monday post 99c

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 4623. righteo, continuing events for today?
-after i finished eating my awesome bun, i placed ela onto the table and told her, "please start massaging her when you're reading. i'll just be reading." *sigh* you know, the one thing i honestly hate about PIG mum's new awfully diabolical showering regime is that it deducts from the time i have to read after i finish my arvo tea! >< see, some days, i'd get as much as thirty minutes to read, but now, i'm lucky to get even fifteen. :(
-carol started massaging ela @ 5:25pm, but for five minutes less than usual, because she stopped @ 5:50pm to watch me struggle to put on my jacket before taking me once more to the loo for two tinkles. i also had time to lean briefly against the side rail and ask percy to please help me get through the night.
-carol's back on wednesday, and she's just having leftovers for dinner.
-i returned happily online until the phone rang. 'twas our neighbour, uncle alan, looking for dad.
-unfortunately, the phone awoke PIG mum, who tumbled downstairs almost immediately after i'd hung up-after gleefully forcing me offline, she immediately forced poor ela on lotsa exercises, then gleefully forced poor elf to endure fifteen minutes of the less (but STILL! ><) painful calf stretch.
-hey, brb!
cheers,
em. ^^