wednesday post 140

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1572 steps today (which digi proudly reports also equals 530m or 24.2kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'the power of forgiveness (1)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online when i get back home from mt. gravatt!!!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 117b

heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! firstly,  em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 3170 (yeah, i'm over three grand) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'crisis intervention' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed TWENTY-THREE MINUTES online!!!! *sigh* the list grows longer every time i go out @ night! >-when carol arrived (she's sixty-one, BTW), i went for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-*sigh* i've only got five minutes left online, so super-quickly:
-arvo tea was my yummy leftovers from lunch and one mug of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-carol tootled me off to toastmasters~
-and, coz our toastmaster didn't attend tonight (he was away selling his car? weird excuse!), neil and leonard got me to do the TOASTMASTER role!!
-hope i did alright~ i was just thankful that speechfest meant there wasn't a general evaluation, meaning i didn't get evaluated! XD
-before returning home, carol and i went through the warrigal square maccas drive-thru, where i used the offer on our docket yesterday, the two dollar fries and cheeseburger deal~ carol's back next next saturday arfternoon.
-back home, i wolfed down the chips (i'd finished the burger @ maccas then returned online.
-toms: another mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty mecky's coming to mind me for three hours.
-but i think she gets to leave early coz i'm going to see that disability employment agency person! fingers crossed i can secure a paid job!
-carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-and best of all, it's ice-cream night toms night! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 117

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2658 steps today (digi proudly reports that 2658 steps also equals 900m or 39.9kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'have realistic expectations (2)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online after i get back home from toastmasters tonight!!! argh, why the hell does awful PIG mum always gleefully force me on so many stupid exercises especially when she knows i'm going out that night and won't have the time to return online after i get home?! i mean, i'm always willing to return online for the remainder of the pissy two hours PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to everyday, but by night time, she says she's too tired. >< anyways, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once more this morning, before spending ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-happy snorings with daddy bear followed until dearest dad left for work and came to kiss me goodbye, when i used the pot :P again.
-more happy snorings with daddy bear followed, plus one more pot :P trip, before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling:P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one mug of water. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, after PIG mum randomly chucked some cow @ me.
-before leaving for vincent the bloody physio's place, i went to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the camry.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to brian mcfadden's 'the irish connection' all day, too. when PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's for a torture session, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes.
-hmm, carol should arrive really soon, so super-quickly:
-physio today: sat first go, did exercises for ela and bent down to touch ground @ least thirty-five times.
-had lunch @ the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant! aunty jenny's gone back to china for a holiday, but i had the sweet and sour pork with rice; delicious!
-back home, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-next, PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch
-and finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-but carol's taking me out to the toastmasters speechfest tonight! PIG mum's already said i can get a cheeseburger and small fries for dinner~
-toms: another torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty mecky will come spend three hours with me; dunno if PIG mum's nagged some random aunty to shout her out for lunch yet; prolly! XD
-carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-and wednesday night's ice-cream night! lol, it doesn't matter that PIG mum only gives me about 1.5 level spoonfuls of ice-cream each wednesday; a lil's better than none @ all! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 117d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4812. sorry, i don't quite make half a normal person today; another day, perhaps. oh, and digi's final, final report: 4812 steps also equals 1,54km or 73.9kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:05pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards!
-amanda's coming to supervise my shower in the arvo, then taking me to the toastmasters speechfest! PIG mum says not to try for third time lucky, so unless KFC responds to my query by toms arvo, i'll just get dinner afterwards from maccas. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 117c

good evening again! firstly, em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 4706 (digi proudly reports that 4706 steps also equals exactly 1.5km or 72.2kcal XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'food and drink'. righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-after watching the sports report, i spent a lil time happily reading fanfiction, until PIG mum awoke from pigland, immediately and gleefully forcing me offline.
-so i went and did a stinky unspeakable first, also leaning briefly against the side rail and asking percy the saint/angel please to help me get through the rest of the day okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the sink to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table, not for dinner, alas, but to gleefully force me on some stupid exercises for her.
-first she gleefully forced poor ela on 20+ minutes of exercises.
-next, she gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch.
-finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-before dinner, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, rising above god's all-encompassing hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: alas, the yucky rice has returned. >< but @ least there weren't any greens! XD just lotsa bean sprouts and three yummy slices of ling fish (me: BAHAHAHAHA!! XD).
-dinner was washed down with one mug of 'bol lei' (say that in canto)! yup, that came from the little gift box we received from janice's and evan's wedding reception!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online, but she says i can stay online till 9:45pm, yay!
-so fingers crossed i can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing tuesday!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 117b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2846, with digi proudly stating that 2846 steps also equals 870m or 43.9kcal. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when carol arrived just before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so one nice warm shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO). then i went over to the loo for one tinkle before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-afternoon tea was the two yummy inari that i'd bought after physio today, plus one mug of strawberry tea, my official cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-when i finished, i continued reading david pelzer's third autobiographical book and PIG mum came to yap with carol.
-today, carol massaged ela for exactly thirty minutes, painting her the 'dun darn' (say that in canto) colour with ginger coloured dots today. yes, PIG mum treated her to some~
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo. she also helped me put on my kakashi jacket before leaving, and she's back wednesday.
-me, i'm about to watch the nine's news sports report. fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 117

