Thursday Post 289b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2125. Righteo, potential final, final events for Thursday?

Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 25^TH consecutive sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:50am and after one pot :P trip I immediately tried falling back asleep, coz I knew PIG mum would come poke me up @ 7:30am!
• At 5:29pm I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:57. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 5:39pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:34. that’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz back for my first game I already lasted 7:21!

Sleep didn’t fully return, but PIG mum beginning her a-THUMPING around upstairs @ 7:20am prompted another pot :p trip before I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• PIG mum lets herself into my room @ 7:30am to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly not only with a bra but a tee (because dearest dad hasn’t left for work yet) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with once after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, I go turn the TV on first, coz I wanna watch Sunrise!

Breakfast is some porridge with the last slice of PIG mum’s red bean and green tea cake, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. While happily watching Sunrise, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

 Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Once Kim arrives, I get into the Camry and she tootles us off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my fortnightly shopping trip!
• We find parking outside the library, and after using the loo for one tinkle (have I said before? Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown gets points coz they have not one, but TWO disabled toilets beside each other on the library level floor!) I grab Lian Hearn’s Lord of the Darkwood and happily reading that for one hour.
• After one more loo trip, we begin our shopping! Firstly, we catch two escalators up to the top floor and I buy the four chocolate teddy buns. This time, I know to pick the more handsome packet, because according to Kim, if they look more handsome, they will taste better. XD
• Next, we buy groceries from Coles, before heading downstairs and finishing the shopping @ Woolies, after we both take a seat and have a breather after catching the escalator down. Coz the fruit shop there’s called The fruit Temple, I jokingly tell Kim I’ll worship whichever fruit I see first that day. The bananas won this morning. XD
• Shopping finished, kim tootles me off to Woka Woka to meet Pastor Grace and Naomi for lunch! One they arrive, she goes and has her chicken Caesar salad sitting outside Papa Rotti.
• Today I order the baked pork chop rice without capsicum. I ask the waitress does she speak Cantonese and when she shakes her head no, try to order ‘no capsicum’ in Mandarin but obviously didn’t make too much sense coz Nick the head waiter comes over to clarify my order! XD instead of capsicum, he gives me lotsa frozen peas and corn.
• Over lunch, I tell Pastor Grace about my upcoming dental surgery and she tells me how she’s about to give some talk @ BCCC soon. Naomi just happily colours in.
• They leave at 1:30pm; Kim returns to pick me up five minutes late. When I ask her where she’d gone, she confessed she’d been busting and needed to pee. XD Before leaving, I find Nick the head waiter and ask him can he tell the chefs to be more careful with their soup; see, I started drinking mine, felt a tingle in my throat, dug deeper into the bowl and came up with several cashews! O_o Nick told me to let the waitress know in the future, and they can gimme a bowl of sweetcorn soup instead, because he doesn’t decide what goes into the set soups.
• Kim tootles me home, I ring dearest dad, turn off the alarm then take my quickest possible shower – I wash and rinse my own hair today. Because I’m showering my quickest, I only have time to sing my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully aloud four times.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for three more tinkles, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era and say my thanks and byes to Kim, who’s back Saturday arvo. Actually, she blowdries my hair while I’m seated over the loo, hence why I stay for three tinkles. Turns out the cord’s long enough to reach, provided I lean all the way forward! I’m okay with that coz Era’s holding onto the side rail and my bum’s sitting over the loo hole; usually @ the NAB I hate leaning forward!
• When PIG mum announces her safe arrival home, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her back in, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• We each have a chocolate teddy bun and one mug of Chinese tea for arvo tea. While we munch, PIG mum tells me she did lotsa dressings @ work today.
• Arvo tea finished, I sneak my mobile into the loo and play Candy Crush. XD
• Tonight I’m planning to watch Nine’s Friday night football coz I’ve already exceeded the PISSY two hour net time limit that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to. *sigh*
• Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? Dunno if Alayna’s coming for a meeting @ 10am, but in the early arvo I’m seeing Ray for some acupuncture and massage, before Aunty Lucia comes to mind me for one hour. *sigh*
• Hopefully PIG mum’ll feed me dinner early, coz toms night I’m planning to watch the Broncos play!
• So prolly won’t bbl, but hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
• Cheers,
• Em. ^^
• P.S. Joni’s devotional topic’s “A Word From Joni’s Sister …”
• P.P.S. Excuse the dot points; I tried to left align them! XD