Monday, July 2, 2018

Monday Post 247e


Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4261 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Growing The Glory’. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

  • At 6:17pm I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:05. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

PIG mum returns to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

  • After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

After getting my weekly weigh-in (PIG mum’s bitching that I’m gaining weight; me, I’m not eating less until it’s warmer! I’m not saying I’ll eat more, just that I’m not dieting during the middle of Winter! XD) breakfast was some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) bread, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs (it didn’t really matter that I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold each pill bottle while Era unscrewed the lid, the pills were taken out and the lid rescrewed coz I was sitting and could concentrate) :P and one small mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Yay, this morning I watched Seven’s morning news! Horrid PIG mum wouldn’t turn on the television for me; luckily I found a live stream online~

The morning news was read by Ann Sanders. All the interesting surnames I saw: Whop, Sikorsky, Beilby, Leeming, Haddad, Mansberg, Denyer, Spriggs, Smirk (he gave the finance report)

  • Sport was read out by Michelle Bishop and weather by David Brown. Brisbane’s forecast for toms: 14-23.
  • The instant I finished watching the news, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on awhile of stupid exercises for her. She’d tried gleefully forcing me to do them for her earlier, but I asked to finish watching the news first.
  • Once Ela had finished those for PIG mum I was ready for lunch but no, then I had to let PIG mum gleefully force the legs on some stupid exercises for her too!
  • I was pleased with myself that I’d finished the exercises before dearest dad got back, because it meant PIG mum wouldn’t get the chance to show off to him how much power she has over me, but awful PIG mum then decided to gleefully FORCE L me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her @ the new speed of 2.4km/hr! ><
  • Meaning of course, dad returns home for lunch during this; PIG mum gets to show off him how much power she has over me, and he’ll see what a piece of sh*t I’ve become. Gosh, I honestly hope I’m still awake after counting to 500; there’s nothing better I’d like than to sing myself to sleep! ><
  • Before lunch, I read several chapters from Matthew, coz Dr. Lee’s preaching this Sunday and has asked everyone to get some pre-reading done.
  • Lunch was tasteless boiled leftovers and one mug of Chinese tea.
  • Before leaving, I used the loo for one tinkle and turned the alarm on before climbing into the 4WD.
  • Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we listened to 97.3FM all day (guess I should just feel grateful that PIG mum hasn’t turned the volume down into the single digits) and today, Era helped Ela stretch for twenty-five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five. Era also rubbed Ela’s fingers for four minutes.
  • Physio today: didn't get to sit; just walked from chair to Vincent and back again thrice, reaching for Ela, weightshifting and bending forward. For some reason, Vincent was very softly-spoken today and constantly apologising? Maybe he’s trying some new tactic but as long as he won’t lemme fall I don’t care.
  • Before returning home, we bought groceries from the Warrigal Square Woolies. Also thanks to PIG mum who lemme buy some sushi from The Sushi Train.
  • Back home, I turned off the alarm, used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Thanks to PIG mum who let Tina inside when she announced her arrival two minutes late, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door. Turns out she was late coz she’d taken her last client to watch The Incredibles 2!
  • So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 22% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle and got creamed. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last when I was drying inside both ears.
  • Back outside, arvo tea was my yummy sushi with one mug of green tea. I only got to read for like forty minutes, though, coz Tina’s so bloody slow, by the time I got outside ‘twas already like past 5pm! Then I realised I’d lost my page and spent the next @ least twenty minutes looking for it. >< As for Tina, after she cleaned the bathroom she sat and very gently massaged Ela for like forty minutes while very excitedly watching The Chase.
  • Before Tina left, I used the loo once more for two tinkles.

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. Tee hee, tonight iu've already managed FIVE posts! XD

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