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2545 steps today (digi proudly reports that 2535 steps also equals 860m or 39.2kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'have realistic expectations (1)'. righteo, events for today?
-lol, i ALMOST had a great night's sleep last night! note that 'almost'. yup, i was awoken by PIG mum STOMPING around upstairs! XD
-i also used the pot :P once more around 6:50am, before having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
~the pot :P was used once more when dearest dad left for work, although i'm not certain that i fell back asleep after he left before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-after she came back, i used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.-BREAKFAST WAS THREE YUMMY WEETBIX WITH THE THINEST AND SHORTEST STREAM OF HONEY EVER. HORRID pig MUM ALSO FORCED POOR ELA TO POUR THE MILK AND - sorry, shrieking! >< - she also chucked some almighty cow @ me, meaning i'm exceedingly tempted to sing myself to sleep tonight, but we'll see how things go. while munching my yummy weetbix, i continued my chat to percy; see, i refuse to get angry with PIG mum because of this, because i know it's not her fault! all the church aunties and uncles are always telling me what a loving, kind, caring and compassionate person PIG mum is, and i agree with them!  it's not her fault that god's made her so selfish and self-centred that she somehow thinks that only she suffers, that she suffers the most and that my life is piss easy for me because i've got carers to do everything for me! i'm sorry if it makes me a bad person, but i can't help but wish every single day that PIG mum really could suffer and struggle the most, not because i'm spiteful (that's god) but just because i wish my life could be a tiny little bit easier for me. only every single time i think that, i always take it back in the next breath, because i don't want god to be as cruel and unfaithful to my mum as he has been to me! it's enough that he's destroyed my life completely; the only thing i can be grateful/thankful to him for now is that my mum's life is so easy for her! sure, i know if you listen to her whinge/whine/complain/moan/groan, you'd probably think that indeed, only she suffers and struggles and that my life is piss easy for me coz i've got carers to do everything for me! but like i've already ranted, the only thing i can be thankful/grateful to the cruel and unfaithful god for is the fact that mother's life is so EASY for her. i'm just talking about the normal things: like, when the phone rings, she just goes and answers it; she doesn't need to think about which foot to move next, which side to put your weight on, nor that her very next step could send her crashing to the ground ... >< 
-now that i've recovered from my case of verbal diarrhoea... XD after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ. Of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to jay chou all day, too.
-i spent most of the trip with both eyes closed and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. opening them somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes before ela opened and closed her palm about sixty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then kindly left me with that MS magazine before going downstairs to pay margit.
kevin came for me with a walkbelt. today, there were two third-years watching!
-physio today: lotsa work for ela (mostly cones), ten sit-to-stands and four laps walking along the hallway.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before leaving. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes before ela opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-horrid PIG mum wouldn't take me to dong fong/sunnybank oriental for lunch, even though i'd offered to do the grocery shopping @ coles first. :o(
-no, she tootled me back to warrigal square and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all through woolies to buy dad's milk, along with other random items.
-just back home for lunch. :o( but i enjoyed the yummy rice, lotsa dad's home-grown hairy melon and some salmon. the lemon green tea i did drink holding the mug 'incorrectly', though.
-after lunch, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo before plopping online @ the computer, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's overwhelming, all-encompassing hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><\\
-fingers crossed i can have lunch @ the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant afterwards! PIG mum's going through a sadly spiteful streak atm and refusing to take me out anywhere, but hopefully she'll come back to her senses soon.
-amanda's coming to help with my shower toms, then we're going to the toastmasters speechfest! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 117d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3397 (digi's final, final report: 3397 steps also equals 1.13km or 52.1kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 8:30, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's all-encompassing hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: 10am physio session with kevin @ UQ. josh and i can celebrate that the broncos won. XD
-fingers crossed i can get some udon @ the sushi train for lunch afterwards!
-also fingers crossed that i can bring back one sushi roll home for arvo tea with carol; shame that awful PIG mum has banned soya sauce from my diet, but oh wells.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 117c

good evening again! idiot digi won't open for me, so just continuing with today's events?
-after bible study, PIG mum took me once to the loo, before i grabbed a mini sausage roll and sat down. originally, i wanted to grab a mini meat pie too, but PIG mum wouldn't lemme. :o(
-when the bell rang, telling everyone to disperse, i hiked up the stairs for the english service. where was uncle leung and aunty jessica?
-today i seated seated for worship. :o) i sang everything, meant absolutely nothing and also sang the harmony for three songs.
-there was communion today, then dear uncle/pastor chong delivered the last of the ten commandments series that pastor chris has been preaching about.
-after service, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then dad tootled us off to plaza.
-it's getting colder now, and i was hoping for some warm food; PIG mum restricted me to sharing a chicken footlong sub with her. i drank a white tea from hungry jack's without any sugar and thanks to dad who shared four of his chips from a medium whopper hungry jack's meal with me.
-did PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through woolies with her to buy some groceries? lol, i've forgotten. XD
-when joey, dr. banana and julz arrived, joey insisted we all play charades!
-first, though, i read out that 'step by step' story that i wrote and perky edited.
-for chardes, dr. banana teamed with me, while julz went with joey.
-we did movies first. joey insisted i stand to act some; i stood and sid 'titanic' and two others.
-next, we did professions! julz was evil and chose gynaecologist!  poor joey just lay on her back and mimicked pulling sth out between her legs. XD
-after i went to the loo once more, we finally went to sakuraya for drinks!
-i stuck with my usual: yummy okinawa chocolate milk tea with pear, normal sugar without ice. the sneaky girl tried getting me to have half ice, but i was like, "nup. no ice." joey got some kinda milk tea with pearl also, but julz and hannah skipped coz they had both gotten some drink from rainbow tea when they were @ plaza earlier. wonder why i didn't see them?

-we just yakked away~ julz insinuated that both joey and dr. bana were getting married soon, and came up with ridiculous new names for the rest of us. XD
-afterwards, joey tootled us home, and i said my thanks and byes.
-alas, PIG mum demanded i shower; poor ela was gleefully forced to scrub various body parts like twenty times. obviously, i washed and dried my own hair.
-afterwards, i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum only helping with elf's AFO.
-back outside, i tootled online until aunty a arrived and dad called dinner.
-before joining them though, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's incredible hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa bean sprouts, lotsa dad's home-grown hairy melon and a lil chunk of salmon with a squirt of lime juice.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of papaw soup, before dad walked behind me over to the sofa, coz PIG mum demanded i watch the voice with her for ten minutes before returning online.
-anyways, back online now, but will need the loo once more @ 8:30pm (can't wait till 9pm. XD) fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total, the final, final spam count for the week plus whatt's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 117b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3020 (yeah, i'm just over three grand. XD) digi proudly reports that 3020 steps also equals 1.01km or 45.9kcal. XD oh, and joni's devotional topic's 'justified and sanctified'. righteo, events for today?
-yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:05am, and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-then i think i fell back asleep with daddy bear before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. after that, PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table to brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one small bowl of coco pops (my sunday breakfast!), all my usual drugs :P and one mug of water that i held 'incorrectly' while both parents were upstairs changing. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and dad tootled us off to church. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, but while dad was driving, i also finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-at church, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then left me with william's bible study class and joined the canto service.
-today, william taught from lesson thirteen: holy rituals.
-dinnertime! fingers crossed i can bbl, coz i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TEN MINUTES online!!! ><
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 117

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1939 steps today (digi proudly reports that also equals 650m or 29.3kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'whatever it takes'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just three but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online after i hopefully bbl with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 117d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 3470 (remembering that around 700 of those steps were plodded last night). and digi's final, final report for saturday: 3470 steps also equals 900m or 41.1kcal. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-alas, just after 8pm, PIG mum did gleefully boot me offline.
-after one quick loo trip (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, she gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty-five minutes.
-back online now, just chatting with merry. and dearest dad's just arrived home from cell group. :)
-toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. well, i'm most looking forward to getting some coco pops for breakfast! XD also fingers crossed i can have lunch @ plaza and have some visitors in the arvo ... lol, think i'll refuse to go to bed until PIG mum checks the roster and tells me who's coming to visit me; i've been asking her to please check since the beginning of the week! ><"
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 117c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1980 (remembering that about 700 of those steps were plodded last night @ ray's place); digi proudly reports that 1900 steps also equals 630m or 29.2kcal. XD righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-when PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she kindly attached a new string for digi, before calling me over for dinner.
-first, though, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, and without any greens!! XD instead, there was lotsa yummy sweet potato, one chunk of yummy tofu and some salmon squirted with a little lime juice.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of yellowy and pork-tasting (but without any pork XD) soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer.
-and if that's not bad enough, she's gonna gleefully FORCE :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her after a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes @ 8pm. ><
-oh wells, fingers crossed i can bbl after all that with my final, final plodding total plus what's happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 117b

heylo again and good evening! well, idiot digi won't lemme know how many more steps i've plodded since 4pm, so i'll just note down that joni's devotional topic's 'sanctification' and continue with today's events!
-carol lockwood arrived just before 4pm; PIG mum showed her around the house and taught her the routine she's restricted me too. teeheehee, she thought i was only twenty. XD
-thankfully, she left us alone after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the bathroom for my nice warm shower - hairwash today. also thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-while i washed, carol told me that she lives in mt. gravatt, is divorced, has one son (who turned twenty-one @ the end of last year and is an apprentice electrician/plumber) and one daughter (who's twenty-nine and works in the aged care industry interstate somewhere) but no pets.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was repinning digi back onto my pants.
-after rinsing under the shower chairfor me, carol and i held hands and walked out to the gobbling :P table together.
-alas, horrid PIG mum has gleefully restricted me to only half a toastie and green tea, but @ least i also had four slices of yummy mandarin. lucky carol got white tea.
-carol and i just chatted before she massaged ela for thirty minutes, painting her aqua with white spots today.
-at 5:55pm, carol took me once more to the loo for three tinkles, before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she's back next fortnight.
-well, it's just after 6:30pm now and nature's starting to call, so hopefully PIG mum'll come downstairs soon and call dinner. anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i did take myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. only digi's string broke! o_O will haveta ask PIG mum to please tie him a new one.

