Sunday Post 214b

Heylo again and good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 6248. Righteo, continuing tonight’s events?

-         Once I finished my most important two hours of the day online, I immediately went back to judging the GCCW competition entries.

-         I’d only started reading the 2^nd story, when PIG mum tumbles downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully boots me offline.

-         So begins a miserable afternoon for me: first, I haveta let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me a banana for arvo tea. For the record, it’s not like I’m unaware of how Ela should be moving but alas, the message just gets lost going from my idiot brain to her. >< Besides, who am I to deny PIG mum the immense joy she so obviously derives from getting to boss me around and gimme orders, etc.? *sigh*

-         After that, I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to stand and use the Wii Fit for her; argh, I HATES standing practice!! ><

-         You can bet that when I showered afterwards, I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud.

-         After drying and rekitting myself (PIG mum seriously helps with NOTHING bar Elf’s AFO and making life difficult for Ela by making her hold the sock before Era removes it and puts it onto Elf; oh, she also makes life difficult for Era by insisting I bend down, put the shoe on the floor and not let go of the shoe until Erf’s foot has gone inside. That’s stressful for me, because I’m often afraid I’ll fall forwards, but it’s only a once weekly stressful event I must endure for PIG mum; I can handle it. *sigh* Actually, when I first sat down over the loo, I found myself singing softly, slowly but most hatefully “I did it without You, God, so don’t give Yourself praise … I did it totally without you” to the tune of my newest second-favourite song.

-         Showering done, I used the loo for one more tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final spam count for the weekend, the final, final events for toms plus what’s happening Monday, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^