Tuesday Post 328e

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Whoops already 9:42pm so just noting down I had a great Zoom meeting with SG people and will see Ray for acupuncture toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee tonight I’ve managed FIVE posts!

Tuesday Post 328d

Good evening! Since I've already logged in my plodding total for today @ 1800, I'll just note down that Joni's devotional topic's 'Exponential Blessings', Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "Inheritance Isn't Earned" and continuing tonight's events?

• At 5:50pm I used the loo for one more tinkle then crashed onto the couch to watch Nine's 6pm bulletin with Carnival - it's the 24TH time I've watched the entire news bulletin this year! :D The most interesting surname I found was 'Nair'.
• Lol, the parents couldn't wait for me to have dinner, even though the weather forecast was being read when they started without me! XD
• Dinner tonight: rie, lotsa little bok choy, lotsa lettuce, lotsa carrot and a lil pork.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I rushed off to the loo once I'd taken my bowl to the sink coz our small group Zoom session was about to start!
• So hopefully bbl once it ends, else hope everyone has a smashing day toma!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 328c

Potentially one final greeting for Tuesday! Em's potential final, final plodding for Tuesday's been logged in @ 1800 so just potential final, final events for today?

• After counting several hundred numbers, I count down fifteen more minutes and then use Era to thump the wall and call PIG mum awake to please come and help me. Don't need to put a bra on today since I'm not leaving the house; PIG mum just dumps my clothes on the bed and leaves. I pull them on before calling her back to please help with Elf's AFO straps and both laces.
• That done, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh* 
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After getting myself a spoon, breakfast is the ALDI version of All-Bran; I like it better than the real version coz it's crunchier! I also drank one full mug of water, popped all my usual drugs :P and 
  
  spent another ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
  
  

• breakfast finished, I take my bowl over to the sink and then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Around lunchtime, PIG mum orders me over to make myself lunch. Well, not make but pour water, get toast and all that entails. I've got PIG mum all figured out: she gets a kick from giving me orders! Seriously, you think after opening the freezer door, getting the loaf of bread out, taking out two slices (she eats one) and taking said slices over to the toaster, the logical next step would be to place the bread into the toaster, right? Yet PIG mum just has this odd NEED to get to boss me around and gimme direct orders; not sure why she gets such a kick outta doing so! Originally I thought it was so she could brag to all her church aunty friends who can't be bothered to attend Bible Study like my dearest dad does how much power she's got over me, but seeing now that all social gatherings of more than two people have now been forbidden I've concluded she still acts like this to satisfy her strange need to dominate me. XD
• Cream of mushroom doesn't taste as yummy as Cream of Chicken. XD
• Lunch was washed down with one mug of Chinese tea (which I poured for myself) before I walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Lol, Tina arrived eight minutes late today, citing bad traffic.
• So a nice very warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after 12% but happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for Tina Also thanks to Tina who stayed after I called her back to please gimme some facewash and held the showerhead over my back, keeping me warm~
• After I flipped the nice warm water off, I got dried, creamed and rekitted. Then I asked Tina please for one mug of water and I did a stinky unspeakable.
• After washing and drying Era, I headed back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, which was two yummy lil pears and a second mug of Chinese tea. Happiness was getting to read for one hour; as for Tina, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and massaged Ela for like twenty minutes, painting her sth like acquA/PURPLE with lime green spots.
• Before Tina left, I used the loo for two more tinkles. Have also taken myself once more slowly and safely to the loo without letting the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.
• Looking forward to watching Nine's 6pm news @ 6pm! Will visit the loo once beforehand~
• Planning to wolf down dinner once that's finished, visit the loo once more and then join small group on Zoom!
• Toms: ha will get outta the house coz I'm seeing Ray for acupuncture! It's been one week; bet PIG mum's simply been DYING to yap ceaselessly @ him. XD
• Gotta check roster too and see who's minding me toms ... Nat from 12:15pm till 4:15pm/Shelby from 4-6pm?
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 328c

Good afternoon! Firstly, I'm gonna login my plodding total for today @ 2200; I've not left the house but I did haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed TWO MINUTES online if Tina arrives on time to mind me for two hours!! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• Now @ 1:39pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:54. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms coz I've actually played one more memorable game lasting 7:21!
• Success, I wake again for the pot :P one hour later when dearest dad walks considerately silently along the hallway to unpop the lock into the garage; after another pot :P trip, I spend the ten minutes till 8:20am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• After dearest dad retucks Shirley and me back into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, Shirley and I cuddle and snore, me waking for the pot :P once more around 9:20am.
• After counting several hundred numbers, I count down fifteen more minutes and then use Era to thump the wall and call PIG mum awake to please come and help me  - hopefully bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 328b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 575 steps (and staying @ home all day therefore don't expect many more steps) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Satan Is At Work - Stand Up To Him!' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Tina leaves!! Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 23RD consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:10am and after one pot :P trip I went straight back to sleep coz from memory, since it's April tomorrow, dearest dad doesn't leave for work till after 8am and I had a chance to fall back asleep again!
• At 11:35am I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:22. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 328

