Monday Post 466e

 Potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3604. Ha, I'm just over 3.55 grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

• At the ordered time, I got offline and climbed back into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD. She tootled me off to Vincent the physio's place to see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture.
• Vincent and Kat weren't there today but kat jie jie has taught Aunty Anna how to open the place up. Since her English isn't the best, qfter I walked in, I just asked, "Toilet?" And Aunty Anna points in the toilet's direction. Phew, the lid was up; didn't matter that the seat was too.
• Then I lay down and got some massage and acupuncture from Aunty Anna. PIG mum was in her element yapping ceaselessly @ Aunty Anna; my grateful thanks to her who always replied and kept a conversation flowing. Unsurprisingly, her droning voice sent me off to sleep again, but I waoke the moment Aunty Anna asked me, "Emily, are you awake? and gave a very alert-sounding, "Yes I'm awake." XD 
• Aunty Anna still has one more client after me; after we said our thanks and byes PIG mum tootled us home and I had to open the door again. Have forgotten what she's bitching @ me about this time, but hey. *sigh*
• Once I've used up the most important two hours of my day, I'll head over to the gobbling :P table and read for one hour. Hopefully PIG mum will feed me some arvo tea.
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee I've already managed FIVE posts! Yeah I can do that most Mondays now. XD
   P.P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's read by Sharyn Ghidella and Max Futcher) for the 70TH time: Crisafulli, Fassingnidge, D'Slyva, Zonfrillo, Vargetto, Katy (first name), Gallagher, Chalmers (heard), Henschke, King, Moshen (first name), Habibian, Albanese, Bodhi (first name), Stone, Edgington, Taylia (first name), Quinn, Musavy, Blowers, Whitfeld, Kingsun, Katter, Palaszczuk, Gyte, Jobson, Reason, Esterban (first name), Ocon Dillon, Fagan (heard), Zorko (heard), Aloiai, Seibold (heard), Balme, Kroehn, Blowers, Acton, Eliza (first name), Nerida (first name), Robson, Talakai,  Conisbee, Du Rieu, Lester, Robson, Foster and Cranston. 1AUD = 88USc. Shane Webcke read the sports report and Laura Dymock read the weather report. Brisbane toms: 12-25.  Mt. Gravatt toms: 10-24.

Monday Post 466d

 Good afternoon again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2636 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I get back home from seeing Aunty Anna for some acupuncture and massage!! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• At 12:30pm, I walk myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Lunch is one toasted baked bean with one slice of cheese on dark rye bread cut into two rectangles plus one mug of delicious Chinese tea. PIG mum annoyingly ordered Ela up onto the table but since she felt anti-social and sat on the sofa watching YouTube videos I let both legs prop onto the footstool while I munched my sandwich. XD
• After lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Going to see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupunctur soon (in ten minutes), I'm looking forward to her firm ministrations; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her. XD
• When I get home should I sit out the remainder of my most important two hours online/ask for an early arvo tea? The former, prolly.
• Still hoping that dad will take us out somewhere when he gets back from Maleny!
• Toms: Lena's taking me to Breathew for physio before we buy groceries from Pinelands Coles and hopefully get my weekly bahn mi from the Pinelands Bakehouse.
• Lena will see me home, showered and fed with lunch before leaving @ 2pm. Don't think I've got any other appointments toms arvo and neither will Toastmasters happen, so looking forward to spending my most important two hours of the day online, hopefully PIG mum will feed me some decent arvo tea and I can read for one hour before watching the 6pm news bulletin for the 71ST time (provided I can watch it for the 70TH time tonight).
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 466c

 Good morning again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2538 (ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture!! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• PIG mum finishes off with absolutely mpthing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• After getting myself a spoon (13th time this year I've had to get myself cutlery; last year 'twas twenty-five but we're not even halfway through the year yet ><), the milk, unscrewing the lid, pouring the milk, recapping and putting the milk back into the fridge, breajfast is one bowl of leftover broken Weet-Bix with a tiny drizzle of honey, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and buckle my seatbelt. She tootles us off to the Runcorn IGA - gosh it's busy!
• We walk every aisle and just buy one tube/box of silken tofu. I tell PIG mum she's mean since she won't lemme buy anything for morning tea but she says she'll gimme some chocolate Easter Bunny once we're home.
• Back home, I use the loo for one tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely back online, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 466b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 550 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Fifteen Tactics For Joy'; thirdly, TWFT topic's "Experiencing God's Presence And Pleasure" and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Seeds Of Faith' but fifthly and way most importantly I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after I get back home!! Anyways, events for today?

• Lol, when noisy PIG mum went a-THUMPING around this morning and awoke me for the pot :P I thought I'd scored an awesome sleep last night only I could hear that the pot wasn't empty? Yet I have absolutely zero recollection of using the pot :P last night?? Am I going senile/insane/losing my mind?! XD
• After relieving myself I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*  
• The next time I awake to relieve myself's when dearest dad silently and very thoughtfully walks silently along the hallway and unpops the lock into the garage door. When dad comes to kiss me bye before going to spend the day with other church uncles @ some Eumundi wood festival, I tell him to have fun and he says he'll come home and take PIG mum and me out later this arvo.
• Then whoops, we both oversleep! Hence why PIG mum comes to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing but the bra strap and tee before leaving me to get the rest of myself kitted, I do so immediately without giving myself fifteen more minutes first because it's already 9:45am.
• PIG mum finishes off with absolutely mpthing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let - bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 466

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 466d

 One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Apparently, Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 6007. Woot I'm just over six grand! XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I just watched Westlife clips on YouTube.
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: it's the Labour Day public holiday! Dad's attending some wood workshop thing with his mates but PIG mum's taking me to see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture early toms arvo. I'm looking forward to her firm ministrations; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her. XD Perhaps espect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I don't think the shops are open toms.
• But worse of all, doubt I've got any support for personal care toms. *sigh*
• Although maybe I'll get to watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 70TH time!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 466c

 Good evening again! Lol this new Wally's definitely got ADHD; apparently my new plodding total's now 5873? XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When the parents called dinnertime, I used the loo for one more tinkle and climbed into the backseat of dad's 4WD.
• Dad tootled us off to behind Underwood Marketplace for dinner, only I think because tomorrow's a public holiday, everything was either full/not open! Eventually we found a table @ Malay House, but outside.
• Well we ordered three dishes but one was curry (so not for me) and dad took heaps of another for his lunch toms. The sweet and sour fish was great though; we'd never tried that before! As expected, I got piss little: less than one bowl of rice (even though I had a refill) and one mouthful of horsehair vermicelli. Like I say every Thursday: I like live for my Thursday lunches out. XD
• Headed to the 24/7 Yuen's fruit market after dinner to buy bananas but didn't buy any coz PIG mum said they didn't look good.
• Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening Monday, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 466b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 4412 (sweet I'm over four grand; that doesn't happen too often!) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Yield In Your Brokenness'. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• After my most important two hours of the day were up, I used the loo once, grabbed the first book Era felt when I walked over to the bookshelf and walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• I'd grabbed one of George R.R. Martin's books! I happily read that for one hour, reaching page twenty-five @ 3:45pm. 
• PIG mum griped how small the words were; I told her I'll try only read when it's sunny outside.
• After using the loo for one more tinkle, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over..

