Tuesday Post 282e

Good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3491 (bet I’ll have cracked 3500 before the night’s out XD) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘January 1’. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

• PIG mum eventually comes to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with a bra strap and a tee because dearest dad’s home before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted. She comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. The first breakfast for 2019’s rather boring: two plain (no honey) Weet-Bix, all my usual drugs :P and one large full mug of water. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Suddenly PIG mum says visit the bathroom; dad’s taking us out! One more tinkle for me, then =I climb into the car.
• Dad tootles us … somewhere. XD Some kinda mega/super centre? We visit Anaconda and IKEA, having lunch there @ the tuckshop. Originally I’d been so excited: dad had ordered THREE meals; was I FINALLY gonna get ONE meal? Of course not! Dad takes like one entire meal for his lunch toms (I don’t understand why; he’s on hols!!), and eats another one himself, leaving PIG mum and I one to share. Needless to say, I got piss little. Chicken meatballs, potato mash ..
• Back home, I switch to sitting in the front seat coz PIG mum’s driving me to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.
• Lol, she simply can’t resist, can she? I’ve asked her before, “Mother, if I’m addressed BY NAME and you’re not addressed AT ALL, could you please do me the courtesy of letting me reply before joining in with your greetings? Coz when you insist on inserting yourself when you’re not even addressed just makes you sound desperate. But she CAN’T!  when I’m walking up Aunty Ann’s driveway; Aunty Ann hears our approach and comes to open the door for us, calling, “Hello Ah Em!” PIG mum IMMEDIATELY inserts herself into the conversation, “Hello, Ann!” I cringe inwardly for her because honestly, that just makes her look DESPERATE. But not to worry, I’ve explained that to Aunty Ann before and she understands. XD
• Anyways, after using the loo for one tinkle, I lie down and enjoy Aunty Ann’s firm minustrations while PIG mum enjoys yapping UNCEASINGLY @ Aunty Ann throughout the entire massage. XD
• Afterwards, I use the loo for one tinkle and sit to drink one mug of water before we take our leave.
• Back home, I  walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• I tootle happily online for awhile, pity PIG mum had to tumble downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately force me offline.
• First, I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< What’s worse, PIG mum just can’t SHUT UP and let Ela try her hardest; no, she’s gotta give order after order, command after command and instruction after instruction!
• Then I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk around the kitchen and prepare arvo tea; the whole ordeal was so traumatic I’ve even blocked the memory of what arvo tea was! Oh, it may have been one thin little slice of some cheesecake thing PIG mum recently baked.
• Afterwards, I walk myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off – actually, my new trick this year to enjoy a warmer shower’s just to nudge the water hotter once PIG mum’s gone but nudge it back cooler before she comes back XD -  dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum only helped dry my back, do Elf’s AFO straps (I’m still doing all the lifting and bending of the leg) and both laces.
• Afterwards, I use the loo for one more tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When the parents summon me over for dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle before joining them @ the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight was the usual tasteless boiled affair:: rice, lotsa not-very-yummy bean sprouts, lotsa some other vegetable, one chunk of plain tofu and like three thin strips of delicious chicken.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one final loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Tuesday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening Wednesday, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, I've already managed FIVE posts tonight and it's not even Wednesday yet! XD