Sunday Post 234b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; yes, I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding only  steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Theory Or Truth (3)’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s only three but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-TWO MINUTES online after I get home from church this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 6^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Despite very inconsiderate PIG mum cooking up a storm @ like 12:20am and waking me, I persuaded my bladder to lemme fall back asleep again and not call until after the sun had risen, @ like 6:20am! After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• The teddies and I cuddle and snore for one more hour, PIG mum a-THUMPING around upstairs my signal to wake and use the pot :P once more. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only a bra strap but a tee (because dearest dad hasn’t left for church yet) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes.

PIG mum comes to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. At 10:26pm, I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:50. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Sunday Post 234

Good morning! :P
cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 234e

One final good evening and greeting for Saturday! Em’s final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3272. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• While happily watching Avatar and Gmail chatting with Leanne, @ 9pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Bible study has finished, meaning the parents will attend church first then PIG mum will come back and take me to attend ESS before racing off to join the other aunties who can’t be bothered attending Bible study like my dearest dad does on their very informal ‘fellowship’. Like I’ve said, I’m really not sure why she calls it that coz I’m fairly certain it’s just a coffee and gossip session but hey, no biggie~
• Expecting the parents won’t lemme out for lunch with my peers, and even if they do, what’s open for lunch come Easter Sunday?
• Also expecting a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum. *sigh*
• But hopefully she’ll lemme eat arvo tea, shower and have dinner early, coz the Broncos start their next game @ 7pm and I don’t wanna miss that! Last time I tried wolfing dinner down during halftime but realised I missed out on the halftime show so if that happens again toms, I’m just gonna delay dinner till after the match!
• Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed FIVE posts! And it’s not even Wednesday today~ XD

Saturday Post 234d

A penultimate greeting for tonight! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3222. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

• When the parents called dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle first before walking myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown hairy melon, lotsa soup potato and carrot, some chewy beef and some silver perch.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Back to watching Avatar now. Fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Saturday plus what’s happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 234c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total now stands @ 3123 (despite me not having left the house today). Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

• Once I’d published the previous post, I watched Seven’s 6pm news.
• Unfortunately, PIG mum ruined my good day when she tumbled downstairs from pigland, immediately booted me offline and gleefully FORCED L me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her. Gosh, I hope I’m still awake after counting to 500 tonight; there’s nothing better I’d like to do then to sing myself to sleep! ><
• Again, hopefully bbl after dinner tonight, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 234b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ only 645 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Inadequacies’.  Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

• When Kim announced her arrival exactly @ 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea was one yummy pear and one mug of green tea. Happiness was getting to read for one more whole hour, meaning I’ve spent three hours (1/4 of today) with my nose buried in a book! :D I don’t care how slow the cruel and unfaithful God has left my reading speed; I’ve always loved reading and I’m very determined to not Him take that away from me! As for Kim, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for around one hour while watching her nutrition videos.
• After watching the sports report, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I signed Kim off with my thanks and byes. She’s not back till Wednesday 4:30pm till 6:30pm, coz Easter Monday’s a public holiday. Cripes, more stress for me. ><
• Righteo, hopefully bbl tonight after dinner, else hoping to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 234

Good afternoon! Firstly, my final, final plodding total from Friday’s actually 4856 (that’s prolly the closest I’ve been to half a normal person this year XD); secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 445 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house today) and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘Theory Or Truth (2). Anyways, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

