Saturday Post 175b

Heylo again! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1100. lol, don’t ask me how I passed 1000 steps without leaving the house today! XD Anyways, continuing today’s events?

-        When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 24% of my short second-faviourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who helped dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces, meaning I get one day’s break from having to practise tying them – yay!) Then I went over to the loo and did another stinky unspeakable, after Kim kindly passed me another mug of water.

-        Cheers,

-        Em. ^^