Wednesday Post 333d

Good evening! Since I've already logged in today's plodding total again @ only just 750, now I'll note down Joni's devotional topic's 'Flawless Word', Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The One Who Sees' and continue with tonight's events?

• I've decided to read all the competition entries before starting to read them. Partway through the 2nd one, PIG mum orders me to go shower. I walk obediently into the bathroom and see the toilet lid's down but the showerchair's not inside the bathroom yet so ask PIG mum politely to please being the showerchair inside first. She, always looking for ways to make my life difficult, refuses, demanding I lift the toilet lid first. Why she gets such a kick outta making and watching me suffer, I haven't a clue but know this: I'm definitely singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! ><*sigh*
• So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, despite not doing a stinky unspeakable today I'm all done after only 13% but happily lean fully against the side rail and water myself for another tinkle before turning the nice hot water off. PIG mum was funny, trying to order me to shower faster coz she wanted to go walkies with dearest dad but I was like, since you're not helping me, you can jolly well wait while I shower @ my normal pace. XD
• After PIG mum comes back and dries my back for me, I do everything else and she doesn't feature again until she does Elf's AFO straps and both laces.
• After lifting the loo lid again I sit for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• PIG mum's left a banana for me, which I peel and then munch. Also drinking one mug of Chinese tea, after the parents have gone I take the opportunity to skoot my chair and get myself a spoon for dinner. Lucky I did that earlier, because the parents suddenly return home @ like 5:50! Suppose there's not much point walking in the dark~
• After happily reading for one hour, I stick my mobile (which I had skooted my chair over to get while the parents were having walkies so that I could look up hard words - the book has heaps! - and WhatsApp Christy jie XD) into my vest pocket (which PIG mum had brought over for me to put on myself before she went on walkies with dearest dad) I crashed on the couch with Carnival to watch Nine's 6pm bulletin~ While waiting for 6pm to arrive, I happily played Farm Heroes - and randomly passed another two levels! XD
• Woo hoo, tonight was the FIFTIETH time I've watched the 6pm news bulletin! :D We've only just started May and I've already reached the number of times I'd hoped I'd watch the 6pm news bulletin this year! Dare I dream I'd reach 100??Anyhow, since I had my mobile with me, I could note down all the interesting surnames I saw: Fabris, Dunstan, Uhlmann, Plibesek, Tehan, Heinke, Duffy, Bransecu, Colahan, Cuomo, Pugh, Charlton, Gratton, Mikakos,  Gottlieb and Tegart! Yet I've got the one of the most cmmon and boring Cantonese surnames ever: Chan. XD The parents must've been peckish from their walk and started dinner without me.
• Once the news ended, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• Phew, the parents lemme use the spoon I had the initiative to skoot my chair over to get for dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cabbage, lotsa soup carrot and some duck. 
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely back online, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, I'm back to reading our competition entries now, before I start marking them! Fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with the final, final spam count for the weekend, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^