Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2097 steps (ha, I'm just over two grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'The Marvel Of Creation'; thirdly, TWFT topic's "You're Perfect While Being Made Holy" and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Using Your Voice'. Anyways, events for today?
- Yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Like the past several days, nature didn't call until 6:10am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
- Usually nature calls hourly after that initial morning pot :P trip, but happiness was snoring soundly until dearest dad very thoughtfully walked silently along the hallway and unpopped the lock into the garage before waking again to relieve myself.After dearest dad has kissed me bye, pretended to suck Pearl's six pearls (Pearl can only body slam dad since he's not got any appendages for flailing with XD), retucked me back into bed and left for his hard day's work, Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more to relieve myself about one hour later, shortly before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo before going back outside and awaiting Hannah's arrival.
- After Hannah arrives, she knocks, opens the door says good morning and fifteen more minutes ... Pearl nods @ her and she wisely removes herself, even though Pearl can't actually give the Bear Bum. XD
- When Hannah comes back, I use the pot :P for three more tinkles while we catchup on what's happened during the week we last saw each other, we get me kitted and I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- Breakfast was one yummy bowl of Sultana Bran, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my
mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get
through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the
cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day
whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him,
despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good
attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase
'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent
life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of
Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets
to live?? *sigh*
- After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming
hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also
leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to
Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to
make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NO
- After washing and drying Era, I climb into Tank and Hannah tootles us out to Calamvale Central for walkies and grocery shopping. Pity the disabled parks are all taken and Hannah must find parking further away, coz she refuses to get a trolley for us, but hey.
- Our first stop was the Discount Fruit Market, where I buy pears.
- Next we head into Woolies for a box of facial tissues.
- Then I take a seat outside Woolies and Hannah goes back inside and does her own shopping. She comes back with three sushi rolls for her morning tea and shares with me half the kaarage chicken one, score!
- Shopping done, we just sit and play with our mobiles until PIG mum Whatsapps me saying she's home.
- Our last stop's the bakery for our bahn mis; Hannah also buys an extra apple turnover and cheesecake for her partner!
Uh, how come my bullet points disappeared?? Anyways ... XD - Phew, they're back now. XD Anyways, I went home and took a nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was already finished after only singing 4%, but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before tapping the nice warm water off and calling Hannah back.
- I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Hannah rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
- Back outside, lunch was my delicious pork salad roll plus one warm mug of some infusion. Hannah cleaned the bathroom then came out to eat her lemongrass chicken salad roll before just playing on her mobile until Era placed Ela onto the table and asked please for a massage.
- At 1:55pm, I used the loo once more for two tinkles. Hannah left about thirty seconds early but she prolly came about thirty seconds early too, so yeah. She's back same time next week.
- After I've used up my most important two hours of the day, I'll head over to the gobbling :P table, ask PIG mum for some arvo tea and hopefully read for one hour before hopefully watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 186TH time!
- Toms: seeing Ray for some acupuncture and massage in the morning; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ him. XD
- Angelica's minding me from 3:40pm till 5:40pm since she's got jiujitsu classes to attend after leaving. Hope she drops another swearword; another pearl milk tea for me! XD
- Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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