Wednesday Post 238

Good afternoon! Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Tuesday’s actually 1722; secondly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1395 steps and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘We Shall Be Like Him’ but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-ONE MINUTES online after Darani leaves @ 6pm!!! Anyways, let’s start off with yesterday’s events first!

-        When someone announced her arrival @ 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and dried my hair today. I also sang like 25% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (someone only ever helps with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, someone only ever helps with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to someone who helped with my bra strap, Elf’s AFO and both laces). I also got the chance to ask her my R rated question; luckily Darani knew what it meant and suggested that I prolly learnt it during high school, which makes sense!

-        After hanging up my towel, using the loo for one tinkle (I also had one tinkle when I was drying myself and one more when someone was doing Elf’s AFO straps) and drying my ears, I washed and dried Era went out to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.

-        Thanks to Darani who lemme have a lil extra soya sauce with my yummy chicken sushi and also lemme drink white tea with two sugars. While I ate, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and gave Ela a firm massage for about ten minutes before PIG mum came downstairs and sent us packing.

-        For Toastmasters, Rennie roped me in to be the SAA! I dunno where the normal one was, but I said all the usual information regarding turning mobiles off/to silent, where the toilets were and if in case of fire, to head for the stairs. “But don’t ask me where they are, sorry,” I add, grinning. “I’m in a wheelchair; in case of fire, I probably can’t manage the stairs!” XD

-        The break was awesome: Steph handed me half a croissant with ham and cheese, and Ayaka gave me a jam drop!

-        Josh Morroti was the general evaluator last night, but he didn’t evaluate me! When I asked him why not after the meeting ended, he apologised sheepishly. “Sorry, I was late and missed your segment, but if you want, I can make one up for you right now?” When I nodded and laughed, he adopted an official tone and performed, “What a flawless performance by Emily as SAA tonight! She reminded us all to turn off our phones and where to go in case of emergency.” XD

-        After one more loo trip, someone tootled me back to the Warrigal Square Maccas and ordered me the Happy Meal with the OJ. Thanks to someone who pulled over coz ‘twasn’t 9:30pm yet and lemme wolf down all the chips first.

-        Back home, I also wolfed down my chips and quickly did each Lumosity game once. Still, I managed to get one PB and one Top 5!

-        Before hitting the sack, I went over to the sofa, grabbed a one-eyed minion (understandably, they’re lying everywhere all over the house XD) and left him on the gobbling :P table. Once in bed, I asked Daddy Bear to please tell Bear Bear that the minion was for dearest dad toms and could he please ask Bear Bear to teach him how to look after my dad for me? Then Era rubbed Elf for fifteen minutes and I hit the sack. Zzz~

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 167b

Heylo again, good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for today now stands @ 1545. ha, I’m just over 1.5 grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

-        I used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning around 6:15am, when dad suddenly opened the garage door! After it had opened, I called out sleepily, “Dad, why are you leaving so early? It’s only 6:15am!” Dad comes inside, tucks me back into bed with the teddies and says, “No, I’ve just come back home, actually; I went to play lawn bowls this morning! Go back to sleep now; I’ll come kiss you bye when I leave for work.”

So the teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P when dearest dad comes and kisses me bye before leaving for work around 7:45am. Afterwards, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        At 2:51pm I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:35. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll be happy to call it quits for today. XD

-        The teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum starts a-STOMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s inside my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with a bra before leaving me to get myself mostly kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

-        Yup, @ 3:01pm I played another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:58. am content to hit the sack now, tonight. XD

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I use the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is like half a bowl of plain porridge with one blueberry bagel thrown into it! Much tastier than the usual plain (unbuttered) slice of toast. I also drink one full mug of water, pop all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of milk. Ever since PIG mum stopped pouring the milk for me this year, I’ve taken to pouring myself one full mugful, not just one small half-mouthful; my only regret’s that PIG mum’s converted dearest dad away from full cream milk! XD Over breakfast I also spend about ten minutes also finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        Lol, I’m stuffing my last mouthful of breakfast into my gob when Uncle Chong and Aunty Sooi Pheng arrive! XD Not sure why Uncle Chong starts their arrival with a prayer, but hey.

-        They’ve even brought us morning tea! Aunty Sooi Pheng bought watermelon, home-made pikelets and muffins! Lucky I asked her did the muffins have any nuts, coz she was like, “They have pine nuts @ the top.”! Thanks to PIG mum who shaved the top of the muffin for me; we also drank Chinese tea.

-        We all just sit and chat the morning away.

