Friday Post 357b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands " 4925. Hey, reckon I'll be more than half a normal person before the day's out! Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Then I had an incredible snore and didn't wake again to use the pot :P until dearest dad came to kiss me bye and retuck me into bed before leaving for his hard day's work!
• Another hour of happy snoring for me; I don't wake again for the pot :P until noisy PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me with tops (bra strap, tee and jumper) before leaving me to get the rest of myself kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over too the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Breakfast is an avocado toastie with a tiny smattering of salt, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs  :P and another smaller mug of Milo. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and spend minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

   

• After washing and drying Era, PIG mum tootles me off to Calamvale Central for my haircut! Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt both ways; Era also helps Ela stretch for thirty minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm 200 times, holding each for a count of five.

• After taking the escalator up onto ground floor, I walk the length of Calamvale Central to reach Go Cutt. Someone's having their hair cut; I crash on the comfy leather sofa while PIG mum feeds ten bucks into the machine and gets a paper ticket spat out at her.

• I'm pissed because PIG muum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to Go Cutt well before the buzzer's sounded for the next customer; she gloats that it's coz they wouldn'tt wait for me since I walk too slow. I know for a FACT that's UNTRUE because last time the carer took me here for a haircut, I stayed seated until my number was called! *sigh* PIG mum just has ZERO appreciation about how much I struggle everyday; not that I can expect her to, lol ... XD

• The guy who cut my hair (was he gay?? XD) looked l;like he was in his forties, was from Virynam and spoke some Canto! Don't worry, I cut you very 'leng lui' (pretty girl) hair, he tells me!

• In the end I was just surprised how SHORT he'd cut it!

• Afterwards, PIG mum and I hiked over to the Vietnamese bakery and I bought a chicken salad roll and then we hiked all the way back to Woolies before returning to the car and going home.

• After using the loo for one tinkle, lunch was my  chicken salad roll and one mug of Chinese tea. Since PIG mum decided she'd sit at the sofa and watch YouTube while munching her lunch, I let Ela come down from the table and propped both legs up onto the footstool. XD

• Lunch finished, I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• Thanks to PIG mum who let Kim inside when she announced her arrival precisely " 4pm, thus saving me from a dangerous trip to the front door myself. I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• So a nice hot shower for me today - I wash and rinse my own hair. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, mostly dry myself ((thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) and mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Elf's AFO, Erf's sock and both laces). Then I use the loo for one more tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table,rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• Arvo tea was the delicious calamari sushi roll I'd bought earlier the day and one small mug of peppermint tea. Happiness was starting the new book club novel and reading for one hour; I reached page twenty-five " 4:47pm!

• At 4:55pm I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back online, 

  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• Having dinner soon and then watching the Broncos play tonight!

• Toms: Hannah's minding me from 10am till 2pm. Hopefully she'll take me out wandering the shopping centre like Kim did yesterday, else hope dad takes us to Garbo wandering this arvo, else expect a super-pissy plodding total from me.

• Looking forward to my three big mugs of white tea with two sugars and fingers crossed for the chance to read for three hours toms! Even though this new book doesn't seem very interesting ... XD

• Righteo, wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^