Monday Post 388

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2189 steps (ha, I'm over two grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's "Our Good Is God's Delight"; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'God: The Source Of Your Confidence' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Slow-Fashioned-Grace' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online after Jacinta leaves and I watch the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 159TH time!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am and after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Nature usually calls hourly after that first daylight pot :P trip, but happiness was snoring soundly untl dearest dad very thoughtfully walks silently along the hallway and unpops the lock into the garage @ 7:45am before waking again for the pot. :P
• After dearest dad kisses me goodbye, retucks me back into bed, pretends to suck Pearl's SEVEN pearls, laughs when Pearl body slams him for the cheek and leaves for his hard day's work, almost immediately PIG mum begins a-THUMPING around upstairs. 
• Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with nothing but the bra stap and tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Actually, I must've fallen back asleep with realising, coz PIG mum not only helps me with my AFO straps and shoelaces but socks too.
• After brushing teeth, I sit over the loo, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely to the gfobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is one small bowl of Weet-Bix porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car and she tootles me off to see Dr. Ku for my care plan. Actually we see Debbie first; PIG mum has great fun yapping @ her while all I can tell her's (in Chinese): sorry you speak too fast; I don't understand what you are saying! XD PIG mum bites my head off for gaining weight ... think I'm 64kg now.
• After we see Dr. Ku PIG mum tootles us home. I use the loo for one tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• For lunch PIG mum orders I slice in half a toasted tuna toastie with one slice of cheese and I drink one big mug of that delicious tea from Rebecca, Yay, dearest dad comes home to have lunch with me~
• After we both visit the loo once more, PIG mum tootles me off to see Aunty Anna for some massage. Unsure why Aunty Anna won't gimme acupuncture while I'm menstruating? After I arrived, I just told Aunty Anna, only massage today. No acupuncture. I ah, then I gesture down below and Aunty Anna immediately understands.
• First of all, though, she checked both arms for a pulse? Wonder why
• The massage was so comfortable that I fell soundly asleep and didn't awake until Aunty Anna asked mw was I awake! XD I presume PIG mum yapped ceaselessly @ her and had fun. XD
• Back home, I used the loo for one more tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely online,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Jacinta's minding me from 4-6pm today. Fingers crossed I can read The Book Of Abraham for one hour and get to watch the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's) for the 159TH time!
• Toms: Meredith's minding me from 9-2. She'll take me to Breathe for physio with Eric and then presumably we'll buy groceries @ Pinelands Coles. Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a crackling pork salad roll from Aunty Nancy/Aunty Lisa from the Pinelands Bakehouse for lunch!
• Looking forward to spending my most important two hours of the day online after she leaves and the chance to read the Book Of Abraham for another hour!
• Best of all, Rebecca's taking me to Toastmasters toms night! Looking forward also to grabbing some dinner from Maccas afterwards, nevermind Unhappy Meals were what I ate like THREE DECADES  ago!! *sigh*
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 159TH time: Gill (first name), Yoskovich, Merav (first name), Gonen, Doron (first name), Spielman, Doedee, Djodan,  Cummins, Cleary (heard), Beckett, Hagari, Albanese, Kenzie, Maya (first name), Chester, Herzog, Blinken, London, Gilad (first name), Erdan, Rahul, Kohli, Maxwell,  Hazlewood, Kearsley, Van Gisbergen, Stanaway,  Piastri,  Verstappen (heard)Biden (heard), Netayahu (heard), Fegan, Kindt, Clifton, Dutton, Parkin, Fels Kohler Millward, Boekel, Palaszczuk, Prain, Rookyard, Hutchinson, Thurston, Isle (first name), Greenbank and Greer. Jono read the sports report. 63.48USc =1AUD Ashelin read the weather report from Mt Cootha. Brisbane was 13-25 today.  Mt Gravatt toms: 12-27. Sunrise 5:18am sunset 5:54pm