• For my first game of Behjeweled ending @ 2:14pm, I lasted 6:48. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Lol, yesterday I had arvo tea (dragon fruit) followed immediately by dinner @ the very early time of 5pm, coz Uncle Colbert was picking us up @ 6pm! Reminded me of how dinner was served @ the insane asylum (more commonly known to every else as the Brain Injuries Rehab Ward of the Princess Alexandra Hospital XD) @ 5pm … they’re bad memories best forgotten!
• Now @ 2:44pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:31. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve already played another nearing nine minutes!
• One more loo trip for me before Uncle Colbert arrived, then off to St. Pau’s cathedral we headed!
• Uncle Colbert found us street parking fairly close to the entrance, yay. I mounted a short flight of stairs to read the cathedral, we lined up, bought our tickets, then PIG mum took me once to the loo. I was just very disappointed that there weren’t any accessible bathrooms… ><
• Uncle Colbert found us great seats: second row from the front! Unfortunately, someone had already taken the most left, but since I sat in between uncle Colbert and PIG mum, I knew I was safe~
• And what a concert it was! I remembered not to squee excitedly when I saw Dr. Lee enter the stage and cause him embarrassment. XD Idiot me, however, didn’t remember Aunty Rebecca’s name until the first female soloist appeared! XD Also, I got lost following all the lyrics printed on the programs coz (1) I don’t read German and (2) the choir repeated parts here and there, which just got me further lost!
• I was a bit disappointed that we the audience were asked to refrain from clapping (because of the seriousness of what was being performed) because I thought Dr. Lee and co. performed really well! We were just instructed to leave quietly, which we did. Uncle Colbert helped me back down the several steps outta the cathedral, saying ‘twas an occupational hazard of his. XD Yay that Dr. Lee caught up with us when we were walking back to his car and I got to congratulate him on his performance~
• Uncle Colbert tootled us back home, I used the loo once more, spent a lil more time online then let PIG mum gleefully boot me off to bed. Actually, I was feeling rather peckish and she’d offered me a proper half-cup of milk before bed, not just the usual small half-mouthful, but I declined lest nature call all night. Instead, she lemme have one Easter bunny chocolate ear! The poor rabbit was rather apprenhensive @ being devoured, but I assured him ‘twas a very honourable death. XD

Today: yay, 5^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until like 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

The teddies and I cuddle and snore for another hour, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum comes to hit me with the eye goo before leaving for her half day’s work. Once she’s gone, I spend another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After dearest dad has retucked the teddies and I back into bed and promised to stay quiet so that we can snore in peace, I have a massive sleep and don’t wake again to relieve myself till like 9:30am! No point in trying to fall back asleep afterwards, I just count to 200/300 then spend a final ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Kim actually arrives ten minutes early, coz she can see we recently got a new stovetop installed and wants dad to teach her how it’s turned on so she can cook me lunch.
• After my fifteen more minutes, Kim gets me kitted and I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Pity that Kim refuses to squirt me some toothpaste like Besta does but Ela still enjoys her once weekly break when Era gets to squirt the toothpaste like how I did it even BEFORE the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my life with the disabling brain tumour. *sigh*
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Yay, dad has left me one whole ham and egg sandwich for breakfast~ Pity Kim doesn’t know how to cook the bread yummy (she says we’re outta butter?) but she adds some cheese for me and I also enjoy my first mug of white tea with two sugars. My biggest joy’s getting to read my book club novel for 1.25 hours~ As for Kim, she cleans my room (but won’t put the pot :P back into the commode chair for me, alas) then sits and very gently and very sporadically massages Ela for one hour while watching her nutrition videos.
• Just after midday, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Kim makes me another mug of white tea with two sugars coz she can’t find any Milo/Nesquik/Ovaltine? I read for another 0.25 hours then ring Aunty Lai, chatting with her for about seven minutes.
• Next I try reaching Aunty Nga, but Annie jie jie says they’ve gone to Cheung Chau.
• Instead, I happily read for another forty minutes..
• At 12:55pm, I walk myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for two tinkles then back to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Yay that Kim’s left me one whole bowl of fried rice for lunch, plus my third (and presumably final) mug of white tea with two sugars for lunch. She’s followed dad’s order to completely smother the fried rice with vegetables, but unlike Besta, who knows to also add lotsa sauce, has put like NO sauce into it! >< Oh well, never mind~ Over lunch, I read for five more minutes, meaning if I can fit in one more happy hour of reading in this arvo, I’ll have spent three blessed hours today with my nose buried in a book! ^^ Also, Aunty Nga rings back and we chat for like nine minutes~
• After lunch, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm today.
• Dad had better take us out for dinner together tonight!
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Braced for the fact that the parents won’t lemme enjoy lunch with my peers afterwards and that PIG mum will subject me to a stressful arvo. ><
• But apparently Australian Spartan’s airing toms night; hopefully it’ll pull better ratings than the first time around and won’t get taken off air again! No, wait: but the Broncos are playing toms night; must watch that!!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 286c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1327 and secondly, the spam count for the week’s thirteen. Righteo, potential final, final events for Friday?

