Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Wednesday Post 291b


Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total from Tuesday’s actually 2530 (ha, I’m just over 2.5 grand XD); secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 358 steps (because obviously, I’ve not left the house yet) and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘Put God First in All Things’ but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and SEVEN MINUTES now @ 11:03am I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting online when I get home from physio this arvo!! Anyways, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

  • For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 10:38, I lasted 6:38. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • When dad called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Now @ 11:03, I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:28. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve also played one more lasting 7:06!
  • Dinner was some soft soupy pasta with lotsa frozen veggies and a lil diced beef.
  • I returned briefly online after dinner, then used the loo once more before dad tootled me off to Dr. Lee’s place for SG and followed me up the stairs, before leaving me comfortably ensconced in the armchair.
  • After Whatsapping Joey and finding out she wasn’t coming to small group tonight, I next asked Josh for a lift home, please.
  • Last night was this praise and prayer night; we sang Amazing Grace, Indescribable, and I chose How Long Oh God. Then we broke into pairs to pray, for Australia,, for church, for Hairy and for ourselves.
  • Dr. Lee then shouted everyone half a plastic cup of yummy aloevera lychee jelly drink; we also broke into his chocolate stash and Josh opened a lil dream for me~
  • When we left, huge thanks to Josh who held hands with Era as we (him, Matt and me) made our way back to his car.
  • Josh tootled me home first (Matt lives in like Sunnybank Hills). I used the loo once more, noted down my final, final plodding total for Tuesday, quickly did each Lumosity game once (but still managed to earn a PB for Spatial Speed Match!) then let PIG mum boot me off to bed. Zzz`

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 291

good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 261b


Heylo,again, good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 1927 9but I’m certain I’ll have passed 2000 before the night’s out) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Bold Words’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m really still owed FIFTY-THREE MINUTES when I get back home from small group tonight!! *sigh* But just briefly, probable final, final events for Tuesday?

  • Attended the NAB. Physio today: forty sit-to-stands with weightshifting, two laps walking along hallway and forty forward half-lunges.
  • Had half a lunch @ Ho Lin Wah.
  • Saw Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.
  • Carol minded me from 4pm till 6pm; happily read for thirty minutes.
  • Off to Dr. Lee’s fr small group tonight!
  • Toms:Aunty Deana’s minding me from 10:30am till 1:30pm.
  • 1-2pm appointment @ the NAB; having another crack @ Ethan’s shiny hundred dollar bill!
  • Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
  • And best of all, it’s ice cream night toms night; like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!
  • Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday, July 30, 2018

Tuesday Post 261


Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1927 steps (don’t worry, I’m certain I’ll have passed 2000 before the day’s out) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘The Steps To Success’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and EIGHTEEN MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!! Anyways, events for today?

  • Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Like yesterday, nature didn’t call until 6:50am, and like yesterday, after one pot :P trip I immediately went back to sleep coz I hoped to fully fall back asleep before dearest dad came to kiss me bye and leave for work @ 8am!

Success; dearest dad walking silently along the hallway and unpopping the lock into the garage was my wakeup call to use the pot :P again; after this second trip, I spend the ten minutes till 8am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

  • After dearest dad comes and very gently kisses me bye before leaving for his hard day’s work, the teddies and I cuddle and snore for about another hour, me waking once more to use the pot :P shortly before PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me with just the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 261f


Good evening again and most probably one final greeting for Monday! Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2206. Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?

  • Thanks to PIG mum who came downstairs and microwaved me soupy pasta for dinner. She said pour yourself water to wash dinner down with and left me the second-biggest mug on the kitchen benchtop; me saw a much smaller mug there also and poured myself half a mug instead. XD
  • Had to walk to the front door and unlock the bolt to let dearest dad back in; sneaky PIG mum had locked it without telling me! Must remember to ask the carer to make sure it’s unlocked before they leave~
  • Watched Australian Ninja Warrior with Jimmy (the stuffed toy golden retriever) tonight! I’m in awe of the wannabe ninjas; obviously the cruel and unfaithful God has left me too fricking disabled to compete but even back when I was still able-bodied, I’d never have dreamed trying the course!
  • Used the loo once more afterwards then returned online.
  • Toms: late morning UQ physio with Mel. Must remember to ask Sonia what I’ve gotta do to get my place back in the upper limb class.
  • Hopefully PIG mum can take me to Ho Lin Wah for some congee afterwards!
  • Looking forward to seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage; bet PIG mum’s looking forward to the chance for getting to yap incessantly @ her for one hour. XD
  • Carol’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
  • Then I’m off to Dr. Lee’s for small group toms night! Hopefully someone can take me home afterwards; usually Alex does but he’s not coming toms night coz he’s taking Uncle Hung out for his birthday dinner!
  • Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts; that’s even rarer than five! XD        