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 328g

One final greeting and good evening for tonight! Like I've said, I've logged in Monday's final, final plodding total @ 1500 and just noting down final, final events for tonight?

• After I published the previous post I started writing my GCCW homework for next Thursday before realising the next GCCW meeting isn't till the week after! XD
• At 9pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: back to logging in my plodding total @ only 800, coz I'll prolly stay @ home all day. When the NAB cancelled this morning, PIG mum immediately rang and cut back Tina's shift to the usual two hours. Not sure why, but hey.
• But will hopefully get to read for one hour and watch the entire Nine's news 6pm bulletin again!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've written SEVEN posts! Lol, I've lost count how many times I've done that ... maybe it's the 13TH? XD

Monday Post 328f

Good evening again! Since I've already logged in my final, final plodding total for today @ 1500, I'll just note down Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Blessed Bread' and continuing tonight's events?

• Happily I watched Nine's 6pm news bulletin with Carnival; woo hoo, that's the 23RD time I've watched the entire news bulletin and we're not even 1/4 through 2020 yet! :D The most interesting surname I found was sth like 'Gollchewski'.
• The news finished, I walked myself slowly and safely online,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Phew the parents lemme use the spoon Tina had kindly gotten for me, meaning I've been exempt still from getting myself cutlery for all three meals thus far this year~ Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, lotsa sliced carrot, like one small chunk of salmon and one thin slice of Chinese mushroom. Oh, and maybe one bite of mince?
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I take my bowl over to the sink and then walk myself slowly and safely back online, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with the final, final events for tonight, else hope everyone's has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've already managed SIX posts tonight! That's even rarer than five! XD

Monday Post 328e

Good evening! Since I've already logged in today's plodding total @ 1500, I'm just gonna note down that Joni's devotional topic's "You're An Example" and continuing tonight's events?

• At 5:50pm I'd signed outta everything, and using the loo for one more tinkle, walked myself slowly and safely to the couch, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• Happily I watched Nine's 6pm news bulletin with Carnival; woo hoo, that's the 23RD time I've watch - bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. I've not even had dinner yet but have already managed FIVE posts! XD

Monday Post 328d

Potentially one final greeting for Monday! I'm'm gonna login today's plodding total @ 1500 coz while I've been @ home all day, David came to gimme a session of physio and I plodded on the treadmill for him! Righteo, just briefly, potential final, final events for today?

• Went online till lunchtime. Got myself a fork and ate some surprisingly tasty noodles PIG mum had cooked.
• David came and gave me one hour's worth of physio: twenty minutes treadmill walking 0.8km/hr, thirty sit-to-stands @ Ela operating the minion fan! Only it's a right hand usage design; David took a photo and Whatsapped to Jo, asking could she find a left hand usage one!
• Showered after David left - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, since Tina stayed and kindly held the showerhead over my back and kept me warm while I washed, I was all done after 13% but just happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before switching the nice warm water off.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted I headed back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, which was one yummy pear and one mug of Chinese tea. Happiness was reading for eighty-five minutes; silly PIG mum tried coming downstairs @ 4:30 and urging Tina away but turns out Tina's shift doesn't end till 5pm, ha.
• At 4:55pm I did another stinky unspeakable before returning online.
• Toms: another day stuck @ home, prolly ...
• Wonder if it's Shannon/Shelby minding me from 4pm till 6pm?
• Will presumably have small group via Zoom toms night ...
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 328c

Good afternoon! Hopefully when David comes he'll lemme use the treadmill; I've still not passed 1000 steps yet! Anyways, continuing today's events?