I awoke for the pot :P again when dearest dad walked silently down the hallway and opened the lock leading out to the garage. @ 7:45am. After the second pot :P trip, I then spent the ten minutes till 7:55am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• Now @ 1:54pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:21. That’s today’s quotas satisfied and I promise I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I furthermore promise not to play again untiltoms, coz I’ve also played one more memorable one lasting 7:16!
• Immediately after dearest dad left the house, PIG mum came to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with a bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently, which I complied with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast is half the yummy custard bun I bought from Sunni Bakery with Kim yesterday, one mug of water, one lil cup of milk and one big delicious mug of green tea latte. It doesn’t really matter that I haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto each pill bottle as Era unscrews the lid, the pills are taken out and Era recrews the lid coz I’m sitting and can fully concentrate. Over breakfast, I also spend ten last minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Once PIG mum’s getting herself ready upstairs, I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the 4WD.Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day nut amazingly, she lets me turn the radio on!
• At church, I use the loo once for one tinkle then grab my usual spot. Huge thanks to Dr. Esther who walks behind me, thus saving me from a potentially disastrous fall.
• Yay, I get to stay seated for worship! Originally, I was afraid that PIG mum, who was seated beside me, would gleefully FORCE L me to stand, but then Samuel Enderby came to sit beside her and so she let me be, phew~
• Speaker today was Peter Pie!
• Afterwards, you could stay in the hall for more singing (my option) or head downstairs for chatting privately with someone/writing yourself a letter/spending some quiet time (what PIG mum did).
• Service over, PIG mum gave me a hand down the first step; I used the loo once, grabbed two lil chunks of hot cross bun and took a seat.
• Uncle Colbert wandered over and reminded us he’ll pick us up for Dr. Lee’s concert @ 6pm, so must have an early dinner!
• After PIG mum tootled us home, I turned the alarm off then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When PIG mum called lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Lunch was two-minute Maggi chicken noodles with an entire bowlful of frozen vegies.
• Lunch was washed down with one mug of roasted rice water before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When nature randomly called @ 2:35am, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea, shower, dinner … hoping to get all that done! I can forsee PIG mum denying me arvo tea, though … *sigh*
• Gotta have an early dinner, though, coz Uncle Colbert’s coming @ 6pm and taking PIG mum and I to hear Dr. Lee’s concert! Dr. Lee told PIG mum and I that he mightn’t get the chance to come over and say hi personally, to which I just replied, “No probs; I’m just waiting to fangirl squee you.” XD A bark of laughter from Dr. Lee. “Please don’t!” XD
• Toms: just church, nothing special. If dad won’t lemme out for lunch with other EM people afterwards he’d better take PIG mum and I out for dinner toms night!
• And since Easter Sunday’s toms, hopefully FINALLY I can get started on my small stash of Easter chocolate! Righteo, hope everyone – wait … tomorrow’s SATURDAY, not Sunday! Don’t worry, I’ve a perfectly logical reason for my stupidity: I was dropped on my head as a baby. XD
• Expect a super-pissy plodding total from me toms. Besta’s not coming to help me outta bed coz Kyabra doesn’t work over the Easter long weekend, but Kim will. She’s also coming back for the 4pm till 6pm shift. Fingers crossed I can get three blessed hours of reading in toms! Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 286b

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1199 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Theory Or Truth (1)’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online after lunch!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 4^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:45am and after one pot :P trip, I went straight back to sleep coz I wanted to wake and use the pot :P once more before PIG mum and got me/dearest dad left for sth!
• At 12:52pm, I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:20. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 286

