Sunday Post 467

 Good afternoon! Firstly, will haveta wait until PIG mum gets home from her weekly coffee and gossip social with the other aunties before she can discover my final, final plodding total from last night and how many steps I've been hard @ work plodding today but John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'True Knowledge Brings Greater Joy'; TWFT topic's 'When God Sends You An Angel (2)'; Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Hunt For Inner Healing' and the spam count for the entire week's ten (ha, the spam count reached double digits. XD) Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!

• I'd just visited the loo for one tinkle when PIG mum found the coronation being aired on television and ordered I watch from the sofa.
• I was impressed how people (officers?) came with boards to fully shield Charles when he got disrobed and redressed; also very impressed how Charles walked around with that 5k.5g crown on his head and didn't drop it!  Although once Charles was crowned I needed the loo and missed Camilla being crowned. XD I'm unsure why Camilla became Queen? I mean, Phillip didn't get to become King after he married Elizabeth, so how come Camilla got to become Queen?
• Around 9:45pm I went and hit the sack. Zzz~
• Today: yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am when PIG mum woke me with her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs and after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep since I knew she'd get really noisy one hour again later! 
• Like clockwork, @ 7:20am PIG mum a-THUMPING upstairs wakes me for another pot :P trip, after which I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Soon, PIG mum's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's still @ home; you can bet your bottom dollar that she won't help toms) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom. Woo hoo, she's FINALLY given me a new tube of toothpaste! Unfortunately, I prefer the white ones over the clear ones coz they're easier to see, but hey. Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Breakfast is one of those delicious pork floss pastry things PIG mum baked last night while I was watching Charles' coronation! I also drink one full mug of water, pop all my usual drugs :P and drain one mug of yucky coffee hoping that the caffeine will kill the slight headache I've got intermittently. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and buckle my own seatbelt. She tootles us off to church, parking blow the ramp.
•  Since the disabled loo lid's closed and horrid PIG mum won't lift it for me, I head into the normal ladies loo. The first two have closed lids and the final two are occupied. PIG mum decides to lift a lid and tinkle herself; I wait until some aunty comes outta the last cubicle before asking her can she please lift the lid for me, which she kindly does.After washing and drying both hands, I grab my usual spot for ESS and PIG mum bolts upstairs for CM.
• Yay, I get to stay seated for worship today! I sing everything, plus the harmony for four songs but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today's Uncle Roger! His sermon topic's "God's With Us" and wow - he's seventy-seven now!
• Service ended twenty-five minutes early today. Afterwards, Dr. Esther came over and gifted me with a MINION toy capsule; she and her dad had trawled some shopping story where there were HEAPS of those toy capsule machines; there HAD to be a Minion one was their expectation! She immediately helped me hang it onto the shoulder bag Dr. Lee's mum gave me~
• After PIG mum came for me, I used the disabled loo myself (the seat was still up but so was the lid) and then took my usual spot @ the end of the church. PIG mum got me a pack of Arnott's bikkies and one cup of coloured water for me. 
• Since she then left for her weekly coffee and gossip session with the other aunties, 'twas dad who walked with me hand-in-hand back to his car, where he tootled us off to Hungry Jack's with Uncle Calvin.
• Aww, I feel loved; Uncle Calvin shouted me one onion ring! Don't think you can get onion rings from Maccas ... While they chatted I happily played Jewel Quest.
• Dad, Uncle Calvin and I all needed the bathroom before going home! Back home, I used the loo for one more tinkle, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Once I've used up the most important two hours of the day online, I'll use the loo once and then head down to the gobbling :P table to read for one hour. Hope PIG mum'll feed me lotsa arvo tea; I'm HANGRY after that miniscule lunch! XD
• Dad had also better take us out for CHINESE food for dinner and gimme ONE bowl of rice!
• Toms: 11:30am appointment to see Aunty Anna for some acupuncture and massage. Bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her.
• Presuming we'll head home for lunch with dad after which fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me grocery shopping and aisle walking, else expect a super-pissy plodding total from me.
• Rebecca's minding me from 4-6pm.
• Fingers crossed I can watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 75TH time!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^