Friday Post 334e

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2533 (ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week's now thirty-eight. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• Then PIG mum tootles me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. I greatly enjoy Aunty Ann's firm ministrations; PIG mum greatly enjoys yapping ceaselessly @ Aunty Ann. XD
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• Once home, I walk myself slowly and safely online,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• When Kim announces her arrival two minutes early, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
  
  
• So a nice hot shower for me - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I'm all done after only 12% but happily lean fully against the side rail and water myself for another tinkle before calling for Kim.
• After I flip the nice hot water off, I mostly dry myself (tFhanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) and then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me with Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one more tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back online, always 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me Fover. 
• Arvo tea's my delicious sushi roll plus one mug of green tea; happiness is reading for one hour. Today I reach pg. 200 @ 4:58pm and pg. 225 @ like 5:41pm. (Dunno why the font suddenly went green? XD)
• After reading for one hour, I quickly plodded my ten laps with Kim, used the loo quickly for one more tinkle (usually I stay for two but Kim's shift ends @ 6pm) and signed her off with my thanks and byes. She's back toms 10am, doing Besta's shift!
• Me, I tootled online until the parents summoned me for dinner. Before joining them @ the dinner table, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score, the parents lemme use the spoon I had the foresight to skoot my chair over to get this arvo before lunch, meaning May's been satisfied FOUR times! :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, lotsa soup tomato, lotsa soup tomato, lotsa soup onion and three wee slices of delicious BBQ chook.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of sour soup before I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Around 8:45pm PIG mum gleefully booted me offline and demanded I do my HEP for her.
• That finished, I used the loo for one more tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
  
• Toms: my first day @ home all day. Kim's minding me from 10am; will shower @ 12:30pm because Kim leaves @ 2pm and won't come back @ 4pm. Hoping to get my three big mugs of white tea and also the chance to read for a blessed three hours; I can only manage that on Saturday! Expected plodding total ... around 1630, coz Kim says she'll watch me plod my ten laps after lunch. Also hoping I can get started judging the GCCW comp entries! Well, after I finish reading them. XD
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts! Yeah, I'll prolly keep managing that while PIG mum finds Tiff to come gimme OT sessions. XD