saturday post 117

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1404 steps today (keeping in mind that just over 700 of those steps were plodded last night; digi proudly reports that 1404 steps also equals 470m or 21.7kcal XD) and secondly; TWFT topic's learning 2b tactful'. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
~after one more loo trip, dad tootled me off to ray's for small group!
-lol, i still can't remember: are there eleven/twelve/thirteen/fourteen steps to ray's place? XD
-but yay, someone had left the white plastic armchair for me again. complete, blessed safety. :o)
-while people were still arriving, jeff was helping himself to some chocolate. reaching for the packet, i griped @ him, "next time, bring chocolate WITHOUT peanuts! i've got a peanut allergy!" XD jeff defended himself with, "april brought them!" to which she shot back, "they're my dad's!' XD
-last night, we just continued bible study. thanks to nat who helped me once to the loo around 8:40pm; i managed fine by myself.
-also thanks to ray who poured me half a glass of milk before pole tootled me home.
-and a final thanks to PIG mum who waited up for me. :o) repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz.
-today: lol, i'm sure i could've had an awesome night's sleep had it not been for PIG mum THUMPING around the house during the wee hours of the morning! XD
-tess arrived like ten minutes early today, but set to cleaning the house and i didn't get outta bed till 10:45am.
-after tess got me kitted for the day, we walked over to the bathroom where i brushed my teeth. also thanks to tess who'd prepared everything for me.
-i drank one tall mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', then went over to the loo for four tinkles, also leaning briefly against the side rail and having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era, before tess and i walked out together to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-thanks to dad who made ham (thinly cut spam!) and eggs and thanks to tess who cooked the bread yummy and added one slice of cheese for me. i also enjoyed one mug of tea, white and two, holding the mug 'incorrectly'. hey, PIG mum now restricts me to white tea only once a week, but hey, i'll manage.
-afterwards, i read the news on tessa's iphone while she very gently massaged ela for about thirty minutes.
-tess took me once more to the loo for three tinkles @ midday. lol, pins and needles meant i nearly fell over when i stood up! o_O
-back @ the gobbling :P table i drank one warm mug of milo holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-then i rang aunty nga. little mickey pig answered and said sth about the fact that they're gonna own goldfish!
-tess took me to the loo once more after the phone call, and one last time before she left.
-lunch was around half a bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice, one bowl of soup and one cup of grapes!
-then i plopped online to await PIG mum's arrival.
-when she did get back, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-cool, i've got about thirty minutes for myself now! will check out that christian dating website that tess told me about.
-some new carer's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm! hope she's nice~
-toms: just church, nothing special. fingers crossed i can have lunch @ plaza afterwards and get some visitors who'll take me out for drinks @ sakuraya in the arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^

riday post 139b

heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 5150 (ha, i'm just over half a  normal person today XD). digi's final, final report for today: 5150 steps also equals 1.74km or 79.2kcal XD) oh, and joni's devcotional topic's 'justification'.  righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-yup, i went and did a stinky unspeakable before aunty lucia came and supervised my shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was repinning digi back onto my pants.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, which was the yummy chicken sushi that i'd bought with PIG mum earlier. i also drank one warm mug of yummy lemon green tea holding the mug 'incorrectly' and sucked the teabag once. XD
-before aunty lucia left, i went once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-alas, i couldn't return online after she left, coz PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-that was followed with a painful standing calf stretch, and culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-anyways, she's plodding her own twenty-five minutes now. dad's writing invoices for work, and me ...
-i'm off to ray's for small group soon!
-toms: tess comes @ 10am, then some new carer, carol lockwood, @ 4pm! hope she's nice~ anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 139

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3303 steps today (digi proudly reports that 3303 stepsa also equals 1.12km or 51.3kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "secure in god's presence"; thirdly, the spam count for the week's just six but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves!!! righteo, events for today?
~woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work @ 7:50am; after he left, i had a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, although i'm not too entirely certain that i fell back asleep after dearest dad left for work.
-after PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes,", i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one mug of water, which i held 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him -please to help me get through today okay.
-after breakfast, PIG mum glefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; she also chose to listen to that nasally andy hui first too, not that i paid any attention: both my eyes were closed coz i was finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. mother also chose to randomly throw some cow @ me, but i refuse to get mad @ her, coz i know it's just the cruel and unfaithful god trying to ruin my day.
-opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helps ela stretch for five minutes, before she opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum takes me once to the loo, then kindly leaves me with some 'country living' magazine to browse while she goes back downstairs to pay margit.
-kevin comes for me with a walkbelt. physio today: two laps along the hallway, ten minutes on the tilt table, eleven sit-to-stands, work for ela and two more laps along the hallway to finish up.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled me off to see naz for some lunch!
-alas, naz forgot to go fishing; no fish and chips for me. >< XD i just enjoyed a kebab; PIG mum bought me an apple and carrot juice. it's fairly yucky ...
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me back to warrigal square, where i went once to the loo.
-then i went into the sushi train and bought me some yummy chicken sushi for arvo tea~
-then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk through woolies and buy dad some milk, before tootling us home.
-back home, i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's incredible hatred and not letting him push me over.
-well, aunty lucia should come around 4pm to help me with a shower, although i think i'm gonna do a stinky unspeakable first.
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-i'm off to ray's tonight for small group!
-toms: tess comes @ 10am for three hours, someone new called carol lockwood's coming to supervise my shower in the arvo! hope she's nice~
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 139c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2449 (and digi's final, final report: 2449 steps also equals 810m or 37.7kcal. XD) righteo, final, final reports for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's incredibly overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning UQ physio session. fingers crossed i can get some fish and chips from naz for lunch afterwards!
-aunty lucia's coming to help with my shower around 4pm.
-and i'm going to ray's for small group toms night! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. it's only 9:10pm right now, time for my naruto fix! XD

