Friday, July 21, 2017

Friday Post 254e

One final good evening and greeting for Friday! Em’s final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2523. Ha, I’m just over 2.5 grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-        Once treatment’s done, I use the loo once more for one tinkle then PIG mum tootles us off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for some grocery shopping.
-        First, we head into Asian Village to buy fresh vegies and meat.
-        Next, I stop @ the Japanese food place (Sushi Chef?) and buy myself one roll of yummy honey chicken sushi for arvo tea.
-        Finally, we duck into Woolies and buy several more things.
-        After PIG mum tootles us home, I turn the alarm off then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        When Aunty Kitty arrives just one minute late, I head straight into the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I wash my own hair today, but thanks to Aunty Kitty who rinses it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-        I have one tinkle before Aunty Kitty flips the nice hot water off, get dried, get creamed and have another tinkle. Aunty Kitty rekits me, and I have one last tinkle when she’s doing Elf’s AFO straps.
-        Back outside, arvo tea’s my yummy sushi roll (which PIG mum had for some reason cut into four slices? Originally, I feared that she was gonna gleefully force poor Ela to feed me the sushi while Aunty Kitty was cleaning the bathroom, so once I sat, Era immediately grabbed a slice and popped it straight into my mouth, but then PIG mum points out that she’s already left a fork out for me! With that, I drink one cup of goji berry water.
-        Aunty Kitty would have left five minutes early again, and still gotten one full hour’s pay, had not PIG mum not kept her with us till exactly 5pm with her incessant yapping. XD When they left, I walked with, also sneaking my mobile into the bathroom to play Candy Crush, and whaddya know? I pass another level! But it’s nothing to get excited about, I’ve only reached level 112. XD
-        I tootle happily online, but just before my most important two hours of the day are up, PIG mum tumbles down from pigland, gleefully and immediately forces me offline.
-        To stall for time, I use the loo for one tinkle first, but it’s inevitable: for the next like fifty minutes, I haveta let her gleefully force me on stupid mat floor exercises for her. It’s not standing practice, so I don’t really mind that much, but I’m definitely refusing to do anymore tonight once I get into bed!
-        Before dinner, I walk myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Alas, PIG mum gleefully forces poor Ela to feed me dinner tonight. Of course, dad comes home from work during this, meaning she gets to shame me once again and she gets to show dad how much power she has over me. >< *sigh*
-        After dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        At 9pm, I walk myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm, then Kim’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out somewhere for dinner toms night, else I wouldn’t have gotten out to eat with him this week! Looking forward also to telling Besta about (1) my Candy Crush successes XD and (2) my new dreams and hopefully getting to read for like 2.5 hours! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I managed FIVE posts; that don’t happen too often! XD

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