Sunday Post 309d

Good evening! Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1864. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from her long afternoon nap, she gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
• First, I had to let her gleefully FORCE :( me walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day's washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! Even worse was that I had to let her gleefully me to bend down not once, not twice, not thrice but FOUR times to retrieve pegs clumsy Ela had dropped whilst taking down the day's clothes. *sigh*
• Second, back inside I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me one juicy orange, in which I found like eight little seeds. That I didn't really mind coz I was seated and could fully concentrate.
• Chinese tea poured and drank, I walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• So a nice hot shower for me today - I wash and rinse my own hair. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 23% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off; after mother dries my back I do all the rest. She doesn't feature again until it's time for my AFO and after I put both feet into shoes, the shoelaces.
• After lifting the loo lid, I ask PIG mum please for another mug of water then do my second stinky unspeakable for the day.
• That done, I wash and dry both hands, get myself a spoon for dinner and then sit down.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa hairy melon and some chicken. Pity I've gotta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold the dumbbell, but hey.
• Dinner's spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which Ela IMMEDIATELY releases the dumbbell and I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• Maybe the soup I drank tonight was a MASSIVE bowl? I've had to relieve myself THRICE already! XD
• Anyways, hopefully bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Sunday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em.^^