Wednesday Post 229

Good morning! Tee hee, :P Oh, lesson learnt; good afternoon now! I squandered the opportunity to post before midday! >< Won’t make that mistake again. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total from Tuesday now stands @ 2916; secondly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1294 steps and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘When God Sends Someone To Help You’ but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m really still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online; it’s just a pity I won’t get to enjoy that time because my final essay’s due by midnight tonight! Oh well, just noting down that Sela finally came and took me to Toastmasters (I was only a bit late, phew; didn’t miss any of the speeches and was even picked for Table Topics!) but I almost chucked a cow when we got to Maccas and I was finally gonna get my MILKSHAKE (once yearly opportunity) when there was a sign saying the milkshake machine was outta order!! >< I was considering a meltdown (just joking XD) but awesome Sela took me instead to Sunnybank Plaza for my milkshake~ :o) Scoffed everything down quickly myself then enjoyed my 2^nd consecutive awesome sleep last night (bid Daddy Bear sweet dreams, fell asleep then didn’t wake till 6:35am) then enjoyed a sleep-in before doing a stinky unspeakable and going to see ay the Chinese herbalist (my long lost cousin :P) for some massage and acupuncture. Went grocery shopping with PIG mum @ thr Warrigal Square afterwards; we bumped into Chris, Aunty Peggy’s son but PIG mum was mean and wouldn’t lemme buy some sushi for arvo tea. The parents have gone out to see the eye doctor for dad; Aunty Deana’s here minding me. Someone’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm and tonight’s my ice cream night but I may haveta skip it coz I’ve gotta get this essay bashed out! Kim’s taking me for my fortnightly shopping trip toms, yay, and hopefully dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner somewhere toms night. Oh, and it’s December the first toms; must publish my Xmas wishlist to Santa! So apologies I can’t post more later but hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 178

Good morning! Lol, today I'm posting @ 9am! XD Well, firstly, I've only been hard @ work plodding like 278 steps (obviously, I haven't left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic's "dON'T dOUBT gOD'S wORD' BUT THIRDLY AND WAY MOST IMPORTANTLY, i'M STILL OWED one hour AND fifty-five minutes ONLINE; SADLY, i WON'T GET IT COZ i'VE GOTTA BASH OUT THIS ASSIGNMENT DUE BY MIDNIGHT! Woah, shrieking, sorry! >< But lemme just say I enjoyed an awesome sleep last night (bid Daddy Bear sweet dreams, fell asleep and didn't wake till 6:20am) then once dearest dad left for work got myself up and kitted coz I need to finish this assignment! Have upper limb session with the NAB @ 2pm with Daisy then someone's taking me to Toastmasters tonight; I've been waiting ALL YEAR to get a milkshake with my Happy Meal! Coming back home afterwards to bash out my essay; it's my final chance to prove to PIG mum that I'm honestly capable of returning to tertiary studies! Too bad she's already doomed me to abysmal failure ... *sigh* Toms Aunty Deana will come mind me from 12:30pm till 3:30pm and best of all, it's ice cream night toms night, yay; like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all! So prolly won't be back online, but hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 178d

Good evening, and definitely one final greeting for Monday! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3986 (oh, I’m sure I’ll reach 4000 some other day XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I’m actually still owed THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online after I get booted off to bed!! >< *sigh* But just noting down that I had a great time tonight, with Mr. Hall coming over for his belated birthday dinner! Phew, he likes mango, meaning the mango mousse cake mother and I got for him from Sunni Bakery this arvo went down well. It’s the second consecutive night where I haven’t had any rice (I’m getting withdrawal symptoms here XD) but I had one chicken wing, one chicken drumstick, some salad and two lil chunks of garlic bread. Over dinner, I asked Mr. Hall was he reading anything currently (he prefers non-fiction); I also told him the funny story about my encounter with the Warrigal Square Sushi Train boss and also about my trip to Queen Street Mall with Kim! He’s heading overseas this Friday but hasn’t finished all his marking (hence why he left just before 9pm); I told him just to give everyone an A+! toms after dad heads off to work instead of returning to happy snorings with Daddy Bear I’d better get up and finish my essay; it’s due by Wednesday! Have upper limb clinic @ the NAB with Daisy @ 2pm then someone’s taking me to Toastmasters @ night; I’ve been waiting all year for my milkshake!!! Back home, I’ll haveta continue bashing out my essay; PIG mum’s already condemned me to abysmal failure but I’ve already apologised to Aunty Isabella and she understands, so Im promising to still give it my best shot, meaning that if and when I do fail, I can honestly say that I tried my hardest. PIG mum likes to think I don’t try @ all, just say please and thanks, but she can throw whatever hurtful comments she wants @ me: I know I’ve given it my best shot. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. So yeah, can’t see how I’ll have time to pop online toms for myself; that’s okay: I just need five minutes to note down how many steps I’ve plodded and to read TWFT and She Reads Truth~

