Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 4847. Righteo, continuing today's events?
- Around 7:30am, PIG mum hurries into my room to hit me with the eye goo before washing off to her half-day's work. After dearest dad has retucked me back into bed, pretended to suck Pear's SEVEN pearls, laughed when Pearl body slammed him for the cheek, said he'd leave me leftovers for Nisha to reheat for my lunch and promised to stay quiet and lemme sleep in peace, I move as close to the wall as possible before rolling to sleep on my right side, snoring so happily that I don't wake again for the pot :P until dearest dad very thoughtfully walks silently along the hallway and unpops the lock for the front door before waking again for the pot :P!
- When dearest dad lets Nisha in, she knocks, says fifteen more minutes and leaves when I nod Pearl @ her, even though Pearl's anatomically incapable of giving the Bear Bum. XD Only that awesome sleep I enjoyed after PIG mum left carried on and I fell back asleep! When I awoke I immediately called out to Nisha that I'm hungry and swung myself over to the pot. :P once more. When Nisha appears I say good morning and sorry did I fall back asleep? After she nods yes I ask her why didn't you wake me? I could've slept all morning! Nisha laughs and replies I'd only overslept by like three minutes; had I not awoken after ten she'd have woken me herself.
- We get me kitted, I headed over to the bathroom and brush teeth and then sit over the loo proper. Oh, after PIG mum had left earlier this morning, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
After washing and drying Era, I head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Thanks to dad who's cooked his once-weekly ham and eggs and thanks to Nisha who tries to cook the bread crunchy with butter and adds one slice of cheese for me. I happily read for thirty minutes first up, reaching pg. twenty-five @ 11:02am. I propped both legs up onto the pink stool for the first fifteen minutes but put them down for the second fifteen, also asking Nisha to please massage Ela, because after eating her own breakfast she was just tapping @ her smartphone.
While Nisha closes and locks windows I use the loo for one more tinkle, wash and dry Era, climb into her passenger seat and buckle my seatbelt.
When Nisha gets in, before she turns the ignition on, I innocently ask her, "Hey, do you live alone?" She replies no, I live with my cousin. Next I ask her, "Didn't he tell you this morning?" "Tell me what?" Nisha queries. "You mean even my dad didn't tell you this morning?" I drag it out. "Tell me What?" She demanded. I feigned innocence. "Umm, you've got a really BIG ZIT on your cheek..." I point @ my own cheek. Smart Nisha doesn't outwardly react but immediately pulls the sun visor down! Seeing nothing, she glares suspiciously @ me. I wave the peace sign, smirk and then chortle "Happy April Fools' Day!" We both crack up with laughter before she swears she'll get me back for it. No you won't, I tell her. You're only allowed to play pranks until midday. You won't have enough time to, coz we're going grocery shopping @ Calamvale Central now. We laugh again and she threatens next year, then. XD
At Calamvale Central, she parks out the back and grabs a trolley for us. Entering, I notice that Uncle Michael's bakery has been walled up! Wonder what'll open there next?
First we buy one box of cheap facial tissues and Nisha buys herself some hayfever tablets (poor thing was sneezing and blowing her nose all morning) and then I choose myself a calamari sushi roll for arvo tea.
Back home, I take a nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Nisha who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
I had one tinkle before Nisha flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Nisha rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Elf's AFO straps and one last when she went to fetch my bag for me.
Back outside, she immediately made me another big mug of white tea with - bbl!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
No comments:
Post a Comment