Sunday Post 387

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2924 steps (so certain I'll have exceeded 3000 before the night's out XD); secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'The Most Liberating Discovery'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'S.T.R.E.S.S (1)'; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Elegant Design' and fourthly, the entire spam count from the 18th's like forty-two. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:55am and after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Around 7:15am PIG mum lets herself into my room after her usual daily a-THUMPING around upstairs and hits me with the eye goo. Instead of helping me with the bra strap, she instead gives me a crop top to put on? Lol, I didn't know that I own that few bras I'm reduced to crop tops after less than one long weekend away! XD
• After giving myself fifteen more minutes I get myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum comes back to finish with just Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is one small bowl of Weet-Bix porridge, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car and buckle my seatbelt. She climbs in also and then tootles us off to church, parking outside the main hall. I see Alaistair waiting outside!
• I use the loo once myself but when I exit the bathroom, PIG mum has already disappeared. Uncle Slam passes me Green Sticky and walks with me to where Alaistair has taken a seat in the middle column and I grab a seat beside him.
• Phew I get to stay seated for worship today~ I sing everything I know, plus the harmony for two songs but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh* Before service started I chatted with Aliatair; turns out he's on the autism spectrum and is learning to drive right now!
• Today the speaker was I think Reverend Patrick Suen and Peter Pie was his interpreter; afterwards there was this induction ceremony for the pastors and deacons!
• After service I hiked downstairs and used the normal ladies loo since the disabled loo lid was closed, horrid PIG mum wouldn't lift it for me and she also prevented some nice church aunty from helping me. *sigh*
• I'd grabbed a pack of bikkies and was gonna sit down but dad hauled me off to follow Uncle Wah Hung to hs car; time to pick up his 4WD.
• Uncle Wah Hung had me board his car from the driver's seat, which was awkward but thanks to dad who helped me with the seatbelt.
• Back in the passenger seat of dad's car I went back to buckling my own seatbelt and dad tootled us off to Hungry Jack's for lunch.
• I shook a three dollar BBQ cheeseburger and small shake! Dad got himself a Whopper and bought us a pack of small chips to share; yay that we could both play with our phones during lunch.
• Actually dad wanted to leave @ 11:50am but I said ten more minutes please dad; it's not even midday yet!
• Back home I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Once I've used up the most important two hours of the day, I'll head over to read for an hour and ask PIG mum to pleasew gimme some arvo tea.
• Will shower early; haveta be seated in front of the TV for the grand final kickoff; GO THE BRONCOS!!!
• Toms: hope PIG mum helps me up ...
• Presume she's taking me to see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture in the arvo; I'm looking forward to her firm ministrations while I bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her.
• Actually since it's a public holiday toms I'll unfortunately not get any support but didn't dad say he'd take us fishing?
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^