Monday Post 261e


Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1908 (so hopefully will have passed 2000 before the night’s out) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Along Time’. Righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

  • After breakfast I gargled, used the loo once more for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

  • This morning, I enjoyed watching Nine’s morning news! Here are all the interesting surnames I found: Fedor, Topic, Leesa (first name), Kearsley, Shorten, Cavallaro, Bernhardt, Maleeno (heard), Pearl, Rintoul, and Avokavo. One Aussie dollar’s currently worth 74.06c American, and it’s gonna be cold toms, 8-24!
  • I was ready to head over for lunch once the news had ended, but PIG mum said don’t come over yet coz I’m still cooling down your lunch. Huh, I’m suspecting she was just trying to keep me apart from dearest dad (who comes home for lunch every Monday) because the moment he left, she called me over! >< *sigh*
  • Lunch was some basically tasteless boiled pasta with lotsa frozen vegies and like two spots of beef. Lunch was washed down with another mug of water, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • At 1:20pm, I used the loo once more for one tinkle then got into the 4WD. PIG mum tootled me off for my weekly torture session with Vincent the physio. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day; we listened to 97.3FM all day and today, Era helped Ela stretch for twenty minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five. Era also rubbed Ela’s fingers for like seven minutes.
  • Physio today: stood most session, reaching for Ela, bent to floor six times, reaching for Era, weightshifting and standing on Erf's tippytoes
  • Afterwards, PIG mum and I went grocery shopping @ the Runcorn IGA. We even bumped into Lillian! She told me that she’s currently only private tutoring English students and that Randall’s growing more and more horizontal. XD
  • Back home, I used the loo once more then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Thanks to PIG mum who let Tina inside when she arrived two minutes early, thus saving me from a dangerous walk to the front door myself. Me, I noted down the time then walked myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • So a nice hot shower for me – hairwash today. Also thanks to Tina who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
  • I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
  • Back outside, arvo tea was another delicious cup of custard and one small cup of milk. I thanked PIG mum for giving me the milk, but inside I really thought, “No wonder you didn’t leave Tina to pour a mug for me; you deliberately chose me one of the smallest cups in the house!” *sigh*
  • Happiness was getting to read for one full hour then still watch the entire sports report! As for Tina, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and very sporadically massaged Ela for about forty minutes while watching television.
  • At 5:55pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for two tinkles and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Will call PIG mum downstairs to please feed me dinner; it’s already 6:30pm and Australian Ninja Warrior starts @ 7pm!
  • Fingers crossed I can bbl after the show’s over, else toms:
  • Late morning UQ physio with Mel.
  • Seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage afterwards but unsure about lunch … I’m still having a very soft diet while my mouth heals! Perhaps some congee?
  • Carol’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
  • Then @ 7:30pm I’m off to Dr. Lee’s for small group! Will haveta find someone who can drive me home though; Alex has already said he’s not coming coz it’s Uncle Hung’s birthday!
  • So hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've already managed FIVE posts but it's not even Wednesday yet! XD

Sunday, July 29, 2018

Monday Post 261d


Good afternoon again! Firstly, Em’s new final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1717 but secondly and way most importantly, I’m still owed TEN MINUTES online after Tina leaves @ 6pm!! Righteo, continuing today’s events?

  • After I get myself mostly independently kitted, PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
  • After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast was some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) bread tossed into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P (it didn’t really matter that I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto each pill bottle while Era unscrewed the lid, the pills were taken out and Era rescrewed the lid because I was seated and could fully concentrate) and one small half mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 261c


Good afternoon! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ only 408 (yup, still haven’t left the house yet) but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed FORTY-TWO MINUTES online when I get home this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

  • Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip I went straight back to sleep coz I hoped to fall asleep again before dearest dad left for work like one hour later!
  • Now @ 1:18pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:43. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Dearest dad walking silently down the hallway and unpopping the lock to the garage was my wakeup call to use the pot :P again; afterwards, I spent the ten minutes till 8am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

