Monday Post 335c

 Good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's probable final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5192 (ha, I'm more than half a normal person today XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Let Your Light Shine' and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "Jesus' Unpopular Ideas". Righteo, just briefly, probable final, final events for tonight?

• Got up, brushed teeth, got myself a spoon for breakfast, ate porridge, did a stinky unspeakable and plopped online.
• When PIG mum returned home from swimming, I used the loo once more, climbed into the backseat of dad's 4WD and dad tootled us down south somewhere!
• First stop was fish and chips for lunch; PIG mum even bought one scallop for me~
• Then we hit Harbour Town! I picked up this really ugly pair of pink and poo (correction: mother screeches it's chocolate and Warren suggests cappuccino XD) and pink shoes while the parents got some clothes.
• Dinner was @ Yummy Dumplings! I had three boiled ones, three fried ones and one mouthful of fried rice with yummy honey chicken.
• Got home and had to lift the loo lid for PIG mum before I showered - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 16% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After I flipped the nice hot water and PIG mum dried my back and the back of the chair for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed doing and both laces needed tying.
• After drying the loo lid, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and returned online.
• Toms: Hannah's minding me 9am till 1pm. She'll help me up, and then I think PIG mum says she'll send us shopping @ Underwood Marketplace. I'd rather Calamvale Central because you can get calamari sushi there but Yeshi's @ Underwood ... will let PIG mum decide.
• Hannah will see me showered and fed with lunch before leaving @ 1pm.
• Seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage in the arvo; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her. XD
• Ooh maybe I'll even get to watch the 6pmm news bulletin for the 64TH time tonight!
• But after I've used up my most important two hours of the day, must get to doing my GCCW competition entry; it's due Friday!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Forgot: think PIG mum's found David to come gimme a session of physio toms ... *sigh*