Monday Post 342d

 Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2170 (ha, I'm over two grand XD and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'At The Feet Of jesus' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after dinner tonight!! Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• I'm pulling the seat out when PIG mum suddenly orders I go make my own breakfast. No sweat, I pour myself one bowl of the yummy Frosties that we'd decided was my Sunday breakfast but she'd suddenly reneged on yesterday. I also prepare myself one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast with avocado to which PIG mum perhaps sprinkles a smattering of salt, pop all my usual drugs :P and drink one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

•   After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• When dearest dad arrives home for lunch, PIG mum summons me over to the kitchen to cook my lunch.
• When she gives me a bowl and I take a bite, I screech, "Eww! Mum, this is LAMB, not pork! Disgusting!" She immediately finds herself sth else to eat while I choke down that yucky bowlful; thankfully she made me one cup of earl grey tea with milk to wash the taste away although some sugar added would've been much appreciated ...
• Lunch finished, I just sit and play phone games until PIG mum sends me to the loo before she tootles me off to see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt both ways but she was mean and wouldn't even lemme listen to the radio either way! I tried asking both times, hmph. >< *sigh*
• At the building, we sit in the waiting room for awhile before Aunty Anna summons me inside. I lie facedown on the bed and get some massage and acupuncture from Aunty Anna. PIG mum's in her element, obviously, yapping ceaselessly @ Aunty Anna; my grateful thanks to her who always replied and kept a conversation flowing.
• After arriving home, I use the loo once and then walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. 
• Thanks to PIG mum who lets Annette inside when she announces her arrival three minutes early. Me, I note down the time and walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. 
• So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Annette who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^