Saturday Post 235c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3626. Not bad, hey, considering I’ve not left the house today! Anyways, continuing today’s events?

• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, washed and dried Era and walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea’s one yummy banana and one mug of green tea but my main joy’s that I get to read for one more hour, coz it’s only Saturday’s I get the chance to spend ¼ of the day with my nose buried in a book! :D As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom, she sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for like seventy minutes while watching her nutrition videos.
• After watching the sports report, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle then back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Kim’s not back till next Wednesday … wonder who’s coming Monday?
• After she’d left, PIG mum flew down from pigland, immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
• I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk on the bloody treadmill for twenty-five minutes for her. It’s honestly dangerous: she’s already upped the speed to 2.2km/hr and doesn’t stand behind me like Ethan/Alicia does, I’m pretty sure she’s smugly waiting until I trip, fall awkwardly and injure Era, which’ll really leave me totally dependent on her, because Era’s my functioning hand, and if she’s out, I’m totally useless! >< *sigh*
• I thought we’d have dinner afterwards, but think again: next I had to let PIG mum gleefully force mostly poor Ela on 35+ minutes of stupid exercises for her. How horrible’s she: she actually turned the recorder on her mobile on, so she could record all the commands she gave me, so she could show off to all the aunties she drags out for their coffee and gossip session just how much power she has over me! *sigh*
• Before dinner, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: more of the yummy fried rest Besta cooked me for lunch; trust PIG mum to add an entire bowlful of soup vegetables (hairy melon and carrot) into it. Oh, think there was some salmon, too?
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup and there was dessert! Thanks to PIG mum’s workmate, Debbie (sp?) who gave her this lil green tea and chocolate cake thing; PIG mum and I shared half each~
• After taking my bowl to the sink, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Saturday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^