-        Before they leave, PIG mum invites them outside to her and dearest dad’s vegie patch and piles Aunty Sooi Pheng with wintermelons and the like.

-        After they leave, I visit the loo once, and after asking PIG mum please for one mug of water, do a stinky unspeakable.

-        After washing and drying both hands, I get into the Camry and PIG mum tootles me off to Calamvale Central to do some grocery shopping with her. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we listen to 97.3FM all day too and Era helps Ela stretch for twenty minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.

-        At Calamvale Central, we first visit Big W, where PIG mum buys a new water jug with filter.

-        Our next stop’s the Japanese food place @ the end of the shopping centre, where we both buy one sushi roll for arvo tea.

-        Our last stop’s Woolies to buy groceries.

-        Wait, we also buy two fruits (pears and bananas, maybe?) @ the discount fruit mart.

-        Driving hom’s slightly difficult: the turn into Gaskell was blocked with roadworks. PIG mum instead continues down Underwood Road then makes a U-turn; thankfully, we got in through the other side.

-        Back home, I turn off the alarm, use the loo once then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        When PIG mum calls lunch, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :p table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Lunch is two yummy thin pikelets (the ones that Aunty Sooi Pheng made for us!) with apparently a dab of jam (if PIG mum really spread some I couldn’t taste any?) and one bowl of not very yummy chicken and sweet corn soup.

-        After lunch I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Darani’s coming to mind me today @ 4pm.

-        And even better, she’s taking me to my Toastmasters speech fest tonight! Fingers crossed that PIG mum’ll lemme buy some dinner back from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate @ LEAST two DECADES ago!

-        Toms: Aunty Deana doesn’t come mind me until 12:30pm … maybe I’ve an appointment to see Ray, my long-lost cousin? (He’s not really but our surnames are both Chan; I reckon lotsa generations ago, our cousins must’ve been siblings! XD) if not, hopefully PIG mum’ll take me grocery shopping again somewhere, else I don’t see how I’m gonna pass 1000 steps toms.

-        Someone’s coming back to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.

-        Then best of all, it’s ice cream night toms night! Like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!

-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Apologies that Tuesday's post comes one day late~

Tuesday Post 167

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1453 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Have You Prayed About It?’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after lunch!!! Anyways, events for today?

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Apologies that Tuesday's post comes one day late~

Monday Post 187d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5286. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Usually, I use the loo then for one tinkle, but when nothing came, I realised I wanted to do a stinky unspeakable and asked PIG mum please for one mug of water.

-        Afterwards, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: Uncle Chong and Aunty Sooi pheng are coming to visit!

-        Also, since it’s the 5^th Tuesday, Darani’s taking me to YA @ QUT Toastmasters speechfest toms night! Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme buy some dinner back home from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I had @ LEAST two DECADES ago! 8sigh*

-        Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 187c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5101. ha, I’m more than half a normal person today. XD Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

-        The moment dad came home from work, he immediately demanded I let him gleefully FORCE L me to plod 800 steps on the bloody cross trainer for him. Well, I actually did 824, and I’ll most definitely sing myself to sleep tonight, SCREW counting! >< *sigh*

-        After a complete clothes set change (PIG mum helps with my tee then heads upstairs leaving me to continue, with the promise she’ll finish when she comes back downstairs after showering. I change everything then stop before the AFO, instead fully leaning against the side rail and slowly, softly but most hatefully singing about ¼ of my newest second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, closing the left eye for all the important numbers.

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown hairy melon, some red snapper, one thick, juicy and yummy Chinese mushroom and one tiny il chunk of sweet and sour pork, which I save for last, of course.

-        Dinner’s spooned down wqith half a bowl of soup before I walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl (it’s already 9:26pm!) after one last loo trip wqith my final, final plosdding total for Monday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 187b

Heylo again, and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3980. lol, if I get to return online after dinner tonight, bet I’ll have passed 4000 steps! XD righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

-        The teddies and I happily snored again, me waking to use the pot :P once when dearest dad came downstairs to begin his day, and again when he came to kiss me bye before leaving for work.

-        More sleeping for the teddies and I, with me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs.

-        I expect her to come downstairs shortly, and indeed, I wake when she opens the door, but I’m then astonished to see that it’s already 10am! Turns out PIG mum randomly lemme enjoy a sleep-in~

-        So she hits me with the eye goo, I use the pot :P once more for two tinkles and she helps me very slightly with a bra, before she leaves me to get myself mostly kitted, which I do after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

-        PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela).

Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast was like half a bowl of plain porridge with one slice of plain (unbuttered) toast torn into it (PIG mum had left the toast sitting in the toaster and I’d gone over there and got the toast myself, walking myself there slowly and safely, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over). My mouth and Era had just started tearing the toast up, when PIG mum rushed downstairs and immediately and gleefully forced poor Ela to hold onto the slice of toast before ordering Era to tear it (but I didn’t mind coz firstly, I was sitting and could concentrate and secondly, Era kept her promise to Ela by combining with Era to tear the pieces into bite-sized, more manageable pieces)0, one full mug of water, one small half mouthful of milk and all my usual drugs. :P Yes, I did haveta let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold each jar before Era was ordered to unscrew and rescrew the lid, but again, no biggie coz I was seated and could fully concentrate. Over breakfast, I also spent like ten minutes also finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the Camry, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        PIG mum tootles us off to the Warrigal Square Woolies for grocery shopping. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we also listen to 97.3FM all day too and today, Era helps Ela stretch for thirty minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.

-        Thanks to PIG mum who lets me buy one plate of chicken sushi from The Sushi Train for arvo tea first.

-        Next, we walk every single aisle of Woolies, buying some random things.

-        Back home, I use the loo once for one tinkle, turn the computer on then walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Lunch was one yummy tuna with tomato and onion toasted sandwich, cut into four squares. Pity PIG mum wouldn’t add one slice of cheese for me, but hey. I also drank one mug of that lemon black tea with natural citrus flavour.

-        Before leaving, I use the loo once more for two tinkles.

-        Physio today: three attempts to sit but stood entire session. Bent to ground multiple times for Ela to touch ground with fingers and identifying which fingers. Sheesh, I was so stressed during that session, I kept sweating; near the end, one droplet of sweat actually hit the floor! On the plus side, I got red pockets from Vincent the physio and Kat jie jie~

-        Back home, I use the loo once for one tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        I’m content to stay online till Kim arrives but instead, haveta let horrid PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< *sigh*

-        Back inside, I tootled online until Kim arrived like two minutes early. PIG mum’s only  doing sth in the kitchen, but she refuses to open the door for Kim. Fine. I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also sing 30% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who helps with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces).

-        After using the loo for one tinkle, I wash and dry Era then head out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.

-        Pity that Kim restricts me to drinking only green tea, pity again that she wouldn’t lemme enjoy any soya sauce with my yummy sushi and thrice pity that I didn’t get to watch the sports report, but that was all made up by the fact that I got to read Dear Fatty for one happy hour~ Oh, today I reached pg. 225 @ 5:40pm. While I did so, Kim cleaned the bathroom then sat and gently massaged Ela for fifty minutes, painting her pink with white spots today.

-        At 5:55pm, Kim took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She’s back Thursday morning for my fortnightly shopping trip!

-        Alas, it’s still quite hot; my idiot head’s still quite uncomfortable … :S

-        Anyways, hopefully bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 187

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 3753 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Financial Increase’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed FORTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after Kim leaves from minding me for two hours!!! Anyways, events for today?

-        At 2:35pm I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:25. now, lemme play one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll be content not to play again til toms. XD

Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:05am (my favourite thing about Summer’s the fact that the sun rises really early!) and after one pot :P trip, I spend the ten minutes until 5:15am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        Yup, @ 3:17pm I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:32 and will obediently hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I also played one more lasting more than seven minutes!

-        Anyways, hopefully bbl with the rest of today’s events after Kim leaves, else toms:

-        Uncle Chong and Aunty Sooi Pheng are coming for a visit!

-        Will presumably go buy groceries with PIG mum afterwards 9fingers crossed she’ll lemme have half a lunch out also)

-        Darani’s taking me to the Toastmasters speechfest toms night, so hopefully PIG mum’ll allow me to buy back some dinner home from Maccas afterwards; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate @ LEAST two DECADES ago!! *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Pot 187e

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2164 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the weekend’s now twenty-seven. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        I’m doing the Lumosity brain games for PIG mum, until @ 9pm I take myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: PIG mum’ll prolly take me grocery shopping somewhere before we come back home to share lunch with dearest dad.

-        Early arvo torture session with Vincent the physio … sheesh, seeing that guy once leaves me with enough stress to last me the rest of the week!

-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed she’ll lemme drink white tea with two sugars and I’ll get to read for one hour again!

