Monday Post 269d

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1198. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

• When PIG mum ordered me off to shower, I walked myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• So a nice hot shower for me today – I washed and rinsed my own hair. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After I turned the nice hot water off, I dried and rekitted myself. Well, PIG mum helped dry my back, but not Era. I’ve learnt not to ask her to please help dry Era, coz then she’ll gleefully force poor Ela to. Only she was funny: I’d already told her who my roommates had been but she kept asking me, even once chucking some random cow @ me and storming outta the bathroom! Lol, she hadn’t put Elf’s AFO back on yet, meaning I couldn’t walk. No probs, I just patiently sat in my shower chair and waited until she came to her senses and returned. XD
• Before heading back online, I used the loo once more for one tinkle, dried inside both ears and washed and dried Era.

• When the parents called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle before joining them @ the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

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• dinner tonight: rice, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown beans, lotsa yummy cauliflower, about three thin small slices of beef, one little slice of yummy BBQ chicken, one chunk of the fish Aunty June cooked for me and one lil Chinese mushroom.

• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Anyways, I’m going to do a stinky unspeakable now. Fingers crossed I can bbl with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^