Saturday Post 283d

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2466. Oh, I’m sure I’ll crack 2.5 grand someday. Just not today. XD righteo, final, final events for Saturday?

• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, get dried, get creamed and have another tinkle. When Besta rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she’s doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last when she’s giving Wally back to Ela.
• Back outside, lunch is one bowl of the yummy fried rice she’s cooked plus my third and final mug of white tea with two sugars.
• Before she leaves, I use the loo once more for two tinkles.
• I’m only online for like eleven minutes when PIG mum gets home from work and dad suddenly announces he’s taking me shoe shopping! Hello, I don’t even LIKE shoe shopping! We’re leaving the driveway before I realise I’m not wearing a bra; back inside I go.
• Dad tootles us to the DFO. Originally, I thought he’d found me shoes and was taking me to try them but first he drags me to one store, then another. By the time he’s dragged me to the third store, I’m like, fricking hell, I thought you knew where the shoes are. If you dunno what you want, lemme sit down and you go shoe hunting yourself. *sigh* Finally, back @ the first shop, the parents buy me two pairs of sneakers.
• We both visit the loo once and then dad wants arvo tea @ his favourite shop: Donut King. I get half a donut, PIG mum gives me her mobile to play with then continues shopping, coming back with a thick fleecy top from JayJays!
• Back home, PIG mum hits the sack, I tootle online and dad cooks dinner.
• When dinner’s called, I use the loo for one tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, two/three slices of yucky silk melon (thanks to PIG mum who lets me ‘donate my slices to her XD), half/one yummy Chinese mushroom, one wee chunk of tasteless soup pork and some salmon.
• Dinner’s washed down with one bowl of soup before I take my bowl over to the sink then walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• At 9pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, Carol’s coming to help me up @ 8am and dropping me off @ church by 11am! Should ask PIG mum: toms should I plop online for awhile/read? Truth be told, I’m rather cut that I didn’t get to read for a blessed three hours coz I had to accompany dad shoe shopping and I’d like to read for one hour toms to make upfor it, but I’m rather worried that should I take that option, I’ll not have enough time to enjoy my MOST IMPORTANT two hours of the day online … hmm, will ask PIG mum then go with whatever she suggests.
• Would love to have lunch out with ESS peers but fully prepared and expecting a cheap lunch with the parents from Maccas.
• Also expecting a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum. *sigh*
• But dad had better take us out for dinner together toms night! Although obviously I’ll get piss little. *another sigh*
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^