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 286d

Good evening again and one final greeting for Thursday! Em’s final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2460. Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll crack 2500 some other day. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: it’s Ester Friday; yay for public holidays! PIG mum says she’ll take me to the EM Good Friday service @ 9:30am.
• Presuming will head home for lunch afterwards … unless there’s morning tea provided?
• Will hopefully get to spend some time online toms arvo
• Must take a shower before Uncle Colbert arrives. The bad thing’s that Cathay Community Association isn’t sending Aunty Kitty/Aunty Lucia to supervise my shower coz it’s a public holiday, meaning PIG mum will doubtless cause me grief and stress when I dry and rekit myself, but the good thing’s that I can sing my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully while showering.
• Then toms night Uncle Colbert’s taking PIG mum and I out to st. Sth (John’s? mark’s? stephen’s? Andrew’s? XD) to watch Dr. Lee sing in concert! When Dr. Lee put the invite to our SG,I tried asking could he please drive me, but he said he couldn’t coz he needed to get their earlier for rehearsal and stuff, but then he told me Uncle Colbert was attending and why not try asking him? I did; Uncle Colbert rang and told mother he could drive me but wouldn’t be comfortable helping me to the loo coz he’s a guy and could she come too? I think she is! Looking forward to this concert; PIG mum did say we attended one before the cruel and unfaithful God smited me down with the disabling brain tumour but I’ve lost all memory of that … looking forward to making new memories! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms~

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Fingers crossed PIG mum will finally lemme enjoy one Easter egg tonight!!
P.P.S. Perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me toms?

Thursday Post 286c

Good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2397 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Spit’. Anyways, continuing events for tonight?

·        When the parents called dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle before joining them @ the gobbling :P table, walking myself slowly and safely and rising above His near-overwhelming hatred so as not to let the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.

·        Dinner tonight: seemed like a totally bland affair, after the scrumptious lunch I enjoyed this arvo: rice, lotsa watercress, lotsa soup carrot, lotsa yummy cauliflower and some tasteless soup meat.

·        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful god’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Back to watching Avatar now! Fingers crossed I can bbl after one final loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening Friday, else wishing everyone a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 286b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2285. Righteo, potential final, final events for Thursday?

• Now @ 4:24pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:36. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XDActually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve played one more memorable one lasting 7:56!
• The teddies and I cuddle and snore for another hour, PIG mum a-THUMPING around my signal to wake and use the pot :P once more. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with only the bra strap but a tee also (because dearest dad hasn’t left for work yet) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P  table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, I go and turn the television on first, because I wanna watch Sunrise!

