Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Wednesday Post 394b

 Heylo and good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3984 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's "I'm Dying To Know..." but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after I visit the loo once more @ 9pm!! Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

  • Usually nature calls hourly after that initial pot :P trip but happiness today was snoring soundly until dearest dad very thoughtfully walked down the hallway and unpopped the lock into the garage before waking for another pot :P trip.
  • After dearest dad had kissed me bye, retucked me back into bed and left for his hard day's work, I happily cuddled Uber and snored for about another hour, waking once more for the pot :P  shortly before noisy PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to gimme some eye goo and help me exceedingingly slightly with absolutely nothing but the bra strap, before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
  • PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out to the gobbling :P table when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
  • After pouring myself one mug of water, breakfast is one bowl of bird food (what PIG mum calls All-Bran XD), one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast I smeared with avocado and PIG mum lemme add one shake of salt to, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
  • After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.   There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
  • After washing and drying Era, I climbed into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and she tootled me off to see Ray for some acupuncture and massage. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listened to her YouTube playlist all day too and Era helped Ela stretch for fifty minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm like 200 times, holding each for a count of five. Era also helped rub Ela's fingers for like seven minutes.
    Cheers,
    Em. ^^










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