Monday Post 214

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2425 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘The Rewards Of Generosity’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed FIFTYMINUTES online after Kim leaves from minding me for two hours!! Anyways, events for today?

-         For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:45am, I lasted 5:53. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

-         Now @ 3:03pm, I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:33. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, so I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:35am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 5:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-         The teddies and I cuddled and snored, me waking on the hour to use the pot :p again, before PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs. Shortly afterwards, she let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with a bra before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

-         PIG comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-         After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         So begins a hard morning for poor Ela. Firstly, I haveta let her gleefully force her to feed me breakfast, which takes fifty-two separate orders from her. For the record, it’s not like I’m unaware of how Ela should be moving but alas, the message just gets lost going from my idiot brain to her. >< Besides, who am I to deny PIG mum the immense joy she so obviously derives from getting to boss me around and gimme orders, etc.? *sigh*

-         Next, I haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force poor Era to help hang the day’s washing, coz stupid Ela’s too useless to help with that. Anyhow, I HATES standing practice! ><

-         Back inside, I then haveta let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me some banana/pear for morning tea. . For the record, it’s not like I’m unaware of how Ela should be moving but alas, the message just gets lost going from my idiot brain to her. >< Besides, who am I to deny PIG mum the immense joy she so obviously derives from getting to boss me around and gimme orders, etc.? *sigh*

-         All that done, she goes upstairs and gets changed. Me, I sit and watch Nine’s morning news (the sports report) before I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         PIG mum tootles us out to Ho Lin Wah for half a lunch! Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we listen to 97.3FM all day too and today, Era helps Ela stretch for thirty-five minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm @ least 150 times, holding each for a count of five.

-         At Ho Lin Wah, we order the two set meals (one pork, one fish) and share, after PIG mum nabs half for our arvo tea first. I drink a HK-style cold milk tea while PIG mum has a lemon Coke. The waiter’s really good: he warns me that the soup he’s just brought over’s really hot so be careful, explained to me that takeaway containers cost thirty cents when I asked for two please and even apologised when he came to collect PIG mum’s finished lunch and tried to collect mine too but I apologised for being a slow eater coz I hadn’t finished yet! XD

-         Lunch finished, PIG mum tootled me off to unique Physiotherapy for my weekly torture session with Vincent the physio.

-         Physio today: sat first go, then practised fitting two blocks together. Wrist extension for Ela and reaching for Era. Horrid Vincent’s threatened he won’t lemme sit for physio next week; in that ase, I’m not leaving the waiting room! ><

-         Back home, I turned off the alarm and did a stinky unspeakable before plopping online for awhile.

-         Unfortunately, I then had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and this time let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the days washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><

-         Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Yay that today’s white tea day; fingers crossed that she’ll lemme outta shoelace tying practice and that I’ll get to read for one whole hour!

-         Toms: late morning UQ physio, although I’m not sure who with.

-         Hopefully PIG mum’ll take me somewhere yummy for lunch afterwards before I see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Actually, isn’t the Melbourne Cup being run toms? I don’t wanna miss that!

-         Presumably it’s Kim coming back to mind me between 4pm and 6pm again. Hopefully she’ll lemme off shoelace tying practice and lemme read for one hour again, coz I’m pretty sure she’s not gonna lemme drink white tea with two sugars like today.

-         Then toms night I’m off to Dr. Lee’s for small group; fingers crossed he’ll break out the dessert again. XD

-         So hopefully bbl after Kim leaves, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^