• Then I watched the first half of the Canterbury vs. St. George game! Obviously I'm cheering for Canterbury College since I attended Canterbury College for high school; I also enjoyed slumping against the right side of the armchair and tapping out the time with Era's middle finger since PIG mum was upstairs having her long arvo nap. She tumbled downstairs shortly after dearest dad returned home from badminton and arvo tea with his mates and ordered me off to shower.
• So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 15% of my shoorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening booth eyes for all the important numbers.
• After I flipped the nice hot water off and PIG mum dried my back and the back of the chair for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until my bra strap needed doing up, Elf's AFO straps needed sticking and both laces needed tying.
• After drying the loo seat, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, stamped the feet dry, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 466

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3450 steps; secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'The Day Is @ Hand'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Christ Is Coming Again'; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Wagging Tails And Tongues' and fifthly, the spam count for the weekend's just four. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 7th consecutive awesome sleep last night! I'd let PIG mum boot me off to bed so early I'd already waken with a full bladder @ 11:45pm but was obviously finished over the pot :P before the new day arrived and I didn't wake again until noisy PIG mum began her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs meaning I've now achieved the 7th time this year where I've enjoyed one straight week of awesome sleeps, score! :D After one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep again coz goodness knows PIG mum would get really noisy again one hour later!
• Like cloockwork, noisy PIG mum going a-THUMPING back upstairs awakes me again for the pot :P, after which I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Come 7:30am, PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is one bowl of Minus :P, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and buckle my seatbelt. PIG mum tootles us off to church, parking where Uncle Sam said she could and thus saving me from a longer hike down the concrete path.
• Today the disabled loo lid was down but horrid PIG mum refused to lift it for me. Luckily, the first normal ladies cubicle was free with lid up and seat down, hence I used that before grabbing my usual seat for ESS.
• Got to stay seated for worship today, yay! I sang everything, plus the harmony for all four songs but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was Dexter and his sermon was from Haggai chapter one. Service ended ridiculously early today: 9:55am!
• Aunty A kept me company until PIG mum came to pick me up. I used the disabled loo once myself (the lid had been lifted, phew) and then sat around the entrance. PIG mum fed me one little muffin and took off the three almond flakes that were decorating them. Actually, when some aunty came and cleared the container there were still two/three there; since she saw me, she shoved the box @ me, asking would you like another? I just replied I've already had one thanks, aunty. Seemed unnecessary to tell her I had a nut allergy and would explode upon consumption. XD
• Dad walked with me back up the ramp and up the two steps to where he'd parked his 4WD and then he tootled us off to Hungry Jack's where we had lunch with Uncle Calvin. I was pissed coz he'd PROMISED me a DOUBLE cheeseburger but only gave me a single! When I asked him where the other patty was he LIED and said they'd run out; honestly, what self-respecting fast food chain would run outta meat patties around 11am?! 
• Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Dad's left to play badminton and eat arvo tea with his mates and PIG mum's microwaving her lunch; personally I'm just grumpy with her since she won't grab The One Impossible Labyrinth for me to read when I head over to the gobbling :P table after I've finished my most important two hours of the day.
• Wonder where dad'll take us out for dinner ... hopefully not SCSC; I want Chinese food for dinner!
• Toms: it's the Labour Day public holiday! Unsure will I see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture  ... PIG mum's asking her now.
• Unfortunately that means I'll not get any support for personal care either, just like today ... *sigh*
• But hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 466c

 One final good evening and greeting for tonight! With a final, final plodding total of 3711, lemme cover final, final events for Saturday?

• After publishing the previous post, I watched YouTube videos.
• Dad Whatsapp videochatted First Aunty; still hospitalised with a strokr. Carrie, Rolls and Ashley are with her.
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Expecting a pissy little UnHappy Meal with dad afterwards and a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum but dad had better take us out for dinner toms night and gimme ONE bowl of rice to eat!
• Righteo, hopefully see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 466b

 Good evening again! With a plodding total of 3711, lemme continue events for Saturday?

Nature calls twice more before Nisha arrives and says fifteen more minutes? only I fall back asleep and don't wake again until she opens the door! I use the pot :P for one tinkle, we get me kitted, I head over to the bathroom and brish teeth, drink one mug of water and then sit over the loo proper. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

After washing and drying Era, I head out to the gobbling :P table for bbreakfast. Dad did his once-weekly eggs on toast ... but with TUNA, it tasted a little weird. XD I also drank my first big mug of white tea with two sugars and happily read for thirty minutes. After Nisha finished her own breakfast, I asked her to please massage Ela.

While Nisha closed and locked windows, I used the loo for one more tinkle and then climbed into her car's passenger seat. At Calamvale Central, Nisha got a trolley for us and then we bought groceries from Woolies before I tried buying a sushi from the new place just opened outside the elevator - egg and eel!

Back home, I took a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Nisha who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

Dried, creamed and rekitted Nisha reheats lunch for me with added oyster sauce and makes me two more big mugs of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey.

At 1:40pm I sat over the loo for two more tinkles and then @ 1:45pm Nisha tootles me off to BCAC to play ping pong with dad.

We play four rounds; thanks to dad who went with me to the disabled loo between the 3rd and 4th rounds and lifted the loo lid for me.

Back home I munch the sushi - it's delicious! - and finish The Two Sth Sth! Wonder what I'll read next week?

Had the usual dinner, drank soup, took bowl to the sink and returned online.

Toms: just church, nothing special.

Would love lunch out with other BCACers but resigned to a pissy little Unhappy Meal with dad - actually, lately we've been eating @ Hungry Jack's coz they offer thick cut chips! - and then a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum. >< *sigh*

But dad had better take us out for CHINESE food for dinner and gimme ONE bowl of rice!

