Friday Post 455

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2707 steps; secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Truth Of Creation (1)' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's thirty but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-THREE MINUTES online after I watch Nine's 6pm news for the 31ST time this year!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:35am and after one pot :P trip I fell straight back asleep again because knew dearest dad would leave for work @ 7:45am!
• One hour later, dearest dad considerately walks silently along the hallway and unpops the lock to the garage; that's my wakeup signal to use the pot :P again, after which I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks Alaistair and me back into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, we happily cuddle and snore, me waking for another pot :P trip when PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me with absolutely nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• After getting myself a spoon, PIG mum and I have been gol for breakfast! Thanks to our neighbour Jessie (Uncle Hung gor's wife) who made it herself! I also drink one full mug of water,  pop all my usual drugs :P and spend another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into Kim's car and she tootles me off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown to buy a box of tissues and sushi for arvo tea.
• That bought, we sit @ food court and suddenly she says she'll buy me a park milk tea! When she arrived this morning, I'd bai leened to her and cheekily asked her a red pocket; Kim had just laughed and ignored me. XD Only while she drove she explained carers couldn't give clients money but instead she'd buy us drinks instead! 
• Kim got me a chocolate pearl milk tea with reduced sugar and got herself sth weird that had like LEAVES instead of pearls??
• After Kim tootled us home, I turned the alarm off and took a nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 15% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with my bra strap, Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• Lunch is one baked bean with one slice of cheese toasted sandwich cut into four triangles and one mug of green tea. 
• Over lunch, somehow someone managed to setup this EIGHT-WAY group Whatsapp conversations with dad's siblings and some other relatives like cousins Karry and Sunny!
• When Kim left @ 2pm I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and then online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Tiff and that French student who's only one/two days older than me arrive to give Ela a session of OT. When they leave, I eat my BEANCURDD sushi for arvo tea and happily read for exactly one hour, reaching pg. 150 @ 3:23pm and reaching pg. 175 @ 3:53pm.
• Before popping online, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• All the interesting surnames I saw while watching Nine's 6pm news bulletin for the 31ST time this year: Calcutt, Rugg, Pullar, Rice, Tiley, Potapova, Zverev, Buchan, Bone, Wavey (heard), Degette, Raskin, Schoen, Cicilline, Larouche, Chilsolhm, Dutton (heard), Namok, Markle (heard), Greenbank (heard), Buffet (heard), Ariotti, Hearst (heard), Mashelle (first name), Kyrgios (heard), Utratny, Jabeur, Nadal, Fanini (heard), Caruso (heard), Pappalli (heard), Grider, Swepson (heard), Gielnik, Tennant and Potapova. 1AUD = 77.45USc. Luke Bradnam read the weather report. Brisbane was  21-30 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 19-32     . Sunrise:5:29am      sunset:6:34pm
• Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total for me, coz I'm not going out. Kim's minding me 10am till 2pm; will shower @ 12:30pm coz I don't get 4pm till 6pm support anymore. Looking forward to my three big mugs of white tea and fingers crossed for the chance to read for three hours toms! Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^