thursday post 139b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total now stands @ 2315 (digi proudly reports that 2315 steps also equals 770m or 35.6kcal XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'for the beauty of the earth'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when the doorbell suddenly rang, i walked myself slowly and safely to the door, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-only the door was locked! "hello?" i called through the door, "can you hear me?" 'twas aunty shuk lai jie jie! "i've brought sth over for you guys!" she called! i called back, 'awesome, but the door's locked, sorry! gimme a sec and i'll get dad!" then i walked myself slowly and safely to the stairs, again rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. grabbing the stair rail, i hollered, "oi, dad, aunty shuk lai jie jie's @ our door with something for us! only the door's locked and i can't let her in!" phew, dad heard, came downstairs and received some kinda pastries!
-alas, PIG mum came downstairs also, immediately and gleefully forced me offline, demanding that i shower. poor ela. >< obviously, i washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum only helped with elf's AFO.
-*sigh* she only lemme scrub each body part literally a few times, saying that dad had already told her that dinner was ready, meaning i skipped my pre-dinner loo trip, but then she went upstairs for her own shower and dinner wasn't served till like 8pm! >< *sigh*
-and 'twas the yucky rice tonight. :( although 'twas with lotsa yummy sweet potato! also lotsa dad's home-grown hairy melon, and two small chunks of salmon.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy lemon green tea. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the benchtop and get it, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the table to sit down and drink it, but for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY held the mug 'incorrectly'. oh, and i sucked the teabag once. XD
-after dinner, i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week tomorrow!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 139

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1948 steps today (digi proudly reports that 1948 steps also equals 650m or 30.1kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'the cost of a god-given dream (3)'. righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night and once this morning after dad left to play sport with some church uncles that he'd organised last night.
-before returning to sleep with daddy bear, i spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P several more times before PIG mum came into my room. when she did, i groused @ her, "unless dad's taking us out, i'm not getting outta bed till 5:50pm." PIG mum just laughed. "he's taking us out," she said. "get up."
-so after one more pot :P trip and three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen to brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was just one weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever. just one, coz 'twas already past midday! while i ate, i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-before leaving, i went once more to the loo for two tinkles. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt; dad decided that he'd listen to sam hui all day, too.
-dad tootled us to some pub somewhere! there were comfy leather sofas @ the entrance~
-as usual, dad got us two meals between three to share, meaning i got very little, but that was expected. we shared a chicken caesar salad, this meat pie and some garlic bread. PIG mum and i drank water; dad drank sth like a victoria bitter.
-after lunch, we went for a wander down to the jetty. some happy snaps were taken; i'll post them on facebook when i find the time.
-and that was the day! one more loo trip, then dad tootled us home, then i plopped online. i think both parents have gone upstairs into pigland. XD
-fingers crossed i can bbl after dinner tonight, else:
-UQ physio toms morning.
-fingers crossed i can see naz for some fish and chips for lunch!
-aunty lucia's coming to help with my shower @ 4pm.
-and i'm off to ray's place for small groups toms night; we're still doing bible study from second tim.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 139d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 4089. yeah, i'm just over four grand~ oh, and digi's final, final report: 4089 also equals 1,3km or 57.4kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:15pm i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's incredible hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: ANZAC day public holiday! dad's rung all his mates and they're gonna play soccer in the morning; as for me, well, if dad doesn't come to take me out somewhere, i'll sleep till 5:45pm then get up and watch seven's 6pm news. XD righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 139c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ ... lol, idiot digi won't open for me! XD so, just continuing with tonight's events, then~
-when PIG mum came downstairs, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-thus followed a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, and culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. luckily, though, it's getting much cooler now, meaning i didn't require a full set change of clothes afterwards.
-dinner afterwards: alas, the yucky rice has returned. :o( that was with lotsa yummy beans, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon and some salmon that he'd bought near mcwhirter today! PIG mum squeezed some lime juice onto the fish for me; 'twas nice (if sour. XD)! oh, and before dinner, PIG mum randomly forced me to play random games on my ipad for her, restricting me to only using my pointer. hence why i'm only using my middle finger to type now, but come toms, i'll go back to using both fingers.
-sadly, horrid PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the kitchen bench top to grab my mug of yummy lemon green tea; for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY held the mug 'incorrectly'. oh, and i sucked the teabag once. XD
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table. dunno what she's doing now, but dearest dad's ringing random church uncles and organising some soccer toms!
-as for me, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9:15pm after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for wednesday plus what's happening toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 139b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for today now stands @ 1334 (yay, i'm over one grand~; digi proudly reports that 1334 steps also equals 340m or 15.6kcal XD) and joni's devotional topic's 'a list of tears'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when carol arrived literally one minute before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and opened it for her. only PIG mum had locked the flyscreen! >< meaning i'd walked myself back slowly and safely over to the stairs, grabbed the railing and yelled upstairs, "mother, i can't let carol in; you've locked the flyscreen!" mother quickly tumbled downstairs, full of apologies. XD
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and dried my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), had another tinkle then mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era). i mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO) and had one last tinkle when carol was repinning digi onto my pants for me. then she sent me over to the loo. i went, then realised i felt like doing another stinky unspeakable! asking carol for one mug of water, please - my second to hold 'incorrectly', i did another stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and asking percy the saint/angel please to help me get through the rest of the night okay.
-afterwards, carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. arvo tea was the yummy tuna sushi that PIG mum had kindly bought for me (though without any soya sauce, alas), plus one mug of yummy orange tea, my final cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-when i'd finished eating, carol massaged ela for thirty-five minutes. i finished 'the dinner' @ 5:35pm! then i just continued reading a man named dave; carol also taught me that a tank top's basically a singlet that isn't underwear.
-carol took me once more to the loo before leaving. she's back on monday, has nothing happening for the public holiday toms and will be having a chicken burger with the lot for dinner tonight.
-me, i've just finished watching nine new's sports report; will get my facebook fix now. XD fingers crossed i can bbl after dinner tonight, else hope everyone's having a smashing week and will enjoy the public holiday toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 139

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 879 steps today (digi proudly reports that 879 steps also equals 190m or 8.7kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'the cost of a god-given dream (2)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves @ 6pm tonight!!!! righteo, events for today?
~woohoo, awesome sleep last night! i didn't wake and nature didn't call until dearest dad came and kissed me goodbye before leaving for work @ 8am.
-after dad left and i used the pot :P once, i spent the ten minutes till 8:10am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking up twice more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P i also continued my mostly silent chat with percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-after breakfast, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-when that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to westlife's 'face to face' all day, too.
-while PIG mum drove me to see vincent the bloody physio, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes.
-physio today: sat first go, did exercises for ela, bent to retrieve things from ground several times and bent to touch ground about fifty times. oh, and ela opened the loo door and held onto the rail.
-thanks to PIG mum who bought a yummy pork salad roll for my lunch before she tootled me home, where aunty mecky was already waiting (we were about five/ten minutes late).
-first, aunty mecky completely changed me (i tend to sweat incredible amounts whenever i see vincent the bloody physio; i think it's just the stress).
-around midday, when she fed me about fifteen yummy green grapes (i gave PIG mum one), i also rang dearest dad, who said he was @ mcwhirters and had bought some salmon!
-lunch was my yummy pork salad roll plus one cold mug of milo, my first for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, aunty mecky took me to the loo for two tinkles.
-then, while i read 'the dinner', aunty mecky did the rubbing for ela for almost (but not quite) twenty-five minutes, before taking the next thirty-five minutes off and yakking on her phone while i continued reading.
-she came back shortly after 1pm and continued for less than twenty minutes. meaning when PIG mum comes home, aunty mecky's just standing there, watching television and looking like she's doing absolutely nothing.
-before she left, aunty mecky took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's got the public holiday off toms, but has one more job this arvo, helping some elderly man with his shower.
-as for my own shower, carol will come supervise it around 4pm.
-so fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms ...
-it's the ANZAC day public holiday! well, if dad's not gonna take us out, i'm just gonna stay in bed, cuddle daddy bear and drowse all day until 5:45pm, when i'll get up, brush teeth then go have dinner. XD
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 116b

heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 4078, joni's devotional topic's 'the touch of the master's hand' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWELVE MINUTES online after PIG mum gleefully forces me offline @ 10pmn!!!!! >< it's not effing fair, those two hours are the MOST IMPORTANT two hours of the day for me!! originally, when we came home @ 2pm, i asked PIG mum to please allow me to spend my most important two hours online and that after i got home from toastmasters i'd let her gleefully force me to do whatever stupid exercises she wanted for as long as she wanted, but she said no and now i'm left being owed AGES of time online!!!!!
-but lisa pear came (poor amanda's sick), nice warm shower for me - hairwash today, also thanks to lisa who rinsed out my hair for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-dried, creamed and rekitted, arvo tea was that weird eel and cheese sushi with one mug of fruity tea, my mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-lisa tootled me off to toastmasters, listening to 101FM, but she didn't stay with me, like she did last meeting.
-my warm-up segment went well, but i only learnt today that war's a forbidden subject @ toastmasters! whoops, sorry!and i was chosen for table topics!
-i'm never gonna try KFC for dinner after toastmasters again: again, they had no cheeseburgers left, and when i asked for a small meal, i got only the burger! >< my only hope for chips will be from naz on friday; must remember to give PIG mum everything her own way for that to happen.
-PIG mum was late home coz of some smash along mains road.
-toms: another torture session with vincent the bloody physio, aunty mecky will come spend three hours with me then carol's supervising my shower. oh, and ice-cream night toms night, yeah. :o) righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
'em. ^^

tuesday post 116

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3562 steps today (digi proudly reports that 3562 steps also equals 1.2km or 55.2kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'the cost of a god-given dream (1) but thirdly and MOST IMPORTANTLY, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after i get back from toastmasters tonight!!! why the eff does PIG mum always demand i do stupid exercises for her whenever i get to go out that night?? she should KNOW that those two hours online are the MOST IMPORTANT TWO HOURS OF THE DAY FOR ME, because that is the ONLY time when i'm doing something for MYSELF! like, optus yes time; emily me time!!!! >< anyways, just super quickly?
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the smallest and thinnest streak of honey ever.\
-i did a stinky unspeakable before PIG mum tootled me off tosee vincent the bloody physio.
-phy7sio today: sat first go, did exercises for ela. bent to pick things from the ground @ least five times, then ela opened the toilet door @ the end. she also grabbed some lollies, two/three yummy mentos. :o)
-PIG mum tootled us back to warrigal square, where she gleefully FORCED :( me to buy random groceries before we had lunch @ the sushi train. horrid PIG mum restricted me to just the vegetable tempura udon, while she herself got her preferred kakiage udon.
-back home, after one loo trip, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 25+ minutes of stupid exercises.
-then she gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch.
-finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. erf's corn kinda hurts, now. :o(
-anyways, lisa pear's taking me to toastmasters tonight! fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else:
-another mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty mecky comes to mind me for three hours. think lucky PIG mum's getting shouted out for lunch by some random church aunty.
-and carol comes to supervise my shower in the afternoon.
-best of all, it's ice-cream night toms night! like i keep saying, a lil's better than none @ all!
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 116b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 4687 (and digi proudly informs everyone that 4687 steps also equals 1,54km or 69.5kcal XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'we will have trouble'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when carol arrived literally one minute before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above god's incredible hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice warm shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO). she then sent me over to the loo for one tinkle before Forcing me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*sigh* today, horrid PIG mum restricted me to only fruit. still, the pear and grapes were yummy. and, i tried a new fruit tea, apple! i was afraid it'd be disgusting, coz i don't like apple juice, but luckily, it wasn't too bad. oh, and that was my official cup for the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then, while i read 'the dinner' out aloud, carol massaged ela for exactly thirty minutes. unlike annette, who sometimes start massaging ela while i'm still finishing arvo tea, carol never starts until exactly 5:25pm.
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo. she's back on wednesday, but i forgot what she's having for dinner tonight, sorry.
-alas, i couldn't return online after she left, coz horrid PIG mum immediately and gleefully forced mostly ela on 30+ of stupid exercises for her.
-next, she randomly gleefully FORCED :( me to side walk six laps along the hallway.
-that was followed with a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch
-and finally, that all culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her, meaning i needed a set change of clothes afterwards.
-dinner; the yummy rice, lotsa home-grown hairy melon, lotsa soup potato and carrot, some cod, some beef and several strips of yummy BBQ chicken, which i saved for last, of course.
-only, PIG mum wouldn't lemme return online after dinner! >< no, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and get my book club novel, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table, where she demanded i sit and digest my food until 8:30pm before returning online.
-but i asked her could i please return online every five minutes, until she finally relented and lemme return online @ 8:20pm. actually, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the kitchen benchtop to grab my yummy lemon green tea, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table to sit down and drink it, but i was very careful to hold the mug 'correctly' for her.
-actually, PIG mum said she'd go with me to the loo and back @ 9pm before plodding on the treadmill herself, but she's vanished upstairs to yak on the phone ... gosh, hope she comes back downstairs soon!
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9p,/9:15pm with my final, final plodding total for today and what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 116