Righteo, hopefully bbl just after 9pm, else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 466

 Good evening! Firstly, this Wally's gone mental and I'm gonna login my plodding total from two Saturdays ago for today: 3711. Secondly, john Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'The Great Exchange'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Start Memorising Scriptures'; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Always Trustworthy' and fifthly, Jooni's devotional topic's 'You Belong To Jesus' but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-THREE MINUTES online after dinner!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 6th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until noisy PIG mum began her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs and after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep again since I knew she'd get very noisy again one hour later!
• Like clockwork, noisy PIG mum a-THUMPING around upstairs and getting changed for work's my wakeup call to use the pot :P again, after which I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Around 7:30am, PIG mum enters my room and hits me with the eye goo before leaving for her half day's work. 
• After dearest dad retucks me back into bed, pretends to suck Pearl's SEVEN pearls, laughs when Pearl body slams him for the cheek, promises to stay quiet so we can snore in peace and says he'll leave me some leftovers for lunch, before falling back asleep I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Nature calls twice more before Nisha arrives and says fifteen more minutes? only I fall back asleep and don't wake again until she opens the door! I use the pot :P for one tinkle, we get me kitted, I hea

Friday Post 466b

 Heyloo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4754. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Once I'd used up my most important two hours of the day I headed over to the gobbling :P table and asked PIG mum please for some arvo tea;, I'm gonna read for one hour.
• She fed me one mouthful of gooey passionfruit, half a plain rice cake and one huge mug of peppermint tea. Pity she wouldn't gimme my mobile to record what time I reached pg. 200 (sometime like 4:16pm?) but I happily read for one hour before using the loo for one tinkle and returning online.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's, read by Sharyn Ghidella and Max Futcher) for the 69TH time: Robson, Albanese (heard), Sandilands (heard), Ley, Bissell, Shorley, Stone, Lagoon, Heathwood, Mina (first name), Lib, Mullen, Wilkinson (heard), Lehrmann, Reason, Tollemach, Tipton, Kingsun, Hynes, Bardack, Bleijie, White, Medina, Colapinto,  Spedding, Flannery, Palaszczuk, Gyte, Springer, Lester, Goddard, Jene (first name), Galvin, Haidar (first name), Keoehn, Gillmeister Holland, Balme, Griffin, Fraser, Nankivell, Sargeant, Patchett  Spaarwater, Bissell (heard), Rowland, Nanai (heard), Payten, Holbrook, Wighton (heard), Gilding Rytenskild, Whitfeld and Dymock. 1AUD = 66USc. Alyssa read the sports report  Bertie read the weather report from Bundall. Brisbane was 18-26 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 15-25. Sunrise 6:11am sunset 5:19pm

Friday Post 466

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 4755 steps (ooh, maybe I'll crack half a normal person before the night's out XD); secondly, john piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Children Of A Singing God'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Change Your Expectations'; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Laughing Out Loud' and fifthly, the spam count for the week's onl;y three. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:15am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Nature called again around 7:45am when dearest dad usually leaves for work but since he didn't appear to kiss me bye I figured he had today off. Another pot :P trip and more happy snorings for me.
• Noisy PIG mum going a-THUMPING around upstairs shortly before 9am wakes me for a third pot :P trip. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo before going back outside and awaiting Peggy's arrival.
• After PIG mum opens the door for Peggy @ 9am, she knocks, enters and calls good morning. I wave Pijum's arm back @ her but instead of saying fifteen more minutes she just chuckles and then exits the room! Delighted, Pijum and I count down our first fifteen more minutes.
• When Peggy reenters my room and starts pulling my blankets away, I throw Pearl gently @ her and protest fifteen more minutes! She tries to reply I've already given you fifteen more minutes but I grouse no, you only said good morning and then left so it's fifteen more minutes now. Git. Peggy laughed and went for other fifteen more minutes! XD\
• When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, we got me kitted and then I went over to the bathroom and brushed teeth. Thanks to Peggy who squirted some toothpaste for me. Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and then headed out to the gobbling :P table withnPeggy, who told me she'd had her honey toast and one mug of coffee for breakfast.
• My breakfast is one bowl of Minus :P all ,y usual drugs :P, one full mug of water and even one mug of white tea with one big spoonful of honey, score! Peggy knows not to gimme that when the parents are around but they'd alreasdy gone out, see. XD  Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I sit once more over the loo. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the passenger seat of Peggy's car, she kindly helps me buckle my seatbelt and then tootles us off to Calamvale Central for walkies and shopping, parking underground coz all the above-ground disabled parking spots are already taken.
• Peggy grabbed a trolley for us, then we caught the elevator up and bought groceries from Coles, after which I sat outside Woolies and played Quest while Peggy went and bought more groceries from the Mega Discount Fruit Store.
• Back home, I took a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Peggy who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch was a tuna in tomato and onion toastie with TWO slices of cheese and buttered on one side plus one more big mug of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey!
• When the parents got home, PIG mum wouldn't even lemme finish my lunch but ordered I go to the bathroom where she put a crop top on me since we'd forgotten I was booked in for my fly jab!
• We saw Dr. Money again! I asked him had he decided which currency he was yet; when he replied huh I was like e.g. US dollar, Japanese yen ... etc? He asked which one's better and I told him be a U.S. dollar since they're worth more. XD
• The nurse that jabbed me was extremely experienced; I honestly didn't even feel a sting! I wibbled @ her I'd need a lolly from the lolly jar to make me feel better afterwards coz needles hurt and she sauid I don't have any lollies but I can give you a sticker? Luckily Debbie had a box of Roses and she fed me a mint one! :D
• Back home I finished my lunch, used the loo for one tinkle and popped online.
• Once I've used up my most two important hours of the day I'll head over to the gobbling :P table and read for one hour; hopefully PIG mum'll geed me some arvo tea.
• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news bulletin for the 69TH time!
• Minjum's gonna keep me company while the parents are @ their badminton party; hopefully she'll pour me one more mug of white tea with two sugars!
• We'll cheer the Broncos playing tonight!
• Toms: Nisha's minding me from 10-2. Will shower after going for walkies with her @ Calamvale Central since I don't get 4-6pm support anymore.
• Presuming dad will take me to play table tennis with heim @ church toms arvo? Will ask~
• Ooh maybe I can watch the news for the 70TH time!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 466d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now apparently stands @ 6369. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After Minjum leaves, I play Jewel Quest and wait for Annie's arrival @ 3:45pm. When she hasn't arrived by 4pm I use the loo once myself and leave her a phone message asking are you coming?
• Annie arrives the same time as PIG mum comes home; turns out she'd been stuck in school traffic coz she leaves @ the beginning of Daw Rd. now!
• She'd brought Korean fried chicken to share and a pudding milk tea for me. We just chatted and updated each other about our lives since it's been like one year since I last saw her!
• After she left I lifted the loo lid, sat for one tinkle and plopped online before watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's, but still Sydney's) for the 68TH time). All the things I like are in the post two previous.
• When the parents summoned me for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon, lotsa yummy broccoli, several strips of BBQ chook and one lil yummy Chinese mushroom.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup; after taking the bowl to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• At 9pm I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. My stupid nose has decided to start leaking tonight; thanks to PIG mum who's popped me one Telfast tablet.
• Tonight's ice cream night, yay! Like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all!
• Toms: Peggy's minding me 9-1 but PIG mum hasn't decided where she's sending us yet.
• Tiff can't come toms arvo since she's got some sorta training; looking forward to spending my most important two hours of the day online and reading for one hour while hopefully munching some arvo tea.
• Oh! Hope Michelle finds someone to mind me toms night; I wanna watch the Broncos play but the parents are attending some badminton function and they were gonna drag me to come with! Fingers crossed she'll find someone~
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 466c

