Saturday, May 10, 2014

Saturday Post 161c

Good evening again, and one definite final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ sth significantly above 2269, because idiot D2's only given me thirteen steps for all the walking I've done since Saturday Post 161b! >< Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-After I did Lumosity for PIG mum, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When PIG mum finished her turn doing Lumosity, I'd hoped she'd lemme write in peace until Aunty A arrived, but no, she decided instead to gleefully force poor Ela on 20+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-That culminated with the parents gleefully FORCING :( me to plod five hundred steps on the bloody cross trainer.
-After that, I went to the loo for three tinkles, staying there until I heard Aunty A arrive for dinner. Then I walked myself slowly and safely back to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa bean sprouts, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown melon, some fish and some tasteless soup pork. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of yucky diluted-down ginseng soup.
-After I finished drinking, I asked please for my book, but PIG mum randomly refused. Instead, I practised the story I'd tell the kiddies toms, and the reason why PIG mum wouldn't gimme the book soon became clear: she was waiting to catch me out on some part of the story! Yup, I was trying to memorise a part, when PIG mum suddenly snapped, "That's incorrect!" before rushing over to scan the story then sticking it triumphantly under my nose. "See, it doesn't say that anywhere!" Lol, chill, woman. XD
-Finally, I got to enjoy reading my book club novel; however, PIG mum spoiled the fun by gleefully forcing poor Ela to feed myself one yummy pear.
-That finally done, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo before walking myself slowly and safely back to the computer, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: Yup, just church, definitely nothing special, unless you count the fact that I'm rostered down to tell the story for the lil kiddies and the mothers' day luncheon as something special.
-Think Pole and Joey are rostered down to come visit me toms arvo.
-Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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