Monday Post 253d

Potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2023. Ha, I'm just over two grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Now @ 4:49pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:49. That's today's quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight now. XD
• The teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking again for the pot :P shortly before dearest dad comes to kiss me goodbye, retuck the teddies and I into bed and leave for his hard day's work.
• The teddies and I cuddle and snore for another hour, me waking again for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum starts her a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me with a crop top (blasted hydro ><) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and 
  continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, 
  rising above His near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Breakfast is some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) bread, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small mug of that fake chocolate milk. Over breakfast, 
  I spent another ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Breakfast finished, I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above His near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Thanks to PIG mum who let Alyssa in when she arrived about fifteen minutes late, thus saving me from a potentially disastrous walk to the front door. She then went shopping, leaving Alyssa and me to do one hour's worth of totally impractical exercises. I didn't mind, coz Alyssa lemme stay seated today and I could fully concentrate.
• After using the loo for one tinkle, I walked Alyssa to the front door, said my thanks and byes. Then I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above His near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• At 11:30am, I happily watched Seven's morning news. All the reader's names, interesting surnames I found and weather forecast are in some earlier post.
• Once the morning news finished, I used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above His near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Lunch was one yummy can of Campbell's Cream of chicken soup with another slice of dry (unbuttered) toast. Since this morning me just biting from the toast and holding the bowl to drink the porridge from had worked so well, I decided to do that again with the soup. Alas that PIG mum didn't like that and took my soup away, saying she wouldn't gimme the soup back until I'd gotten myself a spoon! Fine. As fast as i'm able to nowadays (which alas, is pretty damn slow ><) I got myself a spoon, sat back down and screeched @ PIG mum, "You LIAR! You SAID you'd gimme back my lunch once I'd gotten a spoon! Well, I did but you HAVEN'T!" >< XD
• After lunch, PIG mum tootles me off for blasted hydro. >< Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listened to 97.3FM all day and coz RUNCORN POOL'S JUST DOWN dAW rOAD, eRA ONLY HAD THE TIME TO HELP eLA STRETCH FOR TEN MINUTES, BEFORE eLA OPENED AND CLOSED HER PALM 100 TIMES, HOLDING EACH FOR A COUNT OF FIVE. eRA ALSO HELPED RUB eLA'S FINGERS FOR FOUR MINUTES. -Sorry, shrieking! >< XD
• As expected, hydro was awful. >< But back outta the water, PIG mum had a surprise for me: a beautiful dark blue BATHROBE! Turns out she'd only bought it this morning! Only 'twas shoddy quality; once I'd been wrapped in it, I noticed 'twas already falling apart coz Ela had tufts of blue fur around her hand! Yup, it's just from Kmart. XD
• Back home, I took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• Lol, the first time I see Tina every month, I give her a chance to see if she remembers my routine. I mean, Tina's been looking after me for AGES! But nope, she failed right from the outset: I asked her, "Remember what's first?" And she was like, "Cream!" *sweat drop* 
• Anyways, I got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one final one when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
• Back outside, PIG mum has already cut up some papaw and left in the fridge for Tina to get me; scatterbrain Tina reaches for the plate then spills it! >< There are three lil chunks left, which I quickly wolf down; Tina goes to ask PIG mum what else I can have for arvo tea. Answer: an apple. not very yummy, but hey~
• I happily read Bill Clinton's memoirs for one hour before using the loo fr one more tinkle then returning online.
  
  Cheers,
  
  Em. ^^
  
  P.S. SEVEN'S 6PM BULLETIN WAS READ ALOUD BY bILL sHORTEN AND sHARYN gHIDELLA. -sorry, shrieking again! >< XD All the interesting surnames I saw: Ravn, Babbos (heard), Pisasale, Whop, Hassan, Lion, Frecklington, Kadak (heard), Calver, Walton, Sacre (pronounced Say-ka), Greenhalgh (pronounced Greenoldge), Eyers, Titmus, Laidler, Hine, Unscinki, Shibisaki (heard), Greenbird, Ricciardo, Aubusson and Antoniolli.  1AUD =69.95USc. Shane Webcke read the sports report.