Monday Post 178c

Potentially one final greeting for Monday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3784 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online after Mr. Hall leaves tonight!! But just noting down that my streak of awesome sleeps unfortunately ended @ 2:45am this morning and I saw Uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some left limb massage and acupuncture before buying groceries with PIG mum @ Bellas and sharing half a chicken sub for lunch. Had my weekly torture session with Vincent this arvo. Physio today: sat first go, then stood most session: bending to floor and retrieving an object with both hands, crouching and squatting with weightshifting. Wow: Kayla suddenly gave me two soft toys! Back home, I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice!! >< Kim came to mind me from 4pm till 6pm; when I took my nice warm shower, I also sang 35 of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Arvo tea was one banana; thanks to Kim who lemme drink one mug of white tea sweetened with two sugars. She also brought me her colouring-in pencils and I filled in another picture! ^^ Toms I’m thinking I’d better get up once dearest dad leaves for work; see, my essay’s due toms midnight, and I’ve got UQ physio @ 2pm for Ela lasting 1.5 hours before someone takes me out to Toastmasters toms night! Oh, it’s the last regular meeting for 2016; PIG mum had better lemme order a milkshake with my Happy Meal; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate @ LEAST two DECADES ago!! So hopefully bbl after Mr. Hall leaves, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 178b

Heylo and good afternoon again! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1081 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after I get back home from my weekly torture session with Vincent the physio and grocery shopping with PIG mum!! So again, fingers crossed I can bbl with today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday post 178

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1022 steps (phew, just over 1000 XD) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Try to See People as God Sees Tem’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I get back from my weekly torture session with Vincent the physio1 so hopefully bbl with today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 178c

Good evening, and probably one final greeting for tonight!  Firstly, the probable final, final spam count for the weekend now stands @ forty-five and secondly, my probable final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 4075. ha, I’m just over four grand. XD Righteo, probable final, final events for Sunday?

-        Before I had time to resume work on my pathetic essay, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.

-        First, I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to dad’s deck and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><

-        Next, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me one yummy pear. That I didn’t mind as much, coz I was seated and could fully concentrate,

-        Finally, I had to let mother gleefully FORCE L me to stand and use the Wii Fit for her for forty minutes; argh, I’ve already said: I HATES standing practice!! ><

-        Showered afterwards. I washed and rinsed my hair today, also singing 29% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        After I turned the nice warm water off, I dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum only helped with Elf’s AFO and both laces, after I’d finished practising tying them for her. I didn’t mind this time, coz I was sitting and could fully concentrate.

-        That finally all done, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, washed and dried Era then went out to the Camry, coz dad randomly decided he’d take us out to Sunnybank Plaza for dinner! Thanks to PIG mum who flipped 96.5FM on, so I could listen to Seven’s 6pm news simulcast.

-        Dad wanted to eat sushi. He parked underground and I hiked all the way outside to where the sushi place was but ‘twas all full already and there weren’t any seats for waiting!

-        Instead, we hiked back along the row of eateries there; dad finally decided we’d eat @ some place called Top Noodles.

-        Dad ordered two bowls for three people and one of the bowls was spicy! Lol, while the parents ate, I just poked away on my smartphone.

-        I finally got to eat approximately one small bowl for dinner. The noodles were nice! Kinda like udon but much thinner; think PIG mum said they were some kinda thick vermicelli?

-        After dinner, we walked back to the Camry and dad tootled us home, driving through Uncle Colbert’s place and the surrounding area to see some Chrisatmas decorations that were already popping up. Meaning I’ve seen them this year already; hopefully I won’t haveta view anymore! Actually, I don’t dislike them; I just dislike having to get outta the car then just standing and viewing them!

-        Back home, I used the loo once for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Aunty nga just rang; I’ve just edited some of Mickey pig’s English homework for him.

-        Toms: late morning appointment to see Uncle Tom for some massage and acupuncture. Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme buy some Subway home for lunch!

-        Early arvo torture session with Vincent the physio … I Whatsapped Kat jie jie tonight; apparently Vincent the physio doesn’t shut shop until the 17^th …

-        Kim’s coming from 4pm till 6pm to mind me; fingers crossed she’ll remember to bring me in the colouring-in pencils this time!

-        Best of all, Mr. Hall’s coming for his belated birthday dinner tonight! Must remember to write his card out for him and buy a birthday cake toms, too! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. After he leaves, I’ll haveta bash out my final essay; it’s due by midnight! At least I’ve resigned to, and prepared for, failure …

Sunday Post 178b

Heylo again, good afternoon and potentially one final greetinf for Sunday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2303 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the weekend’s now thirty-nine. Righteo, potential final, final events for Sunday?

-        When PIG mum announced her safe arrival home I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her back in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        But I returned briefly online coz poor PIG mum was suffering from a tummy ache and had to rush upstairs and sit over the loo … ><

When she came back downstairs, I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to church. Not sure why she wouldn’t lemme turn the radio on: surely she’d finished ‘preparing her heart to worship God’ (whatever that means?) by then? Of course, she also gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, but I spent that short car trip finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude! Well, the second half, anyway. During the first half (up until the intersection with Logan Rd.), I was telling the cruel and unfaithful to please just eff off and leave me well alone if He wasn’t gonna totally heal me.