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2411 steps today (which digi proudly reports also equals 810m or 36.5kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'your heart condition'. righteo, events for today?
-woohoo, great sleep lsdt night! nature didn't call until 6:50am and after a pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes until 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, daddy bear and i cuddle and snore happily together, until dearest dad comes to kiss me bye before leaving for work.
-once dad leaves, PIG mum quickly in, poking me with "fifteen more minutes." when she comes back, i swing myself around to the pot :P once for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realise i feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast is three yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one tall, full mug of water.
-before leaving, i go and do my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces me to dak myself, but i also lean briefly against the side rail and continue my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-once finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-off she tootles me to UQ for physio. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces me to buckle my seatbelt all day; we also listen to westlife's 'face to face' all day, too.
-while PIG mum drives, i close both eyes and finish my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helps ela stretch for five minutes before ela opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum takes me to the loo onces, then hands me over to kevin, who's already waiting with a walkbelt for me.
-physio today: two laps walking, lotsa block work for ela, about fifteen sit-to-stands and two more laps walking @ the end.
-PIG mum takes me once more to the loo, then drives us back to the warrigal square little singapore to meet kesara for lunch!
-he's not there when we arrive, turns out he'd gone to the little nonya @ market square! XD
-but when kesara gets there, i introduce PIG mum and him, then we order!
-as usual, PIG mum demands we share; i chose dark soya sauce BBQ pork with rice, which was yummy. i got to have my own drink, though! i chose some yoghurt drink with lyche boba!
-also as usual, PIG mum dominated all talk, while kesara and i munched away. meaning when we'd both finished, PIG mum still had a huge portion left. XD
-turns out that kesara's mostly vegetarian! he ordered sth called lohan, which is just rice with lotsa vegetables.
-PIG mum shouted kesara and before tootling us home, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk through woolies to buy some milk. and ling fish! it comes with free marinate, now! i chose some garlic and herb soya sauce one, then warned PIG mum, "if it tastes disgusting, it's not my fault."
-back home, one loo trip for me, then i tootled online. actually, i spent twenty-five minutes doing some editing work for michael first!
-well, carol should come in like ten minutes to supervise my shower.
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-mid/late-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ the calamvale and chinese BBQ restaurant afterwards!
-amanda's coming to supervise my shower then taking me out to toastmasters toms night! righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 116c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2811 (digi's final, final report for sunday: 2811 steps also equals 950m [hey, maybe i'll pass 1km toms XD] or 42.7kcal. XD) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-dinner afterwards ... lol, can't remember what i had, just that dad chucked some cow @ me. meaning i'm definitely singing myself to sleep tonight, screw counting!
-afterwards, PIG mum demanded i sit on the sofa and watch the voice till 8:30pm. luckily, she lemme back online @ 8:20pm.
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: UQ physio @ 10am.
-then, we're meeting kesara for lunch @ the warrigal square little ntona! not sure how badly PIG mum'll restrict my lunch food intake, but hey, as long as i have some food to take back for arvo tea with carol, who's coming to supervise my shower, i won't complain.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 116b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2767 (digi butts in that 2767 steps also equals 0.93km or exactly forty-two kcal. XD) and joni's devotional topic's 'follow the wrangler'. righteo, continuing events for today?
-of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day. as dad drives us off to church, i close both eyes and finish off my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-at church, PIG mum took me once to the loo - my monthlies suddenly arrived! - then left me with dr. lee's bible study class.
-dr. lee taught today! and maybe he was overly long-winded, coz by the time bible study finished, PIG mum went with me once more to the loo and i went to find myself some morning tea, there was nearly none left! ><" XD
-anyways, after morning study, i went to tell the story to the lil kiddies! 'twas nice not to haveta sing the ESS worship songs for once; the lil kids singing's quite amusing!
-then i told my story! the hilarious thing was that again, aunty peggy asked me please to tell the story in both english and canto! lol, i was like, "how the blazes do you say 'cleft palate' in canto? XD in the end, i just explained that some babies were born looking different. :o) afterwards, aunty michelle said i'd done a great job. :o)
-we made bookmarks! originally, aunty michelle said we had to make them and give them to ppl who attended our church's spring fair in september, but i was like, "oh, but mine's so pretty, i wanna take it home myself!" then aunty michelle said i could! :o)
-when that was all done, PIG mum came to get me. i went once more to the loo, then plopped into karen's car, and vincent drove us off to little singapore for lunch!
-about twelve people had lunch together today; when i came inside, daph looked @ me, smiled and said, "i've already ordered your favourite ho fan for you, em." :o)
-we all just drank water; thanks to dr. dr. tai who kept my bowl filled; i never had to ask for a refill!
-afterwards, vincent tootled us back to church, and karen took me once to the loo, where i managed fine by myself.
-about thirteen people met for fellowship today. vicky led worship, the most i managed was seven consecutive canto words. XD
-then vicky led bible study! like last year, we're still doing john. i was with bernard, thomas and ... kenix? vicky wrapped up @ the end. and lol, i got horrible 3:30-itis @ 2:45pm! XD
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me home and i plopped online until she demanded i shower, poor ela. ><
-i washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped only with elf's AFO.
-hey, fingers crossed i can brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 116

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2306 steps today (pedro proudly adds that 2306 steps also equals 780m or 35.1kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'thank you' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just two. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once again this morning around 7:05am. then i spent the ten minutes until 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, daddy bear and i cuddle and snore happily together, until PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she comes back, i use the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum gets me kitted. then she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one small yummy bowl of coco pops; see, i'm really only having it each sunday! whie the parents are upstairs changing, i also continue my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
~church time, and PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the car. argh, PIG mum demands i go shower now; poor ela. >< well, just noting that i'm still owed THIRTY-FOUR MINUTES online!!! hopefully bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 116d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 3161 (keeping in mind that like 700 of those steps were done last night @ pole's place); digi's final report for saturday: 3161 steps also equals 1.06km or 47.3kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 7:45pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-then i read harry potter fanfic happily, until PIG mum came, booted me offline and gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-one more loo trip for me, before again walking myself slowly and safely back from the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. well, the special thing's that i'm doing the little kiddies storytelling and that SHINE fellowship's on afterwards! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 116c

good evening again!em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1681 (keeping in mind that about 700 of those steps were plodded last night @ pole's house; digi also proudly reports that 1681 steps also equals 560m or exactly twenty-five kcal. XD) righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-before dinner was called, i went to the loo once more. then, thanks to PIG mum who helped me put my rilakkuma jumper on; it's getting cold! ><
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa reverend lam's pumpkin (which tastes like avocado to me), some cod and one tiny scrap of soup pork. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of yellow-ish coloured soup; actually, i'd also had one before dinner.
-then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for saturday plus what's happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

SATURDAY POST 116B

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1580 (remembering that around 700 of those steps were plodded last night; digi proudly adds that 1580 steps also equals 530m or 23.5kcal XD) and joni's devotional topic's 'a spiritual prayer'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when annette arrived just before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice warm shower for me today - i washed and rinsed my own hair.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO.
-annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own arvo toastie - and alas, she almost lemme make a double perfect one! two cheese, check. two ham, check. but we've run outta mayo. :o( i also drank one yummy mug of lemon green tea holding the mug 'incorrectly', my last for today'.
-and wow, annette massaged ela for like fifty minutes today! she's honestly got some strength, when carol does it, i can barely feel anything, and when aunty mecky does her rubbing, i feel absolutely @ all. XD
-before leaving, annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. i won't see her again for ages! see, amanda's taking me to toastmasters on tuesday, thursday's ANZAC day (public holiday = no carer to come supervise my shower ><) and annette's not rostered on for next saturday!
-aunty a's arrived for dinner; she's going to church for some thing afterwards. horrid PIG mum's already threatened me with all these stupid exercises after dinner. >< so, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 116

