Monday, May 10, 2021

Monday Post 356d

 Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands " 3236 (ha, I'm over three grand XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 66TH time!! Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

  • After he's left, I happily snore for about another hour, waking once more for the pot :P shortly before noisy PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me with absolutely nothing bar the bra strap and tops before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
  • PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
  • Breakfast was two slices of toast, one smeared with avocado and a tiny drizzle of salt; the other with a tiny dab of strawberry jam! I also drank one full mug of water, popped all my usual drugs :P and drank another mug of warm Milo. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
  • After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful Gods near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and spend minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
  • After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful Gods near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful Gods near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

  • When Alyssa arrives to gimme a session of OT, PIG mum lets her inside and then orders me to make my way over to the gobbling :P table coz she's going swimming.

  • Thanks to PIG mum who bought ingredients yesterday; today Alyssa made fettuccine cabonara with me! I chopped everything up, (and vocalised all their anguish, which left Alyssa in stitches XD) and then I fried the chopped up stuff and boiled the pasta. Thanks to Alyssa who dragged my armchair over and lemme sit periodically; I could sit every now and again, like when the pasta was boiling. I couldn't lean against the benchtop coz that's where the stove is!

  • Score, Alyssa even left me with one big bowl of pasta before she rushed off to see her next client; I wolfed that all down before PIG mum got home from swimming and removed it. XD

  • That done, I used the loo once before walking myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful Gods near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

    Cheers,
    Em. ^^
    P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's, read by Sharyn WGhidella and Max Futcher) for the 66TH time:Shearer, Dry, Frydenberg, Albanese, Whop (heard), Palaszczuk (heard), Tate, Littleproud, Titmus, Temple, de Belin, Sinclair (heard), Packer (heard), Hogan, Crawford, Zervos, Auden, WaddingtonDrysdale, HolgatePutin (heard), Redding (heard), Greenhalgh (heard), Etherington, Tweedale, Baffert, Lester, Drape, Payne (heard), HoganEpstein (heard), Hayes, Hoyle, Turpin (heard), Riki (heard), Staggs (heard) Gamble, McCluggage, Dannahur (heard) Coatfield (heard)(,  Kerr, Ricciardo (heard), Verstappen (heard) Doohan (heard), McIlroy, Ance  Toledo (heard), McCauley, Muir (heard), Wyten, Paton, Snow, Lane and Chipper.  1AUD = 78USc. Shane Webcke read the sports report and Tony Auden read the weather forecast. Brisbane was 16-28 today. Mt. Gravatt tomms: 15-27. Sunrise: 6:18am Sunset 5:20pm.

    • When PIG mum got home from swimming, she showered and then summoned me over for lunch. After eating my delicious bowl of self-cooked fettuccine cabonara and washing that down with one mug of Chinese tea, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful Gods near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

    • Whoops, outta time, so just super-briefly:
    • Tina arrived six minutes late and drove me out to UQ for my second OT session for the day.
    • Today we made cookies!
    • Got home, turned alarm off and showered - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, since Tina stayed after I called her back to please gimme some facewash and held the showerhose over my back, I stayed warm and was actually all done after only 9%, but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling Tina back.
    • Dried, creamed and rekitted I went back to the gobbling :P table and had the cookies I made for arvo tea¬ Well, two small pieces.
    • Returned online after one more loo trip and then watched Seven's 6pm news.
    • Toms: PIG mum'ss help me up around 9am and Hannah's coming " 10am coz PIG mum's found David to gimme a session of physio toms.
    • After he's gone, Hannah will feed me lunch and then drive me out to the NAB for my SECOND physio session for today.
    • She'll see me home and showered before leaving " 4pm.
      Cheers,
      Em. ^^

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