Thursday, January 31, 2019

Thursday Post 293b


Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2112a, I’m just over two grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Thursday?

  • After, nature calls roughly every hour until Kim announces her arrival five minutes early. Sweet, today she sticks her head in and announces fifteen more minutes before heading back down the hallway to let PIG mum yap @ her. XD
  • My fifteen minutes up, I feign sleep when Kim comes calling. Today, instead of shaking the blankets, she taps Daddy Bear! “Ted, tell Emily to wake up,” she orders.
  • We get me kitted (I do the tee, my pants and Elf’s socks; Kim does the rest) then I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
  • Thanks to Kim who got a spoon for me~ Breakfast was two dry (no honey) Weet-Bix, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Whilst happily watching Sunrise (thanks Kim for turning the television on), I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • That done, Kim tootles me out to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my fortnightly shopping trip! We find parking outside the library, and after using the loo for one tinkle, I grab Kylie Chan’s ‘Demon Child’, sit and happily read for about one hour, reaching pg. 100 @ 9:50am, pg. 111 @ 10;09am and pg. 125 @ 10;29am.
  • After posting an update to Facebook and using the loo for one more tinkle, Kim and I begin shopping!
  • First, we grab a trolley and start shopping @ Woolies. Caitlin’s back! When I groused @ her how could she go on a cruise and not come back any fatter she sheepishly answered, “I had trouble doing up my work tee buttons this morning!” XD
  • Next, Kim buys me one sausage bun and one custard bun from New Your Baguette (I wait outside, hanging onto the trolley coz the shop’s too narrow and the trolley wouldn’t fit inside) before we head upstairs and finish our shopping @ Coles.
  • Wow, it’s only 11:30am by the time our shopping’s finished! We just sit outside the lift and poke away @ our smartphones before Kim tootles me off to Woka Woka Underwood to meet Pastor Grace for lunch~
  • What good timing! We arrive simultaneously~
  • Today I order the teriyaki stir fry udon with a cold milk tea and Pastor Grace orders the baked spag bol with a cold Ovaltine.
  • Over lunch, she tells me all about Naomi’s first few days of school plus how she’s making some program about second generation Christian evangelism.
  • She left @ 1:15pm; hence why I didn’t bother ringing Kim.
  • Yay, dad was already home when we arrived home, meaning I didn’t need to turn off the alarm!
  • So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me with Erf’s sock, my bra strap, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Kim cleans the bathroom before sitting down to very gently and very sporadically massage Ela for about thirty minutes while using her smartphone. Her hubby’s surname’s Do, BTW.
  • When PIG mum gets home, I let her nab half my yummy sausage bun for arvo tea, before sneaking my mobile into the loo and playing Candy Crush; I randomly pass another two levels! Oh, and I do another stinky unspeakable. Unsure why PIG mum starts bitching @ me after I return online, but hey.
  • Toms: mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< But should I survive that, Fi’s taking me for lunch @ Rice Paper Vietnamese Cuisine!
  • Then I’m seeing Ray for some acupuncture and massage; bet PIG mum’s simply dying to yap unceasingly @ him. XD
  • Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm, coz she’s not coming Saturday.
  • Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

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