• Now @ 1pm exactly I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:20. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, because for my first game I already lasted a memorable 8:15!
• Shirley and I cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P once more when dearest dad comes to kiss me bye before leaving for his hard day's work.
• Again, after dad leaves, more cuddling and snoring for us, me waking again for the pot :P around 9:20am before spending another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh* 
• I start counting down my fifteen more minutes, intending to bang on the wall @ 9:45am and ask PIG mum to please help me up if she hasn't started stirring yet, but I'm very proud of her because today she did get up! XD
• After she hits me with the eye goo and helps me exceedingly slightly with nothing but the bra strap, I finish counting down my fifteen more minutes and then get myself mostly independently kitted, before calling her back to please help me with the AFO straps and both laces.
• That done, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After getting myself a spoon for breakfast and a fork for lunch, breakfast is one bowl of bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD), all my usual drugs :P - bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 328b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 600 steps (yet another day I'm stuck @ home all day; I'm driving myself up the wall! XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Let God Comfort You' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after lunch!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 11:31am, I lasted 6:42. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Woo hoo, 22ND consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:20am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am  beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 328

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 328e

One final good evening! Just noting down that the final, final spam count for the weekend's now twenty-one (seemingly lots?) and noting final, final events for tonight?

• After getting myself a spon, dinner was rice, lotsa yummy cabbage and some chewy beef. For some reason, dad chucked a cow @ me, saying he wanted quiet therefore shut up? I did, but since they didn't I just sighed REALLY LOUDLY when either of them spoke. Dad couldn't get up me, because technically I hadn't said anything. XD
• Dinner was washed down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Suddenly PIG mum orers I go shower! Oh, it's because she feels like bossing me around and gets a kick outta ordering me to get all my clothes, towel, etc.
• So a nice very warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my hair, obviously. I also slowly, softly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after 13% but happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before flipping the nice warm water off and calling for PIG mum.
• After drying and rekitting myself (well PIG mum dried my back, did Elf's AFO straps and tied both shoelaces for me) she suddenly flounced outside! Perfect: I stood, yanked my pants back down, sat, peed, wiped, pulled pants back up, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era, stamped both feet dry then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again and always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: presumably the 4th day I'll be stuck @ home. Luckily coz public pools have been cancelled I don't have hydro but doubtless PIG mum'll get David over to gimme a session of physio.
• Tina's minding me from like 2pm till 5pm; fingers crossed I'll get to read for one hour and then watch the 6pm news bulletin again! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonigt I've managed FIVE posts! I'll prolly keep managing that while the coronavirus runs rampant … apparently the social distancing rules just got harsher tonight! o_O

Sunday Post 328d

Good evening! Firstly, I've already logged in my plodding total @ only 800; secondly, Joni's devotional topic's "A Costly Offering" and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Fruit Juice'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• Seeing as PIG mum's long afternoon nap stretched well into the evening, I happily started watching Seven's 6pm news @ 6pm. Around 6:35pm she finally woke up, came downstairs and ordered me off to shower; I said I would once I'd finished watching the news. In that case, she bitched @ me, you can get and do everything yourself. In that case, I replied smugly, I'll just skip the shower tonight. I've been @ home all day and therefore I'm not stinky. XD Meaning yay, that's the 22ND time I've watched the entire Seven's news 6pm bulletin! :D
• News finished, I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and- bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 328c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Sunday!  Turns out dad won't take us out for neither lunch nor dinner, meaning I've been trapped inside the house for three consecutive days and also remembering that dad now owes us THREE dinners out together! Like yesterday and the day before, I'd better just login my plodding total @ only 800. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Hey, how come my previous post didn't publish properly? I finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:26 and promised not to play again until toms coz I've actually already played one more lasting 8:09!
• Woo hoo, 21ST consecutive awesome sleep last night; I've achieved eight one straight week of awesome sleeps already! :D Nature didn't call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:15am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Shortly after that PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around and soon after that she'd let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee since dearest dad was still @ home before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Breakfast is another of the yummy little parmesan garlic buns PIG mum baked recently, all my usual drugs :P and one warm mug of Milo. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and 
  
  finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
  
  
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Sweet today I manage to join the Facebook livestream of ESS meaning PIG mum doesn't order me to walk over to the couch and watch. 
• For worship, I sing everything, plus the harmony for two songs but like every other week, mean absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh* I like how since we're online now, I can read all the lyrics coz nobody's head's blocking my view while I'm seated but everyone's standing! XD
• Speaker today's Pastor Grace with the 5th installment of the Edge Of Glory series Pastor Chris has spent the last month giving.
• Once it ended I was waiting for PIG mum to awake from her morning nap and dearest dad to take us out to Maccas for lunch but instead dad refused and we just had leftovers for lunch and dad says he'll not take us out for dinner, either! *sigh* The funny thing was both parents flounced away to the sofa to eat lunch together and leave me by myself; I was cool with that because I immediately let Ela rest down into my lap, propped both legs up onto the footstool and enjoyed a comfortable lunch! :D Of course, I remembered to put Ela back up, drop the legs back down and pick up all the food I'd spilt coz I couldn't be bothered leaning forward to eat before asking PIG mum to please gimme some soup to wash down lunch with. XD
• Soup drunk, I used the loo for one more tinkle (dad left the loo lid down so I just feed in the shower chair and hosed the pee away with the showerhead water afterwards XD) before walking myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Dad's outside doing stuff in the garage; PIG mum's presumably having her arvo nap ... me, suppose I'll go blog for awhile!
• Toms: hmm... Monday might be the fourth straight day I'm being cooped up inside the house ... well, PIG mum prolly has David coming to gimme a session of physio and Tina's coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed I can watch Nine's 6pm news bulletin again!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 328b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 550 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Live By Your Convictions (2)' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's twenty but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR online after I watch the ESS livestream!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 10:22am, I lasted 6:40. Now, lemme play one more lasting between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
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Sunday Post 328

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 328e

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Since I've already logged in my plodding total again only @ 800, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walk myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, while PIG mum's attending the Canto service I'm planning to get my daily Bible readings done and then attend the English service with Carnival from the couch! Doubt PIG mum will lemme watch from the computer screen ... no biggie.
• Fingers crossed dad'll take us out to Maccas for a cheap lunch again, otherwise I'll have been cooped up inside the house for the past three days, cripes! Wonder if Pastor Chris will get everyone sharing some Zoom video during lunch?
• Also fingers crossed that dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner tonight, otherwise that'll be THREE dinners he owes us out together!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a lovely Sunday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts! That doesn't usually happen Saturdays! XD

Saturday Post 328d

Good evening again! Since I've already logged in Saturday's plodding total @ 800, just continuing tonight's events?

• When the parents called dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table for dinner,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score, the parents lemme use the spoon I had the initiative to skoot my chair over to get before Besta left this arvo for dinner, meaning that's the 14TH time this month I've been exempt from getting myself cutlery for the whole day! :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cabbage, lotsa little bok choy, some beef mince and two tiny little morsels of salty egg.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup and after I took my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else hope everyone has a smashing Sunday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 328c

Good evening! Since I've already logged down today's plodding total @ 800 again, this time I'll note down Joni's devotional topic's 'Silence Was Golden' and continuing tonight's events?

• I'd just published the previous post when PIG mum summoned me over to watch Nine's 6pm news with her!
• Crashing onto the couch, I happily watched the edition with Carnival; yay, that's the 22ND time this year I've watched the news! The most interesting surname I found was 'De Blasio'.
• One more loo trip for me before I returned online, since dad hasn't finished reheating dinner for us yet. Actually he's been doing some plumbing work? Hence why PIG mum has gone upstairs for shower.
• Anyways, again, hopefully bbl after dinner tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing Sunday toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Now @ 7:54pm I’ve played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 9:26. Right, promise I’ll not play again until toms. XD
  

Saturday Post 328b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Since I've already logged in today's plodding total @ only 800, I'll just note down Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The Would-Be Woodcutter' and say potential final, final events for Saturday?

• Exactly two hours after I'd started surging the internet I'd logged outta everything, and after using the loo for one more tinkle I sat and read happily for forty more minutes, because it's only Saturdays I can spend a blessed three hours reading~ Oh, I reached page 400 just after pg. 400. Arvo tea was this little parmesan bun PIG mum spent last night baking. 'Twas tasty, if slightly too dry.
• After one more loo trip I returned online. Dad just bitched that I didn't put Ela up onto the computer desk and she immediately came up, but I've already let her fall back down again coz I'm afraid she'll float over, hit the Esc and delete everything! o_O
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing Sunday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 328

Good afternoon! Firstly, like yesterday, I'm gonna login my plodding total @ like 800 since again, I've not left the house and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Live By Your Convictions (1)'. Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:45pm, I lasted 6:10. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 3:06pm I've played another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:47. That's today's quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Woo hoo, 20TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until PIG mum woke me when she started a-THUMPING around the house @ 6:20am and after one pot :P trip I fell back asleep immediately coz I knew PIG mum would come and gimme eye goo before leaving for her half day's work @ 7:30am!
• Success, because one hour later, OPIG mum went a-THUMPING around upstairs, this time to presumably get changed. After another pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am  beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• PIG mum comes to hit me with the eye goo before leaving for her half day's work. After dearest dad has retucked Shirley and me back into bed 
   I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Then we have an incredible snore, coz nature doesn't call again until like 9:15am! Following one more pot :P trip
  