  • The teddies and I cuddle and snore for about another hour, me waking to use the pot :P again around 9am. Not long afterwards, PIG mum begins her a-THUMPING around upstairs; soon she’s let herself into my room to help me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 261b


Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 350 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Keep On Praying’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after I watch Nine’s morning news!! So hopefully bbl with today’s events, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 12:10 I lasted 6:24. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Monday Post 261

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 261b


Heylo again, good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2814; secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Escape’ and thirdly, the final, final spam count for the weekend’s now just four. Righteo, just briefly, coz it’s almost 9:10pm, probable final, final events for Sunday?

  • Another small Bible study class today; Pastor Chris covered Theory/history of Evangelism part two.
  • Service today: I got to stay seated for worship (sang everything I knew plus the harmony for three songs (but like every week, meant absolutely NOTHING >< *sigh*) and speaker today was Pastor Chris with another sermon from his series Recognising Greatness.
  • Went with PIG mum to Red Rooster to try mac and cheese! Well, I had the mac and cheese; she had the quarter chicken and we saved the chips for dearest dad~
  • Went to Garbo afterwards to get my glasses fixed. Some Asian optom guy installed a new right nosepad for me, free of charge!
  • On the way, walking to Coles, I popped into Dymocks to check out the fantasy/sci fi shelf: Feist has a new novel out!!!!!
  • Bought groceries from Coles, went home then popped online till PIG mum said arvo tea time.
  • Arvo tea: WOBBLY JELLY!! :D XD
  • When I showered, I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • Dinner tonight was some mashed sweet potato.
  • The parents and I watched Ninja Warrior!
  • One more loo trip for me, before returning online.
  • Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? Apart from seeing Vincent the physio for a torture session in the early arvo, don’t think I’ve got much planned.
  • Tina’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm, so hopefully can get one hour’s worth of reading in! why it may not happen: she’s so bloody SLOW; I haveta give her step-by-step instructions. XD But she walks behind me, so I know I’m safe~
  • Then toms night I’m watching Australian Ninja Warrior again!
  • Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 261


Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2543 steps today (ha, I’m just over 2.5 grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Go Back To The Cross’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s just two but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online later tonight!! Anyways, events for today?

  • Woo hoo, 7th consecutive sleep last night! That’s the 15TH time this year I’ve achieved one straight week of consecutive awesome sleeps! :D True, nature did try calling partway through the night but I managed to persuade my idiot bladder to please lemme fall back asleep and not call again until the sun had well and truly risen; that wasn’t until 7:20am, when PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs!

After one pot :P trip, I spend the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

  • PIG mum comes down to help exceedingly slightly with not only my bra strap but my tee (because dearest dad hasn’t left for church yet) and hit me with the eye goo before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with once after giving myself fifteen more minutes.
  • At 5:14pm I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:59. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to spit out my mouth splint. Then I head out to the gobbling :P table and turn the television on before sitting down, coz I wanna watch some Weekend Sunrise!
  • Now @ 5:27pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:46. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve also played one more noteworthy one lasting 7:20!

Breakfast was some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) bread tossed into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. While enjoying Weekend Sunrise, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

  • After breakfast, I went and gargled, but huh to horrid PIG mum who wouldn’t lemme use the loo once more before we left for church! Huh, I’ll be damned before I let the cruel and unfaithful God make me piss my pants. ><  Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day and wouldn’t lemme turn the radio on coz she was too busy ‘preparing her heart to worship God’, whatever that actually means. No matter: I spent the trip untilthe

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Saturday Post 261b


Heylo aain, good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1027 (no, don’t ask me how I passed 1000 steps without having set foot outside the house today; if toms I note down a smaller plodding total than today’s I’ll really laugh my head off XD) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Praise Him With Every Part’.  Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?