-        Like previous weeks, horrid mother was just so way eager to join the other who can’t be bothered attending Bible study for their very informal church fellowship, she didn’t even wait to see me safely seated before scampering off. Luckily, after I came outta the loo, I bumped into Bernard and he kindly agreed to walk behind me to my seat.

-        For worship today, I stayed seated, sang everything I knew and also the harmony for two/three songs but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*

-        Speaker today was Pastor Chris; he started a new series on advent.

-        After service, Mel Mel had said she might be free for lunch together but horrid PIG mum whisked me away to lunch with dad @ Rasa Malaysia. *sigh* Dunno why she’s seriously that hellbent on denying me any social interaction …

-        At Rasa Malaysia, I got almost one bowl of yummy honey chicken with rice, less than half a bowl of ho fan and most of this yummy lychee drink. PIG mum ordered a coconut one; we traded slurps and both decided mine was yummier! :P

-        Just as we were about to leave, we bumped into Aunty Susan and Uncle Tandy coming to Rasa Malaysia for lunch! Turns out that they had just finished Christmas carolling rehearsal.

-        When dearest dad leaves to go play baddy, PIG mum and I head to Underwood Marketplace to buy groceries from Woolies.

-        Back home, I use the loo once for one tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and notb letting Him push me over.

-        Well, I think I’ve just exceeded the PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to; think I’ll play one final game of Bejeweled then resume work on my pathetic essay!

-        Toms: Don’t have MSG coz Pastor Grace isn’t free neither toms nor next fortnight. We’re only meeting up once more this year, anyway.

-        Have a late morning appointment to see Uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some left limb massage and acupuncture; must remember to get Ela to practise picking my nose toms morning. XD

-        Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme buy some Subway home for lunch with dearest dad toms arvo~

-        Early arvo torture session with Vincent the physio … ><

-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm; fingers crossed she’ll remember to bring her colouring-in pencils for me! But even if she doesn’t, that’s okay: hopefully I can read My Sister’s Keeper for another full hour!

-        So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 178

Good morning! Lol, I’m gonna enjoy these several weeks where I can post before midday. XD Firstly, today I've only been hard @ work plodding 579 steps (obviously, I haven't left the house yet!) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Encourage Your Pastor' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's thirty-five but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed HIRTY-ONE MINUTES online when I get back home this arvo!!! Anyways, events for today?

~ Yay, 6th awesome consecutive sleep last night!
Nature didn't call until 5:15am, and after one pot :P trip, i started a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* That took ten minutes, BTW.

- Afterwards, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking up twice more for the pot :P before PIG mum came to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with not only a bra, but my tee also, coz dearest dad hadn't left for church yet. OMG, that's the 4TH consecutive day she's helped with that! Too bad it ends today. XD Well, all good things must come to an end ... *sigh*

- After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I got myself mostly kitted. Dad came to kiss me goodbye, but just after he closed the garage door, he opened it again! "Silly dad, what have you left behind?" I giggled @ him when he came back inside. 'My health supplements!" He laughed, before adding, "Don't worry; think I've got everything this time.'

- PIG mum came back to help with Elf's AFO and both shoelaces; I know that's only coz she doesn't wanna be late for service. Bet I'm tying them myself tonight but hey, no biggie; I'm seated and can fully concentrate. Besides, I know what a kick PIG mum gets outta being able to boss me around, etc. *sigh*

- That all done, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

- After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

- Dad's made French toast for breakfast! Too bad he's forgotten the honey. XD I get one slice, plus one mug of white tea without any sweetener, plus all my usual drugs. :P I also enjoy watching some weekend Sunrise~

- After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely once to the loo for two tinkles then online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

- Then, idiot me remembers I've forgotten to lock the door leading out to the garage. I use the loo then for one more tinkle, too.

- PIG mum says she'll come back and drive me to the English service aroundabout 10:40am; while I'm attending, she'll doubtless rock off to her very informal fellowship with all the other church aunties who can't be bothered attending Bible study like my dearest dad does. Like I've explained, I'm pretty sure they don't do anything but drink coffee and gossip. XD

- Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme out for lunch with other church peoples afterwards!

-And phew! Originally I thought I'd haveta spend all this arvo and evening finishing my essay, but everyone's been granted an extension! It's now due Tuesday night! However, I promise to get work on it once my most important two hours of net time are up.

- Toms: think I've got MSG. Will either haveta complete the next study this arvo/toms morning.

- Late morning appointment to see Uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some left limb massage and acupuncture.

- Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy some Subway home for lunch with dearest dad!

-Early arvo torture session with Vincent the physio. Hey, UQ physio ends end of next week; when will he end??

- Then Kim's back to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed she remembers to being me her colouring-in pencils again!