  I spent another ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

Lol the formatting has gone funny again! XD

• Silly Besta arrives late coz she overslept. XD Never mind, I've counted my fifteen more minutes; once she arrives I get up rightaway.
• After Besta gets me kitted I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth; Ela enjoys her other break this week. Then I sit over the loo for one more tinkle; thanks to Besta who puts down the toilet seat for me.
• After washing and drying Era I head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Thanks to dearest dad who's left me one whole egg and beef sandwich (not half(); thanks also to Besta who cooks the bread yummy and ads one slice of cheese for me. I enjoy my first mug of white tea with two sugars and happily read for eighty-five minutes first up, reaching pg. 350 @ 11:17am and then pg. 375 @ 12:01. As for Besta, she cleans my bedroom then sits and briskly massages Ela for like seventy minutes while watching television.
• Just after midday I use the loo for another tinkle and then ring Aunty Lai; happiness is chatting with her for 9:50! Thanks also to Besta who makes me another mug of white tea with two sugarsand finds me like four plain bikkies to munch.
• At 12:30pm I head to the bathroom and take my nice very warm shower - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I'm all done after 15%  but just happily lean fully against the right side rail and water myself for another tinkle before calling for Besta.
• When she comes back I get dried, get smeared (she calls applying moisturiser 'smearing' XD) and have another tinkle. When Besta rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she's doing Erf's sock and one last when she's washing my glasses for me.
• Back outside lunch is one big bowl of the yummy fried rice Besta cooked for me, plus my third and final mug of white tea with two sugars.
• Before Besta leaves, I use the loo once more for two tinkles. Coolness is PIG mum gets home before Besta leaves and they can say hi!
• Once I've used up my most important two hours of the day I'll use the loo once more then sit and read for another forty minutes because it's only Saturday when I get to spend a blessed three hours reading!
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Hopefully PIG mum'll help me up before watching the Canto service; after breakfast I'll plop online and do my daily Bible readings before watching ESS. 
• Fingers crossed dad will take usout to Maccas for lunch (if it's still open!) otherwise I'll have been cooped up inside our house for three days straight!
• Then hopefully he'll take us out for our weekly family dinner/if everything's been shut, hopefully he'll buy us some takeaway!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 321f

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Since I'm logging in both Friday's and Saturday's total @ 800, just final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walk myself slowly and safely once more slowly and safely to the loo, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.   
• Toms: expect another pissy plodding total from me, coz like yesterday, I'm staying @ home all day.
• Besta's minding me from 10am till 2pm; will shower @ 12:30pm because Kim doesn't do the 4-6pm shift anymore.
• Looking forward to three mugs of white tea and the chance to read for three hours!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Hey, tonight I've managed SIX posts; that's even rarer than five! XD

Friday Post 321e

Good evening! Since I've already noted down today's plodding total @ 800, just continuing tonight's events?

• When the parents called dinner, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle before joining them @ the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy wombok and a lil beef/pork mince. The parents ordered that I take off the jacket Kim helped me put on before leaving lest I become too hot. Luckily, I'm not cold now.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took the bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.   
• Anyways, fingers crossed 
• I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with the final, final events for Friday, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've already managed FIVE posts! XD

Friday Post 321d

Potentially one final greeting for Friday! Since I've already logged in today's plodding total @ 800, I'll just note down Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's  'Precious Departure', Joni's devotional topic's 'What If?' and writing potential final, final events for Friday?

• Huge thanks to PIG mum who let Kim inside when she announced her arrival one minute early, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door myself. Having logged outta everything already, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice very warm showe for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after 15% but just happily fully leaned against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before flipping the nice warm water off and calling for Kim.
• When Kim came back I mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped my dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Arvo tea was two yummy little pears and one mug of Chinese tea. Happiness was reading for one hour; I reached pg. 275 @ 5:40pm. As for Kim, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and massaged Ela for about fifty-five minutes while she poked away @ her smartphone and played Farm Heroes.
• After watching the sports report I used the loo for two more tinkles and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 321c

Good afternoon! Yup, since I'm staying home both all day and tomorrow, I'm logging in that each day (Friday and Saturday) I've plodded 800 steps. Righteo, continuing today's events?