-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Stay hydrated, everyone. It’s been stinking hot and today my stupid head has been aching some, which freaks me out no end … :S

P.P.S. Tee hee, tonight I managed FIVE posts! XD

Sunday Post 187d

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2113. see, I told you I’d pass 2000. XD Anyways, continuing events for today?

-        When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline.

-        First, I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside onto dad’s deck and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice!

-        Back inside, I then had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me a pear. I didn’t mind too much, coz I was sitting and could fully concentrate.

-        Pear gobbled up, next I had to let her gleefully force me on like 10+ minutes of neck exercises.

-        After that, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela on like 15+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.

-        To top it all off, I then had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to stand for forty minutes and let her gleefully force me to use the Wii Fit for her. Argh, I’ve already said this, but I HATES standing practice! In times like this, I’ve just gotta practise gratitude and thank the cruel and unfaithful God that standing comes so easily for PIG mum. *sigh*

-        Finally, I went for a shower. Obviously, I washed my own hair today, but thanks to PIG mum who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut. Usually she doesn’t bother, but today she wanted to gimme face cream and I told her to please wait coz I hadn’t finished rinsing my hair yet. While I showered, I also sang 29% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        After I turned the nice warm water off, I dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped only with Elf’s AFO straps and both shoelaces after I’d spent ten minutes practising to tie them. *sigh* She’s forever coming up with new ways to make my life more difficult for me than it already is: her newest way’s to gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the sock before Era’s allowed to take the sock, and no, Era isn’t allowed to shake off the sock and put it back on, she’s gotta put it straight onto the foot. I don’t really mind, coz throughout all this I’m seated and can concentrate; besides, I know what a kick she gets outta making my life even harder for me than it already is. *sigh*

-        After using the loo for two tinkles, I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        I’d only just started the previous post when dad called dinner. Before joining him and PIG mum @ the gobbling :P table, I use the loo once more for one tinkle first, walking myself there and back slowly and safely so as to not let the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.

-        Dinner tonight: I have the last of the fried rice that Besta cooked me for lunch yesterday! That’s with lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown melon, some fish and some soup meat.

-        Dinner’s spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, I’d better go do those Lumosity brain games for PIG mum; fingers crossed I can bbl after one final loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final spam count for the weekend, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 187c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1982. lol, if I can return online after dinner tonight, bet I’ll have passed two thousand. XD Righteo, continuing tonight’s events?

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 187b

Heylo again, good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1284 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the weekend’s now twenty-two. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

-        When PIG mum announced her safe arrival home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        I wait inside the Camry while PIG mum goes searching for the car keys. When she’s driving me to church for service, she tells me that Uncle Stephen gave their sermon today.

-        At church, I use the loo once, then huge thanks to Kalos who walks behind me to my usual spot.

-        At 2:41pm I’ve played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:32. now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll be content to call it quits until tomorrow. XD

-        For worship today, I get to stay seated, phew. I sing everything, pluss the harmony for three songs but like every other week, mean absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*

-        Speaker today’s Pastor Chris; his sermon title today was some acronym, sth like BLESS.

-        Lol, turns out this morning was my last for the semester to plop online before midday! Bible study starts next week~ Luckily, Samuel signed up with me, meaning I won’t haveta be the oldest in the class~

-        Afterwards, I went downstairs, used the loo once and sat down beside Leanne’s granny! After I said all those CNY greetings to her, she reached into her handbag and gave me a red pocket!

-        For some reason, there are aunties and uncles who dole out food for you. I’m content: I get one level bowl~ nomnomnom

-        Lunch finished, PIG mum tootles me home, I use the loo once for one tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: I’m expecting PIG mum will take me grocery shopping somewhere, coz my torture session with Vincent the physio isn’t until early arvo. Oh, must remind her to prepare a red pocket for Kayla~

-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed she’ll lemme off shoelace tying practice, will lemme drink white tea with two sugars and gimme the chance to read for one hour again!

-        Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Finally! At 4:06pm, I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:01. I’ve actually already played like six today that passed the seven minute mark! But I’m only after one in between five and six minutes, and one more in between six and seven minutes. XD

Sunday Post 187

Good morning! Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Saturday’s actually 1838; secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 319 steps (because obviously, I haven’t left the house yet!); thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘Conquering Your Fear Of intimacy (20’ and fourthly, the spam count for the weekend’s eighteen but fifthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online later!! Anyways, let’s finish off with yesterday’s events first!

-        Woo hoo; to celebrate CNY, Kim bought me a green tea harsiubing! :D I also drank one mug of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey and ate two yummy passion fruits. my other joy was getting to read Dear Fatty for one hour, while Kim cleaned the bathroom then gently massaged Ela.