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now apparently stands @ 6079 (ha, apparently I'm just over six grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Quiet Moments' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed SIX MINUTES online after I use the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• Yay I got a table @ the back with the comfy leather seats; today I had the pork chop in onion sauce with rice and a cold HK-style milk tea while Minjum got BBQ duck with rice and a vanilla Milo frappe. She left one mouthful for me; 'twas delicious! I don't suffer from brain freeze but mouth freeze? I suppose that's because I've got no brain left. ?< XD
• Back home, I took a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Minjum who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted I head outside and plop online while Minjum cleans the bathroom.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 466b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 5456 (ha, apparently I'm more than half a normal person today XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 68TH time!! Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!

• After watching the 6pm news bulletin for the 67TH time, I wolfed down dinner and used the loo for one tinkle before dad drove me to Dr. Lee's for GG and followed me up the stairs.
• Only five attended last night; Peter Pie and Yu Lam are honeymooning in NZ! Dr Lee led our study from lesson two: moving towards others. He also had this really fragrant flowery tea for everyone!
• I rang dad please for pickup @ 8:50pm; back home, I used the loo once more for one tinkle, noted down my final, final plodding total for Wednesday and hit the sack @ the piss-early time of 8:45pm. Zzz~
• Today: yay, 4th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until noisy PIG mum awoke me with her noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs @ 6:50am (so I knew she'd overslept coz usually she gets up @ 6:20 XD) and after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep since I knew she'd get very noisy again one hour later!
• Like clockwork, @ 7:20am PIG mum's noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs awakes me for another pot :P trip, after which I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* Soon she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo; I remind her if nobody arrives by 7:40am, start ringing CODA!
• But phew, Minjum arrived @ 7:30am! I'll admit I didn't recognise the voice when she said good morning and fifteen more minutes, but when she came back and I swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles I recognised her face, phew. XD
• After three tinkles over the pot :P, we get me kitted, I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth, sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then head out to the gobbling :P table.
• Breakfast was one bowl oof Minus :P, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Thanks to Minjum who turned on Sunrise for my viewing pleasure; over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I sit over the loo once more. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into Minjum's passenger seat and she tootles me off to the Garbo library for GCCW! Thanks to her who help me with my seatbelt all day~
• Nine attended today; ten if you count the senior librarian who read the acknowledgement of country and then sat in the corner doing her own work. Think her name's Lynelle? Also thanks to Sattya who helped me once to the loo during morning tea break and got me some morning tea  and Rob who opened my three packets of bikkies for me. Homework for next fortnight's 'driving force'.
• After one more loo trip, Minjum tootled me off to C Cafe for lunch; phew, there was one last disabled park left available underneath!
• 
  
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's, read by Peter Overton but still NSW?) for the 68TH time: Green, Wittington, Kearsley, Speakman, Minns, Meyer, Kasy (first name), Chambers, Eltayeb (first name), Eltayeb, Bakri (first name), Grabeer, Folbigg (heard), Tiffiny (heard), Genders, Hayes, Sussan (first name), Ley, Albanese, Chahoud, Atattilia, Sloan, Rmsby, Broadbent, Katy (first name), Long, Airlie (first name), Phair, Caldeau (heard), Lomax, Molo (heard),  Danika (first name), Hudson (first name), Dufficy (heard), Demetriou, Wighton (heard),  Aeson (first name), Creedon (heard). Balzer, McQualter, Partridge (heard), Cavanagh, Kearns Rooney, O'Meara, Mickenbecker, Wiedler (heard) and  Doherty. 1AUD = 66.25USc. Telstra share are on a six year high! Amber read the weather report. Brisbane toms: 16-26.

Thursday Post 466

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday's actually 6800 (unsure how I got that many steps in?); seecondly, joni's devotional topic's from last night's 'You Will Have Trouble'; thirdly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 4002 steps (ha, I'm just over four grand XD); fourthly, John Piper's daily devotional from last night's topic's 'You Were Made For God'; fifthly, TWFT topic's 'Servants For Life' and sixthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Watering The Weeds' but seventhly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-ONE MINUTES online after Annie leaves!! Hopefully bbl!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 466

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3883 steps; secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's "Paul's Salvation Was For You"; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Build A Relationship With Your Children' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Strong And Good' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online after I get home from GG tonight!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Nature usually calls hourly after the first daylight pot :P trip, but happiness was snoring soundly until dearest dad very thoughtfully walked silently along the hallway and unpopped the lock into the garage before waking again to relieve myself.
• After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me back into bed, pretends to suck Pearl's SEVEN pearls, laughs when Pearl body slams him for the cheek and leaves for his hard days work, Pearl, Pijum and I happily cuddle and snore for about another hour, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with only the bra strap and tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and then I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• After getting myself a spoon (15th time this year I've had to get myself cutlery), the milk, uncapping, pouring, replacing the lid and putting the milk back into the fridge, breakfast is one bowl of the less-yummy (so sticky) bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD) very lightly scattered with some Coco Pops, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and she tootles me off to Ray's for some massage and acupuncture. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day and we also listen to 97.3FM all day too.
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Tuesday Post 465e