• Now @ 2:11pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:02. Right, promise I'll not play again until tomorrow. XD
• Then Shirley and I cuddled, having such a good snore together that nature didn't call again until dearest dad very considerately walked silently along the hallway and unpopped the lock leading into the garage! After another pot :P trip, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After dearest dad retucks Shirley and me back into bed before leaving for his hard day's work, we cuddle and snore, me waking once more around 9am for the pot :P again around 9:20. Ten minutes later, I start counting down fifteen more minutes, with the intention of banging the wall and asking PIG mum to help me up if she hadn't stirred by 9:45am, but amazingly, she arrives when I've got two minutes left!
• So PIG mum hits me with the eye goo and helps me with nothing bar the bra strap, although I'm wondering why bother if I'm staying @ home all day? 
• After counting down my last two minutes I get myself mostly independently kitted before calling PIG mum to come back and please help me with my AFO straps and both laces because it's already past 10am and I don't wanna be back in bed already after less than twelve hours have passed else I'll feel I've wasted the day!
• She does so, after which I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Breakfast was the yummy chocolate custard bun Deb had bought for me yesterday from New York Baguette, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. PIG mum sat across from me, having avocado on toast for her breakfast; she said I could have that for my lunch, score!
• After breakfast I do a stinky unspeakable in the very comfortable commode chair, also spending another ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude! Oh, I've promised mother I won't do that anymore this year; it's just that this morning I didn't feel like lifting the toilet lid and besides, the seat's just so COMFORTABLE!! XD
• After washing and drying Era, Iwalk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• I tootled happily online until PIG mum summoned me over for an early lunch, because she'd gotten Tiff to come and give Ela an OT session after I asked her please not to come last week since it was my birthday!
• Lunch was what PIG mum had for breakfast: one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast with mashed avocado and a sprinkling of salt~ I also poured myself one mug of Chinese tea and when finished, read my new Toastmaster's magazine until Tiff arrived.
• She got me standing and punching, then sitting and playing piano. Awesome that she speaks Canto too; before she got home from grocery shopping I shared with her about my two biggest memory lapses and my frustrations with studying.
• When she left I used the loo once then popped online.
• Kim's minding me from 4pm till 6pm coz she doesn't come Saturdays anymore.
• My awesome sleep streak will potentially end tonight ... pity, I was only two days from achieving a new week of awesome sleeps!
• Toms: expect another super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I'm not going out again. Besta's minding me from 10am till 2pm; will shower @ 12:30pm coz Kim doesn't come 4pm till 6pm anymore. Looking forward to  my three mugs of white tea and the chance to read for three hours!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 321b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 550 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house and since I'm staying home all day today I'm pretty sure don't expect too much more from me); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Focus On What Matters' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's thirty. Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 11:01 I lasted 5:25. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 11:41am I've finished another game of ZBejeweled lasting 6:51. That's today's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Woo hoo, 19TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Pity it'll prolly end tonight coz I'm staying @ home all day. XD Nature didn't call until the noisy garbage truck THUNDERED down to tip our bins just before 6:05am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till just after 6:15am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^

Friday Post 321

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 321d

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Since I've already logged in my final, final plodding total for today @ 200, just briefly final, final events for Sunday?

• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little bok choy and some salmon. Instead of gleefully forcing poor Ela to hold onto the stupid dumbbell, PIG mum demanded I open her palm flat while I'm chewing, hence why I tried to shovel everything into my mouth and only have to open her for a long while like five times. Still Ela's forearm still aches now … *sigh?*
• After I took my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me coz don't think I'm going out, because the new social distancing rules mean I can't see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage anymore. However, PIG mum's still got that OT coming to give Ela a session.
• Then Kim will come mind me from 4pm till 6pm because she doesn't come Saturdays anymore.
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 321c

Good evening again! Just continuing tonight's events?