-        Before she left, she took me once more to the loo for one tinkle.

-        Not long afterwards, dad came downstairs and said, “Go to the loo; it’s time to leave!”

-        Aunty Catherine and Uncle Calvin had invited us, Hairy and Aunty Frances over to their place for CNY dinner!

-        Truth be told, I was rather disappointed with the fare. XD There weren’t any charsiu/roast pork! Everyone drank wine; thanks to Joey who remembered that I’m allergic to alcohol and got me this really cute passionfruit popper! The face lacked a smiley, but Joey gave me a pen and I set the thing to right. XD

-        Instead of praying, Uncle Calvin led everyone instead to sing How Great Thou Art

-        For some reason, the juice Joey got me sent me going to the loo thrice last night! XD

-        Idiot me also must’ve sat awkwardly on the chair, coz I pulled a back muscle. >< But thanks to PIG mum who microwaved a heat pack for me, I think I’m alright now.

-        Back home, dad immediately Facetimed our rellies from HK and I did the ‘bai leen’ (say that in Canto) thing.

-        Repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz~

-        Today: I used the pot :P one this morning around 2am. Strangely enough, after I got back to bed, my right kidney suddenly throbbed! When she throbbed a second time, I told her, “Go ouch again and I’m calling PIG mum.” That shut her up. XD

I used the pot :P once again around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        Nature called again about one hour later. I expected PIG mum to come downstairs soon, and she did. Score, she not only helped me very slightly with a bra but a tee also, coz dearest dad hadn’t left for church yet.

-        After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I got myself mostly kitted. PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, but that’s only coz she doesn’t wanna be late to the Canto service @ 9am. Bet I’m tying them myself when I shower later.

Footwear done, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth 9poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail andv continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is around one bowl of plain porridge, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend some time finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        At 9:45am, I took myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Just church today, definitely nothing special. Oh, wait, the special thing’s that we’re having a CNY luncheon afterwards!

-        Don’t have any plans for the arvo … may just spend another lonely arvo staring @ the computer until PIG mum tumbles down from pigland and orders that I go shower.

-        Toms: Early arvo torture session with Vincent the physio. >< Will prolly go grocery shopping with PIG mum first then come back for lunch with dearest dad~

-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed she’ll lemme off shoelace tying practice, will lemme drink white tea with two sugars and I’ll get to read for one hour again! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 187b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1092. lol, don’t ask me how I passed 1000 steps without leaving the house today! XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

-        When Kim announced arrival two minutes early, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm shower for me today – I washed and rinsed my own hair. I also sang 28% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, Era and both clegs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, Era and both calves then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both shoelaces). Then I went over to the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and headed outside to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.

-        Argh, fingers crosased I can bbl, coz I’m still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online!! >< *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 187

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 768 steps (obviously, I haven’t left the house!) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Conquering Your Fear of Intimacy (1)’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online after Kim leaves @ 6pm!!! Anyways, events for today?

- Yay, 2^nd  consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am starting a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

- The teddies and I snuggled and snored together for one more hour, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum hits me with the eye goo before leaving for work. After she’s gone, I spend another ten minutes continue continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

- When dearest dad comes back inside and tucks me back into bed, I immediately sit up, hug him and shower him with kisses, coz today’s his BIRTHDAY!

- Then the teddies and I count and sing myself back to sleep, me waking twice more for the pot :P before Besta arrives five/ten minutes early. Actually, I’m using the pot:P when she arrives! I beckon her inside and whisper, “Today’s my dad’s birthday! Please gimme fifteen more minutes and go wish him a happy birthday~”

- When she comes back inside, I immediately share with her the dream I had! She laughs, then notes, “But still no food.” XD

- Besta gets me kitted, then I head over to brush teeth. Thanks to Besta who squirts me out some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her once weekly reprieve.

- Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one more tinkle, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

- After washing and drying Era, I head outside to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Thanks to dearest dad who’s left me half a slice of chicken omelette for breakfast although unfortunately, we’re outta cheese. I also enjoy one mug of white tea, sweetened with two sugars, and suck the teabag once. :p

- Happiness is getting to read Dear Fatty for seventy minutes! While I’m reading, Besta gently massages Ela for about fifty-five minutes, painting her minion colours today.

- At midday, Besta takes me once to the loo for one tinkle and makes me one mug of warm Milo.