- So hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 178d

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ sth less than 1125; yes, I promise I’ll try and remember to ask PIG mum to please take Wally 2 off for me next time I haveta use the Wii Fit for her! Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Alas that PIG mum won’t lemme attend the lil kiddies graduation ceremony; she’s adamant that I haven’t told the story all year. Me, I honestly don’t remember! XD Pity Small Chow didn’t get back to me.

-        So just attending English service @ 11am. Fingers crossed the parents will lemme out for lunch with other peoples afterwards, coz toms arvo I’ve gotta bash out my final version of the essay that’s due toms night! Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 178c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1049. don’t ask me how I passed 1000 steps without leaving the house today. XD Anyways, continuing today’s events?

-        After using the loo for one tinkle then washing and drying Era, I headed outside to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, which was one yummy banana and one green tea. Meaning today I’ve drunk one white tea, one black tea and one green tea! XD

-        Silly Kim forgot to bring me her colouring pencils; she admitted that the moment I let her inside. No biggie; instead I enjoyed getting to read for another full hour, and guess what? I finished the book club novel! I’ve immediately started on the Jodi Picoult novel that I bought with Kim when she took me out to the city; hopefully I can read lots before next month’s book club! While I read, Kim cleaned the bathroom then sat and gently massaged Ela gently for fifty-five minutes, painting her dark blue with light green spots today.

-        After watching the sports report together, Kim takes me to the loo once more for one tinkle, before I sign her off with my thanks and byes. She’s back Monday and says she’ll try remember bringing me her colouring-in pencils

-        I return online for a short while; alas PIG mum tumbles downstairs, gleefully and immediately forces me offline.

-        Argh, I haveta let her gleefully FORCE L me to stand and use the Wii Fit for her for forty minutes; argh, I HATES standing practice!! Dunno why she simply refuses to understand how much trouble I find standing; when I stand, I can’t effing concentrate!! >< Guess I’ll just haveta wait till next Tuesday for my one day of the week where I won’t haveta do any further standing practice for PIG mum. *sigh* Oh, I know why I’ve gone past 1000 steps! Ela participates in all the pilates and yoga postures; her movements must’ve made Wally 2 think that I was walking! XD Must remember to take him off next time.

-        That done, next I haveta let the parents gleefully force me to do fifty sit-ups on that ab trainer thing for them. PIG mum says it’s only forty; that I somehow lost count and added ten extra. Whatever; the most important thing was that I was finally seated and could concentrate.

-        You’d think after that, it’d finally be dinnertime but no, dad hasn’t finished cooking yet. I was hoping I’d get ten more minutes to continue reading My Sister’s Keeper but no, instead I haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on 15+ minutes of stupid exercises for her. I’m not really fussed; I’m seated and can fully concentrate.

-        Before dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely once to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa bean sprouts, some shallot, some coral trout and another drumstick!

-        Dinner was spooned down with another bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Saturday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 178b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 763. righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

-        When Kim announced her arrival one minute early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm shower for me today – I wash and rinse my own hair. I also saing 25% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        After I flipped the nice warm water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, Era and both legs) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Elf’s SAFO, Erf’s sock and both laces, after I’d finished practising tying the left one with her).

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 178

Good afternoon! Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Friday actually stands @ 3862; secondly today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding only 530 steps (obviously, I’ve been @ home all day) and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘How To Stay Together’ but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed SEVEN MINUTES online after Kim leaves from minding me for two hours!!! Anyways, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

-        At 8:30pm, with dad being super-inconsiderate and refusing to move upstairs to watch the last half of his soccer match, I hauled myself upstairs and crashed on the parents bed to watch Love Actually. Awesome movie! Pity that PIG mum stomped upstairs, booted me downstairs then refused to tape the rest of the movie for me after chucking some spiteful, random cow @ me. >< *sigh* Rpeat usual nightly events, zzz.

Today: yay, 5^th awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:50am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6am starting a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

Not long after that, I think I heard dearest dad moving around upstairs and beginning his day. Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking again just before 6:30am and using the pot :P once again. Afterwards, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        Daddy Bear and I snore for another hour, and when PIG mum comes to hit me with the eye goo I use the pot :P once more. While waiting for her to leave, I silently, slowly but most hatefully sing like ¼ of my newest second-favourite song out aloud before returning to sleep.

-        Argh, dad starts wielding his noisy machinery @ 7:50am!!! I thought I’d asked him please not to start until 9:45am!!! >< Luckily, I still manage to fall back asleep, and wake twice more for the pot :P before Besta arrives @ 10am.

-        She says she’ll gimme fifteen more minutes, but comes and tries to get me up when I’ve still got four minutes left, then she tries again when I’ve still got thirty seconds left! >< Many bear bums for her, then! XD

-        When I finally get up, I use the pot :P for several more tinkles, and immediately regale Besta with the whole sordid tale of how awful PIG mum locked me outta the house yesterday! Besta laughs, thinking PIG mum’s ‘very funny’. Oh, if only she really knew … XD

-        So besta gets me kitted, then we head over to the bathroom where I brush teeth. Thanks to Besta who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her once-weekly reprieve.

