Monday Post 385d

 Good afternoon again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2238. Righteo, continuing events for today?

• After I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then slowly and safely walk myself outt to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast's the last slice of the yummy orange and carrot cake PIG mum recently baked with one bowl of Weet-Bix porridge, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug oof water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car and she tootles us off to the Warrigal Square Woolies to buy groceries before she drives us down the road to buy more groceries from the Runcorn IGA, since they've got a bigger Asian food section.
• Back home, I use the loo for another tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• When PIG mum summons me over for lunch, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
•  For lunch I have a plain tuna toastie with a slice of cheese and one big mug of delicious Chinese tea. Happiness is when dearest dad comes home and has lunch with me~
• I use the loo for one more tinkle before PIG mum tootles me off to see Aunty Anna for some acupuncture and massage.
• While I enjoy Aunty Anna's firm ministrations, PIG mum enjoys yapping ceaselessly @ her. XD Sure enough, her boring voice sent me off to sleep but phew, I didn't snore. XD
• Back home, I use the loo for one more tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Jacinta's minding me from 4-6 today. Fingers crossed I'll get to read the book club novel for one hour! Also fingers crossed I'll get to watch the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 148TH time!
• Toms: Lena's minding me from 9-2. She'll take me to Breathe for an hour's physio with Eric and then presumably PIG mum'll send us off to Pinelands Coles to buy groceries. Fingers crossed she'll also lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll for lunch from Aunty Nancy!
• Nothing planned after Lena leaves. Looking forward to my most important two hours of the day online, looking forward to reading the book club novel for another hour and fingers crossed I can watch the 6pm news for the 149TH time!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's, read by Amdrew Lofthouse) for the 148TH time: Todhunter, Abell, Bonnell, Arvier, Depinto, Fentiman, Palaszczuk, Croucher, Goldie,  Cleverly, Urman, Minogue, Brand, Hutley Kohler, Bullock, Inglis, Crisafulli, Coldrake (heard), Herbie (first name), Farnworth, Hadley (heard), Haas (heard), Bolt, Stratford, Aitken (heard), Sainz, Verstappen (heard),  Head, Skelton (heard), Tupou (heard), Serina (first name), Bird, Monfries, Ashcroft, Cleary, Luai, Barrymore (heard), Browning, Haas (heard), Olivana (first name), Lathouris, Leonie (first name), Miskiminnin, Biden and Leeding. Chris Kohler read the finance report. 1AUD = 64.64USc. Garry Youngberry read the weather report from New Farm. Brisbane was 14-26. Mt. Gravatt toms: 11-25. Sunrise 5:42am Sunset 5:43pm