  • Phew, Kim knew to let herself inside when she arrived @ 3:58pm, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door.
  • At 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • So a nice hot shower for me – hairwash today. Also thanks to Kim who gently washed my face for me before leaving me to wash the rest of myself, which I did while slowly, softly but most hatefully singing 17% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Arvo tea was another delicious tub of minion chocolate mousse and one mug of milk~ Happiness was getting to read James Clavell’s Gai-Jin for one more hour (only on Saturdays do I get to spend a blessed three hours reading) although really I only read new stuff for five minutes coz it took me fifty-five minutes to find where I was up to! XD As for Kim, after cleaning the bathroom she very gently and very sporadically (I’ve started the habit of jerking Ela everytime I reach a new paragraph coz she’ll sense the movement and start brushing Ela again XD) Ela for like seventy minutes, while playing Farm Heroes on her mobile
  • After watching the sports report, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Kim’s back Wednesday 4pm till 6pm; she’s attending church toms night.
  • Me: tonight I’m planning to watch some old James Bond movie @ 7pm! Kim’s got me sorted for dinner: she made me soft mac and cheese for dinner with cauliflower!
  • Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Our small group’s rostered for cleaning after service, but what I’m more worried about is how will PIG mum and I meet dearest dad for lunch @ Maccas when I’m obviously not capable of eating a burger yet? Maccas doesn’t sell potato and gravy … perhaps PIGmum’ll just let me nibble chips with my front teeth. XD
  • Braced for a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum. >< *sigh*
  • Also, will miss getting to eat dinner out with dearest dad toms night coz obviously I’m not capable of eating much yet! ><
  • Righteo, hopefully see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 261


Good afternoon! Firstly, my final, final plodding total from Friday’s actually 1954; secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 787 steps (coz obviously, I’ve not left the house today) and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘Strive For Integrity’. Anyways, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

  • For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:27, I lasted 5:15. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • When dad called dinner last night, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle then back to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Lol last night I just had plain congee for dinner. Boring, but I’m not really up to chewing really solid yet. XD
  • Then @ 7:30pm I headed over to the couch and watched Nine’s Friday night football with Jimmy! I wanted Bear Bear, but wasn’t sure where PIG mum had stashed him after he accompanied me along to Browns Plains for my dental surgery five days ago.
  • Last night Canterbury played South Sydney; I was happy for either team to win because I attended Canterbury College for high school but was born in the CNY of the rabbit!
  • Congrats to Canterbury who emerged victors; I used the loo once more, noted down my final, final plodding total for Saturday and hit the sack~ Yay that PIG mum had already hit me with the eye goo and already retired herself; that meant that (1) I stayed seated to pour and drink my nightly mouthful of milk, (2) Ela didn’t haveta open the fridge door, nor hold the carton, por the milk, (3) Ela didn’t haveta hold the toothbrush and (4) Elf wore her sock to sleep last night~

Today: yay, 6th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 7:15am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

  • Nownow @ 3:39pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:10. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I know promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve also played one more noteworthy gsme lasting like 7:22!

After PIG mum had hit me with the eye goo and left for her morning’s work and dearest dad had retucked the teddies and I back into bed and promised to stay quiet so we could snore happily in peace, before falling back asleep I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*



  • And what a sleep we have; nature doesn’t call again till like 9:25am! After another pot :P trip, I spend ten final minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
  •   Surprise! Besta arrives fifteen minutes early today! Luckily, she immediately offers me fifteen more minutes after entering my bedroom and brightly bidding me good morning, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum. XD
  • when she comes back, I use the pot :P for one more tinkle and Besta gets me kitted, while she asks about my dental operation five days ago.
  • We head over to the bathroom and I brush my front teeth; thanks to Besta who squirts me some toothpaste.
  • Before heading out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, I use the loo for one more tinkle and wash and dry Era.
  • Breakfast is one bowl of congee with some scrambled eggs mashed in. luckily I saw my antibiotics on the table, else I would’ve totally forgotten to take them! Besta gave me the tablet @ 10:55am~ I also went over to the sink and gargled~
  • Happiness was getting to read our crappy book club novel for 1.25 hours!  I reached pg. 700 @ 11:20am and reached pg. 725 @ 11:45am

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday, July 27, 2018

Friday Post 290d


Good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1738 and secondly, the probable final, final spam count for the week’s now twenty-one. Anyways, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

  • Oh, Joni’s devotional topic from last night’s ‘Beach Towels and Hymns’.
  • For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 5:34pm, I lasted 6:10. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • Now @ 5:44pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:44. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight.
  • Last night, after having some mashed sweet potato and mashed carrot for dinner, I went to the couch and watched Thursday night football with Jimmy coz Bear Bear’s gone AWOL! Well, I dunno where PIG mum put him after he accompanied me to get my wisdom teeth removed (he stayed in the car though).
  • Last night, the Broncos played Cronulla – and we won! :D I used the loo once @ halftime and slowly, softly but most hatefully sang my newest second-favourite song while watching the pre-match show and the halftime show. ‘Twasn’t a big crowd, but I thought it funny how the Suncorp Stadium crowd heckled Paul Gallen whenever he touched the football. XD
  • After one more loo trip, I noted down my final, final plodding total for Thursday then let PIG mum gleefully boot me off to the sack. Zzz~

