Saturday Post 230b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for today now only stands @ 828. Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

• When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both calves and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Thanks to dearest dad who brought me back a yummy charsiu bun for arvo tea! I drank one mug of green tea. My biggest joy was getting to read Paycheque for one more hour, meaning I’ve spent three whole HOURS (1/8^th of today) reading today! :D As for Kim, she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for like seventy minutes while watching her You Tube videos.
• Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl!

Cheers,

Em. ^^