• Next we caught the elevator back down to Woolies and I saw Caitlin manning the self-serve checkouts! We grabbed groceries and were headed to the self-serve checkouts to say heylo her when we saw Mike and Lynn! A brief heylo to them and then I went to greet Caitlin, who I haven't seen for @ least one month! Ela awkwardly elbow bumped her coz Era was hanging onto the trolley, and when I excitedly told her 'twas my birthday last Friday Caitlin immediately bid me belated birthday congratulations before smirking and saying, "Lemme guess: forever twenty-one?" I laughed too, replying, "Spot on!" before leaning forward and whispering, "Thirty-three, actually." XD 
• Outside Woolies I sat down @ the bench and posted an update onto Facebook while Deb ducked into ALDI for more grocery shopping. When she came back I rang Rice Paper Vietnamese Cuisine and placed my lunch order.
• Our last stop was New York Baguette, where I hung onto the trolley and braced against the wall while Deb ducked into the store to buy me one sausage bun and one custard bun.
• Shopping finished, Deb tootled us back to Warrigal Square, where she went and collected my lunch order.
• Back home, we tucked in! Deb had brought herself tinned tuna; she also made us both one mug of white tea each with two sugars.
• Lunch finished, Deb said don't shower yet coz apparently it's not 'good' to shower straight after a meal. Instead, I checked Facebook and saw Cathy-W-th-A-C leading a choir rehearsal with Mr. Jay! Hence I joined in~
• Then a nice warm shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Deb who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Deb flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Deb rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was tying Erf's shoelaces and one last when she was washing my glasses for me.
• Back outside, I started reading my daily Bible passages and Deb went to clean the bathroom before FINALLY sitting down and gently massaging Ela for about twenty minutes.
• When she left I rang dearest dad but he cut off the call; I was just about to WhatsApp him when PIG mum returned home!
• So I let her nab half my yummy sausage bun for arvo tea; I also sneaked my mobile into the loo and played Candy Crush type games while doing another stinky unspeakable. XD
• Returning online, I surfed the net until 5:55pm before using the loo for one more tinkle before crashing onto the couch with Carnival and watching Nine's 6pm news bulletin.
• Woo hoo, that's the 21ST time I've gotten to watch the entire news bulletin! The most interesting surnames I found were Gollchewsku and Gunasekera. Cheers, Em. ^

Thursday Post 321b

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Since I've already logged in today's plodding total @ 2000 I'll just note down Joni's devotional topic's 'Follow The Leader', Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Seeing Salvation' and noting down potential final, final events for Thursday?

• Thanks muchly to Deb who helped me with my seatbelt today; after we'd both been buckled in, she tootled us off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown, finding parking outside the library.
• First we caught the elevator up to the fourth level, grabbed a trolley and bought groceries from Coles.
• Next we caught the elevator back down to Woolies and I saw Caitlin manning the self-serve checkouts! We grabbed groceries and were headed to the self-serve checkouts to say heylo her when - bbl, because I'm still owed EIGHT MINUTES online!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 321

Good afternoon! Firstly, I'm logging in today's plodding total @ 2000 and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Work On Your Self-Image' but thirdly and way most importantly I'm really still owed TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after I watch Nine's 6pm news bulletin!!. Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 18TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:20am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes until 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• After counting to 200/300, I realised I wouldn't fall back asleep before Deb arrived and instead  spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Haha yay for Deb FINALLY remembering to offer me fifteen more minutes when she let herself into my room! XD After I'd counted down my fifteen more minutes, I could hear PIG mum doing her FAVOURITE thing outside (yapping XD) so I used the pot :P for one tinkle then climbed back into bed and waited for Deb to come help me up.
• That done, I headed over to brush teeth (thanks to Deb who squirted some toothpaste for me) and to use the loo for two more tinkles. I also leant fully against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Okay, I'm letting myself off from playing my two usual games of Bejeweled, promise not to play again until toms but still promise to willingly hit the sack tonight because even though the computer speed's been fine this arvo I've just played three consecutive games all lasting more than seven minutes!
• After I washed and dried Era I headed out to the gobbling :P table, which was two plain (no honey) Weet-Bix, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. During and after breakfast, I happily read for one hour. As for Deb, she made my bed then sat @ the gobbling :P table poking @ her smartphone. I did ask could she please give Ela a massage but she refused coz she was busy conducting some sorta business on her mobile.
• Reading for one hour done, I went and did a stinky unspeakable while Deb moved her car onto the driveway.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 321f

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Since I've already logged in my final, final plodding total for Wednesday @ 2000, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: it's my fortnightly shopping trip with Deb! Only since the library has been closed, I'm planning to sit and read for one hour before going to buy groceries @ Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown.
• Fingers crossed that Rice Paper Vietnamese Cuisine's really open for takeaway and I can get my HK-style milk tea!
• Also fingers crossed I'll get to watch the entire Nine news 6pm bulletin!
• Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed SIX posts; that's even rarer than five! XD
  P.P.S. Our Daily's Bread's devotional topic's "It's Time To Pray ... Again."

Wednesday Post 321e

Good evening! Since I've already logged in my final plodding total for Wednesday @ 2000, I'll just note down Joni's devotional topic's 'The Annunciation' and continuing tonight's events?