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3398. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for oone tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. Actually, I didn't go until 9:02pm coz right on 9pm PIG mum ordered that I edit a note dad had written for Uncle David. Lucky PIG mum's going back to HK!
• Fingers crossed I can enjoy another incredible sleep like I did this morning!
• Seeing Ray for some massage and acupuncture toms late arvo; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ him. XD
• Will complete my HEP twenty minute walk with PIG mum after that when we buy groceries.
• Back home I've gotta send my GCCW homework and then eat lunch before Jacinta takes me to para table tennis.
• She'll see me home and showered before leaving @ 6:30pm; I'll finish watching the news and wolf dinner down before dad takes me to Dr. Lee's for GG.
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee today I've managed FIVE posts; that doesn't usually happen Tuesdays! XD

Tuesday Post 465d

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3259 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Put A Song Into Your Heart'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• Instead of happily watching the 6pm news, I took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 15% of my short second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After PIG mum dried my back and the back of the chair for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed sticking and both shoelaces needed tying.
• After I dried the loo lid, I sat for one tinkle, stamped both feet dry, dried inside both ears and washed and dried Era before walking myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• When I was summoned for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, lotsa yummy caabbage, some fish and TWO little but yummy Chinese mushrooms!
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I was ready to return online once taking my bowl over to the sink but dad ordered instead that I watch the news from the TV I'd missed when PIG mum had ordered me off to shower.
• Only he couldn't find it. XD After waiting for five minutes watching him fiddle with the remote control I announced I was returning online and get me back once you've found it.
• Only I can hear they've opened Facebook so hopefully they'll leave me alone to enjoy my time online! XD
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after one last looo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing Wednesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 465c

 Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 2646. Ha, I'm over 2.5 grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final for today?

• When dad summoned me over for lunch, I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dad cooked knife cut noodles for lunch with lotsa veggies and a lil meat. 
• Lunch was spooned down with one bowll of soup, after which 'twas time to leave for the cinemas!
• Dad parked directly outside Hoyts, meaning I hiked up the ramp to reach the cinemas. Only you know how dad's weird about arriving @ everything early? Lol, by the time I entered the building, the cinemas hadn't even opened yet! XD No sweat, I found a pillar to lean my right hip against; standing's not too hard when I can do that.
• Once the cinema doors opened PIG mum walked into buy our tickets while dad walked with me almost to the cinema entrance and I took a seat.
• After using the loo for one tinkle, we were in the cinema to the most left. For the first time ever, I had to take a step DOWN to reach the seat! PIG mum demands I weight shift to the left whenever before I sit down; I've given myself permission to weight shift all the way to the right before sitting down only when I watch a movie; it felt comfortable and the parents didn't notice. XD
• EXCELLENT MOVIE! :D I recognised the theme music but loved how it'd been extended for the entire orchestra sound! My favourite scene was when Toad wailed, "I'm too cute to die!!" XD Dad ate most of the popcorn but lemme finish the box with a last small mouthful.
• Once the movie was over dad immediately put my footrest down and stood up, like he wanted to leave, but I put it back up and happily watched all the credits before putting the footrest down again. Nobody famous voiced the main characters but turns out Hans Zimmer was the conductor/composer for the score so no wonder I loved it - Hans Zimmer also scored my favouritest movie of all time, The Last Samurai!
• Back home, I headed down to the gobbling :P table. PIG mum fed me half a plain rice cake, one huge mouthful of passionfruit and one delicious mug of Chinese tea for arvo tea.
• While she watched YouTube videos from the couch, I happily read Matthew Reilly's The Two Lost Mountains for one hour. 
• Before returning online, I used the loo for one more tinkle.
• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 67TH time!
• Toms: late morning appointment to see Ray for some acupuncture and massage. Bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ him. XD
• Will complete my HEP with her afterwards when we buy groceries from wherever.
• Jacinta's taking me to play table tennis @ like 2pm and seeing me home and showered before leaving @ 6:30pm.
• After watching the 6pm news bulletin for the 68TH time, I'll quickly wolf dinner down and then dad will take me to Dr. Lee's place for GG. 
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin - Nine's - for the 67TH time: - well hopefully I can see it, since PIG mum has just ordered me off to shower @ 5:51! *sigh*

Tuesday Post 465b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 555 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'The Liberating Power Of Forgiveness'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Today, Choose The Right Attitude' and fourthly, Our Daily Breadf's devotional topic's 'Let It Go'. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Actually, that was a REALLY GOOD SLEEP last night; I woke feeling totaaly refreshed! :D
• Pijum, Pearl and I happily cuddled and snored, me waking again around 9am for another pot :P trip.
• Shortly afterwards, PIG mum begins her noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs and soon she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's still @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, and then I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, which is one bowl of Minus :P, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I sit once more over the loo. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I plopped online. Have just signed my new concession card since we're gonna watch the Super Mario movie this arvo!
• Unfortunately won't get any support for personal care this arvo but will hopefully get to watch the news (Nine's) for the 67TH time!
• Toms: seeing Ray for some acupuncture and massage. Bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ him. XD
• Will presumably complete my twenty minutes' HEP walk with PIG mum grocery shopping toms.
• Jacinta's taking me to play ping pong toms arvo; dad wants me to take my 3rd place ribbon and get a photo with Kim! Oh, but when I get home I need to send my GCCW homework out~
• Jacinta will see me home and showered before leaving @ 6:30; I'm planning to watch the 6pm bulletin for the 68TH time, wolf down dinner and then go to Dr. Lee's place for GG!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl this arvo, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 465

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 465f

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total now apparently stands @ 6824. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I just watched YouTube videos.
• At 9pm, I walked myself sloowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: ANZAC Day public holiday! Personally I'm grateful I'm getting outta one physio session. XD
• Will remind PIG mum please to help me up by 9:45pm and then looking forward to watching the Super Mario with him toms arvo!
• Hoping for the chance to read for one hour and the opportunity to watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 67TH time!
• Righteo, hope everyone has aa smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tonight I've managed SIX posts; that's even rarer than five! XD

Monday Post 465e

 Good evening! Firstly, apparently, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6529 (sweet, I'm over 6.5 grand!) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Do The Next Thing'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When dad summoned me over for dinner, I got off the chair to use the loo for one tinkle before joining him @ the gobbling table - and stacked it. >< I went down silently and tried to aim my butt for the chair but I caught the chair leg and it scaped along the floor and dad heard me and rushed over. >< Fat butt good cushioning and I landed on Era's upper arm so she's very slightly tender but I'm alright.
• Used the loo for one tinkle after dad pulled me back upright and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• PIG mum appeared from her long afternoon nap and dad immediately told her I'd taken a tumble. Cue PIG mum biting my head off. >< *sigh*
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon, lotsa soup carrot, two slices of beef, two slices of chicken and two little pieces of scrambled egg.
• Dinner was spoobned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over too the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.\

