Friday Post 276g

one final good evening and greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2815 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week's now twenty-seven. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• For arvo tea I do the cup practice with Kim (guess we're outta bananas but luckily the pear was juicy and very soft) and drink one mug of peppermint tea. I also happily read Sam Thaiday's memoirs for one hour; think I'll finish the book before our next book club! As for Kim, after she cleans the bathroom she very gently and very sporadically massages Ela for around one hour whilst watching her mobile videos.
• Before Kim leaves @ 6pm I go and do a stinky unspeakable. She's back toms arvo and taking me to Mr. Jay's concert! Luckily, her shift doesn't end till four so she'll see me showered before leaving. But perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me, coz I'm using Sparkless2 toms.
• Hence why Besta's coming really early, @ like 8am! Perhaps Daddy Bear will give her the Bear Bum because she's come hours earlier than usual and disturbed his beauty sleep. XD
• Will haveta do HEP with PIG mum toms night, when she wakes from her long arvo nap. I seriously hate it when she always times the HEP to coincide with when dearest dad arrives home from wherever he's gone; she just enjoys showing off to him how much power she's got over me and what a piece of sh*t I've become … >< *sigh*
• And fingers crossed dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner somewhere toms night! It's always really dangerous when he waits until Sunday … what if sth suddenly comes up??
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed SEVEN posts; that's only ever happened like eight times before! XD