- I ring Aunty Nga and ‘bai leen’ (say that in Canto) coz today’s the first day of CNY!

- After finishing, I happily read for another thirty minutes.

- One more loo trip for me before Besta goes, leaving me with one yummy bowl of fried rice and one mug of grey tea (she used the last few drops of milk) for lunch.

- After I finish eating, I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

- At 1:50pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for a stinky unspeakable and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

- OK, I’m pissed. Dad wouldn’t lemme attend Lisa’s farewell arvo tea coz he said it’s his birthday and I should be spending it with him, but instead he’s gone out somewhere, PIG mum’s upstairs in pigland and I’m stuck staring @ the computer!! >< *sigh*

- Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm today.

- Tonight, we’re off to Aunty Catherine’s for CNY dinner! Hope PIG mum remembered to bring back a birthday cake for dad~

- Toms: just church, nothing special. Fingers crossed the parents’ll lemme out for lunch with Lisa, seeing that they’re not allowing me out this afternoon!

- Don’t have any plans for the arvo; will prolly just stare @ the computer all arvo. *sigh*

- Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. At 3:57 i played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:36. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I'll call it quits for today. XD

Friday Post 237f

One final good evening! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2777 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week’s now … lol, still eighty-four. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        At 9pm, I pause from doing the Lumosity brain games to take myself slowly and safely to the loo and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: it’s my dad’s BIRTHDAY! It’s also the day when BCAC’s having a farewell arvo tea for Lisa who’s off to like Thailand for six months but alas I won’t get to take part in that coz dad’s already demanded I spend the day with him. *sigh*

-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.

-        Then @ night we’re off to the Kwok family residence for CNY dinner! Yup, CNY arrives toms, so wishing everyone a very safe and prosperous CNY of the Rooster and a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Hey, tonight I managed SIX posts! That's even rarer than five` XD

Friday Post 237e

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2721. anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

-        We also listened to 97.3FM all day, and Era helped Ela stretch for forty minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 200x, holding each for a count of five.

-        PIG mum tootled me off to Nature’s Corner to see Ray for some massage and acupuncture. She herself had a jolly old time, yapping incessantly @ him. XD

-        But Ray gave me my first red pocket, and it’s got MINIONS on it! :D

-        Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown.

-        First, we went to Coles to buy porridge.

-        Then we both had half a lunch from Excellent Kitchen. PIG mum got yummy salty fish and diced chicken fried rice for me. She herself had some kinda spicy curry vermicelli, I think.

-        Then I saw Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. PIG mum was again in her element, yapping unceasingly @ Aunty Ann. Me, I was too busy enjoying Aunty Ann’s firm ministrations to comment. XD

-        Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home and I walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        When Aunty Lucia announces her arrival around 4:07, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair.

-        I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, get dried, very lightly creamed and rekitted before heading out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.

-        Usually, the second half of anything never tastes as good as the first half but surprisingly, the second half of the salty fish and chicken fried rice still tasted pretty awesome! Maybe it’s because salt’s a preservative? I also drunk one mug of some Chinese tea.

-        When Aunty Lucia left I used the loo once for two tinkles then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Alas, the minute dad came home, he demanded I let him gleefully FORCE L me to plod 800 steps on the bloody cross trainer for him. Well actually, I went 815 and will most definitely be singing myself to sleep tonight, SCREW counting! >< *sigh8

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa hairy melon from Uncle Pong and maybe some chicken?

-        Dinner was washed down with one mug of water (PIG mum says I’m not allowed to drink tea when I’ve got my period coz it’ll further lower my iron?) before I walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb (it’s already 8:55pm) shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Friday, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the week plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Hey, today I've managed FIVE posts! That doesn't happen very often! XD

Friday Post 237d

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1686. Righteo, continuing events for Friday?

- Breakfast was around half a bowl of plain porridge with one slice of plain (unbuttered) toast torn into it (it didn’t matter that I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the slice before ordering Era to rip it, coz firstly I was sitting and could fully concentrate and secondly, Era kept her promise to Ela by combining with the spoon to tear the pieces into bite-sized, more manageable chunks afterwards), one full mug of milk, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of milk. Yes, PIG mum used to pour this for me last year but since she stopped this year, I’ve had to pour the milk myself. That’s fine; my only regret’s that PIG mum’s converted dearest dad to drinking low fat milk and I can’t pilfer his full cream milk anymore! XD over breakfast, I also spend about ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

- After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

- That done, I washed and dried both hands and got into the Camry. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt – bbl!

Cheers,

Em. ^^