• Anyways, hopefully bbl following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing Tuesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've already managed FIVE posts tonight! Yeah, I can do that some Mondays. XD

Monday Posy 465d

 Good afternoon again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5395 (eh? How did I suddenly reach more than half a normal person today? Beats me! XD) but secondly and way moost importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm bulletin (Seven's) for the 66TH time! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car and she tootles us off to Underwood Marketplace, parking underground since it's been drizzling toiday.
• Catching the lift up, we bump into Aunty Anne, Mid and Small Chow? Where's Big Chow? I ask. Working, Small Chow tells me.
• PIG mum and I head into Big W coz I need to buy new underwear and a crop top. I'm pissed because PIG mum's planning to fly back to HK soon and won't get CODA to gimme morning carers coz I don't have enough funding? I mean, WTF?! >< *sigh*
• Back home, lunch was one toasted baked bean and one slice of cheese sandwich plus one mug of that delicious green powder tea Aunty Nga had sent me. Wonder why dearest dad didn't returm home for lunch today?
• After using the loo for one more tinkle, PIG mum tootles me back to Unique Physiotherapy to see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture.
• While I enjoyed her firm ministrations, PIG mum enjoyed yapping ceaselessly @ Aunty Anna. My sincerest thanks to Aunty Anna who always responded, thus keeping a conversation flowing. Me? Her incessant droning sent me to sleep; when I was awoke she was STILL yapping! Luckily I didn't snore though. XD
• I sat outside and drank one little paper cup of water while PIG mum paid Aunty Anna and booked me in for the same time next week. Isn't Aunty Anna hard-working: despite tomorrow being the ANZAC Day public holiday, she's still working!
• Back home, I use the loo once more for one tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely back online, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Thanks to PIG mum who let Rebecca inside when she announced her arrival two minutes early, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door.
• So a bice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Rebecca who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Rebecca flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Rebecca rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Erf's sock and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
• Back outside, arvo tea was one gloopy mouthful of yummy passionfruit, half a flavoured rice cake and one huge mug of yummy peppermint tea. Somehow I must've showered super-fast today because I read for 1.5 hours and not just one! Thanks to Rebecca whoo found me another book to read until the next book club: Matthew Reilly's The Two I've Forgotten What. XD While I read, Rebecca massaged Ela very gently for only twenty minutes and then just sketched.
• At 5:55pm I quickly used the loo for one more tinkle and not two, coz PIG mum had turned the television off and I needed time to boot it back up again to watch the news!
• At 6pm I signed Rebecca off with my thanks and byes; she's back same time next week and not toms coz it's ANZAC Day. Actually, she's working toms so she's gonna be rich!
• Toms: ANZAC Day public holiday. Immensely thankful I get to skip a session of blasted physio. XD
• Instead, dad and I might see the Mario movie!
• Just a pity I'll not get any support for personal care, though ... *sigh*
• But maybe I can watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 67TH time!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
• About thirty minutes left till Rebecca minds me from 4-6pm.
• Looking forward to watching the 6pm bulletin (Nine's Sydney's, with Peter Overton) for the 66TH time: Albanese, Hastie, Croucher, Jardim, Saba (heard), Partridge, Hennick, Tarneaka (first name), Strickland, Heinke (heard), Cotsis, Pearl, Perrottet, Freelander, Tedesco, Robinson, Rugg, Doueihi, Trbojevic (heard) Thistlethwaite, Ray Cewwdon (heard) Raffoul, Whyte, Hagan, Lane, Ty (first name) Sim (first name), Penzo Cleary , Korobete (heard), (heard Doueihi, Wiedler (heard), Crichton (heard), Canning, Rove (first name) and Humphries (heard). Chris Kohler read the finance report. 1AUD = 66.75USc and Telstra shares fell. Amber read the weather report. Brisbane toms: 18-25.

Monday Post 465c

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3632 (ha, I'm over 3.5 grand XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and SIX MINUTES online after I see Aunty Anna for some acupuncture and massage!! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• When dad eventually came and kissed me bye around 8:05am I'd already fallen back asleep. Dad explained that he's leaving later this morning since he's gotta take orders from Wynnum. Dad kissed me bye, retucked me back into bed, pretended to suck Pearl's SEVEN pearls, laughed when Pearl bosy slammed him for the cheek and left for his hard day's work.
• Pearl and I happily snore for about another hour, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before noisy PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since it's getting colder; hopefully she'll help for six months and not stol till October the 24th) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Breakfast is one bowl of bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD) sprinkled very lightly with some Coco Pops, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 465b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. :P Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 531 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet); secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's "Seek Your City's Good"; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Beware Of Self-Pity' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'String Too Short To Use' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FOUR MINUTES online after I get home grocery shopping with PIG mum!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't xall until 6:20am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Nature usually calls hourly after that official daylight trip but today I snored happily with Pijum and Pearl till 7:45am before waking again to relieve myself and wondering how come baba's not leaving for work yet?
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Monday Post 465

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 465b

 Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2656. Ha, I'm over 2.5 grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• Wait a sec ... unsure how my final, final plodding total's LESS than the one I noted  down previously?? Beats me! XD
• After publishing the previous post I just watched YouTube videos because my Facebook feed seems to have vanished? Dunno...
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: hope PIG mum helps me up...
• Seeing Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture in the arvo, bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her.
• Will she want me to complete my twenty minutes HEP walking before coming home for lunch with baba/after I've seen Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture?
• Rebecca's minding me from 4-6pm; will ask her to please pick me a new book to read.
• Fingers crossed I can watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 66TH time!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 465b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2581 (ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Extraordinary Miracles'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• I was happily watching Nine's 6pm bulletin for the 65TH time and had just reached the sports report when dad suddenly decided he was STARVING and DEMANDED we leave for dinner NOW!
• Tonight's dinner was @ Ho Lin Wah. When dad orders a two person meal for three people, takes one bowl of rice away for his lunch toms, eats the second bowl for himself and leaves the third bowl for PIG mum and I to share, you can guess who gets the 'bigger' half (obviously not me! XD) But I got one delicious fried chicken wing and half a hot HK-style milk tea to celebrate my ribbon winning. XD
• Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and then walked  myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Righteo, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for tooday, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 465

 Good afternoon! Unsure how many steps I've been hard @ work plodding today yet coz silly Wally's fainted from low battery and needs recharging but John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Give Reasons To Be Fearless', TWFT topic's 'He Will Do It Again!; Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Loving Like Jesus' and the spam count for today's only one. Anyways, events for today?