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1221 steps today (keeping in mind that about 700 of those steps were plodded last night @ pole's place; digi proudly reports 1221 steps also equals 410m or 18.2kcal XD); secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'am i glad to see you!' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'are you searching for contentment?' righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-before dad tootled me off to pole's place, PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful fifteen minute calf standing stretch, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-so dad tootled me off to pole's place, randomly chucking some cow @ me when i got out of the car. i refused to get mad with him, though; i know it's just the cruel and unfaithful god's way of trying to get @ me.
-inside pole's house, matthew was playing the playstation (he opened the door for me) while ray and jeff were taste-testing the mince that pole had cooked.
-someone prayed for us, then we tucked into our yummy burritos! i think we all muvhed two; hungry jeff munched three. and we all drank yummy ribena with ice cubes.
-afterwards, @ 7:30pm, pole walked behind me over to their sofa, where i watched the kiwis play the mighty kangaroos! kelvin arrived and he sat on the sofa beside me; we had a bit of a chat.
-pole also walked behind me once to the loo about midway through the first half; i managed fine by myself.
-but everyone left just before 9pm! pole walked behind me to the loo once more, kindly passed me half a mug of milk then drove me home.
-only i refused to sleep right away! no, the kiwis had scored right on halftime; i needed to watch the match!
-the parents booted me off to bed once the mighty kangaroos scored two more tries. dad assured me victory was theirs.
-so repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz.
-today: woohoo, awesome sleep last night! it almost didn't happen; see, i was first awoken by dad using the downstairs bathroom, but hadn't realised i was busting yet. so i try to return to sleep, only dad boils the kettle! now, our kettle has this awful way of letting everyone know it's boiled. "BEEP!" it screeches. "BEEP!! BEEP!!" huh, sleep spoiled. >< but going to use the pot :P once more, i notice with relief that it's 6:05am, just in time for a great night's sleep.
-anyways, after the pot :P trip, i spend ten minutes until 6:15am having  a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss PIG mum goodbye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work. spending another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, daddy bear and i cuddled and resumed our snorings together, me waking twice more to use the pot :P before tess suddenly arrived, ten minutes early!
-the most amazing thing was that i'd already fallen back asleep when dad left @ 10:05am!
-after dad left, i didn't fall back asleep again, but just cuddled daddy bear and dozed until tess came and got me up around 10:40am. there wasn't any point trying to sleep, anyhow; vacuums are LOUD!! XD

-when tess came back, i used the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back to bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. tess got me kitted, then we walked over together to the bathroom, where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who'd already prepared everything for me.
-after drinking one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', i went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishi my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-when that was done, i went over to wash and dry era, before tess and i walked out to the gobbling :P table together.
-thanks to dad who made ham and eggs with very thinly sliced spam ham! tess fried the bread over the saucepan with some butter, added one slice of cheese for me, then also made me one mug of twinings lady grey tea, white and two, my second to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished breakfast, tess gently massaged ela for thirty minutes, while i did my SHINE fellowship bible study homework and practised the story i'm telling the lil kiddies toms.
-at midday, tess took me once more to the loo for three tinkles. back @ the gobbling :P table, she made me one mug of warm milo sweetened with some sugar, my third to hold 'incorrectly'.
-while tess went and cooked me some fried rice for lunch, i rang aunty lai and spoke with her for almost ten minutes, then rang aunty nga and spoke with her, uncle fung and little mickey. the small brat, he hung up on me - AGAIN! XD
-tess took me once more to the loo before leaving @ 1pm. dad wasn't home yet, so i just read 'the dinner' until he got home and fed me lunch - almost one bowl (but not quite, alas, never quite XD) of tessa's yummy fried rice.
-that was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then i made my way slowly and safely to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-yay, now i've got about twenty minutes to get some reading done. :o)
-annette's coming @ 4pm and aunty a's coming for dinner tonight.
-toms: just church, nothing special. no, the special thing can be that i'm doing the lil kiddies storytelling and that we've got SHINE fellowship in the arvo~
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 138b

heylo again, good eveningand one final good evening for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 5056 (ha; digi says i'm just over half a normal person today; his final report: 5056 steps also equals 1.7km or 77.3kcal. XD) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-oh, joni's devotional topic's 'am i glad to see you!' although i prolly won't have time to read it till toms.
-just one thing of note about last night: i had a three piece feed for dinner last night! it's only available thursday till sunday, and only cost eight fifty! @ first, annette said that my mother prolly wouldn't agree to me having that, but i won her over with the cheap price: the normal two piece feed cost just over ten bucks!
-oh, one more thing about last night: i talked on annette's mobile with her daughter, rachel! see, annette rang rachel to find out which DVDs luke wanted, i asked annette, "can i say hi to rachel, please?" she nodded, and i was just about to yell, "hi, rach!" when she passed me her mobile! rach told me that she was just cleaning her room, and when i gave annette her phone back, she was like, "ugh, your greasy fingers," only i just shot back, "you said i could." XD
-i keep remembering things about last night i forgot to mention! my adorable carer: we were enjoying dinner together last night @ the upstairs food court @ garbo, when i ask her how her daughter's piano lessons are going. "oh, good," she replies, "i'm really starting to pick up all the terminology, you know, treble and bass, shaps and blunts, that sort of thing." i explode into laughter, almost choking on my piece of chicken, and when i regain some control, i tell her, "you idiot, it's FLATS, not blunts!!!" oh, and  she gave me her permission to put that up on facebook. XD
-this arvo, aunty lucia came, supervised my warm shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-dried, creamed and rekitted, aunty lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where arvo tea was the other half of the bacon bun i'd bought last night, plus one mug of yummy lemon green tea, which i sucked the teabag :P and held 'incorrectly'.
-hey, time to leave for pole's place! just noting that i'm sill owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!! >< argh, the list keeps growing. :o( anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 138

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3041 steps today (digi proudly reports that 3041 steps also equals 1.03km or 46.8kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "don't lose control!"; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'high stakes'; fourthly, the spam count for the week's only five but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIVE MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves @ 5pm!!!but just noting that i hit garbo last night, had UQ physio today, saw naz for a kebab, went and saw evonne the podiatrist then tonight i've got small groups @ pole's place; toms tessa's coming @ 10am then annette @ 4pm. righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 138

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2899 steps today (digi proudly reports that 2899 steps also equals 980m or 44.6kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "god's timetable" but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed TWENTY MINUTES online after i get home from garbo tonight!!! aiya, why does the list grow every time i'm going out? >< anyways, events for today?
~woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call till 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip, i had a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me hoping that dearest dad would leave for work @ 7:45am, thus giving me a pretty big chance of falling back asleep again before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes,' but alas, 'twas not to be.
-dad didn't leave for work until just after 8:20am! meaning falling back asleep wasn't possible, alas. :o(
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P lol, PIG mum gives me so many health supplements, i can't even remember what they're all called! XD after breakfast, i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel while PIG mum was upstairs changing, asking him please to help me through today.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car, and she tootled me off to see lei shifu for a massage. only, i realised just as she turned out of yvonne road, that my disabled car parking permit had vanished! ><
-so PIG mum tootled me off to chi-link to see lei shifu for a massage. without the disabled parking permit meant she could only park @ the very end of the car park, but hey.
-so lei shifu gave me a comfy massage while he and PIG mum gabbled together in mandarin. lol, i think i only said "wo kuai si le"; ''tong tong tong" and "ting ting ting"! (in english: i'm gonna die, ow, ow and ow and stop stop stop!) XD
-afterwards, someone passed me one cup of lukewarm chinese tea, and PIG mum paid the receptionist. usually, you pay beforehand, but for some reason, today PIG mum had paid three dollars less than usual?
-after PIG mum took me once more to the loo, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled me off for pincushion practice. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes before ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-yay, the normal room was available again, no more need for that step! before dr. lin called me in, PIG mum handed me this "harper's bazaar" magazine.
-after pincushion practice, PIG mum tootled me back to maccas for lunch! sure, she wouldn't lemme have any chips, but i'll get some tonight; and she also restricted me to only water, but hey, one yummy cheeseburger minus the pickle was good!
-PIG mum also took me once more to the loo before she tootled us back home.
-woohoo, annette's taking me to garbo tonight!!! :D
-toms: late morning UQ physio. fingers crossed i can see naz for some lunch afterwards!
-aunty lucia's coming to help me with a shower toms arvo.
-and i'm going to pole's for small group bible study and mexican dinner toms night! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 138d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3585. yeah, i'm just over 3.5 grand. XD oh, and digi's final, final report: 3585 steps also equals 1.21km or 54.9kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for wednesday?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: 10:30am massage appointment @ chi-link with lei shifu/aunty li, before a 12:20pm pincushion practice session with dr. lin fingers crossed i can have lunch somewhere yummy but get back home and plop online by 4pm! coz i'm hitting garbo with annette toms night! :D anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 138c

