Monday Post 336c

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ only 514 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed NINE MINUTES online after Tina leaves!! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• After dearest dad kissed me bye and left for his hard days work, Shirley and I happily cuddled and snored, me waking again for the pot :P when PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with the bra strap and the tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^