Monday Post 221d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2827. Righteo, final, final events for Monday?

• And so ends the trip. When dad drives PIG mum and I back home, I slowly, softly but most hatefully sing the final 40% of my newest second-favourite song out aloud (I’d sung another 40% while we were walking throughout the shopping centre).
• Back home, I use the loo for one tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :p table, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dad feeds mum and I one yummy mango cheek each for arvo tea. Once I’ve wiped Era clean, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Suddenly, the doorbell rings! I head over to answer it, coz I can hear dad’s chainsaw working meaning obviously he won’t have heard it, but just as I reach the bookshelf dad cuts the chainsaw. I yell to him will he please answer the door then return online. Turns out it’s our neighbour Neil.
• When PIG mum orders me off to take a shower, I walk myselfd slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me today – I wash and rinse my own hair. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 25% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, dry and rekit myself. PIG mum seriously helps with NOTHING bar Elf’s AFO and making life more stressful for Era regarding shoe putting-on. Luckily Carol’s coming back toms and I won’t haveta endure the same stress~
• Huh, why I miss Kim not being here: PIG mum ordered I fetch the toilet roll myself before using the loo for one more tinkle. She also regards it a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if I lean against the rail while walking to the loo. Another reminder to self: will refrain from doing that in her presence this year. It’s the same as how I can’t lean my head against the rail when I stand and clean my behind while showering.
• When the parents call dinner, I use the loo for one tinkle before joining them @ the gobbling :P table, walking myself slowly and safely so as not to let the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown hairy melon, lotsa disgusting silk melon, lotsa kinda yucky pumpkin, lotsa soup potato and carrot, one yummy Chinese mushroom and a lil yummy pork mince.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: I’m seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage in the arvo. No plans for the morning, so maybe expect a pissy plodding total from me?
• Thankfully, Carol’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Stress over for Era, yay!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^