After brushing teeth, I sit over the loo for one more tinkle, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        Era washed and dried, I head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Thanks to dearest dad who’s left me one half-portion of yummy bacon and eggs; thanks also to Besta who cooks the bread yummy and ads half a slice of cheese for me. I also enjoy one mug of white tea, sweetened with two sugars, and suck the teabag once. XD

-        Afterwards, Besta and I head over to the couch, where my dearest Bear Bear keeps me company while I keep watching Love Actually!

-        At midday, Besta takes me once to the loo for one tinkle, then kindly makes me one mug of warm Milo.

-        WTF? Awful PIG mum really did chuck a cow @ me and refuse to tape the entire movie for me… I swear, it’s basically playing the last scene when the movie just cuts off! >< *sigh*

-        Instead, I try ringing Aunties Lai and Nga. Aunty Lai isn’t home, and when I try ringing Aunty Nga, Annie jie jie answers and tells me that Aunty Nga’s working today, the poor thing.

-        Instead, I listen to Westlife, Human Nature and Linkin Park clips on You Tube.

-        At 12:55pm, Besta takes me once more to the loo for two tinkles, before leaving me with one bowl of fried rice for arvo tea and one mug of black tea (we’re outta milk), sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar.

-        After I finish eating, I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        At 1:50pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for a stinky unspeakable and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm today; fingers crossed she’ll lemme drink white tea coz dad went and bought some back!

-        Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. I was hoping to attend the ChM graduation servive starting @ 9am coz I thought I helped with the storytelling but PIG mum says I may not attend coz I haven’t done it all year! Lol, I hadn’t noticed. XD

-        Fingers crossed I can grab some lunch out with other church peoples afterwards, coz I’m not gonna have time for my most important two hours online toms; I’ve gotta bash out my essay! Perhaps I’ll even get to sleep past midnight again. XD So hopefully bb, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 228c

Good evening, and definitely one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3546 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week’s now 113. righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        Alas, dad returns home and immediately, I haveta let him gleefully FORCE L me to plod 800 steps on the bloody cross trainer for him, just like yesterday. I actually did 817 steps and will most definitely be singing myself to sleep; SCREW counting!

-        After a complete set change of clothes, dinner tonight was yummy fried rice (not sure how dad got that?), two huge chunks of sweet carrot, one wee disgusting morsel of eggplant (which I just swallowed without tasting coz I didn’t wanna taste it! XD and lotsa lettuce. Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup, before I tucked into my dessert: the chicken drumstick!

-        Dinner finished, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Frustration: Love Actually starts @ 8:30pm and I wanted to watch it, but dad’s hogging the television downstairs watching some Roar match! He says I can hike upstairs to watch it but after the match ends, he’ll come upstairs to sleep and I’ll haveta head back downstairs to bed too! Argh. >< *sigh*

-        Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm then Kim’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 228b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2305 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for this week’s now 112. anyways, events for today?

~ Yay, 4^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:25am (seriously, the thing I love most about the warmer months is that the sun rises so early; come Winter, it doesn’t rise till like 6am!) and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 5:35am starting a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        Before I fall back asleep with Daddy Bear, I hear dearest dad moving around upstairs, and know he’s begun his day. The reason why I’m sure it’s him: (1) PIG mum would NEVER be about that early and (2) dad rarely goes around A-THUMPING like she does basically every morning! XD

-        I wake again around 6:45am when nature calls again before returning to sleep. Sometime during the past hour that elapsed while I was sleeping after my first pot :P trip, Daddy Bear wriggled himself onto the floor and I can’t reach him! :P

-        Awesome! PIG mum comes downstairs to hit me with the eye goo and help me slightly with a bra strap, but the most awesome thing’s that she helps me slightly with a tee too, coz dearest dad hasn’t come to say bye to me and left for work yet! Toms Besta will definitely help me get kitted and there’s a chance I’ll receive help again on Sunday coz sometimes dad hasn’t left yet for church, so yay for that!

-        After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I use the pot :p once more then get myself mostly independently kitted, also taking the time to softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, because I realise I won’t have the chance to this arvo.

-        PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, meaning this week I’ve had two days off from having to practise tying them! ^^ lol, any break’s appreciated, but I’m fine with tying them coz I’m seated and can fully concentrate~

That all done, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). That done, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast is around one bowl of porridge with one slice of unbuttered toast ripped into it (I’ve honestly forgotten did PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold the toast before ordering Era to tear it; however, even if she did it doesn’t matter coz (1) I was seated and could fully concentrate and (2) Era would’ve combined with the spoon afterwards to tear the toast into bite-sized, more manageable chunks. Over breakfast, I also spend some time finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude! Best of all, I get to watch the last ten/fifteen minutes of Sunrise!

-        When PIG mum’s getting changed upstairs, I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the Camry and she tootles me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listen to 97.3FM all day too and Era helpos Ela stretch for thirty minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.

