Friday Post 363b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2693 (See? Told you I'd crack 2.5 grand! XD) and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the night's thirty-one but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FORTY-ONE MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 71ST time!!  Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Success; one hour later I awaken for another pot :P trip when dearest dad very considerately walks silently down the hallway and unpops the lock leading into the garage; after this second pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

   

• After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me back into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, I happily snore for about another hour, waking once more for the pot :P shortly before noisy PIG mum begins her usual a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me with absolutely nothing bar the tops before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen minutes first.

• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk oover to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, just coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's read by Andrew and Melissa) for the 71ST time: Palaszczuk (heard), Calcutt, Berejiklian, Pullar, D'Ath, Kearsley, Albanese, Foley, Upcroft, Marsters (heard), Collahan (heard), Webb, Box (heard), Bohl, Kyrgios (heard), Fitzgibbons, Greenbank, Barty, Kerber, Pliskova, Handley, Rugg, Cahill, Biden (heard) - and then the news cut off! >< Luckily 'twas during an ad break; since PIG mum was in the kitchen I asked her please to turn the television on for me, quickly walked over to the couch and watched the rest of the news. Only 5% chance of rain toms but it's gonna be cold: 7-21! Brr...