Breakfast is some plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of milk, which I pour myself. That actually takes two goes coz the first time, PIG mum comes downstairs and spitefully POURS my mug of milk down the drain, but she’s STUPID and leaves the milk in the fridge, meaning once she goes back upstairs, I just return to the fridge and repeat the motion. XD mission: pour myself one cup of milk: successful. XD over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• When Kim arrives, I get into the Camry and she tootles me off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my fortnightly shopping trip! Sadly there’s no parking available on the library level, but luckily Kim finds a parking spot one storey up. Unfortunately the carpark’s partially flooded (I was walking through like 2cm of water) and I was terrified I’d slip and fall, but thanks to Kim who lemme hold onto her hand through the scary part; I let go once we found dryer ground~
• After using the loo once, I grab Matthew Reilly’s ‘The Great Zoo Of China’ then sit and happily read for one hour. After reading this novel for months, I finally finished reading it! Today I reached pg. 500 @ 9:53am and finished the whole story @ 10;06am, but then there was an interview with the author to read! I then reached pg. 525 @ 10:15am and finished the entire book @ 10:19am; lucky I had the forethought to grab another book coz Kim hadn’t returned yet! It’s a little novella also by Matthew Reilly and I reached pg. twenty-five @ 10:36am just before Kim came back but I doubt I’ll continue reading it next fortnight coz it’s not very interesting.
• After one more loo trip, we start shopping upstairs. Our first stop’s Sunni Bakery, where I grab two buns. Originally, I was looking for the four lil chocolate teddy heads, but they weren’t available today. Shame.
• Next we bought groceries from Coles.
• Back downstairs, usually I take a seat and rest my tired legs while Kim puts our groceries into the boot, but I’m guessing she didn’t wanna today coz the ground was wet; instead, we just sat outside Woolies for a five minute breather, me Whatsapping PIG mum and her playing some Candy Crush similar game on her phone before we grabbed a trolley and finished our grocery shopping @ Woolies. Did I say? It’s finally got self-serve checkouts!
• Shopping finished, Kim tootles me back to Woka Woka for lunch with the Lungs.
• Thanks to Pastor Grace who ordered my meal without the cashew nuts,; she can speak proper Chinese! Naomi proudly told me she was four now and of course, Pastor Chris waited until I’d stuffed my gob full before asking me a question. XD I just shot him an exasperated look; when Pastor grace did exactly the same thing the next mouthful I shot her an exasperated look too. She just laughed. “Swallow first.” She instructed. XD
• They left @ 1:20pm; I texted Kim to please come pick me up.
• Back home, I rang dearest dad, turned off the alarm then went to the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 32% (my new record for 2018) of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After I flipped the nice warm water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, washed and dried Era, said my thanks and byes to Kim (who’s back Saturday 10am till 1pm then again from 4pm till 6pm), locked the door on her then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When PIG mum arrives home, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her back in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  Then I let her nab half my yummy bun for arvo tea while we both drink one cup of roasted rice water.
• Then I smuggled my mobile into the loo and played Candy Crush. I also did another stinky unspeakable.
• Toms: it’s Easter Friday; yay for public holidays! I’m attending Good Friday service come 9:30am @ BCAC; presumably having lunch back home afterwards?
• Looking forward to toms night, though: Uncle Colbert’s taking PIG mum and I to hear Dr. Lee warble!
• So hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Watching Seven’s 6pm news; found lotsa interesting surnames! Gee, Madders, Sutherland, lehmann, Wardle, Traeger, Skripal, Wille, Barlow and Peats!

Thursday Post 286

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2189 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘The Pluses And Minuses Of Role Models’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-FOUR MINUTES online after I let PIG mum back inside!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:52pm, I lasted 5:32. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Yay, 3^rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6;20am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 286f

One final greeting and good evening for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2395. Righteo, final, final events for Wednesday?

• At 9pm, I walk myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Tonight’s ice cream night; if horrid PIG mum denies me my PISSY amount again tonight, I’m definitely singing myself to sleep tonight; screw counting! ><
• Toms: hopefully Kim’s taking me for my fortnightly shopping trip toms!
• Looking forward to catching up with the Lungs for lunch~
• Then fingers crossed dearest dad will take mother and I out somewhere for dinner toms night!
• Righteo, hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts! That’s even rarer than five! XD,

Wednesday Post 286e

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2341. Anyways, continuing events for Wednesday?

• Dr. Lee suddenly said in our small group Facebook chat that he knew Uncle Colbert was attending his concert this Friday and maybe try ask him? Great idea! I asked right away and he saw right away but chose not to answer yet.
• When dinner was called, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle first before joining the parents @ the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa hairy melon, some yummy pork mince and one yummy Chinese mushroom. Uncle Colbert rang partway through dinner and said he could drive me to Dr. Lee’s concert but wasn’t sure how I’d manage bathroom trips coz he’s male so how about PIG mum come with?
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed FIVE posts! That usually only happens Wednesdays~ XD

Wednesday Post 286d

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2243 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘God Suffered First’. Anyways, potential final, final events for Wednesday?

Actually, he didn’t leave @ 7:45am, but unlocked the door leading into the garage, which awoke me, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:55am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• After dearest dad came to kiss me bye and retucked the teddies and I into bed, we cuddled and snored for about another hour, PIG mum a-THUMPING around upstairs my signal to wake and use the pot :P once more. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to help me exceedingly slightly with the bra strap and to hit me with the eye goo before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes.