• Aww my awesome sleep streak ended this morning @ 12:45am when nature called; noisy PIG mum awoke me again to relieve myself when she started a-THUMPING noisily around upstairs and after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep because I knew for certain that PIGF mum would get very noisy again one hour later!
• Like clockwork, @ 7:20am PIG mum's noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs awakes me for another pot :P trip, after which I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• At 7:30am, PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's still @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. PIG mum comes to help with absolutely nothing bar both shoelaces and Elf's AFO straps before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth. That done, I sit over the gobbling :P table for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Breakfast is one of those pork floss buns PIG mum baked last night! I helped too: when she was yapping @ Uncle Colbert last night, I took one sough ball from under the cloth, rolled him ball-shaped, used the rolling pin to flatten him out and then added two whacks for good measure. XD I also pop all my usual drugs :P and drink one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of dad's 4WD and he tootles me off for my first-ever para table tennis competition in somewhere like Wynnum!
• Very unimpressed on arrival: there are like twelve hugw steps to hike up! Even worse, once I got up, dad wouldn't lemme sit back down and instead had me walk all the way into the playing courts. >< *sigh*
• I guess the only consolation was that there was chocolate cake! There weren't any disabled toilets but dad walked with me to the mouth of the normal ladies' toilets and I managed fine.
• Lunch was disappointing: for four bucks I only got 2.5 slices of pizza! >< *sigh*
• My first match was against Jo, the high-functioning downs syndrome girl and I managed to win the first set! Only she rallied to take out the second and third sets and thus win the match.
• Dunno who the next girl was, but she was pro and wiped me out in straight sets.
• For the final match, I was against some boy, maybe Kim's son? I won the first set but he won the second; before we played our third and deciding set I told him surely you've heard of the phrase ladies first? You'd better lemme win! And I did, prolly coz dad taught me to play more aggressively! XD
• After that come doubles! I paired up with this really nice Italian guy but I've already forgotten his name. XD
• By then, dad was in a hurry to leave coz he wanted to go play badminton and eat arvo tea with his mates. I went first to say bye to Kim who said oh, we've not held the awards ceremony yet and just gave me my 3rd placed ribbon! I'm obviously in the lowest division and I bet there were only three competitors @ my level, hence the third placing. XD
• But that's still worthy of celebration; looking forward to our once-weekly dinner out together!
• Toms: Rebecca's minding me from 4-6. PIG mum should take me out for walkies somewhere toms morning since I've gotta complete Monday's HEP task.
• Think I'm seeing Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture toms arvo? Bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her. XD
• Hoping I can watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 66TH time!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 465d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for tonight now stands @  . Righteo, final, final events for Saturday?

• After publishing the previous post, I read match reports from the Broncos' game last night against the Eels and basked in their glory. XD
• At 9pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Toms: instead of attending ESS, dad's taking me to my first-ever para table tennis competition! I've not any expectations @ all; originally dad said I'd definitely lose but when I wailked @ him asn't he supposed to encourage me and not put me down he amended his words and said I didn't say you'd lose; I just said you wouldn't win any points!! >< XD
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Saturday Post 465b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 4306 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Do You Know Him?' Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• After I count down my fifteen more minutes, I swing myself over to the pot :P and call out to Jacinta that I'm hungry. She comes, saying CODA rang her two days ago to look after me this morning. We get me kitted, I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth, drink one mug of water and sit over the loo proper. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Heading out to the gobbling :P table, dad leaves me one slice of toast with a small amount of scrambled eggs and ham. Thanks to Jacinta who added one slice of cheese for me; I also enjoyed my first mug of white tea with two sugars and wrote out the wedding caRD for Peter Pie and Yu Lam!
• That done, I used the loo for one more tinkle and climbed into the passenger seat of Jacinta's car. Thanks to her who helped me buckle my seatbelt both ways today.
• At Calamvale Central she parked around the outside and got a trolley for us, while I quickly posted an update onto Facebook.
• Our first stop was to Woolies to buy a loaf of bread; I told Jacinta to buy her own groceries too and save herself from another trip back.
• Our other stop was to buy an egg salad sushi roll for my arvo tea.
• Once home, I took a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Jacinta who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Jacinta flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Jacinta rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Erf's sock and one more when Jacinta gave Wally back to Ela.
• Back outside Jacinta made me another mug of white tea with two sugars and added extra oyster sauce to the leftovers dad made for lunch, delicious! Unfortunately, dad got home and chucked a cow about that, watered the rice down, wouldn't lemme finish it and tried making me one huge mug of peppermint tea! I refused it, since I wanted my third and final big mug of white tea with two sugars. *huh*
• Instead, I went to the bathroom and Jacinta helped me get changed for the wedding! Dad was unhelpful, bugging me SEVERAL times was I coming out yet but finally shut up when I asked him did he want me coming out half naked? XD
•  Dad dropped me off and Aunty Harmony walked behind me for awhile as dad went and reparked the car. Luckily the path was all concreted.
• @ the welcome desk, you gave a thumbprint! First you picked a colour (obviously blue for me) and stuck your thumb making a tree before signing your name and then someone helped you wipe your thumb clean!
• I took the usual spot I sit for during ESS. I stood up for the entrance of the bridal party and was very thankful that only the couple ended.
• I stood again to sing the two worship songs but suddenly dad appeared and held Era, :o)
• Pastor Iggy spoke and then Reverend Chris married them! When they walked out we all stood and threw flower petals @ them. 
• After that was photos; thanks to Aunty Jo who walked with me up to the photos and then I stood beside the groom!
• Sitting back down, there were cool refreshments and I had a great chat to Jack Wat; he's working @ Brisbane airport and getting married soon!
• Dad said let's go just when games were starting; he's attending the Saturday church service, see.
• Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle, had my egg salad sushi roll and one huge mug of peppermint tea, read for awhile, used the loo for another tinkle and popped online.
• Happily watched the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's) for the 65TH time.
• When the parents summoned me over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon and like two little cubes of yummy BBQ pork.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup and dessert was half an oven-baked charsiu bun (they're not bad!); after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back  online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Righteo, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Sunday, else hope everyone learns lots @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 465

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total from last night's actually 3217; secondly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 4100 steps (sweet I'm over four grand; that doesn't happen very often! Just alas that I was actually still owed TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES); thirdly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'The Key To Radical Love'; fourthly, TWFT topic's 'Setting Captives Free (2)' and fifthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The Power Of Forgiveness' but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news (Seven's) for the 65TH time!! Righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!