-        At UQ, I use the loo once for two tinkles then head into the gym. Physio today: fifteen sit-to-stands, multiple laps walking sideways along parallel bars, stepping for both feet and getting up from floor four times (two-point and one-point kneeling).

-        Afterwards, I use the loo once more, then PIG mum tootles me home. She makes me sit in the backseat after she spots me pressing the hazard lights once. I’m cool with that; means she’s turning the alarm off, not me! See, PIG mum always says that the person sitting in the passenger seat turns off the alarm and since I’ve been banished to the back seat well, I’m not turning it off!

-        Yet when we get home, that’s exactly what she tries to do! When I refuse, she goes and turns it off herself, then LOCKS ME OUTTA THE HOUSE! XD Lol, I’m not fussed: she has to attend some work webinar soon (that’s why she changed my physio time to 10am instead of the usual 11am) and will doubtless open the door so I can get back in. XD

-        Sure enough, once she does that, I re-enter the house. Earlier, she said she’d lemme eat a banana but obviously she’s still off her rocker and just flounces off after turning the television on and leaving me the home phone. No problem, I just pour myself one full mug of milk (my only regret’s that we’re outta full cream milk! XD) and eat a banana, before sitting down and enjoying my book club novel.

-        When PIG mum gets home, I tell her dearest dad’s called and to please call him back. She does, then we both eat half a chicken toastie for lunch; the one she’d bought from Genies while I was doing physio with Morgan.

-        Afterwards, I haveta let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to dad’s deck and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><

-        Back inside, PIG mum reattaches the computer and I pop online. When Aunty Kitty announces her arrival six minutes late, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm shower for me – I wash my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Kitty who rinses it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

-        I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, get dried, get creamed and have another tinkle. Aunty Kitty rekits me (I help with Elf’s sock) and I have one last tinkle when she’s doing Elf’s AFO straps.

-        Back outside, mother has prepared a pear to gleefully force poor Ela to feed me with. I don’t really mind, because (1) I’m seated and can fully concentrate and (2) Ela works well enough that I’ve finished the pear before Aunty Kitty finishes cleaning the bathroom and comes out to see all the power PIG mum has over me, so ha. XD

-        Aunty Kitty sits down and has a chat with PIG mum about how she’s painting her house this green colour right now! It looks like she’ll finally leave after working one full hour but then PIG mum suddenly shooes her away five minutes early. Her choice.

-        I use the loo once for two tinkles then walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Nature calls twice more before dearest dad gets home; both times, I walk myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Tonight I’m planning to watch Love Actually! I think it starts @ 8:30pm~

-        Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm; I can’t wait to show her what I coloured in yesterday!

-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm; fingers crossed she’ll bring the sharpener and colouring-in pencils for me again!

-        So maybe bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 228

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2072 steps (phew, just over two grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Express Your Love’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s 111 but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES after Aunty Kitty leaves from minding me for one hour!!! So hopefully bbl with today’s events after she’s gone, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 228d

Good evening again and definitely one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3499 (apologies that I simply can’t be bothered to take one extra step forward to make my final, final plodding total for Thursday 3500 XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed THIRTEEN MINUTES online after I let PIG mum boot me off to bed @ 9:45pm!!! *sigh* Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped me dry my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces, meaning I got one day free from doing that, yay!).

-        After using the loo for one tinkle, I washed and dried Era then headed outside to the gobbling :P table.

-        Arvo tea was the second half of lunch (which obviously didn’t taste as good as the first half *sigh*) and one mug of green tea. Shame that Kim wouldn’t lemme enjoy one more mug of white tea, but doesn’t matter.

-        This arvo, I didn’t read coz Kim really did bring me colouring pencils!!! :D For thirty minutes I happily coloured the picture of the primitive minion who’s just wearing a leaf covering his private part. XD

-        After watching Ten’s sports report together, I went once more to the loo for two tinkles, washed and dried Era, then returned online after signing Kim off, saying my thanks and byes. She’s back Saturday arvo and says she’ll bring the colouring-in pencils again so I can colour in another minion page! :D Kim’s so smart: she even bought a sharpener today!

-        Alas, when dad came home, the first thing he demanded was that I let him gleefully FORCE L me to plod on the bloody cross trainer for him. Thanks, dad, what a great way to ruin my otherwise awesome day. >< *sigh*

-        I actually went like 826 steps on that bloody machine and will most definitely be singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! >< *sigh*

-        After getting changed (PIG mum randomly helped slightly with my top half then left me to get my bottom half done myself while she went upstairs and showered; I complied slowly, also leaning fully against the side rail and slowly, softly but most hatefully singing like 10% of my newest second-favourite song out aloud, closing the left eye for all the important numbers.

-        That done, I washed and dried both hands before heading out to the Camry, where dad took us out to Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong for dinner.