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is some plain porridge with one slice of dry toast torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P anda small half mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Thanks to PIG mum who lets Kylie inside; thanks to Kylie who brings our copy of the Southern Star inside for us! I did berate her for not bringing a pizza; her defence was that pizza places don’t open till after midday! XD
• I walked her out when she left, used the loo once then plopped online for awhile.
• Lunch was early: 11:30am but oh, I scored! Aunty Kelly not only made me a tuna toastie with cheese, she also fried me six dumplings and lemme drink one mug of full cream milk! :D Happiness was getting to watch Seven’s morning news, too~
• After munching lunch, I used the loo for one tinkle then sat and happily read for thirty minutes.
• PIG mum came home and tootled me off to the NAB. Physio today: seated reaching for Era, cone work reaching for Ela, wrist extension, fifteen minutes using treadmill reaching the speed 3.2km/hr. Lol, Ethan and Alicia were chatting (dunno about what; I was more focused on moving my legs to match the treadmill’s speed and not fall flat on my face/butt) when suddenly Ethan gives a bark of laughter and mutters, “Oh, sh*t.” “Oi, language!” I retorted to him. I’m dobbing on you! Tat’s two bucks for the NAB swear jar.” Ethan just laughs again. XD
• Physio finished, I use the loo once more and PIG mum tootles me back home.
• After turning the alarm off, I head into the bathroom for my nice warm shower – I wash and rinse my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 31% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After I flip the nice warm water off, I mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me with my back, Era and both legs), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Elf’s AFO, Erf’s sock and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era then head out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea’s some yummy dragon fruit and one mug of green tea. While waiting for Seven’s 6pm news, I happily read the Southern Star that Kylie kindly brought inside for us this morning!
• Yay, reception was all good; happiness was getting to watch twenty-five minutes of Seven’s 6pm news. The most interesting surname I found was ‘Logvinov’. As for Kim, after cleaning the bathroom, she sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for fifty-five minutes while watching her nutrition videos.
• At 6:25pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Perhaps I should text Kim tonight? When I asked her, she didn’t know I was meant to go shopping toms! O_o
• So fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner tonight, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 286c

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ only 463 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online after I get back home from physio this arvo!! Righteo continuing today’s events?

• Today: yay, 2^nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call again till 6:45am and after one pot :P trip I went straight back to sleep coz I wanted to wake again and kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work @ 7:45am1
• Actually, he didn’t leave @ 7:45am, but unlocked the door leading into the – bbl!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 286b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Tuesday’s 2250; secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 333 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet but perhaps don’t expect too much more coz I’ve only got upper limb session @ UQ); thirdly, TWFT topic from last night’s ‘Love Your Church (3)’ and fourthly, Joni’s devotional topic from last night’s ‘The Greatest Spectacle’ but fifthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed FIFTY MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! Anyways, let’s start off with yesterday’s events first!

·        For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 11:01am, I lasted 6:32. Now, lemme play another game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

·        After staying online till 4:40pm, I went and took my quickest possible shower – I washed and rinsed my hair today.

·        Now @ 11:16am, I’ve finished another game of bejeweled lasting 5:20. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

·        After getting dried, creamed and rekitted, I headed out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, some fruit. Huge thanks to Carol who lemme drink one mug of white tea with two sugars~

·        Just after 5:30pm, we set off for QUT!

·        Traffic wasn’t good, which meant I got to listen to some of Seven’s news simulcast on 96.5FM before we had to park in the paying area, coz the free spots had been taken.

·        Then we got majorly lost locating the room! O_o Like, we found J block okay, but there was a huge flight of steps leading into the building and hello, I’m in a wheelchair! But we asked a couple of people, got lost again, and finally thanks to this bloke who actually led us to the building!

·        Phew, I was just in time to participate in the warm-up~

·        I also volunteered for table topics; I had to sell this large flat screen TV! Neil evaluated and said I did good, but just spoke too fast.