Today: yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 7:20am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

  • Amazingly, I fell back asleep before dearest dad very gently kissed me bye before leaving for his hard day’s work @ 8am!
  • Oh, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Ryan Leads The Way’.
  • The teddies and I cuddle snore for another hour, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before 9am.
  • Right on 9am, someone bangs the door. I call upstairs for PIG mum; turns out it’s the guy here to fix our hot water system!
  • Once he’s gone, PIG mum comes to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with a bra before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

  • After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Breakfast was some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) bread torn into it, one full mug of water (which I later tipped after taking all my health supplements XD), all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. While I munched breakfast slowly, PIG mum went to Google what movie we could see this arvo.
  • She decided on Mama Mia! For some reason the parking under the cinema has all but vanished (renovations?) and horrid PIG mum jeered that I’d not get to see it, but I said, “Check under the library first, please. There may be a spot available.” And there was, phew.
  • We had to walk the long way around because of all the constructions but @ least I remembered not to ask PIG mum please could we eat popcorn; I’m still too swollen to chew like anything! XD
  • ‘Twas annoying that I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to ascend stairs and move seats FOUR times before she finally lemme sit, but hey. @ least both hands got to tuck their thumbs inside for the movie~
  • The movie was fantastic! I’ve always loved musicals! ‘Twas a bit confusing that the lead actress has THREE dads, but hey, that’s pretty cool if one was Pierce Brosnan (former James Bond) and another was .. lol, sudden mental blank; I’ve forgotten! >< XD
  • Afterwards, we walked back out to the 4WD. How cool was this: walking down the ramp, suddenly a large bloke greets me; for a moment I can’t place him and then: “Oh! You’re Perry Berry’s partner!”
  • Back home, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Lunch is one of PIG mum’s yummy cheese tarts and one mug of water.
  • Afterwards, I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Thanks to PIG mum who lets Aunty Lucia inside when she announces her arrival five minutes late, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous hike to the front door.
  • I note the time then walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • So a nice hot shower for me – I wash and rinse my hair today. There was a little pain having to tilt my head up to meet the hot water spray, but ‘twas only minimal; I’d rather put up with a little pain than haveta undergo Aunty Lucia’s incessant gossipping. >< XD
  • I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, get dried, very lightly creamed and rekitted. After using the loo for one more tinkle, drying inside both ears then washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Arvo tea’s some banana with greek yoghurt (I’ve decided I’m not really a fan; Greek yoghurt’s SOUR! ><) and another mug of water. Aunty Lucia cleaned the bathroom and could’ve left five minutes like Aunty Kitty always does but still gets the full hour’s pay, but she was too happy gossipping with PIG mum and didn’t leave till like 5:20pm.
  • When she left, I walked myself to the loo slowly and safely for two tinkles then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • When nature randomly called @ 6:10pm, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Won’t be back after dinner tonight; I’m watching Friday Night Football!
  • Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm, then Kim’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed Besta’ll gimme my three white teas and I’ll get the chance to read for three hours again! Actually, I hope I’ll finish our book club novel toms; whoever chose our sci-fi novel for this month picked a bad one.
  • Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. Now @ 7:28pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 8:17. Promise I'll not play again until toms. XD

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Friday Post 290c




Good afternoon! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1522 (ha, I’m just over 1.5 grand XD) but secondly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-ONE MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia minds me for one hour!! So hopefully bbl with last night’s and today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 290b


Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Thursday’s actually 2953; secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding only 333 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet); thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘You Can Start Again’ and fourthly, the spam count for the week’s twenty but fifthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-EIGHT MINUTES online when I get back home this arvo!! So hopefully bbl with last night’s and today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 290

Good morning! :P
cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 290c


Good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! I still haven’t received Joni’s devotional topic, so will just note down that from 4pm this arvo, I’ve been hard @ work plodding 507 steps. Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?