-        Lol, tonight I got about 1.5 bowls of congee but only barely half a small bowl of rice! I tried getting more but dad randomly chucked a cow @ me and then drank my half a cup of warm Horlicks too! >< Lesson learnt: next time I get given half a cup, I’m drinking it all first, then just drinking the free tea. *sigh*

-        Back home, I used the loo once more then walked myself slowly and safely online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: usually, I’d have UQ physio with Morgan @ 11am but coz PIG mum’s gotta attend some work talk, she’s switched my physio time to suit her schedule. Not sure what that means for lunch, though …

-        Aunty Kitty’s coming to mind me for one hour @ 4pm. Well, she’s supposed to come for one hour but she consistently leaves five-fifteen minutes early. Should I shower slowly and talk with her more? But PIG mum says not to mind that she gets one hour’s pay for less than one hour’s work, so oh well.

-        Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 228b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Firstly,  Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1586 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES online tonight!!! Aanyways, events for today?

- Yay, third consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:20am (just like yesterday) and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

- When PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs one hour later, I use the pot :P once more. Soon, she’s downstairs hitting me with the eye goo and yay; she also helps me slightly with a tee because dearest dad hasn’t come to kiss me bye before leaving for work yet~

- After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I get myself mostly kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces; I bet that’s only coz she doesn’t wanna be late for work. Bet I’m tying them myself toms morning.

- I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Afterwards, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

- After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

- Breakfast is around one bowl of porridge with one slice of toast ripped into it (I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the slice before Era was ordered to tear it into ten chunks but I didn’t really mind coz (1) I was seated and could fully concentrate and (2) Era kept her promise to Ela by combining with the spoon afterwards to tear the bread into more bite-sized, manageable chunks.), one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P usually PIG mum lets me drink a small half mouthful of milk too but today she randomly chucked a cow @ me and removed the milk to the laundry fridge! Whatever: once she’d gone upstairs to get changed, I merely walked myself to the laundry, got the milk and poured myself one FULL mug of milk. My only regret was that there wasn’t any full cream milk! XD

- After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled me off to the Garbo library for writers group. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt; Era also helped Ela stretch for ten minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five and we listened to 97.3FM.

- At the library, PIG mum left two bucks for my morning tea then dashed off for work. I waited until Eileen arrived then asked please for a hand to the bathroom, where I managed fine by myself.

- Thirteen people attended this morning; next fortnight’s our last for 2016!

- After it finished, Aunty Carly came to pick me up. I used the loo once then she took me to Woka Woka for half a lunch, stopping along Logan Rd. to get some petrol.

- Today I had cheung fun (say that in Canto)! Think they’re called rice noodle rolls in English? Pity Aunty Carly wouldn’t shout me forty cents so I could add ice cream to my cold drink, but @ least thanks to PIG mum who left me enough cash to get a cold milk tea~

- We also bumped into Uncle Sam and Aunty Jojo! I’d totally forgotten him, but he sat down and reintroduced himself to me; today’s Aunty Joho’s birthday! Did you know, @ Cha Kee, on your birthday, you can eat steak for one dollar!

- After lunch, Aunty Carly tootled me not home but back to her place coz she said she was gonna shout me an ice block! Turns out ‘twas actually frozen yoghurt, but ‘twas still yummy. Originally, she’d given me two: one for myself and one for PIG mum but she accidentally left her car keys inside and locked the house door! XD Luckily, Uncle was only nearby (Sunnybank somewhere) and he came back to save us. XD One good thing, though: I got to eat both frozen yoghurt blocks coz otherwise they would’ve melted! XD

- Back home, I used the loo once and after asking Aunty Carly please to pass me one mug of water, I did a stinky unspeakable.

- By then, ‘twas almost 3pm; Aunty Carly said she’d just wait for PIG mum to arrive home before leaving. I’m sincerely grateful to her for that; saved me one dangerous trip having to open the front door for PIG mum.

- My first task was to type up today’s meeting minutes and send them to Ken, before popping online myself for around fifteen minutes.

- When Kim arrived, PIG mum let her in; @ 4pm,I went into the bathroom for my nice warm shower – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 29% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 228

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1388 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Start Taking Time Off’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-ONE MINUTES online after Kim leaves after minding me for two hours!! But she’ll arrive in ten minutes, so fingers crossed I can bbl with today’s events else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 228d

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1975. lol, I’m sure I’ll pass 2000 steps one day! Just not today. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        PIG mum came back home super-early from her work Christmas party: 8:50pm! I’m jealous: she’s already attended TWO, but I haven’t been to ANY yet. PIG mum says that I’ve already been to one, the dinner after book club I enjoyed with all the other members but I disagree coz one: who has Christmas parties in November?? And two: our book club Christmas party’s next month, @ the library! XD

-        At 9pm, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Tonight’s ice cream night so yay for that; like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!

-        Toms: writers group! Hopefully Ken will gimme another sheet to take notes from; don’t think he’s sent me the template yet …

-        Aunty Carly’s picking me up afterwards and taking me to half a lunch somewhere. Actually, if I ask to have lunch @ food court, do you think she’ll lemme eat a whole lunch??

-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm; must remember to texther toms and remind her to please bring me some colouring-in pencils so I can start filling out that colouring-in/activity book she bought me last Thursday!