·        I also fooled Susannah into believing about drop bears!! *MUAHAHAHA* XD

·        Afterwards, I used the loo once more then Carol tootled us back to the Warrigal Square Maccas for my Happy Meal with an orange juice. Originally I feared I’d haveta share my small chips with dad since ‘twas already like 9:28pm, but Carol said she needed to eat her dinner too so she pulled over and I wolfed down my Happy Meal.

·        Back home, thanks to PIG mum who lemme quickly do each Lumosity brain game once before booting me off to bed. Zzz~

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 286

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 233

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1849 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Love Your Church (2)’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIVE MINUTES after I get home from Toastmasters tonight!! *sigh* But just noting down that I enjoyed a great sleep last night (bid Daddy Bear sweet dreams, fell asleep and didn’t wake till 6:45am, when dad walked down the hallway and unlocked the door adjoining the garage) then had UQ physio with Alicia. Physio today: seated reaching for Era while Elf barefoot, thirty-seven sit-to-stands and about eight laps walking along hallway. Enjoyed lunch with PIG mum @ Kokoro Pinelands Plaza before seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Carol’s taking me out to Toastmasters tonight, so fingers crossed she’ll lemme buy some dinner home from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate surely @ LEAST two DECADES ago! Toms Aunty Kelly’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm; @ 10:30am Kylie from Connect 2 Group’s coming over for a meeting; fingers crossed she’s found me a paid job! Then Ela has 1.5hrs @ the NAB, before Kim comes to mind me from 4:30pm till 6:30pm. Looking forward to watching twenty-five minutes of the 6pm news with her! Finally, it’s ice cream night toms night; like I say every week, a very little’s better than none @ all … Only PIG mum has been really mean lately and not given me any … 8sigh* Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 4:12pm, I lasted 5:40. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

P.P.S. Now @ 4:35pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:05. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Monday Post 233d

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4818. Lol, that’s the closest I’ve been to half a normal person for some time! XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walk myself slowly and safely walk myself once to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful god’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: late morning UQ physio with Alicia.
• Wonder if PIG mum’ll take me anywhere for half a lunch before I see Aunty Ann for half a lunch?
• Perhaps Kylie from Connect2Group will come for a meeting?
• Then Carol’s coming to mind me from 4pm and taking me out to Toastmasters! So fingers crossed for dinner @ Maccas afterwards; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate @ LEAST two DECADES ago!! *sigh*
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms1

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, today I’ve managed FIVE posts1 this only happens usually Wednesdays! XD

Monday Post 233d

A penultimate good evening for Monday! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4774. Anyways, continuing events for Monday?

• I have one tinkle when I flip the nice warm water off, get dried, have another tinkle then get creamed. When tina rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she’s doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last when she hands me a square of toilet paper to dry inside both ears with.
• Back outside, arvo tea’s one mug of green tea and some yummy dragon fruit. Happiness is getting to read for one whole hour and still getting to watch the sports report! Still, shame, Cricket Australia, shame... Today I reached pg. 525 @ 5:15pm and pg. 550 @ 5:45~ As for Tina, after she cleaned the bathroom, she sat and gently massaged Ela for about forty-five minutes. The only alas is that she somehow managed to SMASH that big Despicable Me cup dad got from somewhere! >< But @ least she didn’t hurt herself~
• After using the loo once more for two tinkles, Tina left about five minutes late. She forgot her timesheet but says she’ll drop by toms arvo sometime and get it signed~
• Alas, right after she left, PIG mum came down and I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty-five minutes.
• I was relieved that I’d finished and was finished and back online, but never underestimate the spitefulness of PIG mum, who since she was denied the opportunity of showing off to dearest dad how much power she has over me by showing off to him how she’s gleefully FORCING L me to use the bloody treadmill for her when he comes home, decided instead to gleefully force poor Ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her, meaning she still got to show off to dad how much power she has over me. *sigh* But I reckon Ela doing exercises is less demeaning then me on the floor doing mat exercises or using the treadmill, so I’m not complaining …
• Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa cos lettuce, two/three lil yummy chunks of pork, two/three slices of black fungi and two lil chunks of pineapple!
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the kitchen then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Monday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 233c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4648. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