good evening again! idiot digi won't reveal to me how many more steps i've plodded since wednesday post 138b. XD anyways, continuing today's events?
-carol arrived one minute late today (just slow traffic). when she donged on the doorbell and banged the door to announce her arrival, i walked myself slowly and safely to the door and let her in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (8carol helped with only my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO). then i walked over to the loo for @ least one tinkle before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yummy! i enjoyed my first pork salad roll for 2013, the one PIG mum had kindly bought me after my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. i also drank one mug of peach tea (another from the box of fruity tea carol had given me awhile back) holding the mug 'incorrectly', although i had to ask carol to please add some cold water (well, just room temperature water from our water jug) after i almost seared my lips from just touching it! XD
-at 5:25pm, when i was still finishing off my yummy pork salad roll, i asked carol please to start massaging ela, which she did.
-thirty minutes later, carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle before leaving promptly @ 6pm. she's back next monday, and will have some kinda roast for dinner tonight.
-i returned only briefly, coz PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-first, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to do about ten laps of side-walking for her.
-second, she gleefully forced poor ela on ages of stupid exercises. actually, there was one for era, too!
-third, she gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch.
-and finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty-five minutes. only there was a cracking storm outside! so, while i plodded away and dearest dad whipped up dinner for us, PIG mum HOWLED every time  a bolt of thunder cracked down. XD
-before dinner, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-yay, the yummy rice hath returned! :o) that was with lotsa dad's home-grown vegies, lotsa home-grown winter/hairymelon, one yummy mushroom and two wee tiny chunks of white meat. dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy lemon green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' for PIG mum.
-then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-yay, PIG mum says i can stay online till 9:45pm tonight! so fingers crossed i can bbl after one more loo trip shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 138b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, joni's devotional topic's 'completed, paid for and nailed'; secondly, em's new plodding total now stands @ 1672 (which digi proudly informs everyone also equals 560m or 25.8kcal) but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online!!! alas, i can't continue with today's events coz PIG mum's booting me offline right now to do more stupid exercises for her, but fingers crossed i can bbl after dinner tonight, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 138

Good afternoon! Firstly, em’s been hard @ work plodding 1309 steps today (DIGI PROUDLY INFORMS EVERYONE THAT 1309 STEPS ALSO EQUALS 440M OR 20.3KCAL xd); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘roots and wings (5)’ but thirdly and most importantly, I’m still owed TWO HOURS online unless I can somehow get the internet to connect!!! >< righteo, events for today?

-ACTUALLY, IT'S FINALLY CONNECTED NOW, SO I'M JUST GONNA NOTE DOWN THAT I'M STILL OWED

-yay, awesome sleep lastONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?

--yay, awesome sleep lastnight! nature didn't call until 7:35am, but i waited until 7:45am before using the pot :P because i thought dad might come and kiss me good-bye before leaving for work. when he didn't, i used the pot :P then returned to bed, waiting for him to come by having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.

-after dearest dad left, i returned to happy snorings with daddy bear, waking up once more to use the pot :P again before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes.":

-when she came back, i used the pot :P for only two more tinkles. usually, i stay for three, only today, PIG mum was so gleefully anticipating being able to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the cup and toothbrush, she ordered me back into bed after two.

-after getting me kitted, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.

-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest streak of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. while PIG mum was upstairs changing, i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.

-afterwards, i went once more to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. like i tell myself everyday, i can do ALL things WITHOUT Him who only tries to hurt, harm and hinder me, and my soul is NOT for Him to possess.

-hey, carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms ... think PIG mum's got me booked in to see yvonne the podiatrist then @ night i'm hitting garbo with carol! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!

cheers,

em. ^^

tuesday post 115d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 5611. yay, digi reckons i'm more than half a normal person today. XD oh, and his final report: 5611 steps also equals 1.89km or 85.8kcal. XD righte, final, final events for tonight?
-i happy read harry potter fanfiction all the way till 8:50pm, when PIG mum came over and gleefully booted me offline.
-thus followed a very painful standing calf stretch, culminating with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill. meaning i'm kinda sweaty right now, but another change of clothes can wait until i'm in bed, coz it's cooling down now and i'm not totally drenched in sweat, like i'd be during summer.
-one more loo trip for me (of course, i had to do everything myself), then i returned online.
-toms: another torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-then, aunty mecky will come spend three hours with me. dunno what PIG mum's gonna do.
-and it's carol coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-and it's ice-cream night toms night! actually, i wanna ask PIG mum again, like last fortnight, could i please swap my ice-cream night from toms to thursday night, just for this fortnight? coz i really want that maccas waffle cone with chocolate topping again! XD
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 115c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 3598 (yay, i'm over 3.5 grand XD), which digi proudly reports also equals 1.21km or 55.5 (honestly! XD) kcal. righteo, continuing today's events?
-i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let annette in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice warm shower for me - argh, i wanted a nice hot shower, what with the weather getting colder everyday and me starting PMT (headache ><) today, but not daring to, lest our hot water run out! ><
-anyways, i washed and rinsed my own hair today, but annette says she'll help me rinse it come thursday, coz we're hitting garbo together~
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO).
-annette then Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own arvo tea - but she lemme make a double perfect toastie, yay! that's the third time this month already. :o)
-the only sad thing was that PIG mum came back from her vegie patch outside just to tell annette now how she's restricting me to only green tea. :o( never mind, that was my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-today, annette massaged ela for about forty minutes. originally, there was enough time for a massage just over forty-five minutes long, but annette told dad she wanted to see our vegie patch and he took her out.
-before leaving, annette took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. she's coming back on thursday; we're hitting garbo together! :D
-i returned happily online, but not for long, alas, coz PIG mum gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
-thus followed 20+ minutes on stupid forced mat and scapula exercises. indeed, i was saved by dad calling dinner.
-and before dinner, i took myself slowly and safely once to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: alas, still the yucky rice, lotsa dad's home-grown hairy melon, some strips of yummy black fungus, a lil bit of chicken, and was there some fish? lol, i've forgotten. XD
-anyways, dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the normal potato, carrot, onion and tomato soup, before i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-yay, now i get one hour online for myself before i let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk on the bloody treadmill, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 115b

heylo again and good evening! well, idiot digi won't open and tell me how many more steps i've plodded since my last page, so lemme just note down that joni's devotional topic's 'i need you' and continue with today's events!
-when annette arrived @ 4:01pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the - argh, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^