Monday Post 309d

Good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ exactly 1500. Nice number, huh? XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• That done, I wash and dry Era before walking myself slowly and safely online, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• At midday, I use the loo for anther tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely to the dining room,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I ask PIG mum shall I get the toast from the freezer? Since dad's not home, she's said before we can make toasties for lunch, right? WRONG; in her perverse NEED to always show off her power over me, she's cooked cream of chicken soup and orders I get myself a spoon. *sigh*
• After lunch, I walk myself slowly and safely back online,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Lol, Tina simply can't come on time, can she? For her FIRST SHIFT THIS YEAR WITH ME, she arrives three minutes late! I've started a spreadsheet with her to record how late she comes every week. XD
• PIG mum sends us down to Woolies to buy one box of tissues; on the way, I Whatsapp dearest dad and he immediately videocalls me! He's with Karry biu jie today~
• Back home, I take a nice warm shower - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I'm really all finished after13% but happily lean fully against the side rail and water myself for another tinkle before calling for Tina.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, get dried, have another tinkle then get creamed. When Tina rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she's doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when Tina's washing my glasses for me. Lol, on the first Monday of every month when I see Tina, I give her the chance to see does she remember my routine (usually I prompt her every single step), today was an epic fail because she (1) forgot Elf's AFO then (2) forgot I needed a pad! XD
• Back outside, arvo tea was one yummy banana. I also made myself one big mug of white tea with two sugars, since PIG mum had gone swimming. Lol, Tina only gave me black tea but I got the milk, got the sugar, poured half the black tea into the bin (coz Tina refused to toss it down the milk for me; I obviously wasn't gonna coz what happened if I slipped then fell??) then added two sugars and milk. Yum for me and Tina decided she had better clean the bin. XD Then I happily read for one hour before watching Westlife YouTube videos; there's a live show of them from only last year!!
• Before Tina left I used the loo once more for two tinkles. Since she came three minutes late, she just sat beside me and told me she was having pork salad for dinner and I'd be seeing her next Monday. PIG mum smugly butts in cya @ the pool and I'm like sh*t resuming blasted hydro already. >< *sigh*
• Toms: Vincent wouldn't tell me was I having physio with him toms and Kat jie jie hasn't seen her Facebook Messenger! Personally I'm just PISSED that I'm having to resume physio in the FIRST bloody week of the year. >< *sigh*
• Looking forward to seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap @ her. XD
• Haven't checked the new roster yet; must find out who's coming to mind me 4-6pm.
• Has small group resumed yet? Will askl~
• Righteo, hopefully bbl tonight else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^