-        I’m also feeling super-grateful: every week, I only ask for ONE day where I won’t haveta let the parents gleefully FORCE L me to use the bloody cross trainer for them/won’t haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L to stand outside and let her gleefully force poor Ela take down the day’s washing and this week, I’ve enjoyed both today and yesterday free of that! Yay~

-        Fingers crossed dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner tonight, although obviously I fully understand I’m only gonna get piss little. *sigh*

-        Righteo, hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 228c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ … umm, Wally2 reads ‘Need BT’? Dunno what that means! XD Anyways, continuing today’s events?

-        Not long after dearest dad leaves for work, I hear PIG mum a-THUMPING around upstairs. Shortly after, she’s inside my room, hitting me with some eye goo, helping me very slightly with a bra strap then leaving me to get myself mostly kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.

-        PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO before she sets me on shoelace tying practice. I don’t really mind, coz I’m sitting and can fully concentrate; besides, I know what a kick PIG mum gets outta getting to boss me around, say what I’m doing wrong, etc. technically, I know full well how to tie shoelaces; alas that Ela doesn’t get the message from my brain!

About twenty minutes later, when that’s all done, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After washing Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast is around one bowl of porridge with one slice of toast torn into it (unsurprisingly, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela hold onto the slice of toast before she ordered Era to rip it, but I didn’t actually mind coz (1) I was seated and could fully concentrate and (2) Era kept her promise to Ela when afterwards she combined with the spoon to tear the brea into bite-sized, more manageable pieces), one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the Camry, and she tootles us off toRuncorn Plaza’s IGA to buy sth for dad (I’ve forgotten what exactly, sorry). We listen to 97.3FM all day; of course, she also gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, too. Oh, and today Era helps Ela stretch for thirty-two minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm 250 times, holding each for a count of five.

-        Shopping done, PIG mum tootles me off to Nature’s Own (I think that’s the name, unless it’s actually Nature’s Corner?? XD) where I see my long lost cousin (Ray’s surname’s also Chan; I’m convinced that many generations back, our cousins were siblings! XD) for some massage and acupuncture. Ray’s poor father-in-law just suffered a minor stroke and is in QE2 hospital right now! >< He’s a doctor himself; hope he gets all better very soon!

-        That done, PIG mum takes me once to the loo and tootles us home, where Aunty Deana’s already waiting.

-        I don’t need to use the loo again, seeing that I just went before leaving Ray’s practice; instead, I head over to the computer and do my writers group homework.

-        Lunch is one big plate of vegetables plus six delicious fried dumplings. I drink one yummy mug of mint chocolate milk, while Aunty Deana has her usual two minute noodles and Coke.

-        After finishing lunch, I drink half a mug of water then sit over the loo and do a stinky unspeakable.

-        Then, seated on the comfy sofa, I eat one bowl of mango and happily watch yesterday’s episode of Chicago Fire with Aunty Deana and Bear Bear. Aunty Deana massages Ela for around forty-five minutes.

-        Before Aunty Deana leaves, she takes me once more to the loo for two tinkles.

-        When Darani announces her arrival exactly @ 4pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Surprise! Aunty Carly arrives @ the same time; I hand her the parking permit then head inside to the bathroom for my nice warm shower – I wash and rinse my hair today. I also sing 35% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        After flipping the nice warm water off, I mostly dry myself (someone only ever helps with my back and Era), mostly cream myself (again, someone only ever helps with my back and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to someone who helps with Elf’s AFO and both laces). After hanging up the towel and sitting for one tinkle over the loo, I wash and dry Era then head outside to the gobbling :P table.

-        Thanks to Darani who lets me drink one mug of white tea with two sugars; I also munch two sushi rolls that PIG mum has kindly picked up for me, one chicken and avocado and one tuna. Thanks to someone who pours me a lil extra soya sauce. But oops, when PIG mum comes home, she screeches @ me, “You ate my sushi roll!!” Oops, that was totally unintentional! I had thought it strange that she’d buy me two but just enjoyed; I honestly didn’t think, “Cool, since PIG mum isn’t here, I’m gonna eat both.” XD

-        While I happily read my book club novel, someone cleans the bathroom before coming back to firmly massage Ela for about forty-five minutes, painting her dark blue with red spots today.

-        After watching the sports report together, someone takes me once more to the loo before rocking off. She’s back next Tuesday and taking me to our speechfest!

-        Once she leaves, PIG mum also rocks off, to attend another Christmas party! This time, it’s one just for the nurses~

-        Dad leaves for his CMC meeting when Aunty A arrives. She must’ve been hungry, coz right after he’s gone, she calls me over for dinner.

-        Before dinner, I walk myself once slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        After getting myself a spoon and asking Aunty A to say grace, dinner tonight’s the yummy rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, one small icky slice of eggplant (which I just bite in half then swallow coz I don’t wanna haveta taste it! XD) a lil pork mince and three wee yummy strips of duck.

-        Dinner’s wspooned down with one bowl of soup before I walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Wednesday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^