  • For lunch I had a large potato and gravy with a chocolate milk. The girl behind the counter was really nice~ A for Aunty Jo, she waited till I’d finished eating before going through the drive-thru, where she used her docket to get a two/three dollar cheeseburger and small chips; she also shouted me a soft serve! I was slightly anxious that my mouth wouldn’t be ready to bite the crunchy cardboard cone but phew, the soft serve had softened the cone enough that by the time I reached it, ‘twas soft and easy to munch~
  • Back home, I turned off the alarm and sat over the loo for the full five tinkles, after letting dearest dad know I was home. Oh, then I suddenly passed another level of Candy Crush! Although it’s nothing to get excited about; I’ve only reached level 153. XD
  • Lol, Aunty
    Jo left EXACTLY @ 1pm. After she’d gone, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • When PIG mum announced her safe arrival home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Thanks to PIG mum who let Kim inside when she announced her arrival two minutes early, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door. I stayed online till 4pm then walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • So a nice hot shower for me – hairwash today. Also thanks to Kim who rinsed out my hair and very gently washed my face for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
  • I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely outside, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Lol, arvo tea was mashed kiwi and yoghurt; thanks to Kim who also poured me one mug of milk, although then she said we’d run out. Happiness was reading our book club novel for one hour; today I reached pg. 650 @ 5:14pm and pg. 675 @ 5:41~ As for kim, after she cleaned the bathroom, she sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for seventy minutes, while playing with her mobile.
  • After watching the sports report, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Watching the Broncos play tonight!
  • Toms: I’m confused: will Alayna come for a meeting or not? If she doesn’t, perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me.
  • Then it’s Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for one hour around 4pm. *sigh*
  • Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Thursday Post 290b


Heylo again! Firstly, PIG mum’s taken Wally so hopefully she’ll figure him out soon but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! Righteo, continuing events for today?

After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • After getting into the Camry, Kim tootles me off to the Logan North library for GCCW! She takes me upstairs once to the loo before leaving me back downstairs in the meeting room and driving the Camry back @ 9:26am. Lucky thing, she gets like more than thirty minutes free pay!
  • Boyd was super-observant: the moment I sat down, he’d asked, “What happened to your face, Em? How come you’re all swollen?”
  • Thirteen people attended today; my homework was very well received and next fortnight’s homework’s Luddites’. I’ve absolutely zero idea what I can write about! During morning tea, thanks to Ken who opened my lil minion tub of chocolate custard and poured me one mug of low fat milk. Also thanks to some new lady who held the little carton steady on the table for me, freeing Era to scoop it out; she’s from Sydney but moved here with her husband, daughter and twin boys coz her hubby’s some kinda lawyer! We’re back @ the Garbo library next fortnight~
  • Aunty Jo came and took me once upstairs to the loo (where I managed fine by myself) before she took me to Red Rooster for lunch. I’d been eagerly looking forward to the soft mac and cheese Kitty the DENTIST had said I was capable of eating it! >< *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 290


Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding … WTF, Wally stopped giving me steps after I left the house! >< Well, TWFT topic’s ‘Conviction and Credibility (2)’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed FORTY-SIX MINUTES online after I let PIG mum back inside the house!! Anyways, events for today?

  • For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:36pm, I lasted 6:47. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Yay, 4th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Like yesterday, nature didn’t call until 6:50am and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:00am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

  • Didn’t fall back asleep again before Kim arrived @ 7am, but she gave me fifteen more minutes before helping me get kitted for today..
  • Now @ 3:13pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:23. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • After easing my mouth splint out and brushing my front teeth, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and half a small mouthful of milk. Thanks to Kim who turned Sunrise on for me to watch; over breakfast I I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 290f


One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1575. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

  • At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • It’s ice cream night tonight, yay! Like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!
  • Toms: kim’s coming @ 8am to help me up, then taking me to GCCW @ the Logan North library! PIG mum’s printing out my homework as I type~
  • Huh, PIG mum’s already told Aunty Jo I’ll eat potato and gravy @ Red Rooster for lunch; but I just asked Kitty (a dentist) and she reckons I’ll be fine with mac and cheese! Hopefully Aunty Jo’ll lemme try mac and cheese toms~
  • Kim’s coming back to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
  • Then toms night I’m watching the Broncos play; we’re predicted to win!
  • Righteo, hope everyone’s having a smashing week~

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts! That’s even rarer than five~ XD