Monday Post 468c

 Good afternoon! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2379. Righteo, continuing today's events?

• Nature usually calls hourly after that first daylight pot :P trip, but happiness is snoring soundly until dearest dad very thoughtfully walks silently along the hallway and unpops the lock into the garage before waking again for the pot. :P
• Then, PIG mum enters my room and hits me with the eye goo? Oh, that's right - I'm having an early start too because we need to visit Bupa Optical and get our glasses fixed! Benefit's that PIG mum not only helps me with the bra strap but also very slightly with the tee since dearest dad's still home.
• After dearest dad kisses me bye, says he'll try come home and have lunch with me this arvo and leaves for his hard day's work, I give myself fifteen more minutes and then get myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is one bowl of plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) bread, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car and she tootles us off to Garbo, finding the furthest disabled park on B3.
• Luckily it's only a short walk to Bupa Optical. Some Chinese-speaking optom guy replaces my nosepad and pops PIG mum's dislocated lens back in for her; we also see and wave hello to Rico the manager! Well I think the position's called Team Leader, now.
• Our other stop for the day's Unique Physiotherapy, where I see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture.
• I enjoy Aunty Anna's firm ministrations and PIG mum enjoys yapping ceaselessly @ Aunty Anna; my grateful thanks to her who always replied and kept a conversation flowing. I did well too, staying awake through PIG mum's incessant yapping! XD
• back home, I use the loo for one tinkle and walk myself slowly and safely back online, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• When I'm summoned for lunch, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• PIG mum cooks green tea soba for lunch! Pity she demands I get myself a fork, but hey. There are lotsa soup carrot and yummy broccoli with the soba, as well as three tiny thin slices of pork.
• Lunch is washed down with one big mug of the delicious green tea Aunty Nga bought for me; after taking the bowl over to the sink and using the loo for one tinkle I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Once I've used up my most important two hours of the day I'll head over and read the book club novel for one hour!
• Think I'll ring CODA @ 3pm ... Michelle still hasn't said who's minding me 4-6pm yet.
• And dad had better remember to take us out for dinner tonight!
• Toms: Lena's minding me from 9-2. Doubt physio'll get cancelled again (I'm not THAT lucky XD) and presumably we'll buy groceries @ Coles Pinelands before coming home. Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a bahn mi for lunch from the Pinelands Bakehouse!
• Maybe Michelle's coming for a service review after Lena leaves? Can't remember.
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^