• So a nice warm shower for me today – I washed and rinsed my own hair. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• Oh, Joni’s devotional topic’s “What’s Good In Good Friday?’
• Now @ 7:02pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 9:02. Righteo, promise I won’t play again until toms. XD
• Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I’m still owed SEVENTEEN MINUTES online!! >< *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 233b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2130. Righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

• When Tina announced her arrival four/five minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me today – I washed and rinsed my own hair. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang – argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I’m still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online!! >< *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 233

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1872 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Love Your Church (1)’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after Tina leaves @ 6pm!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:46pm, I lasted 6:42. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 2:56pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:49. that’s today’s quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Did I drink too much tea last night? Nature called twice last night, once @ 12:05am and then again @ 2:45am, even though I already used the pot :P once before I fell asleep last night!

Nature called again around 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• The teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking to use the pot :P once more and kiss dearest dad bye when he leaves for work around 7:45am. After he’s gone, the teddies and I cuddle and snore, PIG mum’s a-THUMPING around my signal to wake and use the pot :P once more. Soon, PIG mum’s let herself into my room to help me very slightly with a bra strap and hit me with the eye goo before leaving me to get myself mostly kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes.
• PIG mum comes back to help with both laces (for some reason, she wouldn’t help me with Elf’s AFO today but luckily I managed) before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela).

Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

How disappointing: breakfast was just one bowl of plain porridge without any toast! PIG mum just snapped ‘twas coz we were meeting Mrs. Dent for an early lunch. *sigh* I also drained one full mug of water, popped all my usual drugs :P (it didn’t really matter that I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold each pill bottle while Era unscrewed the lid, the pills were taken out and Era rescrewed the lid because I was seated and could fully concentrate) and had a small half-mouthful of milk. I also spent a final ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Once PIG mum came downstairs, I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the 4WD and she tootled me off to the Coffee Club to meet Mrs. Dent for our early lunch!
• Originally we sat outside, but PIG mum was worried I couldn’t handle the wind blowing 2 my head and moved us inside. I was fine because the wind was warm~
• Mrs. Dent arrived; hugs and kisses for us~ She also passed me a birthday card, a movie voucher and a chocolate Lindt bunny!
• Lucky she had time to ask me about our trip to NZ; I told her how I fooled the poor tour guide into believing about drop bears coz then PIG mum came back and just YAPPED CEASLESSLY. XD I mean, I’m usually the slowest eater around, but she was so engrossed spraying that she wasn’t even halfway done when I’d cleared my plate! XD My two main gripes: one, she restricted me to just water (I’d been hoping for a choc shake)  and two: I’d wanted my favourite eggs Benedict but mother randomly decided I was only allowed sth with like less than 2000 kj, which basically ruled out everything. *sigh* Thanks to Mrs. Dent who eventually found me some kinda avocado, poached egg and bread thing.
• Afterwards, PIG mum took me to the loo once then tootled me off to see Vincent the physio for my weekly torture session. Physio today: two attempts before sitting, then stood most session. Bent @ least seventeen times to floor to touch Vincent’s shoe, stood on only Elf while Erf raised on tiptoes and weight shifting. I’m just grateful I won’t haveta see him next Monday coz it’s Easter Monday!
• Physio finished, PIG mum tootles us home. I turn off the alarm, used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Tina’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm today. Lol, awful PIG mum wouldn’t lemme buy a sushi roll for arvo tea, saying I could have dragon fruit. I’m cool with that; dragon fruit’s yummy! But thanks to PIG mum who’s already peeled and cut the dragon fruit for me; considering Tina took more than five minutes to peel and cut a pear for my arvo tea once! XD
• After dinner tonight, I’m planning to watch the episode of Australian Spartan that I taped last night!
• Toms: late morning UQ physio with Alicia.
• Then I’m seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage; bet PIG mum’s eagerly relishing more opportunities to yap. XD
• Carol’s coming to mind me from 4pm then taking me to Toastmasters afterwards!
• So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^