Monday Post 300c

Good afternoon! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 850 (but going out next). Righteo, continuing today's events?

• Shirley and I cuddled and snored, me waking to kiss dearest dad bye and use the pot :P once more when he went do to sth. 
• For another hour, Shirley and I cuddled and snored, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum begins her usual a-THUMPING around upstairs. Oh, and I finally remember my first dream! I've become a baby bird and I'm waiting apprehensively for mumma bird to throw me from the nest! o_O XD
• PIG mum comes to hit me with the eye goo and help me with the crop top (argh, blasted hydro ><) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted. When I relate to her my dream, she's like, you idiot, I would've flown down and caught you before you smashed and killed yourself on the ground. XD
• Now @ 1:22pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 8:07. Promise I'll nor play again until toms. XD
• After getting myself mostly independently kitted, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and  continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*Cheers,
  Em. ^^