• After watching the 6pm bulletin for the 64TH time, I used the loo for one tinkle, wolfed the usual dinner quickly down, took my bowl over to the sink and was seated on the couch come 7:30! Unsure why dad wouldn't lemme put the footrest up until kickoff but hey. I'm so talented I can slouch without it. XD
• The moment kickoff started I put the footrest up, then sat back and enjoyed the game!
• Woo hoo the Broncos had a sixteen-point advantage @ the break; I quickly used the loo for one tinkle and then sat watching the halftime show.
• Well, the Eels prevented the Broncos from scoring anymore points during the second half while they scored some themselves but it wasn't enough: the Broncos still won. XD Hence why I watched Friday night Knockoff before getting myself off to bed. Zzz~
• Today: yay, 7th consecutive awesome sleep last night; that's the 6th time this year I've enjoyed one straight week of consecutive awesome sleeps! :D Nature didn't call until noisy PIG mum's daily a-THUMPING around upstairs woke me; after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep since I knew she'd get very noisy again exactly one hour later!
• Like clockwork, noisy PIG mum a-THUMPING back upstairs and getting changed for her half-day's work my wakeup call to use the pot :P again, before I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• At 7:30am, PIG mum lets herself into my room and hits me with the eye goo before rushing off for her half-day's work. Once she's gone, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After dearest dad retucks me back into bed, pretends to suck Pearl's SEVEN pearls, laughs when Pearl body slams him for the cheek, says he'll leave me some rice leftovers for Tracey to reheat for my lunch and promises to stay quiet so that Pearl and I can snore in peace, we do exactly that, me waking twice more for the pot :P before ... Jacinta arrives, not Tracey?
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I found while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's, read by Katrina Blowers) for the 65TH time: Lawson, Bissell, Ribarich, Langbroek, Gyte, Cheam, Balme, Twomey, Albanese (heard), Massingham, Kingsun, Beretta, Bechwati, Boyce, Hipkins, Lester, Gooch, Decham, Hipsley, Leishmann (heard), Kroehn, Usman (first name), Khawaja, Elly (first name), Wicks Butler, Kamala (first name), Sivo (heard), Hipgood (heard), Wighton (heard), BriggsTurhal (first name), Murhat, Biden (heard), Uechtritch, Thurston and Lauga. Paul Burt read the weather report from Bundall. Brisbane was 17-27 today. Ben Davis read the sports report. Brisbane toms: 16-27. Sunrise 6:28am Sunset 5:24pm

Friday Post 465

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've neem hard @ work plodding 2624 steps (ha, I'm over 2.5 grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Afraid To Stray; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Setting Captives Free (1)'; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Pressing On In Jesus' and fifthly, the spam count for the week's eleven but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ELEVEN MINUTES online after I watch the Broncos play tonight!! >< *sigh* Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 6th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until the noisy garbage truck awoke me when it came THUNDERING down the road to tip our bins and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Usually nature calls hourly after that first daylight pot :P trip but happiness was snoring peacefully until dearest dad very considerately walked silently along the hallway and unpopped the lock into the garage before waking again for the pot. :P
• After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me back into  bed, pretends to suck Pearl's SEVEN pearls, laughs when Pearl body slams him for the cheek and leaves for his hard day's work, Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before noisy PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around noisily upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is the yummy vanilla custard bun I'd bought yesterday with the carer, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.  There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Peggy arrives @ 10am and takes me out to Calamvale Central for walkies and to buy groceries. Since the weather's not looking promising, she parks underground and grabs a trolley for us.
• First we duck into Hanaromart and buy a packet of sweet potato noodles called japchae that I'll cook with Tiff this arvo!
• Then I sit and happily play Jewel Quest while Peggy does her own shopping.
• Around 11:40am we start the trip back home.
• Took a nice hot shower when I got home - hairwash today. Also thanks to Peggy who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one 6inkle before Peggy flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Peggy rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she's helping with Erf's sock and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
• Back out Peggy immediately made me one big mug of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey and then made me a plain tuna toastie with TWO slices of cheese and buttered on one side! :D
• When PIG mum got home she yapped @ Peggy incessantly and the poor woman couldn't leave until two minutes after her shift had officially finished.
• Tiff arrived while I was still finishing lunch! PIG mum went out swimming.
• After I'd downed my big mug of tea we set to work cooking the japchae with chicken! I peeled and cut the carrot, cut the chicken, Tiff cut the onion and mixed the sauces and then I stood @ the stove and cooked everything! 
• When PIG mum got home from swimming we all had one bowl for arvo tea; I also drank one mug of peppermint tea. She was sneaky and already removed my mobile, meaning I can't access it while watching the news during the break tonight. >< *sigh*
• Before popping online, I visited the loo for one tinkle.
• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 64TH time!
• After the news ends I'll use the loo for one tinkle and then hopefully PIG mum'll feed me dinner, coz I plan to be seated on the sofa @ 7:30pm to watch the Broncos play!
• Toms: Tracey's minding me from 10-2 but I'm unsure will we have time to go grocery shopping coz toms arvo I'm attending Peter Pie's and Yu Lam's WEDDING!! 
• Meaning i'll not attend table tennis toms arvo ... but for some reason they're not having a reception @ night?
• Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's, Sydney's, read by Mark Burrows) for the 64TH time: Balzer, Speakman, Perrottet (heard), Minns (heard), Hickey, Ward, Fahey, Tougher (pronounced Toga), Heinke, Lawson, Raworth, Yeates, Griffiths, Winters Albanese, Dutton (heard), Donahue, Birmingham, Willan (heard), Baldwin, Titmus, Gooch, Chalmers (heard),  Spadone,Ciraldo, Thurston, Gutherson (heard), Haas (heard), Carrigan (heard) Leniu, Wighton, Fitzgibbon, Azzopardi (heard) Bentick, Piotrowski, Elon (first name), Musk (heard), Fineff, Himmelberg, Arrow, Rainbow, Shuba (first name), Baz (first name), Paige, English, Compton, Krisnan, Sattler and Kearsley. Roz read the sports report and Belinda read the weather report. Chris Kohler read the finance report. 1AUD = 66.91USc. Brisbane toms: 17-26.