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of rice green tea 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum spitefully refused to watch me walk to the loo again. >< i dunno why, but i made it there and back without falling. :)
-well, it's almost 9pm, fingers crossed i can stay online till @ least 9:45 before PIG mum gleefully forces me off!
-toms: save me, i've a bloody torture session with vincent the physio toms. >< but fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to sunnybank oriental/anywhere cool for lunch afterwards!
-and hina's coming to shower me in the arvo. we usually have fun together. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42b

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 1662. righteo, continuing events?
-i happily read fanfiction until carol arrived, like six minutes early! she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, had another tinkle, got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. then carol Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table after rinsing the floor once for me.
-*sigh* i only had half the bacon and cheese bun for arvo tea; dunno whether PIG mum's gobbled the other half yet. but i drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-@ 5:20, carol started giving ela a massage while she flicked on ten's news @ 5pm. ela got painted milk chocolate with mint leaf dots today. yum!
-carol's back on wednesday and her hubby's making her thick, crunchy chips for dinner tonight. another yum!
-before she left, carol took me once more to the loo for tinkles. i signed her off, she never gets a smiley face, like cathy, coz they never lemme hold their hands. :(
-i'm just listenening to nine's news, simulcast on river 94.9FM. PIG mum's just come over and harangued me for not walking proper
argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me to do more exercises for her. fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1335 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'elijah (3)', righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night, using it again when dearest dad came and kissed me goodbye before leaving for work.
-sadly, i didn't get the chance to fall back asleep before PIG mum came and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside i swung myself over for one more tinkle, then swung myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything before i finally sat down with one mug of warm horlicks - which i of course drank 'incorrectly' - and one slice of toast with one thin smear of margarine and marmalade.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail and having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully forced me to un-dak myself before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands. finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. we also listened to leslie cheung all day, too.
-when PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio, i spent the part of the journey on the highway finishing my silent chat to percy.
-PIG mum parked, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the loo, where of course she gleefully forced poor em to dak herself. then, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the waiting room, where she was her usual heartless self who flounced off to pay without passing me a gossip mag. luckily, there was a woman also sitting in the waiting room, who kindly passed me a new idea mag. she told me she's attending the NAB clinic coz she's got a bung wrist. i wonder why she isn't seeing the OTs instead?
-my student for the next five weeks's a guy called caleb. he and sonia Forced me to walk into the gym.
-lol, i even got a new posture nazi today! :P her name's rebeckah.
-today i did about five sit-to-stands and lotsa work for ela. era also did some reaching work.
-when i left, PIG mum tootled me off to the bakery to buy me a pork salad roll and a chocolate milk. i even managed to get myself a bacon and cheese bun for arvo tea! but trust PIG mum to only lemme have half, and she even gave me LESS than half a tall mug of chocolate milk! somehow, i don't really believe that portion's 300mL, but hey, @ least dad gets lots. :)
-after lunch, i read my book club novel out aloud for one good hour. :) this month's the autobiography of the guy from M*A*S*H. i remember it playing before BIRU dinner was called @ 5pm.
-before i returned online, i went once more to do the loo. of course, spiteful PIG mum wouldn't watch me walk there and back, but i didn't fall. :)
-anyways, i've got one good hour for myself before carol comes, yeah~ fanfiction beckons!
-actually, fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards! coz when carol gets here @ 4pm, i'll have just satisfied the PISSY two hours that PIG mum loves restricting me to. if i can't come back online, think i've just got a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< fingers crossed i'll escape unscathed ... but hina's coming toms to shower me; we always have fun together. :)
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post42d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 2805, and the final, final spam count for the weekend's six. righteo, final events for today?
-i went to the loo once more about 8:25. PIG mum was heartless coz she refused to walk behind me. >< more and more i'm starting to believe that's she's waiting for me to fall so she can laugh @ me. >< but i made it back without falling, and i'm also just over 2.8 grand. :)
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30. meaning i won't have time to have a chat to percy after dad leaves for work; i'll just try my best to fall back asleep before PIG mum wakes me. fingers crossed that i can buy a pork salad roll and a chocolate milk back for lunch!
-but *sigh* think it's carol coming. well, fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme buy a custard danish/snail for arvo tea, else i'm gonna haveta think of a new word to squirt for carol. hmm, let's see ... i've done POO, BUM and WEE so far. think i'll do YUK next. :P
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. yeah, i've still got thirty minutes left online. :)

sunday post42c

good evening again! em's new final plodding total now stands @ 2671. righteo, continuing events?
-before dinner, i went to the loo once. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinner tonight was spiral pasta! with lotsa broccoli and cos lettuce, random corn kernel fragments and a few wee strips of spam ham. sadly, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with a lil honey, 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online, being so spiteful she even refused to walk behind me! >< luckily, i didn't fall.
-but i'm gonna need one more loo trip @ 8:30. somehow, i'm not giving much chance of PIG mum finding her heart and walking behind me. :S
-bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post42b

hello again! em's new plodding total is now 2534, TWFT topic's 'elijah (2)' and the spam count for the weekend's five. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night.
-PIG mum gave me "fifteen more minutes" this morning but i must've fallen back asleep coz i could've sworn i still had four minutes when PIG mum poked me awake again! but i obediently got up and went to the pot :P for two tinkles.
breakfast this morning was one slice of toast with marmalade (PIG mum doesn't have the habit of spreading butter; i think she's trying to wean me off that too :P)
-i went to the toilet once more before dad tootled us off to church.
-uncle chong led our bible study, sth about devotion.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the service hall.
-originally, i sat @ the back row, but julz held ela and led me to the fifth front row, where i sat beside letty and aunty jessica.
-poor em had to stand for 3.5 songs today. 3.5 coz peter pie came halfway through the fourth song and lemme sit down! :) not that i sang anything out aloud, of course.
-today's speaker was steve nation, and there wasn't any communion afterwards.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then dad tootled us off to plaza.
-i shared an ultimate burger meal with dad today, meaning i got one slice of chicken, the bread roll with a lil butter, exactly ten chips and i drank a chocolate with pearl. PIG mum was EVIL and HEARTLESS coz she refused to lemme hold onto the rail when she was gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back to the 4WD.
-dad tootled us home. oh, almost forgot: we listened to jack cheung all day (after the trip to church) and of course PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-i went to the loo once then popped online for three minutes until thomas and daph, my visitors for today, arrived!
-we watched this short animated movie today, about joseph. thomas quizzed me both before and after the movie. then he prayed for us, before daph helped me once to the loo and they left roundabouts 4:30. and guess what?! daph's PREGNANT!!!! :D
-i rang madam hippo - woah, she's doing some full-on break your head stuff! parkour, or sth funny like that.
-then, aunty nga rang. :) she wants me to proofread sth for her later.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^