• At Ray's, I used the loo for one tinkle and then lay down for some massage and acupuncture. I remembered to ask him why I could still see him? See, this morning PIG mum told me Aunty Ann had Whatsapped her and said new isolation rules meant I couldn't see her for massages anymore! Ray answered coz he's registered under giving me acupuncture. After that I lay back and let PIG mum hog all the yapping. XD
•  That finished, I used the loo for one more tinkle and PIG mum tootled us back home. After I unlocked the door, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• Thanks to PIG mum who let Shelby inside when she announced her arrival two minutes early, thus saving me from a potentially disastrous trip to the front door.
• So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Shelby who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Shelby flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Shelby rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was washing my glasses for me.
• Back outside, arvo tea was one yummy juicy pear and one mug of Chinese tea. Happiness was reading for one hour while Shelby massaged Ela, painting her red with green spots.
• After reading for one hour I returned to the computer and typed out my GCCW homework; I'd totally forgotten to this morning! 
• At 5:55pm I used the loo once more for two tinkles before crashing on the couch to enjoy Seven's news 6pm bulletin; for once, there was reception!
• But WTF it cut out suddenly; I waited five seconds then walked over to the table, grabbed the remoted and changed to channel Nine; phew, that was working.
• After watching it, I used the loo for one more tinkle and returned online. When PIG mum eventually tumbled downstairs from her long afternoon nap (which had stretched well into evening XD) I told her how I'd walked over and got the remote to change the channel so really only missed like fifteen seconds of the bulletin so could I still count that as having watched the whole bulletin? PIG mum replied yes so yay, that's the 20TH time I've watched the entire bulletin this year! :D PIG mum also says Nine gets a stronger signal than Seven; from now on I'll watch Nine's news instead.
• When the parents called dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Sweet, the parents lemme use the spoon Shelby kindly passed me for dinner before she left~
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cabbage and a lil beef mince.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup and after I took my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, hopefully bbl with the final, final events for tonight after one more loo trip @ 9pm, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee tonight I've already managed FIVE posts! Yeah, I can usually manage that every Wednesday. XD

Wednesday Post 321d

Good afternoon again! I'll login today's plodding total @ 1500, coz although I've been out, it wasn't far. Anyways, continuing events for today?

• After taking my bowl, cup and spoon over to the sink, I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• At 2:15pm, I turned the alarm on and then walked myself slowly and safely to the car, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• PIG mum tootled me off to see Ray dor some massage and acupuncture. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt both ways; when I asked her politely to please turn the radio on, she of course just turned the CD on instead. No biggie. Oh, and today Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five. Era also helped rub Ela's fingers for about five minutes..
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday 321c

Good afternoon! Still haven't left the house yet, but going out next! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• When PIG mum summoned me over for lunch, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After getting myself a spoon and a slice of toast, lunch was that with one yummy bowl of Campbell's Cream of chicken soup. Dunno why PIG mum suddenly had to chuck a spiteful cow @ me for not helping around the house enough, but hey.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 321b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've only been hard @ work plodding only 550 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic's "Don't Go There!" Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 6:05am, I lasted 6:36. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Woo hoo, 17TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call all the way until 8:10am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 8:20am beginning  beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• After dearest dad retucks Shirley and I back into bed, kisses me bye and leaves for his hard day's work, I don't fall back asleep because suddenly @ 8:40am PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs! When she comes to hit me with the eye goo I ask why was she so early and she replies coz the pest control guy's coming @ like 9:45am.
• She helps me with nothing but the bra strap and then leaves me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes. PIG mum comes back to help with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps (remember, she seriously only helps with the straps; I'm the one doing the leg lifting, holding leg in place while she positions AFO under leg, placing leg down into brace and bending knee to allow ankle to fall into the bottom of the brace) and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela).  Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• At 11:31pm I've finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:38. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms coz I've already played one more memorable game lasting 9:31!
• After getting myself a spoon, breakfast is two dry (no honey) Weet-Bix with all my usual drugs :P and one mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
•  Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the toilet, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, after lifting the loo lid, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Then I groused @ PIG mum for refusing to wait until after I'd done my number two before emptying the potty, meaning I had to lift one loo lid! She refused coz she said the pest control guy was coming; well, he didn't come until well AFTER I'd plopped online, meaning there had been plenty of time to empty it then, sheesh! >< *sigh*
• Yet when the old pest control guy came, she was DESPERATE to yap ceaselessly @ him that @ one point she said "And and and and and ..." I could but laugh. XD
• Anyhow, I've just exceeded the PISSY two hour net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, so I'd better finish this post.
• Seeing Ray for some massage and acupuncture this arvo; PIG mum will be delighted: more yapping opportunity for her. XD
• Shelby's coming to mind me from 3:30pm till 5:30pm but alas won't be taking me out coz choir has been cancelled. But look on the bright side: I'll get to have dinner with dearest dad tonight!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^