sunday post1a

-good evening! em's final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2339, AND THE SPAM COUNT FOR THE WEEKEND'S SIXTY-SIX. woah, sorry, shrieking. >< anywaysfinal events for today?
-the parents, aunty lai and i set out to dearest grandma's funeral.
-we were allowed to see grandma's body. i wanted to kiss her one final time good-bye, only PIG mum said that wasn't allowed. :( she put a glove on era, i kssed my finger then touched grandma's face.
-PIG mum disinfected me. :P and took me to the toilet twice4.
-thanks to some aunty who ordered cakes for very late arvo tea! i enjoyed one. :)
-funeral started. :( the pastor, dad and other ppl all talked. then 'twas dad's turn. he talked about how he once had to fillet some seafood animal for grandma's dinner, but had zero idea how it was done, so he just took himself down to some seafood shop and observed the chef :)
-my turn. i walked up there, introduced myself and the parents, then said, "okay ... i've lived in australia for near twenty years now, so please excuse my canto. if you can't understand what i'm saying, feel free to poke the person beside you and ask them quietly, "she said wwhat??:P" to the general laughter of everyone. then we sang amazing grace for dearest grandma. :) i hope she heard and liked. :)
-after the service finished, we spent the next thirty-odd minutes thanking everybody for coming. this lady from fujiaN SAID SHE'D KNOWN ME WHEN I WAS ONLY KNEE-HIGH!sorry, shrieking again. >< PIG mum also introduced me to the pastor from the church @ cheung chau. but the biggest surprise was seeing aunty katie there! wow! i also saw aunty peggy, aunty lai lin and uncle henry.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we all caught a taxi home.
-PIG mum gave me a shower as dad rocked off to maccas to buy us dinner.
-cool, i can say that i had a sausage and egg mcmuffin @ v10:45PM! and a sma* eep, one minute!
-toms: we're taking grandma somewhere for her cremation. more tears are predicted. :
( but i can ring hilary jie jie @ 6PM! ANYWAYS, HOPE EVERYONE HAS A SMASHING WEEK!
CHEERS,
EM. ^^
P.S. ugh, i shrieked three times tonight - sorry1 ><"